
You enter through a portal and inside is an L shaped
swimming pool, with tables and chairs, also in an L shape around it. There
is a sit-up bar along one side, and on our night, several Frenchmen in the
pool. The tables and chairs are those heavy wooden Chinese style furniture,
and a woven placemat is put down in front of you after your order. There is
also salt and pepper, plus a pepper grinder, oregano dispenser and a bottle
with olive oil. Serviceable cutlery completes the package.
The menu is not large and begins with drinks, with Chang
beer at B. 45 and the Oh-So-French Pastis or Ricard at B. 60. House wine is
B. 65 per glass. Various salads are between B. 55-110, while steaks range
between B. 170-215 done in various French ways (such as blue cheese or red
wine). Snacks, burgers and baguettes are also inexpensive at B. 55-85,
followed by pizzas (B. 120-195) and then three pages of Thai favorites with
everything under B. 80.
Madame decided on a seafood pizza, being told it was
“medium sized”, while I decided that the top of the menu steak with blue
cheese was mine.
If the Dao Café pizza that arrived on its wooden platter
was “medium”, I would hate to try a “large”! It was well cooked,
prepared on the spot, with lashings of cheese, plenty of prawns, tuna and
squid. It received Madame’s approval, and the slice I tried was very
flavorsome.

The steak came with a garden salad on the side, and a
container with some good thick slices of fresh French bread. But the steak!
This came on a large plate with a good sized steak covered with thick melted
blue cheese, and the other half of the plate being French fries (even if the
Belgians did invent them). The steak was ‘medium’ as requested and
tender, and the blue cheese was not overpowering. The only disappointment
was the fries, that were a little too soggy for my liking. However, the
steak, cheese and salad made up for it. I used the bread to mop up the last
of the cheese. Superb!
Dao Café was certainly not expensive (the most expensive
item is only B. 215). It is certainly French, and the owner, a reasonably
rotund gentleman (never trust a skinny French cook) admitted he could not
speak English. Since my French is these days of the “plume de ma tante”
fluency, we ended up smiling at each other and I left him repairing the
light in the gentleman’s loo.
It was, as we had been told, nothing fancy, but it
certainly provided some great food (other than the French fries) and the
value was there. I would go back again, even if just for the steak with blue
cheese. Well worth the trip.
Dao Café้, 18/382 Chatkaew Village 9, off Soi Khao Noi, Central
Pattaya, telephone 038 427 041. On street parking. Open seven days from 8
a.m. until 11 p.m.