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Powell, Carpenter, Davis and Russell win Papasan Ray’s 87th Birthday Scramble

Local players dominate 2nd Tibhar Table Tennis Tournament

PSC opens new fishing season

Banglamung Sports Club holds annual general meeting

PH3 Run 948

PGF 2002 bowling tournament scheduled for May 26 at PS Bowl

The usual suspects take the honours

McKnight wins bragging rights

Pete Galle sinks the fleet at Sattahip

Saunders saunters to victory at Sattahip

Dr Six Pack wins at Laem Chabang

Ban Chang Sports and Social Club hands over a School Workshop at Chumchon Wat Suwan Rungsan School

Are you ready to play golf? Part 2

The Square Ring

Green Valley team wins Rotary Charity Golf

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Powell, Carpenter, Davis and Russell win Papasan Ray’s 87th Birthday Scramble

Thursday May 9th - Pattaya Country Club

by Derek Brook

This is the ‘friendly’ day in the Pattaya Sports Club golf calendar as once again the golfing community gathers to pay homage to one of the icons and founders of the local Pattaya Sports Club on his 87th birthday. PSC golfers and friends play a good natured 4 ball scramble format, and then go back to Ray’s house where his staff and Bjarne’s crew prepare a super buffet meal for the 148 competitors and, it seems, half of Pattaya.

The winning team of Doug Powell, Russell Finch, Gerry Carpenter, and George Davis out on the course, ready to take home the top prize at Papasan Ray Rogers’ 87th Birthday celebration PSC golf tournament.

Planning starts long before, as Ray sits down with friends and decides what memento will be given, paid for by Ray, to each competitor, and this varies from bags to shirts to umbrellas to beach towels, etc., but all embossed with his circular design. Ray decided this year he would give a medallion that could be attached to a golf bag, and on handing in the scorecard each captain was given one for each member of his team.

The day dawned brightly and with so many golfers due to turn up it seemed a good idea to get to Pattaya C.C. and set up early, only to be followed in by Ray who came for brekkers, and was presented with a surprise birthday cake by the golf course staff - a very nice idea.

With so many golfers to get through it was nice to see a day was chosen between the rains of recent days and all the teams got around, with as far as could be seen, not a club thrown. Most players enjoy a scramble and it’s usually a good opportunity to take the pressure off as 4 attempts at each shot does have advantages. Teams started on both the first tee and the tenth tee and most teams had a break of 30 minutes half way when they could plan strategy, or increase the sale of Heineken.

The benevolent Papasan Ray Rogers, shown here with tournament organisers Derek Brook, Dave Richardson, George Bennison and Bernie Tuppin, has opened his home to Pattaya Sports Clubs members and friends for eons.

The round finished it was back to the clubhouse, a hot shower and a couple of cold beers before zooming back to Ray’s to collect the cards, and have a couple of cold beers. Tough game this golf.

Despite this being a friendly competition there had to be winners, but the scores are secondary to the whole event and the only thing expected is for winners to be there to collect their prizes.

After the long queue at the buffet had died down, master of ceremonies ‘Diamond’ Dave got down to business, firstly giving the technical prizes, long putts and near pins, then 4th, 3rd & 2nd place winners, before he got down to the important part of the evening, the lucky draw. It was noticeable that with the ‘no shows’ of some winners there was probably a lucky draw prize for just about all those who remained, even if minor. It really makes your day when you get home and have a nice bag of pink plastic tees.

The presentation to the winners was last and the delighted winners were last seen celebrating with a few cold beers as were the organisers, and the general comments of all who remained to the end was what a super full day.

No competition of this size can be put on without much effort by many people, to them we say thank you, they know who they are, and so do we. So thanks to them and thanks to the birthday boy for once again opening his home to so many and feeding them. Roll on number 88.

Results:

Winners: Doug Powell, Gerry Carpenter, George Davis and Russell Finch

Second: Steve Ross, Kevin Ward, Stan Fry, and Peter Stonebridge

Third: Martin Hanfelt, Magnus Johansson, Stefan Andersson, and Anders Pedersson

Fourth: Kevin Fortt, Keith Fortt, Dave Hughes, and Granville Swanson

Long putts: #9 Eddie Henheffer and #18 Pier Aschan

Near pins: #5 Ian Halfpenny, #7 Bob Davis, #12 Herbie Ishinaga and #16 Bruce Tollitt


Local players dominate 2nd Tibhar Table Tennis Tournament

The winners of the 2nd Tibhar Table Tennis Tournament held on May 11 and 12.

The navy took the top men’s prizes in the 2nd Tibhar Table Tennis Tournament, held on May 11 and 12th on the fifth floor of Mike Shopping Mall. The local boys from Mikes/Tibhar scooped the remaining prizes in the Under 10s, Under 14s and Under 18s singles and double matches.

Competition began at midday on Saturday May 11 with 129 players competing. An evenly matched group of boys and men from Sattahip, Pattaya, Sriracha and Chonburi battled it out in the two day tournament; noticeable was the absence of girls in this tournament.

The next tournament will be held on June 8th and 9th at the same venue. These tournaments are open to everyone, and advance applications are not necessary. The tournaments start at noon, and registrations are accepted up until 11:30 a.m. on the day of competition. The club will also hold an annual tournament in December and it is expected that some of the world’s top players will attend.

Results:

U10s doubles:

1. Sorachat - Anuchot (Mike/Tibhar)
2. Jakrapan - Kanarong (Assumption College Sriracha)

U10s singles:

1. Kanarong Kangsdarn Mike/Tibhar
2. Anuchot Sasso Mike/Tibhar
3. Sorachat Kitsamret Mike/Tibhar

U14s doubles:

1. Apivit - Apichat (Mike/Tibhar)
2. Aikchai - Chirawat (Mike/Tibhar)
3. Pet - Prasertsak (Assumption College Sriracha)

U14s singles:

1. Apiwit Ruangsangtongkul (Mike/Tibhar)
2. Apichat Leowharatnaran (Mike/Tibhar)
3. Chirawat Tongpirat (Mike/Tibhar)
3. Aikchai Narongnu (Mike/Tibhar)

U18s doubles:

1. Patiparn - Suksawat (Chonburi)
2. Anuchot - Aikchai (Mike/Tibhar)
3. Chirawat - Sorasit (Mike/Tibhar)

U18s singles:

1. Chirawat Thongpirat (Mike/Tibhar)
2. Patiparn (Chonchy) (Chonburi)
3. Prasert (Asumchan) (Assumption College Sriracha)
3. Chirawat Thongpirat (Mike/Tibhar)

Men’s Open doubles:

1. Ruangsak - Chirawat (Mike/Tibhar)
2. Chrern - Sujin (Navy)
3. Pipat - Somsak (Navy)
3. Carlo - Jose (France)

Men’s Open singles:

1. Ruangsak Chuchert (Mike)
2. Bancha Monpolkrang (Marriott Resort & Spa)
3. Charern Kaparin (Navy)
3. Songpon (Ping Pong Pattaya)

Over 40 men’s doubles:

1. Charern - Sujin (Navy)
2. Pipat - Somsak (Navy)
3. Pongsathorn - Meta (Bangkok)
3. Carlo - Jose (France)

Over 40 men’s singles:

1. Sujin Ruangeudom (Navy)
2. Pitak Bumrong (Navy)
3. Somsak Knapibarn (Navy)
3. Charern Kaparin (Navy)


PSC opens new fishing season

Traditionally the winter months are slow for fishing out of Pattaya. Usually because of the wind and water temperature. As a rule fishing picks up starting sometime in April each year. And so it has this year.

Carl Engel with the day’s catch.

Middy Campbell with the J&M Bar went out the first week of May and came in with eleven cobia and several barracuda. Frank Collins with Fish & Trips went out May 4th and came back with eleven barracuda and nine jacks.

Wednesday May 8, Frank Collins and Carl Engel went out looking for dolphin fish (also known as mai mai). After searching for four hours with no luck, they went after the regular fish. In three hours they had a nine-kilo cobia, a 10-kilo shovelhead ray, two very nice snapper, a nice queen and a pompano. And topped it off with two small groupers.

To enjoy deep sea sport fishing out of Pattaya contact the Pattaya Sports Club at phone 038 - 361 167, or e-mail: psca @loxinfo.co.th. Also contact Fish & Trips at phone 01-987-5116 or e-mail fish_trips @yahoo.com or J&M Bar at phone 038-425-133, both located on Soi Six (Yodsak).


Banglamung Sports Club holds annual general meeting

Banglamung Sports Club called its annual general meeting to report on the year’s results and to push ahead with the formation of committees for its two new sports, petong and rowing.

Chanyut Hengtrakul, in his capacity as president, called the meeting and said that the club was formed three years ago with the purpose of supporting sport in the district in the hope of encouraging teenagers and the community to make good use of their free time. The club also selects talented individuals and gives them an opportunity to build a reputation for themselves by competing at district and national levels.

The club was originally formed with an operating budget of more than 10 million baht but costs have exceeded the budget considerably due to the necessity of hosting the national sport festival. However, the club has still been able to continue its activities enabling some of its members to achieve status as athletes. For example in the Queens Cup National Championships Kasimon Ratanasombut won two gold medals in women’s cycling, one each in women’s individual pursuit and women’s individual 5000 meters. Kasimon was also named as the 18th Youth Sportsperson of the Year.

The club also sponsored training for 15 people to organize competitions and act as judges in 4 different sports. Having successfully completed the courses they can now perform at the national level.

The meeting also examined ideas on ways of developing the club’s sports for the long term. With this view in mind the club announced the formation of a subcommittee charged with the duty of encouraging competition at district level. The club also announced the inclusion of 2 new sports, petong and rowing, adding to the 15 sports already played at the club.

Phisay Phanomwan was appointed president of the petong subcommittee and May Chayanit president of the rowing subcommittee. Both will be tasked with supervising training to raise standards to competition level and beyond.


PH3 Run 948

Mrs. Head and myself decided to take a short sojourn up-country last week and missed the usual Monday run. Did I say usual? After reading last week’s hash sheet for he fourth time, we decided that last week’s run was anything but usual.

Missing Personality must have seen the writing on the wall when he bailed out of being a co-hare with AH during the early planning stages for the run. The bus arrived at the picturesque, warm and muggy A-site, on time this week, after a relatively short trip from town. As the runner’s emerged from the coach they were greeted by hordes of gnats and fly’s due to the high humidity. Not only were they bothered by the bugs, but Charlie Manson started pestering them with dumb slips of paper for them to select which day the 1000th anniversary run should be on next year. Any true Pattaya hasher knows that the correct day for the properly numbered hash run is on Monday, so why should it be any different in the year 2003!

At the completion of the on-site signups, by Dr. Pinky and Blowfly, GM Fini called a circle. In true Pattaya tradition, new shoes were properly christened. The hares, V.V. and Two Time, explained the day’s run and the racing pack were on their way past the grazing cow onto blacktop, dirt roads, and tapioca fields. The front runners led by F The Truth, Fini, “False Trail” Tampax, “Short Cutter” Manson, Yao-Yao and Queen Stella led the rest of the stragglers over a well-laid, 35 minute trail back to the beer truck. Surprisingly, there were no lost runners this week! The Kiss method (Keep It Simple Stupid) will always keep the hares out of trouble.

The long social time before the circle enabled everyone to enjoy his or her favorite beverage, some fruit and chips, or a freshly made sandwich from “Lek’s traveling Sandwich Shop”. Remember, all proceeds from the sandwich sales go to the “Computers for Thai Kids Charity Project”. Spunk Bubble with his carnivorous crew of Evil Cow, Evil Baby Face, Evil Godzilla, Hom Huan, Zombie, and an unknown virgin were enjoying their sandwich feast. C Face and Rottweiler were busy selling their assorted amble supply of rags and other hash haberdashery. Uncle Pervy was supplying Boy George, Blowfly, Yao-Yao, General Kidney Wiper, A Marine Called Mary, Quarter Pounder with Cheese, and others with his famous “home brew”. And yes, the Scandi’s were off in a corner still listening to Charlie explain his request for the 1000th.

A slow moving Ringworm tried to explain to me about feeling bad drinking until 4 a.m. It seems he watched football on the “boob tube”, until this early hour. Spanish football no less! The GM finally called the circle to order and tried to explain about the T-shirt design contest presently underway. Spunk Bubble was able to explain the contest to all Thais “from the ice” as he was unable to keep himself and his crew quiet during the GM’s presentation.

Dr. Pinky then proceeded to conduct one of the largest raffles witnessed on the hash in many months. Chicken F won the first prize, after buying his first raffle ticket ever! He passed up a bottle of Scotch for a T-shirt bringing a loud moan of dismay from the village people! Can you imagine, Chicken F selecting a T-shirt when he owns over 300 of them! I guess he has to continue to clothe the long departed family and relatives up-country!

The GM, Bad RA -Sir Airhead, and Good RA - Chicken F, iced numerous individuals. Among these were Spunk Bubble, V.V., Two Time, AH2, AH, Mobile, T-4, KBB, SBS, Charlie Manson, King Yao-Yao, Flying Sheep, Mr. Sheen, and Uncle Fester. HJ was called in in recognition of her 200th run. Well Done! Last but not least was the Choir directed by Festering Squid Jazzer and led this week by SS. Their song this week was well presented and well received by the remaining hashers. Good job guys!

It seems that one of the selected choir members was missing during the song presentation as he was still trying to break into his car. GKW is still blaming his lovely wife for misplacing the keys inside. The maid came to the rescue again just before the bus departed for town. The hares, assisted by Festering Squid Jazzer and Fini, had a good song presented in French and English. The Hash Hymn was sung, by the few remaining hashers and the bus departed for Classroom 2.

Finally a word of thanks to this week’s truck security - Baby’s Arm and John Smith the Elephant Sr. See you next week.

On-On Spaghetti Head


PGF 2002 bowling tournament scheduled for May 26 at PS Bowl

The Pattaya Gay Festival 2002 Bowling Tournament will take place on Sunday May 26th at the PS Bowl, above Tops Supermarket on Central and 2nd Road, from 3:30 pm. All are welcome to participate.

Entry forms are available at the Icon Hotel on Thappraya Road, the Ambiance Hotel on Pattayaland 3 and Tui’s Place at Jomtien Beach.

Entry fee for a team of three bowlers is 1,500 baht.

There will be cash prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place, as well as the highest scorer.


The usual suspects take the honours

IPGC TAGGS Golf from The Haven

Monday 6th May - Century Ban Chan (Stroke play)

1st: Mike Dabanovich, 69
2nd: Trevor Schirmer, 70
3rd: Mike Davies, 71
4th: Harry Riley, 72

Four players reached the podium twice and the day at Century started the run with the two Mikes and Wee Harry filling three out of the four spots.

The course at Ban Chan continues to improve with the greens playing very true although the weather has not allowed the greens to be cut as frequently as is needed. This, however, is a problem that all the courses are suffering from during the current rainy spell.

Once again Dabber lead the field with a round that would further reduce his handicap at the end of the week, closely trailed by Trevor, Mike and Harry.

Mark Adair, who knocked it to within 3 feet on the 13th and sunk the putt to claim the day’s spoils, which included two carry-overs, won the twos, and made it a very worthwhile day out.

Prior to the prize giving back at The Haven, Richard Livingston the resident PGA professional welcomed new members Daryl Harris and Keith Huxtable from the Gosnells Club in Perth Australia. At the same time he welcomed back Fred Streeter and Darrell Paul from the same club.

Wednesday 8th May - Khao Kheow (Stableford)

1st: Bob Van Mol, 38 points
2nd: Mick Spear, 36 cb9 19
3rd: Mike Davies, 36 cb9 15
4th: Jimmy Little, 34 cb9 17, cb6 12
5th: Jay Nakagawa, 34 cb9 17, cb6 11

It is always a pleasure to hold a competition at Khao Kheow and the day’s play over the A and C courses proved to be no exception, even though the greens were rather slower than would normally be experienced. “Back Door” Bob showed real class to fire a gross 76 in the wet and windy conditions that resulted in the course having zero run and therefore playing every inch of the yardage off the yellow tees. The conditions on the day resulted in the CSS rising to 73 and will result in “Back Door’s” handicap being further reduced.

Mick just edged out the other Mick on count back, with Jimmee holding out Jay via another count back, although that one had to go to the last six.

Dave Lee cleaned up on his own in the twos pool by hitting a birdie on hole number five on the A course. Before the prize giving Richard welcomed new members John Rewell and Phaeng Van Mol, whilst welcoming back Jay Nakagawa, Malcolm Clare and Mick Spear.

Friday 10th May - Siam Country Club (Bogey)

1st: Harry Riley, 4 up
2nd: Mike Dabanovich, 2 up
3rd: Saranya Chaiyanont, 1 up cb9 A/S
4th: Jay Nakagawa, 1 up cb9 2 down

Going off early was the key to success as the weather worsened towards the end of the round, resulting in the later tee off times seeing the scores spiralling upwards in the heavy rain that marred the final holes.

The usual suspects, Wee Harry and Dabber led the charge having teed off first, with Harry shooting an excellent 2 up over the two nines. Dabber, who faded over the back nine and had to settle for a creditable second, closely followed him.

Saranya managed to just get the nod over Jay with a very steady round that secured her first prize out of The Haven.

Jay won the twos pool on his own to make it a double prize day and round off a good week with the TAGGS.

Richard welcomed back Jeff McLaury and Herr Doktor Harald Cranz before presenting the prizes.


McKnight wins bragging rights

Man-about-town Gordon McKnight, most recently famed for “allowing” his playing partner to win a long putt competition in the Shenanigans Funhill Cup, won the bragging rights for the week at the Pattaya Sports Club Three Sisters Golf Tuesday outing, May 7. Details were unavailable at press time, but no doubt Gordon reveled in his victory.


Pete Galle sinks the fleet at Sattahip

P.S.C. Golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Monday 4th May - Sattahip North & West Courses

The Admiral likes going to the Royal Thai Navy Course at Sattahip. It is said it is because he feels at home there, but we reckon that now he’s been promoted to Admiral (and civilian) he’s allowed to go in the front door at last, and its amazing how different life is when you don’t have to use the tradesman’s entrance.

The winner on the day with 36 points, Pete Galle (right) eats his scorecard as it was so tasty. He’s sat with Doug Powell.

A tremendous amount of hard work has been carried out there to bring them into the 21st century. A new very impressive clubhouse, and a major reorganisation of the course have made this course probably the best value in this area. If you are visiting it is here well worth the effort to go down and play all 36 holes, each 9 holes of which offers a different challenge, and is one of the reasons P.S.C. held their championship there this year.

So the Admiral set off down to Sattahip full of the joys of Spring, with a goodly crew of competitors all knowing they were going to rip the course to pieces and win by a street. But as usual Sattahip won, despite the fact the course was at its easiest. Only one golfer shot his handicap.

The winner on the day was Pete Galle who shot 36 points and is at present playing very well in all the competitions he enters. Nice to see as he has of late been going through a bit of a bad spell.

Second on 35 points was J.C. Lhost and third on 34 points was the perennial competitor Ebrahim.


Saunders saunters to victory at Sattahip

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the Bunker

On Tuesday, 7th May, the Navy course at Sattahip proved to be the perfect host once again for the Bunker Boys when they played their weekly medal competition. The large field was split into the usual two divisions, with the cut at nineteen and under.

The day was warm and sultry and the unseasonable rain which punctuated the round failed to dampen the enthusiasm of the golfers.

In division one steady George Meigh topped the list with his level par 72 on a course where he always seems to do well. In second place came the predictable Mr Loy, Roy Mitchell, and Norman Brooks, both firing net 76.

The round of the day was played in division two where Keith Saunders shot a net 68, easily keeping the consistent Neil Griffin at bay on 73. In third place came lady golfer Lamun Hanley, who shot net 77.

No one managed to shoot a two and so Bunker Super Sawng award was not awarded. The same could not be said of the Banana Booby and the net 93’s of “Sunny” Sander Ruthsip and John Preddy more than merited the fruity consolation.

Ed leaves them Trayling

On Friday, 10th May, the Bunker Boys braved the unseasonable monsoon weather to play their weekly Stableford competition at Phoenix. By noon the heavens had opened and created almost farcical conditions which drove all except the hardy Bunker group off the course.

Upon the restart more than an hour later, the sombre and saturated conditions witnessed some excellent golf from the higher handicappers with the veteran Ed Trayling heading division two with level par 36 points. In second place came a soggy but resurgent Len Jones who fired 35 points. Only one point behind came a dripping Keith Saunders.

In division one the lower scores were headed by John King on 33 points, George Meigh on 32 and Roy Mitchell on a meagre 28 points.

Obviously the greens did not allow for any two’s but the opportunities for the Bunker Banana Booby were many. In the end they were awarded to Mr Loy for his futile challenge against the ladies, Mam Trayling and Lamun Hanley, in a subplot which saw the ladies successful on all the par threes.

In the view of many the storm which struck was the heaviest they had witnessed on the golf course but it made the day very interesting nevertheless.

Catch up with the Bunker Boys regularly at www.thebunkerboys.com


Dr Six Pack wins at Laem Chabang

PSC Golf from the Rising Sun

The Rising Sun took advantage of Laem Chabang’s special green fee on Tuesday and played the difficult C and A nines on a wet and waterlogged course.

Scoring was relatively low, apart from Dr Six Pack Wells who came in with 39 points and 6 empty cans of Chang beer.

Runner-up was Keith Fortt, who gained 2nd place by virtue of a count back with 34 points.

One nearest to the pin went to Mick (Trapper Tours) Benton, and two nearest the pins went to the laughing Bernard Bailey from Blackpool, who said they were his only two good shots of the day.


Ban Chang Sports and Social Club hands over a School Workshop at Chumchon Wat Suwan Rungsan School

Ban Chang, Rayong - The ceremonial handing over of the keys by Ban Chang Sports Club chairman Terry Tansley to the principal of Chumchon Wat Suwan Rungsan School, Ban Chang, Rayong represented the completion of their Workshop Project Ph. 1 and other considerable charity works over the last two years.

Terry Tansley, chairman of Ban Chang Sports Club hands over the keys for the workshop to the principal of Chumchon Wat Suwan Rungsan School, while members of the Ban Chang Sports Club look on.

Ban Chang Sports Club has over the last two very successful years raised almost 500,000 baht for local schools and the children’s ward of the Ban Chang Hospital.

Monies have been raised through sporting events such as cricket matches, volleyball weekends, pub nights, the Eastern Star Saturday Golfers, and of course the many golf tournaments organized by local PGA professional, Glyn Jenkins, ably supported and many times pushed by outgoing non-golfing chairman Terry Tansley.

Ban Chang Sports and Social Club would like to thank all committee members, club members, local residents, friends in Pattaya and overseas who have all generously supported Ban Chang Sports Club achieve its goal of transforming a small group of expats, who originally participated in sport and had a few to many drinks afterwards, into a club that has attained a great amount of fulfillment in helping needy causes, particularly Ban Chang children.


Are you ready to play golf? Part 2

By Mike Franklin

There are many makes and types of golf balls to choose from, and so many places to buy new or used from a one-piece ‘rock’ to a new Titleist Pro-V1.

I see some golfers now, including low handicap players, using low 80 compression ‘lady’ golf balls. They have good feel, with apparently no loss in distance. Important though, to choose a ball you feel comfortable with, especially when standing over it with the putter. Don’t forget to mark your ball for identification, and a line on the ball to line up putts is a good idea. Quite legal, and in televised tournaments you will see that many of the pros do this.

Keep a reference file of scorecards, and stroke savers if available, of the courses you have played. If you are visiting a course you have not been to for a while, it is helpful to get the scorecard out, refresh your memory, and maybe recall the holes you played well and those you had a problem with. Recall, I find, is usually good and it does help you to have an idea about what you want to achieve - repeating the good holes and correcting the faults on others.

Neither Fabian nor I will have a problem remembering his Eagle at the Ninth on Plutaluang East course in this years’ Shenanigans Funhill Cup. There’s a challenge for a repeat performance!

At most courses, just striking the ball is not enough. Course management and hole strategy is the key to a better score and more enjoyment. Just being aware of where the hazards are (visible and hidden), pin positions, and so on, can make a real difference.

What about a ‘warm-up’ before you play? Establish rhythm and tempo by starting with the putter and short irons, working through the bag to the driver and finishing with a wedge and the putter.

This routine is preferable to killing a bucket of balls with the driver in record time. If you have the time and opportunity for a warm-up, do it and remember quality, rather than quantity, is the way to practice. As an organizer, I rarely have time for more the a few swishes with the driver on the first tee. Against my own advice, and definitely not a good idea!

If you find a good caddy at a course, and temperament is often just as important as technical knowledge, use her (or him) regularly. It can be a good partnership, probably makes you more relaxed and adds enjoyment to the game. It is also one of the luxuries about playing golf in Thailand.

Above all, remember that when you hit a bad shot it is usually not the caddy’s fault, so don’t blame her. She is probably just as upset as you are and wants you to play well.

There are some personal precautions you should take, wherever you are playing in the world. Carry only the cash you need, and keep it on you. Lock valuables in the car if you have transport, or in a safe deposit box, which some courses, like Bangpra, do offer. At worst, put things like wallets (but not cash) in a secure part of your golf bag. Never leave valuables on view in the golf cart or other exposed places such as drink stops. Obvious advice you may think, but one hears so many cases of misfortune happening to responsible golfers that could easily have been avoided. This applies in whichever country you are playing in.

If you are playing a full day’s golf in Europe with lunch in the middle, don’t leave your golf bag standing outside the clubhouse. A car may draw up and easily take them away, which rather complicates the afternoon round and is very costly if you are not insured, although unless locked in the car it is unlikely you can claim anyway.

Finally, if it is the morning after the night before and you have the mother and father of a hangover, don’t despair. The ‘Hair of the Dog’ is not the answer, but a nice bowl of khao tom soup (rice soup) and a glass of watermelon juice probably is. Tomato juice is also good, and plenty of water.

A mammoth fry-up and a couple of beers might seem like a good idea but is unlikely to help your game.

Those are a few thoughts, some perhaps blatantly obvious, about playing the challenging game of golf. The most important thing? Enjoy the game and have fun. Here in Thailand you are in the best place in the world to do it.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

Know you’re probably dying to hear the latest “trash” out of the Lewis-Tyson training camps. Can’t disappoint. Tyson has everyone up in arms due to some “inappropriate remarks” to a female reporter. One New York writer, Pal Wallace Mathews, has called it “sexual harassment” which to the politically correct is like saying “Check Bin” then hauling “A” at Tim or the TQ. Of substances Tyson did say, “I don’t think Lennox Lewis is afraid of me. I’ll kill him. I wish he were dead.” Lewis, with clever repartee, answered, “He’s ignorant, arrogant and an imbecile.” As you can tell no new ground broken there. Kinda sounds like the closing minutes of Happy Hour at the Sharmock. Not a lot of substance from either camp during the week. Tyson seems confident and Lewis seems... well like Lewis. The $54.95 USD pay-per-view will be the highest in history of sports. With a sell of over a million that’s a lot of bar fines.

Just in case you’ve wondered what happened to Pattaya’s favorite Belgian fighter Patrick, I have the answer. Received e-mail from him last week: “I am almost ready for the big fight in Belgium on 1 June, now at 68 kg (down 35 kg) will fight Freddy De Meulenaere (87-38-39-10) 2 x Belgian Champion and Benelux Champion, fought for the European Titel once (did all his rounds). He will not be easy to handle, but with my shape and technique I have a chance to win this one. If I win I gonna have the title fight on 1 November this year, so cross fingers my friends. I still believe in myself and being blessed by the oldest monk in Wat Huay Yai, what can happen to me? See ya, Patrick. PS: Big Hello to all my supporters and friends in Pattaya.”

Next fight in the Kingdom? Of course I have the answer. “I’d like to defend my Thepprasit Title on the next Charity Dinner Gala in July.” While no venue is set the Marriott Resort is certainly a possibility. One of the problems to be faced is that, “we cannot use that ring from before, Thai boxing rules!” Sounds like another make-work project to me. Sponsors can contact Patrick through his restaurant or via e-mail at “[email protected]” - the profits will again go to the AIDS Center in Rayong.

Couple of international fights this weekend. In Las Vegas Kostya Tszyu (28-1-1) gets back in action. When last seen he was putting the hammer down on “big mouth” Zab Judah. That was back in late November. The Judah camp protested the stoppage at the WBC Convention held in Pattaya. As they say in American Football, “upon further review,” if referee Jay Nady hadn’t stopped that fight Judah would probably be in a hospital today. This trip Tszyu defends his Jr. Welter Crown against Ben Tackie (24-2). The popular Tszyu might be in deep water if Tackie actually shows up in shape and ready to fight. That’s always a problem with the “Wonder Boy”.

Meanwhile in London, everybody’s favorite son of a newsagent gets back in the ring. Naseem Hamed (35-1) should have little trouble. For the astute out there “Yes” the Prince has been removed from his press releases. Probably trying to change the “little twirps” image. Manuel Calvo (33-4-1), a native of Spain, is the opponent. He’s built a record that is misleading. Like the “lady at Tiffany - look good but something not right.” After Naseem’s win he’ll have a real fight against boxing’s answer to the “energizer bunny” Johnny Tapia (52-2). Tapia, while a little long in the tooth, might still be a hill too steep for Naseem. He’s held titles since 1994 with only two losses, both to Paulie Ayala. The other problem facing Naseem is where to stage the fight. Thanks to he and his brother’s anti-Semitic remarks, the welcome mat in either New York or Las Vegas would only be covering quicksand. How you like them apples?


Green Valley team wins Rotary Charity Golf

The Green Valley team won the Rotary Club of Pattaya’s Charity Golf tournament at Siam Country Club on May 3. Bhichai Rattakul, Rotary International President for 2002-2003, who is the first Thai to hold this position, presented the winning trophy.

Winning teams from the Rotary Club of Pattaya’s Charity Golf tournament played at Siam Country Club on May 3.

The winners of the best team net score were the Ban Mai Roo Roi, who received a trophy from Chonburi’s governor.

Attended by distinguished guests and club members, the Rotary Club of Pattaya’s Charity Golf tournament was officially opened by Chonburi Governor Chadej Insawang.

The competition was held to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Rotary Club of Pattaya.

The tournament was also planned to raise funds to support charitable institutions and community service. This year the event was generously sponsored by Sataya Golf Club, the Eastern Ban Mai Roo Roi Golf Club, and many prominent members of the community.


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