by Dr. Iain Corness |
Buying a new car - the wisest investment method
After purchasing a house, the family car is
the second most expensive item you will ever buy. With many
people now buying on the drip feed (Hire Purchase), an unwise
investment gives you up to five years to regret your choice,
if you find that the car you selected does not suit you or
your needs.
So how do you select your new car? For most
people it is a case of reading road tests (like mine last week
on the Mazda3) and then going to the new car showrooms, where
(if you are lucky) you will get a trip around the block, with
the salesman prattling in your ear about how good the car is.
Holiday
Car Rental Mazda3
This is not the way to buy a car!
Road tests are the staple fare of all motor
magazines, and for the manufacturers, the road test magazine
is one media outlet they want to impress. Let me assure you
that any manufacturer which has even the slightest clue about
marketing will make sure the motoring journo gets a good one!
No, for you to make up your mind as to what
you want to buy read up as much as you can, doing internet
searches as well, but remember that the specifications in
other countries may not be the same as is offered here. A 2.3
litre American Mitsuhondayota will give totally different
performance figures from a 1.6 litre Thai version!
When you have come down to the final
couple, now you go for that all important test. And it isn’t
round the block. It is a couple of days, doing everything that
you normally use your car to do.
So where do you get one? You rent one,
that’s what you do. Go to somewhere that has new cars and
rent one for that couple of days (I can recommend Holiday Car
Rental because they have all the new models and full insurance
- 038 426 203).
Only this way will you see if the seat
gives you a numb bumb in 30 minutes, whether is has enough
oomph to do what you need, whether it rides like a dray or
wallows like a pregnant porpoise. You will also see if it is
so noisy you can’t hear the radio over 60 kph. Remember you
have to love this car - it will be yours for the next five
years!
Renting for a couple of days will cost you peanuts compared
to the capital outlay involved in buying a car (cash or HP),
and is the wisest investment you can make when contemplating
that expensive purchase. And if you don’t like it, you just
give it back at the end of two days, with a big smile,
thinking about all the money you just saved!
Autotrivia Quiz
Last week, I featured Mazda who were the
first to get the Wankel engine into a production car, just
before NSU with the ill-fated Ro80. It was a twin rotor, and I
asked what was the car called? This was easy - it was the
Mazda Cosmo.
So to this week. A heavy industry company
began making Model-A passenger vehicles in 1917. The company
is still in business today. It is not Ford Motor Company. Who
is it?
For the Automania FREE beer this week, be
the first correct answer to email [email protected]
Good luck!
Ralf in frilly
knickers?
Ralf Schumacher is setting new
standards for himself, after investing USD 2.6 million in
a porno film company. The outfit is a subsidiary of a
German ‘erotic products’ company called (wait for it)
Beate Uhse (pronounced “beat yours”). Beate Uhse is
Europe’s leading sex store chain, which sells more than
10,000 products, which range from erotic films and sex
toys to racy lingerie.
Ralf
Schumacher
Ralfie’s money would be used to set
up a chain of eight porn video shops in Slovenia. “For
me, it’s just like any other investment,” he is
reported to have told Bild newspaper. “I’ve entered as
a silent partner,” said Ralf. Sounds like Beate Uhse has
developed the world’s first silent vibrator!
However, in a late-breaking
announcement Ralf has now decided to withdraw from the
venture after German comedian Stefan Raab made jokes about
his unusual investment.
“It’s become a campaign against me.
My role as an example to others is more important than any
money,” Ralf told Bild, the German newspaper.
Meanwhile Willi Weber, the manager of both Schumacher
brothers, has revealed that Ralf will be suing Raab, as
his jokes meant the end of his plans to invest in the
erotic empire. “Raab went too far, he has damaged the
Schumacher honour,” Weber commented.
Why F1 does not have the
best drivers in the world
If you think that F1 has the best
drivers in the world, think again. Hot on the heels of the
news that Red Bull energy drink had bought Jaguar Racing
from Ford, came the news that Red Bull’s boss, Austrian
Dietrich Mateschitz, had announced that Austrian racer
Christian Klien would continue as a driver for the former
Jaguar Racing F1 team.
Christian
Klien
This I find very disappointing, to say
the least. Klien may be a perfectly wonderful young
Austrian, but he showed conclusively during the 2004
season that he was out of his depth. He was outclassed
totally by his team mate Mark Webber, both in qualifying
and in racing. For example, there were only eight races in
which they both finished. In those eight, Webber finished
in front of Klien eight times! He is not ready for F1 yet.
Then we have all the other ‘pay
drivers’ down the rear of the field driving for Jordan
and Minardi. These are drivers who have not caught the
imagination of other team principals through the nature of
their results, so it’s odds on that we are not talking
about the next Michael Schumachers! By using the Alex
Yoongs, Giorgio Pantanos, Gianmaria Brunis or Zsolt
Baumgartners, these teams are ensuring they will remain at
the bottom of the table. Team owners should have realized
by now that they will not shine with a crap car and crap
driver combination. So why should the sponsors flock to
their motor homes? But if they had a cracker of a young
driver on his way up, that is a different story. People do
take note. But that is not happening, the
‘impecunious’ team bosses are pocketing millions of
dollars to present second or even third string drivers to
the F1 viewing public.
So where do they get the next Michael
Schumachers? There is an obvious ladder of ascendancy.
Take drivers who have excelled in F3, F3000 or even F
Renault and give them a couple of years as test drivers.
You then have the ability to see if they are as quick as
the regular drivers. If they are, then after their
“apprenticeship” elevate them to full time contracted
(and well paid) drivers. Surely this is logical?
The Dietrich Mateschitzs of this world
should be looking at young drivers like Anthony Davidson,
who has spent a couple of years as a test driver in F1,
and on the Friday sessions was quicker than both the
regular F1 ‘stars’ Jenson Button and Takumo Sato.
Only by doing this will we see the best
F1 drivers. We did not see this in 2004. We are obviously
not going to see it in 2005 either!
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Sir Stirling Moss - the
greatest driver not to win the world championship?
Sir Stirling, one of motorsport’s best
loved ‘characters’ is often written up as an unlucky
driver and the greatest driver not to win the world
championship. Many have put this down to the fact that he
wanted to drive British cars, and I have even fallen into that
trap myself until it was pointed out by our Down-Under
correspondent John Weinthal that this is not strictly correct,
unless you call Mercedes Benz and Maserati British!
Sir
Stirling and his Maserati
Whilst in no way wishing to detract from
his achievements, a brief look at Sir Stirling’s record is
in order. A little comparison is also in order with the man I
consider the best driver ever, Juan Manuel Fangio, who raced
at the same time, and in fact he and Moss were team mates some
years.
Both raced in the 1950’s with Fangio
contesting 51 Grands Prix to Moss’ 66. During that time
Fangio came home first in 47 percent of his races, while Moss
in only 24 percent. Fangio also started from pole in 56
percent of the GP’s, while Moss in only 24 percent of his
GP’s. If not winning outright, Fangio stood on the podium
for 68 percent of his races, compared to Moss with 36 percent.
The next statistic is even more telling,
and perhaps explains why Moss never won that elusive
championship. Fangio retired from 27 percent of the Grands
Prix he contested, but Moss retired in more than half of his
GP’s - 53 percent to be specific. The old adage runs, “To
finish first, first you have to finish.” Moss did not seem
to have learned that.
So was Moss a car breaker? The gross
figures would look as if they imply that, and it is difficult
to explain away otherwise the difference between Fangio and
Moss. Both were exceptional drivers, but Fangio did not get to
the finish line on only 14 occasions, while Moss’ record
shows 35 retirements. That was enough to lose him that world
championship he desired.
For my money, Juan Manuel Fangio is still
head and shoulders above them all, including the elder
Schumacher. Fangio raced in Grands Prix that took three hours,
in racing cars with precious little safety. He took something
like six seconds off the lap record for the long circuit at
Nurburgring in a Maserati. Not 0.65 seconds, but 6.0 seconds!
If you ever get the chance to see footage of his memorable GP
there in 1957, sit down and watch the ultimate master at work!
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