AUTO MANIA

by Dr. Iain Corness
Spanish GP this weekend

It is the 5th round of the F1 championship this weekend in Spain, but what did we learn from the last round at Imola?

It was a damn boring race, that was for sure. The pre-event hype of Big Schumacher versus the Colombian charger did not eventuate. After qualifying, with Schumi on pole and JP Montoya down in 4th and half a second adrift, you could have predicted there was going to be no fireworks show. The final results after 62 laps were almost the identical order they started in, other than substituting Button for Raikkonen.

Heidfeld and Raikkonen

So what else was there to learn? Well, firstly we learned that Rory Byrne has designed a blinder of a car in the F2002 Ferrari. Secondly we learned that Rubens Barichello is definitely number two at Ferrari (if we still didn’t know), no matter how much he would like to fool himself to the contrary. After all, when your team mate studies the computer print-out from your fastest lap and says that there is a difference in the cars and appropriates yours, you’ve got to realise your position in the pecking order, even if your name is Rooby baby and you cry a lot.

BMW Williams were not on the pace at Imola, which was surprising, but were still easily best of the rest. Have they taken a wrong turning, or is it just that the F2002 is so much better? The latter I think.

Another pointer gleaned from Imola is that Jensen Button’s results are no flukes. The kid does have talent and he has more than regained his form of a couple of years ago. After his initial year with Williams he really bombed last year. However, Renault and Button are certainly doing well this year. Flavio Briatore may be the ultimate playboy, but he seems to know how to pick the real racers, even if he does seem to have a problem picking his girlfriends (Hi there, Naomi, how’re things going?).

What else did we note? Well you can say good bye to David Coulthard after this year. Raikkonen out qualified and out drove the Scotsman, who seems destined to have spent his entire F1 career playing rear guard to Finnish fireballs, even if neither of them could be called “funsters”! (At least Raikkonen isn’t married to an ice maiden who is now happily at home pumping out icicles instead of glowering on TV.) There will be changes at McLaren for 2003. Expect to see Heidfeld and Raikkonen team up again, that’s my tip.

Henry Ford and Jaguar F1

We can also see there needs to be changes at McLaren right now. The car is not good enough. Chassis or the engine? The Mercedes (read Ilmor) engine does not seem to really lack that much in the neddy department, and the chassis designer, Adrian Newey, has built some of the best F1 cars in the world. Whatever the problem, Ron Dennis, who has to carry the can in the end, will be pulling out more of his hair unless there is a rapid change.

Sauber did not have one of their better weekends either. Heidfeld visited the pits more times than he visited the loo on Sunday, and his drive-through penalty for speeding must have been the last straw. However, they remain a strong mid-field contender.

After a brilliant start to the season, Toyota bombed badly at Imola. Neither of their drivers were on the pace, and ignore all the tommy twaddle you hear on TV about this being their first race at the circuit etc., etc. A top flight race driver will learn the circuit in 10 laps, and they did a lot more laps than that. Toyota do have the bottomless budget however, and are prepared to use it. Do not write them off.

The Honda engined teams are still in trouble. Nowhere near enough grunt and Jordan is showing a surprising lack of reliability. BAR, despite heads being lopped daily are still nowhere as well. Jacques Villeneuve is supposed to have said that he has so much faith in the new management team that he has signed up again for to 2003 season. Read, was offered so much money he couldn’t refuse, especially since he is now past his prime, in my opinion.

Jaguar? Expect more of the same. Lack-lustre performance and you don’t have to be Einstein to see that 2002 will be the low point for Eddie the Mouth Irvine and undoubtedly his launching pad to obscurity, or at least a less salubrious round of nightclubs. However, with FoMoCo behind Jaguar, I believe they are about to unveil Henry Ford’s answer to the slow as a wet week Jaguar F1 car. See our exclusive photo.

Minardi? Yoong failing to qualify does not come as a shock to anyone closely following the sport. The Super License awarded to the very few top race drivers is supposed to be for talent displayed, not for wealth that’s paid. Mark Webber continues to impress (forgive my parochial pride) and you should see him in a more competitive team next year. To see a Minardi knocking off the Jaguars must do very little for the corporate blood pressures at Ford Motor Corporation.

Who have we left out? Ah yes, Arrows. Did you see one at Imola during the telecast? I think I saw Heinz-Harry Frentzen for a fleeting instant, but that was all. It might have been an optical illusion, however. Frentzen deserves a better team than this, and Tom Walkinshaw can run a better team than this. Let’s hope he stops playing corporate finances and gets down to playing race teams again.

Autotrivia Quiz

Last week I asked about one of the great designers of racing cars who worked on the space frames for Vanwall in 1956 and then revised the suspension on the BRM in 1957. He was the first to design a car to minimise the frontal area by putting the driver in a semi-lying down position. The question was merely, who was this man? Answer? It was Colin Chapman of Lotus fame.

So to this week. The Phoenix F1 fiasco continues, with Messrs Walkinshaw and Nickerson trying to get the 12th F1 team up and running. However, the latest Phoenix isn’t the first race car with that name. There was an Egyptian Phoenix race car which competed in Egypt’s national racing colour of tasteful purple. Now you would surely all remember the Triumph Herald which was partly designed by Giovanni Michelotti who was also involved with the TR4, the GT6, the 2000, the Dolomite and the Stag. What I want to know is what was the connection between the Egyptian Phoenix racing car, Michelotti and Triumph. Now that should make it difficult for the web crawlers out there! Here’s a clue - go smell the flowers!

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Toyota shows diversity

Or in the case of the Toyota FXS that could be thought of as “perversity”. This two place sports car looks very much like that fairly awful Benz concept of a couple of years ago. The car looks to be “different” just for the sake of being different. Look at the wheels, for example. However, despite the comments about its looks, this little baby (the car, not the girl) has a 4.3 litre V8 (the little Lexus all alloy one I imagine) mated to a 6 speed sequential transmission.

Toyota FXS

The new Camry was also on display and it is certainly a fine looking car. I had the opportunity last week to look closely at one of the first models released to the public and it has the usual high standard of finish expected these days from Toyota. The windscreen should have the water repellent glass which is made here by Saint-Gobain Sekurit on the Eastern Seaboard Industrial Estate. Engine choices in Europe for this car are a 2.4 or a 3.0 litre, but I believe that in Asia the choice is the 2.4 and a smaller 2 litre engine. Since the Nissan Cefiro plods along perfectly adequately with a 2 litre mill at the sharp end, I see no reason that the Camry wouldn’t be satisfactory either.

Also on the Toyota stand was a mock-up Toyota F1 car. This is the previous model, but with the rapid inroads being done by Toyota in the highly competitive F1 series, I can see why they would be very happy to show the public their motor sport involvement.

Volvo S60 T5

If you have a spare 3.55 million baht you might like to consider the new Volvo S60 T5. Fully imported, it features a 250 BHP turbocharged 5 cylinder 20 valve engine coupled to a 5 speed adaptive automatic transmission. This gives maximum torque of 330 Nm at 2400-5200 rpm and a time of 7.1 seconds from 0 to 100 km, with a top speed of 245 km per hour. More than adequate. I have yet to drive one, but our Down-under correspondent John Weinthal has and says it is an eye-opener. At the show Volvo were offering finance packages at 20% down and zero interest percent repays thereafter.

Z Car rebirth getting closer

Nissan Z

The Nissan Z displayed at the Bangkok motor show was the refined concept car of last year. It is actually quite a “brutish” looking car and also much larger than it appears in photos. The production version is supposed to be out next year and according to the spy network is very similar in looks to this concept, but with a different grille treatment and side lights. I certainly wouldn’t kick it out of my garage.