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Bangkok British Club wins Pattaya Rugby 10s Cup Final

HRH Princess Somsawalee Trophy at stake in Charity Bowling Tournament organised by the Rotary Club of Jomtien-Pattaya

Last team standing succumb to mighty mercenary horde

New season of bowling rolls on

Mike Davies excels at Noble Place

Mitch does it again

Four clubs just enough for Jackson and Bruce

Griffin and Dige weather the storm

Beware the monkeys

Are you ready to play golf?

The Square Ring

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Bangkok British Club wins Pattaya Rugby 10s Cup Final

Pattaya’s Panthers and Panties runners up for Plate

The Bangkok British Club (black and pink jerseys) won this year’s Pattaya Rugby 10s Tournament, defeating Bognor Regis (green and purple jerseys) 14-5 in the Cup Final on Sunday afternoon, May 5 at Horseshoe Point Resort & Country Club.

The Bangkok British Club won it all in this year’s Pattaya Rugby 10s Tournament, defeating Bognor Regis from the UK 14-5 in the Cup Final last Sunday afternoon, May 5 at Horseshoe Point Resort & Country Club.

The hosts & hostesses of the tournament, Pattaya Panthers and Panties also played extremely well. Both finished runners up in the Plate competition.

The Pattaya 10s Rugby Tournament this year kicked off with new enthusiasm, as 22 teams competed, by far the most yet. Most of the teams arrived on Friday and joined the pre-game social gathering at Shenanigans where there was plenty of mischief to be had; however, this was relatively calm compared to the following night’s Quaich, with most teams opting for only a few gallons of amber liquid to prepare for the start of the tournament at 9 a.m. on Saturday morning.

First up on the block were the Pattaya Panthers and Pirbright Pirates at the Panthers/Panties’ new home pitch at Horseshoe Point. Men’s and Ladies games were played simultaneously on two well prepared pitches on Saturday, and even a spot of torrential rain couldn’t deter the hardcore players, while the majority of spectators ran for cover.

The Ladies competition was completed on Saturday afternoon with two Singapore teams, Lion Red and Wantock Wanderers battling it out for the Ladies Cup. The Wanderers trampled the Lion Red team to win this year’s championship.

The Pattaya Panties didn’t mind a little rain, and went on to represent their home well, finishing runners-up in the Plate Division.

The Bangkok Patana Teachers won the hard fought Ladies Plate competition when they dropped the Panties in the final.

In the Bowl Competition, the Southerners Green Team ran over the Sri Lanka ‘B’ Side to win the Pattaya 10s Bowl 2002.

The Player of the Tournament for the ladies was Anna Goh from the Wantock Wanderers.

After the first day’s play, the participating teams prepared for the annual ‘Quaich’, the traditional competition in which teams are given score cards for a pub crawl, where they compete for the honour of being the most outrageous (social) team of the tournament. This was won by our own Pattaya Panties who wore their underwear outside and danced, sung and crawled their way to victory. A notable mention was given to the men seen on stage with nothing but a smile and boxer shorts. The group of party animals ended the Quaich at Shenanigans after getting profusely lubricated with amber fluid.

The next morning, even though many players were nursing hangovers big enough to choke a whale, the competition continued nonetheless.

The pitch at Horseshoe Point took another beating with the odd patch of rain and another day’s hard play of round robin weeding out the final six teams competing for the top three trophies: The Cup, The Plate and the Bowl, all of which had been sponsored by Santa Fe, Shenanigans and that famous (or infamous) novelist, Stephen Leather.

With tournament play ably narrated by Bill Mclaren impersonator, Harry Scrope from the Pirbright Pirates, the final teams were ready to give each other a beating on the pitch. In the semis of the plate, Bongnor Regis shafted the Pirbright Pirates to face the British Club after the British Club slammed the Southerners in the second semi final. The British Club defeated their fellow countrymen from Bognor Regis, winning the Cup Final 14-5.

In the Plate semis, DEA (Hong Kong) were D.O.A. after the home team, Pattaya Panthers smuggled their way past in the first round. The Bangkok Japanese were too fast for the Manila Nomads in the second round and went on to face the Panthers in the plate final. The Bangkok Japanese then left the Panthers panting in their wake, defeating the home side in a “close” 22-0 match.

The Bowl final saw the Patana Tigers vs. the Tsunami Teetollers, the latter from Kobe Japan who actually didn’t abstain from the previous night’s activities, and thus lost to the Tigers 26-0.

The player of the tournament for the men was Steve Brown of the Pirbright Pirates.

Organisers were proud to show the new Panthers/Panties home pitch at the Horseshoe Point Resort and Country Club, who provided great service to all players and spectators, making this year’s Pattaya Rugby 10s tournament an overwhelming success. The organizing committee of Paul Crouch, Phil Dunn and Jimmy Howard were extremely grateful for the cooperation and assistance from the rest of the committee including Mark Coombs, Karen Pennock, Wayne Sutcliffe, Jeremy Coles (visiting from Malaysia), Kim Fletcher, Graham Macdonald and Niel Smith.

Tournaments such as this are difficult to organize and the need for sponsorship is ever present and would not have been possible without the support of Foster Wheeler, Santa Fe, Horseshoe Point Resort & Country Club, MBMG International, Terra Quest Group plc, Bach Treharne, Shenanigans Pattaya, CR Shelter, McConnell Dowell, CBI/ST, Stephen Leather, Alistair Cummings and the Pattaya Mail.

Results

Men’s Competition

Pattaya 10s Cup
Winners: British Club
R/up: Bognor Regis

Pattaya 10s Plate
Winners: Bangkok Japanese
R/up: Pattaya Panthers

Pattaya 10s Bowl
Winners: Patana Tigers
R/up Tsunami Teetotallers

Player of the Tournament:
Steve Brown - Pirbright Pirates

Ladies’ Competition

Pattaya 10s Cup
Winners: Wontock Wanderers
R/up: Lion Red (Fila Reds)

Pattaya 10s Plate
Winners: Patana Teachers
R/up: Pattaya Panties

Pattaya 10s Bowl
Winners: Southerners Green
R/up Sri Lanka ‘B’ Side

Player of the Tournament
Anna Goh - Wontock Wanderers
Quaich winners: Pattaya Panties
Sweatiest referee: Alistair Cummings


HRH Princess Somsawalee Trophy at stake in Charity Bowling Tournament organised by the Rotary Club of Jomtien-Pattaya

Proceeds to go for the education and development of morals and ethics among our youth

The Rotary Club of Jomtien-Pattaya plan to organize a charity bowling tournament, proceeds from which will go towards the education and development of morals and ethics among the young people in our community.

Alvi Sinthuvanik, President of the Rotary Club of Jomtien-Pattaya announces the HRH Princess Somsawalee Trophy Charity Bowling Tournament. “I believe in giving our children a sense of morals and ethics when they are still young, and the proceeds of the tournament will be dedicated solely to that purpose.”

Alvi Sinthuvanik, the president of the Rotary Club of Jomtien-Pattaya announced that members of the Rotary Club were getting together to organise another major event to raise funds for charity.

“After the great success of our Rotary Charity Walk last March, we have decided to do another fund raising event in aid of the children of our community. This time we will hold a bowling tournament at the P.S. Bowl at Tops Supermarket on the 1st of June. We have humbly requested HRH Princess Somsawalee for her kind permission to name the trophy after her and the great news is, the princess has so graciously consented,” said the elated Alvi. “This gives this tournament so much more honour.”

President Alvi went on to say that many bowling teams from all over the region have shown interest in supporting this tournament. “People in our community understand the meaning of charity very well. They have so much to work for and to give. Every time we organise a fund raising event, I get so much support from the people. This makes me very happy.”

“I know that the charitable people do it because they feel like giving, and not expecting any rewards in the form of superfluous prizes. But for this year’s event the winning team will be the proudest of them all when they can go home with the much-revered “HRH Princess Somsawalee Cup.”

Alvi said emotionally, “I plead with all the people of Pattaya to please help us. This time the children and the young people of our community will benefit the most. I believe in giving our children a sense of morals and ethics when they are still young, and the proceeds of the tournament will be dedicated solely to that purpose.”

President Alvi emphasized that “a mere donation of 5,000 baht will ensure that the sponsor or their organisation will be very proud to have participated in this worthwhile charitable cause that will benefit society, especially the children.”

Knowing President Alvi’s great love and compassion for children, we know that with your help, she will again champion against the injustices and deprivation of those in need.

Apart from sponsorship donations as stated above, individuals or organisations may sponsor participating teams. The entry fee for a three-person team of bowlers will be 2,000 baht, which will entitle them to compete for the trophy under charity bowling rules. The children of Pattaya and the region look forward to receiving your support.

Please confirm your intention to support to David Jeater, the secretary of the Rotary Club of Jomtien-Pattaya. Tel/Fax. 038733707 - or e-mail [email protected]


Last team standing succumb to mighty mercenary horde

Havana FC vs Warbler FC

It was a surprisingly low key Mighty Warbler team that eventually found themselves at the massive edifice that is ISR Havana. Missing key players and travel weary, would this be the day that would see an end to their impressive unbeaten run? Havana, the only team remaining unbeaten by Robbo’s collective got the game underway. The long grass seemed to contribute to what was a slow paced first half. Possession relatively even and some good football played, but neither side doing enough to lift the large crowd, who had come to see a battle royal.

With honours even at the break, the second half started with a bit more snap and passion. Parkin, with a good turn in the box, sliced wide; at the other end Bradshaw blazed a volley through a crowded box straight into the keeper’s arms. But with ten minutes to go the Havana keeper failed to hold a trademark Fagan free kick and Abbot pounced and joyously slammed the rebound into the roof of the goal.

Havana came pouring forward and were nearly caught on the counter by the Mighty Warblers speedy replacement forwards Finegan and Millward. The international mercenaries characteristically dug deep and with the aid of a clearance off the line survived the referee’s seven minutes of extra time.

A very even match which should set up an interesting return fixture, the analysis and predictions discussed by both sets of players at the Pig and Whistle. Though it was a shame to see more Warbler players than Havana there.

Score - Havana FC 0 - 1 Warbler FC
Scorer - B. Abbot
Yellow Cards - Fagan, Bradshaw
Man of the Match - Esa Heinekhan


New season of bowling rolls on

PSC Cafe Kronborg Monday Bowling League

After a two-week break, the new Cafe Kronborg Bowling League season is now in full swing and has moved from Tuesday to Monday 13:30 at PS Bowl North Pattaya. New bowlers are welcome to join.

from left: Songkran, Bjarne, Mio, Wan, Ta, Pin, Toy, Gert.

The results from first round of bowling, with the new teams drawn last Monday, Mio’s team (Mio, Otto, Tukata) won 3-1 against Bill’s team (Bill, Suphan, Konrad) in a match where in the first two games the teams were only separated by one point.

Pin’s team (Pin, Wan, Tui) won 3-1 against Kran’s team (Kran, Jeed, Lada), and La’s team (La, Toy, Peter) drew 2-2 against Tue’s team (Tue, Sven, Gert).

The 200+ games of the day came from Tue 200 and Gert 201, Mio again had the high series for the week, 553.

On Tuesday night the old season was ended with a party at Cafe Kronborg, where the prizes where handed out to the winning team and to the individuals with the high scores and games. As usual Bjarne and Songkran put on a nice buffet for all of the bowlers, and also as usual, it was a great party - and at the same time bowlers celebrated Toy’s birthday.

Winning team: Capt. Mio, Wan, Gert. Runners-up: Capt. Kran, Ta, Pin. High string: Pin 244. High string w/H’cap: Toy 253. High series: Mio 641. High series w/H’cap: Gert 665.

Team standings after April 29

 

Won

Lost

Mio
Pin
Tue
La
Bill
Kran

3
3
2
2
1
1

1
1
2
2
3
3


Mike Davies excels at Noble Place

IPGC TAGGS Golf from The Haven

Wednesday 1st May - Noble Place (Stableford)

1st: Mike Davies, 43
2nd: B.J. Smith, 37 cb9 21
3rd: Trevor Schirmer, 37 cb9 16

Having just returned in the previous competition and shot a 112, Mike Davies shook the rest of the field and recorded his finest round for a very long time. He started with 20 points on the front nine and then stormed back on the inward half with 23 points, which included more pars than he normally gets in a month. At the prize giving he was strongly and loudly applauded for his fine effort on the day.

B.J. Smith and Trevor Schirmer fought over the minor places with the former just taking second spot with a strong inward nine.

There were no winners in the twos, and therefore the pot was carried over until the next competition.

Richard welcomed back Matt Millar from all parts of Asia where he has been travelling and Bob Van Mol from Viet Nam.

Monday 29th April - Khao Kheow (Stroke play)

1st: Doug Campbell, 68
2nd: Andy Pedlar, 70
3rd: Siranya Chaiyanont, 71 cb9 31
4th: Oradee Kaesavane, 71 cb9 32

Khao Kheow just gets better and better, and even though the water levels in the lakes are dropping alarmingly, there is obviously a concerted effort being made to continually keep the course in top condition. This has resulted in the greens being about the best in the area, playing fast and true.

Doug Campbell took the honours on the day scoring a very handy 78 off the stick; Andy Pedlar making his best score for some considerable time closely followed him. Siranya Chaiyanont just edged Oradee Kaesavane into fourth place even though a net 32 on the back would usually ensure the nod in any count back.

The twos were shared between Harry Riley, Bob Lindborg and Stephen Beard.

Back at The Haven Richard Livingston, the resident PGA professional, welcomed back Philippe Berra from Switzerland, Mike Davies from the sand dunes and Trevor Schirmer, who has just sold the farm and is on an extended to visit to converse with the current family and projected future members of it.

Friday 3rd May - Phoenix (Monthly Medal)

1st Division
1st: Harry Riley, 71
2nd: Anders Karlsson, 74
3rd: Mike Dabanovich, 83 cb9 38.5
4th: Russell Finch, 83 cb9 39.5

2nd Division
1st: Serge Straeten, 77
2nd: Trevor Schirmer, 78
3rd: Jimmy Little, 79

The day started off calm and very hot, but soon a storm front developed and took the field apart, leaving most of them considering whether to pack up and head for the clubhouse as the scores rose to horrendous heights.

Wee Harry Riley kept at it, together with his playing partners that resulted in them all occupying positions on the 1st division podium, and adding a first division winner’s trophy to the second flight that he won on the previous month’s medal.

The second division was headed by Serge Straeten who kept at it until the end to take his first medal and secure a place in the end of year Gold and Silver awards. Trevor Schirmer is showing no ill effects from the rigors of Bangkok and the interminable round of visits to his various “friends” and took his second podium placing of the week by a gnat’s whisker from Jimmee Little.

All in all a very difficult day that showed the teeth of the course and belied its easy reputation.

Once again, no doubt due to the conditions, there were no winners in the twos and a very large carry over will therefore be added to the next competition at Century Ban Chan.


Mitch does it again

PSC Three Sisters Golf

Kevin Mitch does it again, and again, and again! Pretty soon the Three Sisters Golf will be named Kevin’s Tournament. On Monday the 29th, he rose to the occasion for the fourth time in 6 weeks to take the bragging rights (missing one of those weeks).

Driving straight and long and putting a ball that had eyes, the rest of the field had little chance of winning. As Kevin blasted his way to 38 points, Jerry Lien and Herb Ishinaga tried to sneak by - both golfers came in short, but Jerry did take second place on count back. Both Jerry and Herb cane in one shot back of Kevin with the rest of the field strung out behind.

Kevin Mitch (right) claimed the bragging rights (again!) with 38 points at SCC on Monday 29 April. Jim Tully came in last.

Jim Tully, just coming in from Vietnam, took a dive to the bottom. After a business trip to Vietnam he must have been tired as he teed up at the first tee box. Jim took a couple of mighty practice swings, looked down the fairway, aligned himself with the ball and a took a huge swing at the ball. As Jim looked down the fairway for his drive, the rest of us were looking at the tee box where his drive had dribbled off the tee for about a four-foot drive. Being that Tully is a super senior golfer (over 70) we allowed him a mulligan off the first tee. He promptly nailed his next tee shot right down the middle for about 200 yards. As Tully says, his game deteriorated after that as he came in with a blistering 24 points. He should be crawling out of the cellar next week as Jim is a competitor at everything he does.

As the bragging and crying went on, beers were going down smoothly as the pepperoni, salami and cheese sandwiches were munched on (thanks to Kevin and Erle).


Four clubs just enough for Jackson and Bruce

by Mike Franklin

The ‘Four Clubs’ restriction, in he Shenanigans Pairs Scramble at Eastern Star on Tuesday 30th April, was not a problem for dynamic duo George Jackson and Clive Bruce, desperate for another photo-call after two consecutive outings as runners-up. They returned a net score of 69.6 which was only just enough to edge Steve Ryser and Mam Trayling, with net 70.2, into the runners-up spot. Just a whisker behind were Jason Payne and Edward Tracey with a net 70.4, and only 4/5ths of a shot separating the winners and third place.

(L to R) Dynamic Duo Clive Bruce and George Jackson returned to the photo-call to receive their Very Friendly winnings from Mike Franklin.

Rain threatened but never came, and the course was in fine condition and lush from rain earlier in the week. Very hot and humid though, which made for hard work towards the end of the round.

Near pins were claimed by Phil Groves, Ian Edwards, Clive Bruce and Harpic Bryant. A special mention for Harpic, very new to golf and all credit for getting to four and a half feet from the pin on the Par 3 twelfth.

Ray Woodruffe had the longest putt on the ninth, and Mike Franklin had his only decent putt of the day on the eighteenth.

It was nice to see Mike Howard back in the fairway, and newcomers Ian Edwards, Ali Tirtwood and Glenn Ebert joining Shenanigans for the first time.

May 14th is the next outing for a Pairs Combined Stableford. Sign-up at Shenanigans in pairs if you can please, otherwise we will find you a partner.


Griffin and Dige weather the storm

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the Bunker

Green Valley, at the end of April, can be a very pleasant experience. Gone are the hordes of visiting holidaymakers and the course is generally at its finest and most colourful. So it was on 29th April when the course played host to the Bunker Boys for their weekly medal tourney, but the round was to be punctuated by a fierce storm which sent the golfers scurrying for cover.

There was a large enough field to allow two divisions and in division two the competition was particularly tight with Duncan Lee and Neil Griffin tying at the top with net 74. Neil has shown good form since his return from work and his fellow competitors are waiting for him to leave for Japan in June so they can get a chance at the goodies! Fireman Danny Greer came third with his net 76.

In division one, inevitably, the Danish dynamo, Michael Dige headed the field with another fine round of 74. Four shots behind came Bill Hewitt, firing a very respectable 78, and third place saw the returning samurai, Yuzo Nishikawa, fire a net 79.

Norman Brooks mastered the difficult twelfth green to register a two and received the Bunker Super Sawng award for his effort whilst “Sunny” Sander Ruthsip’s attempt to play his third shot from behind the eighth tee more than merited the Bunker Banana Booby.

Entry forms are now available for the second annual Bunker Team Scramble, being played this year at Plutaluang Navy course, on 17th May. More details are online at http://www.thebunkerboys.com

Bye Michael, can we have our turn now?

On Friday, 3rd May, the Bunker Boys took their road show to Eastern Star Golf Resort for their weekly Stableford competition. As the day unfolded it became obvious that it would end up memorable. It was a farewell round for two Bunker stalwarts, Bill Hewitt and Michael Dige, who were to return to their respective countries the next day.

Bill Hewitt produced an excellent score of 38 points to take second place in division one, with Roy Mitchell firing 34 points to take third place. However, Pattaya’s number one golfer, on current form, has to be Michael Dige and he produced the best round of his life when he shot a gross 70 giving him a staggering 43 points! Such scores can be expected of high handicap golfers on that one lucky day but they are extremely rare in the higher echelons of golf. By all accounts it was a round of the highest quality.

In division two, rookie Bryn Jones once again fired himself to the top of the lists with a fine 38 points, keeping the consistent Neil Griffin at bay with his 35 points. Les Winch returned to take third place with 33, beating a host of others on count back.

Both Don Francis and Michael Dige secured two’s for a share of the Bunker Super Sawng award and the hapless Roger Dunne was presented with the Bunker Banana Booby for his low score of 10 points.

Back at the Bunker the talk, inevitably, was all about the self-styled Superman and when the goodbyes were said many were already licking their lips at the prospect of having their chance to win ... at last!

Entry forms are still available for the second annual Bunker Team Scramble with the closing date fixed for Tuesday, 14th May. They are also available online at http://www.thebunkerboys.com


Beware the monkeys

PSC Golf from Cafe Kronborg

Monday 29 April - Natural Park Resort (Stableford)

Natural Park Resort was host to seventeen golfers for a Stableford competition in two flights: A flight 0-20, and B flight 20 upwards.

Jon Pratt took the A flight with 38 points, second was Rick Evans with 32 points and third with 31 points was John Rewell.

Thursday’s B flight winner Pete Galle (standing) and A flight winner Philippe Berra (sitting).

‘Irish’ Jimmy Flanagan took the B flight with 40 points, and will play off his new handicap in future. J. C. Lhoste was second with 39 points and Howie Forrest was third with 38 points.

Natural Park Resort is a superb golf course and along with Natural Park Hills, surely the toughest golf course around, and Bangpra, this has to be the best concentration of courses for many a mile, a true golfers paradise.

Thursday 2 May - Bangpra (Stableford)

There’s something about Bangpra that sets the golfers golf buds a tingling, right from walking into the Kronborg in the morning to greet the ‘lads’, there’s an air of nervous expectancy. Is it going to be at its most vicious and destroy us all, or at its most benign and let us feel like real golfers.

The answer was soon apparent, with ‘hairy’ greens I didn’t once hear the cry ‘bye bye’ from the caddies as we putted down greens, but it was very difficult making yourself actually putt firmly with the memory of the normal Bangpra speed. It was, however, interesting to see a multitude of ex golfers with tails (monkeys) around the stroke index I one hole. Rumour has it they’re the reincarnation of golfers who have died of apoplexy on the greens. Beware, they do bite at times (greens & monkeys).

The weather was fine and it soon became apparent that we could expect good scores and so it proved, as back in the clubhouse the scores rose and it became obvious that if you didn’t shoot handicap there would be no moment of glory.

The winner of A flight (0-18) with a super 41 points was Philippe Berra, second with 38 points was John Orlebeck, third with 36 points was Ian Edwards just beating Rick Evans on count back.

The winner of B flight was Pete Galle with a very good 39 points, second was Jim Boyd 37 points and third Norman Robinson on 36 points.

Closest to the pin: #8 Dave Richardson and #12 Andy Bettany.

A good time was had by all and the restaurant was voted one of the best in the business, especially by Pete Galle as he demolished the ice cream special he’s been coming here for many years. Pete reckons he owes his sylph-like figure to the quality of the ice cream.


Are you ready to play golf?

Part 1

by Mike Franklin

If you are playing golf in a very warm climate you need to take special precautions to ensure maximum enjoyment, comfort and optimum performance in your golf game.

In Thailand we have sun all year round with high levels of humidity in the summer and, in recent times, fluctuations in the climate that are unpredictable.

Don’t be fooled by an overcast sky, a cooling breeze, or both. Neither are a safeguard against the sun’s penetrating and damaging Ultra Violet rays, especially when aimed at newly arrived white legs and arms.

I am very acclimatized to the sun with nine years of playing golf and visiting beaches in Thailand, but still apply adequate UV factor sun block to exposed and sensitive areas.

Never forget the nose and neck. Even some of the experienced golfers here often sport bright red ‘Rudolph’ noses at the end of the day.

Currently, it is very warm with temperatures ranging between 32 & 43 deg. C.

I still have a full head of hair but have a thin ‘Prince Charles’ style patch on top and thirty minutes in the sun without a hat turns that patch red and sore. Unless you really do have thick hair, or a thick head, wear a hat. More about thick heads later. Take an umbrella, for the rain of course, but also for the sun. The larger the umbrella the better and with a good reflective outer surface.

Many umbrellas from European countries will obviously provide shade, but also act as a mobile sauna!

Drink water, plenty of it, before, during, and after the round to avoid becoming de-hydrated. Check where the first open drinks stop is on the course and, if more than a couple of holes away, take water from the clubhouse. Some courses, like Great Lake, may not have drinks available for several holes after tee-off so be sure to check. Electrolyte drinks are a good idea, and best to have one before you leave for the course. You can buy M. Sport and Sponsor on the course as well, and why not have a beer cooler in the golf bag to keep drinks cold.

The biggest danger, apart from sunburn, is de-hydration. Golfers not used to the heat and not taking in sufficient water have been known to collapse on the course, or on reaching the locker room, so take adequate precautions.

Keep a small towel in the bag to wet if necessary and cool around the neck and, if at any time in hot weather you feel shivery, then the indications are that you are probably dehydrated and need refueling fast.

Sunglasses, good ones, can significantly reduce glare and give a new perspective to golf holes. Best to buy good quality to protect the eyes rather than a pair of copy ‘Duvals’ for appearance. Plenty to choose from in the shops and good quality is not necessarily expensive.

A golf buggy can be a real asset, and even a necessity on a hot windless day. It creates its own breeze and provides some shade. Easier, too, for carrying plenty of drinks, etc.

Loose, rather than tight clothing is best for comfort.

Soft spikes, now compulsory at most courses, are much more comfortable for walking and do far less damage to the greens, but do wear good quality socks to provide maximum comfort.

Now, what about getting a real grip on your game, starting with those grips?

Check and clean them regularly. I f worn, get your clubs re-gripped. It costs very little, takes no time at all and makes a big difference to the feel of the club and probably the execution of the shot. Visit that very nice Fabian at Thai-Ger Line Golf in Soi Chaiyapool - his prices are very reasonable, service is quick, and he will advise on the best style of grip for you.

If the glove fits, wear it! If not, buy a new one. There are plenty of good quality golf gloves available at reasonable prices, with many styles and materials to choose from. Some professionals change to a new glove almost every hole (no doubt sponsored), which emphasizes the importance of how well you should grip the club, and the importance of the glove and grip combination. Conversely, Fred Couples never wears a glove but I bet his grips are something special!

Keep gloves in a small plastic bag to retain them in the best condition, especially if leather - a tip from Steve Mascari when we were playing together some while ago.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

It’s still more than five weeks away but Tyson-Lewis is already dominating the boxing news. This is understandable as Oscar de La Hoya who might have filled that slot for a week or so is on IR (Injured Reserve) so his May 4th fight came off the boards. If it weren’t for Tyson-Lewis us sports writers in the USA would be forced to actually fake interest in basketball and ice hockey.

The first interview from Mike Tyson has indicated that he wants to “kill” Lennox Lewis. Speaking from the luxurious Fairmont Kea Lani Hotel in Maui he said, “My main objective is to be professional and to kill him [Lennox Lewis]. That’s really what it comes to. He’ll want to kill me because I sure want to kill him ... but still I love him.” Kinda sounds like one of those “husband-wife deals.” Been there, done that and got the divorce papers to prove it.

Tyson’s has a trio of gentleman working his training camp: Ronnie Shields, Stacy McKinley and my pal Mike “The Body Snatcher” McCalluim. Co-trainer McKinley expressed his sentiments, “I won’t be satisfied unless Lewis gets some broken ribs or a broken jaw. That’s what I’m looking for, I want to see something broken ... we practice on how to cave in all his ribs, break his jaw, crack his skull. I’ve told Mike ‘you have got to break something. If you don’t break something we are not going to win.’” The fight will not go the distance.

The stateside pay-per-view charge will be US$54.95. Assuming that it will break the record for number of homes, 1.9 million for Tyson-Holyfield II, the fight could well do $200 million dollars, along with 19,185 tickets sold producing $23 million. The old record was $16,860,300 set Nov. 13, 1999, when 17,078 saw Lewis-Holyfield II in Vegas. That included the Pattaya Mail boxing expert, seeing his first real heavyweight fight, who was given a ticket by Harold Lederman of HBO. The price on the ticket? $1,500. Just think, in the Land of Smiles the telecast will be free. Another reason they’re smiling in Thailand. The telecast should hit the watering holes of Pattaya about 8 a.m. Sunday morning June 9th. How about a little champagne, hot dogs and ladies walking to music - a Pattaya Beach Big Fight trifecta.

For the POHMS out there in Land of Smiles, your next great hope, Olympic superheavy gold medalist Audley Harrison gets something called Dominic Negus (10-3-1) on May 21 in London. Negus holds the WBU Continental supercruiser belt. You’ve got to give Harrison credit. He’s taking his time, the BBC’s money and having a “laugh”. Couple of years after Lewis loses the third time to Tyson he may be a legitimate challenger. Stranger things have happened.

What about Clinton Woods (32-1)? You’re kidding, right? Sure Roy Jones opted for the easy out in fighting Woods. The fight will take place on July 13 in London. It’ll be a pay-per-view in the states which has got to have folks grabbing their sides with laughter. Roy Jones, pay-per-view? He hardly draws a crowd for free. Woods had only one fight outside the friendly confines of England. He did travel to Poland to beat Terry Ford 17-18). You can say of his record, like a dancer at Alcazar, “Looks good but something’s wrong.”

WBC bantamweight champion Veeraphol Nakornluang (35-1-1) retained his crown last week. He handled IBA champ Julio Coronell (21-16-1) with Ridiculous Ease (RE for future note) over twelve - 117-109, 117-110, 118-109 with none of the judges from the Kingdom. The fight was held in a driving rain and celebrated the 453rd Anniversary of Nonthaburi. Coronell went down in the second, may have won 5 and 6 and was penalized in round 7 for a head butt. Veeraphol then took control for a win in his 9th title defense.

After the bout, Veeraphol said, “Coronell is a good fighter and he was stronger than I expected.”

WBC bantam king, Current WBC #1 superfeather Sirimongkol Singnanassak (37-1, 20 KOs) knocked out Filipino Christopher Zaludai at 1:26 of round 6. WBC #3 superbantam Napapol Kiattisakchokchai (28-1, 22 KOs) won a 6 round DQ over Jaime Barcelona because the “Filipino boxer repeated low blows many times to avoid being destroyed by the Thai.”

More of the “Welcome to Thailand Filipino fighter” project: WBC #12 superfly Sot Sorveerapol Skinduregym (12-0, 4 KOs) got Philippines champ Diosdado Gabi (maybe 17-2, 8 KOs) with RE over 12. ABC (Which I remember as “Always Buy Chesterfields” but is probably Asian Boxing Council) bantam champ Dechdamrong Muangsurin (19-3, 7 KOs) got a 12 round S HCD (Split Home Country Decision) over Filipino Alvin Felicida. Pone Saengmorakot (27-5, 11 KOs) won in 6 rounds over Lewis Makuki of the Cameroon. Cameroon? Guess they ran out of Filipino fighters. How you like them apples?


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