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Star fighters at Fairtex International Boxing Stadium

Double role for Dennis as his team claim Grey Goose Trophy

City hall stands firm on budget for jetski championships

From ‘Down-under’ to top

Ian arrows in for Malaysian Open

Sport Bag

Nat and Matt Scramble the Field

The Mainbrace Spliced

A close battle at Phoenix

The Beautiful Game?

Frank’s flirtations with Phoenix

Derek comes up trumps at beautiful Burapha

Ebrahim to the fore once more

Paddy’s Day at Paweenas whilst Am just keeps on winning

Kenny gets the trophy while Herb gets his groove back.

Tiny Thai tigress wins at Sriracha

Tough times at Treasure Hills

The Square Ring

New league kicks-off with Café Kronborg showing the way

Gerry celebrates with a ‘Double’

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Star fighters at Fairtex International Boxing Stadium

Ariyawat Nuamsawat
September 4 saw a great night of Thai boxing at the Fairtex International Boxing Stadium on Thepprasit Road. The event, labeled the Fairtex Star Challenge comprised 12 bouts between fighters from the region’s top camps and was organized with the intention of spreading the word about the culture and tradition of Muay Thai to tourists visiting Pattaya

Yod Pichit Por Preechachai (yellow shorts) used aggressive tactics to secure a win over his opponent.
The main event was also used to signify the official opening of the newly revamped Fairtex International Boxing Stadium and featured a return bout between Hlak Hai Sor Panajuophech and Yod Pichit Por Preechachai at the 48kg weight class. Preechachai was hoping to exact revenge for a previous loss to Panajuophech and the fight was another hard-fought, close encounter with both men throwing punishing blows with elbows and shins. After five grueling rounds the judges scored it for Preechachai who appeared to have entered the ring with a fierce determination to settle the score.
Fights are currently being held every Monday and Thursday at the Thepprasit Stadium.


Double role for Dennis as his team claim Grey Goose Trophy

2006 Grey Goose Memorial Scramble

Larry, Sus, Dennis and Bill enjoy their moment of glory with MC Bernie

Saturday, September 9, Emerald Golf Club
This was the third annual event held to remember past active members of the Pattaya Sports Club, namely, George Davis, Bob Davis, Tim McMaster and Bob Moberg. While the first two events were held under the name of the Tri-Nations Cup a decision was made to abandon that name and revert to the original intent of the cup, which is to honor our departed friends.
Staying with tradition the event was again held at Emerald (formerly Century Ban Chang) and it must be said that when this course is tended to by the ground staff, as it was on this day, it is a fine test of golf for all levels of players.
The day started at 07:24 with a field of 111 players forming their four-person scramble teams: OK math gurus, there was one three ball in there.
Bernie Tuppin and Nigel Cannon were on hand to assist the organizers, Dennis Willett and Gerry Carpenter with registration, collection of fees and handing out the commemorative tournament shirts. Mike Gerrard, unusually for him without funny costume and singing, acted as starter and team photographer. That is until a slightly unhappy Herbie Ishinaga turned up minus one member of his team causing Mike to quickly get into golf shoes and fill in for the absent player.
The pace of play proceeded very well on a clear and warm day with no reported stragglers. A few amber liquids at the clubhouse after a shower and it was off to McAllister’s where the presentation was organized. Don had arranged a very fine meal for all the participants and was there at the awards presentation, looking quite fit despite the effects of his cancer treatment.
Tournament organizer Dennis Willett thanked all of the above mentioned for their assistance, the management of Emerald and Don McAllister for making the day truly memorable. Dennis announced that Bernie would be the MC and Gerry would pass out the prizes. Dennis normally does the MC work himself and the reason for the change eventually became apparent.
The awards for near pins and longest putts were made to Ebrahim, Peter King, Barry Traynor, Ian Edwards, Roger (007) Moore and Tony Robbins then it was on the main event.
In fourth place with a net 55.8 was the team of Stuart Ledingham, Moira Ledingham, Ali Kirkwood and Khun. Pong.
Third place, scoring net 55 was the team of Mike Allidi, Jan Eriksen, Massimo Benventi and Roman Thomasini.
In second with a net 54.2 came the team led by Canadian Tim Watt, this years Jackalope champion, Ron Davidowicz, Mike Callahan and Rob Smith.
Scooping up first place with, a not unreasonable, net 54 were Dennis Willett, Larry Ball, Sus Ige and Bill Thompson, thus explaining why Dennis handed over the announcing to Bernie.
A well organized lucky draw was held with superb prizes on hand and it was time for all participants to leave or stay as they wished.
The next major PSC event is the 62nd Monthly Members Tournament at Easter Star on 22 September so sign up early as this will be another well supported event.


City hall stands firm on budget for jetski championships

Ariyawat Nuamsawat
City hall has turned down a request for extra funds for the annual Pattaya jetski championships, saying that the budgeted amount is already sufficient and that there are other sports in the area that are also in need of support.

The organizers of the Jetski King’s Cup 2007 have failed to gain additional funding from Pattaya City Hall for this year’s event. (Photo courtesy TJSBA)
Pattaya councilor Pisai Panomwan na Ayutthaya, acting on behalf of the chairman of the committee for tourism and sports, announced the decision during a meeting, September 5. This followed a request from the Jet Sports Boating Association of Thailand for an additional 1 million baht, which was made on the basis that the forthcoming Jetski King’s Cup 2007 would be much greater in scope than previous years and would also attract more entrants.
This view was not however shared by Pisai and City Hall officials, who said the decision would remain to provide the previously agreed 1.5 million baht, as they do not consider jetskiing to be an international sport and in the public mind it only receives a limited following.
Pattaya City also has other sports to support, said Pisai, such as the Sepak Takraw Thailand League. Representatives from the Takraw league had previously requested a 1 million baht support budget from Pattaya City, which has been approved.


From ‘Down-under’ to top

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

The Pattaya Golf Society revisited the Thai Royal Navy course at Plutaluang on Tuesday, September 5 after a long absence, to find the course in fine fettle and the costs to be the best value for money in the area.
The format for the day was a pairs team Scramble and the handicap equation had been adjusted slightly to make the teams more equitable. The twelve teams found the system fairer and the North and West nines were the challenge.
From the start the amended system showed that those who were on the best form were to end up in the frame. In third place was the fancied team of Harry Riley and Saranya Chaiyanont, and their score of net 67.3 just held off a fine challenge by John Cunningham and Bill Hewitt by decimal point four of a shot.
The second placed team was the very effective pairing of Paul Quodomine and big Bob Martin, and their score of net 65 was only fractionally behind the winners, the antipodean pairing of Stuart Thompson and David Thomas. How they must have rued both going into the drink from the tee on the Lighthouse hole! Stuart and David gained two birdies and sixteen pars to give them a score of net 64.7 for a well earned, if somewhat narrow, victory.
The format did not allow for a “twos” competition but it certainly had enough “meat” for a Booby Bevy award and the husband and wife team of Barry Pethig and Jang Salar found nowhere to hide after they had buried eight tee shots between them in the turgid waters guarding the Lighthouse Green. After all, there were two groups waiting on the third tee witnessing the comedy of errors. As always the scramble format is an enjoyable one and this day was no exception.
Beauty & the Beast - Thai style
Thursday, September 7, it was the turn of Crystal Bay to host a Pattaya Golf Society competition - this time the format was Stableford over the “B” and “C” nines.
Extensive maintenance work has been carried out over the past few months resulting in the unavailability of the “C” nine and it was good to see it now featured again on the information board. Imagine the dismay that was displayed when the golfers found the “C” nine greens heavily pitted and sanded whilst the other nine was in immaculate condition. Spirits were deflated further as thunder rolled throughout the day.
The competition immediately became a lottery for the two flights cut at twenty and under. Opening the course before finishing the greens would seem to defy logic, but well ... This is Thailand.
Lottery winners in the second flight included Andy Haycox with 33 points in third place, Tony Duthie with 34 in second and a “reborn” Tony Kitchen winning with 35 points. The top flight was a tighter affair with Kris Kritsnajootha and John Cunningham sharing runners-up place with 37 points and the redoubtable duo of Bill Hewitt and David Thomas topping the flight with 38 points each.
The bulky “twos” pot was shared by Ray Atkinson and Tony Duthie and special near pin prizes generously donated by Bob Martin and Paul Quodomine were won by Tony Duthie (two), Ray Atkinson and Harry Cowling. The latter also had an eventful time on one hole where his tee shot struck a tree and his subsequent efforts struck the woodwork three more times moving him fully forty yards back towards the tee. He was consoled later with the Booby Bevy.
But the day will be remembered for the “Beauty & Beast” conditions at the course and it is to be hoped the saga will have a fairytale ending before we next return to Crystal Bay.


Ian arrows in for Malaysian Open

A well-known face in Pattaya darting circles, Ian Philips recently touched down in the kingdom for a brief stop over before heading off to play in the Malaysian Open Darts Championship which is scheduled to take place on September 23rd.

Ian celebrates his victory in the 2002 Pattaya Darts Open

Ian, who hails from the south of England has been practicing several hours a day in the lead-up to this tournament and having secured the generous backing of the Pattaya Mail, ESC Security Systems and The Pattaya Sports Club, Ian has pledged to donate any winnings he is able to garner from the tournament to a local charity here in Pattaya. Like all our readers, we will be wishing Ian the best of luck in his endeavors and hope he will be returning from Malaysia with the winner’s trophy tucked firmly under his arm.


Sport Bag: Golf As We Know - Part II

I had a letter published last week regarding the manipulation of golfing handicaps by a minority of players in Pattaya.
Although it would be impossible to completely eradicate the problem, I have a couple of suggestions that may help a little.
Handicaps here are based on 2 different systems and it is my understanding that if one has current handicaps under both systems (i.e. updated in the last 3 months) which are different then one should play ALL competitions off the lower of the two. I recently played in a regular monthly Pattaya competition where the person who finished 2nd had a variance in his two handicaps of 5 shots and played off the higher of the two. This was not picked up by the organisers.
It should be relatively simple for the organizers of any competition to have an up to date handicap listing of both systems to which they refer before presenting the prizes. This might encourage certain players “not to be lead into temptation”.
My second suggestion affects the USGA handicapping. I understand that at present players are required to hand in the cards from all of the rounds they play - competition or not. Unfortunately this allows players that wish to manipulate the system to do so very easily. Practice rounds with deliberately high scores or even ficticious rounds can be entered online and easily allow handicaps to be unfairly maintained or increased. If scores were only allowed to be submitted by recognized group organizers, would this not help to reduce the problem.
If the honourable sport of golf were only played by honourable people then no action would be necessary. Unfortunately this is not the case.
Harvey S


Nat and Matt Scramble the Field

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday, September 3, Green Valley, White Tees, Stableford
A Flight:
1st Joe Mooneyham, 39 points
2nd Jim Wickstrom, 37 points
3rd Jack Grindvold, 37 points
B Flight:
1st Chicka Smith, 38 points
2nd Nick Payne, 36 points
3rd Ian Grout, 35 points
C Flight:
1st Bob Lindborg, 40 points
2nd George Jackson, 38 points
3rd An Kaesavane, 37 points
D Flight:
1st Ken Kutzing, 40 points
2nd Kym Stutley, 37 points
3rd Robbie Bennett, 36 points
Near Pins: #2: Ray Dell; #9: Joe Mooneyham, #12: John Emmerson; #16: Gerry Power
2’s: Steve Bugden, Nick Strasshine, John Emmerson, Mike Shrosbree, Ray Dell, Don Lehmer, Adam Shoenfeld, Ian Rippey, Mike Craighead
Non-Counting 2: Joe Mooneyham (2), Gerry Power, An Kaesavane
A couple of ol’ vets knotted it up for MoM. The Guru of Green Valley may have given a glimpse that it may be time to again put his name up “On The Wall” in the upcoming Monthly Medal Comp with a fine 40 points in C Flight. K4 matched the Guru’s output to take the first D Flight the Society had had in a while.
Speaking of vets, The Guru was followed in by One Ball and the delightful Ms. An in the penultimate Flight. K4 was trailed in by old to Pattaya, but new to the Society, Kym Stutley. It only took Kym two weeks to find the keys to the coffers. Nice Guy Robbie out-pointed the Storm’s Sugar Ray on the inward nine to take third in D Flight
The Groom had the better of the day’s Medalist, Dudley Doo-right, and the ever Wacko Jacko to take A Flight. Joe had 39 points and Jimmy’s best of gross was a 75, one of only three rounds in the 70’s this day.
Chicka, moaning and groaning as per usual, hobbled to the first tee and took B Flight by a two-point margin over Nicky Payne. Ian Grout counted in a bit better than Nice Guy Johnny to take the last pay slot in B Flight.
A Society record was set with 4 non-counting 2’s on the day.
Tuesday, September 5, Laem Chabang A & B, Blue or White Tees, Stableford
Blue Flight:
1st Paul Shaw, 39 points
2nd Ian Rippey, 37 points - c/b Jim Munns
White Flight:
1st Bruce McAdam, 40 points
2nd Dave Porter, 39 points
3rd Bob Lindborg, 38 points - c/b Don Lehmer
NP: #A2 - Ian Rippey
2’s: John Emmerson
Paul Shaw, no longer an up-and-comer, but rather an established force with his 12 handicap, was two clear of Shack mate, Ian Rippey, in the truncated Blue Flight. Ian’s pocket money came at the expense of Capt. Fogg who lost the count back
Off the Whites, Aussie Bruce McAdam tallied 40 points over the Valet’s Best Friend and the Guru. The Guru enjoyed his second payday of the week at the expense of the Lady’s Man whose backside was stronger with the girls than it was on the scorecard.
Wednesday, September 6, Burapha B & C, Blue or White Tees, Stableford
Blue Flight:
1st Kevin Moraghan, 38 points
2nd Jack Spencer, 37 points
3rd Paul Young, 36 points
White Flight:
1st Joop Medze, 41 points
2nd Mike Cragihead, 38 points
2’s: Blues: Chris Stewart Whites: John Hillier
A second split Flight day saw the greater balance of the field taking on the Blue Tees, this time at Burapha’s uncommon pairing of the British Link and Crystal nine. New resident Kevin Moraghan edged fellow Army vet, Black Jack Spencer, by a single point. Gen. Jack was another point ahead of the silent but deadly Paul Young who had an even to handicap 36 points.
In the slightly more forgiving White Flight, Joop Joop Medze took the honors over The Mechanic, with the former having 41 points, and the latter having 38.
Friday, September 8, Burapha C & D, Blue Tees, 2-Person Scramble - Stroke/Medal
1st Nat Meesuk and Matt “Irnie” McInerney, net 62.1
2nd Sugar Ray Handford and Roger Koehler, net 63.3
3rd Mark Wood and Nick Payne, net 63.9
4th Chris Stewart and Brian Prudden, net 63.9
It has oft been said, but no greater love hath any man than to loan his girlfriend to his best mate to win a scramble. Such was the case on Friday as Johnny McHugely blessed the teaming of his significant other, the Nat(ural), with long time friend, Matt ‘Irnie” McInerney in the week-ending Scramble on the Crystal and Dune nines of Burapha. The combination was good for a 1.2 stroke victory over the Oz-Yank duo of Sugar Ray and Good Roger.
A count back was required to separate the third and fourth place finishers of the big field as Aberdeen Mark and Business Guy Nick had a gross 35 coming home to edge the Aussie pure bred team of Chris Stewart and Dashing Brian who had 37. While both teams were handicapped identically, it should be noted that Brian had to yield six shots to the handicap calculation due to the GM’s seven stroke differential limit.


The Mainbrace Spliced

IPGC golf from The Haven

Monday, September 4, Century Chonburi, Stableford
1st Barry Traynor, 30pts - c/b 15
2nd B.J. Smith, 30pts - c/b 14
3rd Tony Barritt, 27pts - c/b 18
4th Roar Berger, 27pts - c/b 14
Another extremely difficult week of golf with the end result being only one golfer managing to play under par in the three competitions.
It started promisingly after what is now an easy drive up the 331 to the Nick Faldo designed Century, with its inviting fairways and tricky second or third shots into greens that had been shaved down to the glass. By the third hole most of the field were resigned to taking one or two more than their usual number of puts. On the third, one of the groups managed to put three of the four putts back off the green, so slick were the conditions.
Barry Traynor and B.J. Smith were the best of the bunch and it will be a long time before the day is won again with a count-back of 15. Tony Barritt finally got to grips with the Stimp speed of around 14 on the back nine, having amassed a meager nine points on the front to take third place from Roar Berger.
There were no surprises when the “twos” results were read out. No surprises either as “The Doc” announced the CSS at 74 for the day.
Wednesday, September 6, Crystal Bay, Stableford
1st Tom Sathrum, 36pts
2nd Peter Aitcheson, 33pts
3rd Russell Exley, 29pts - c/b 6 13
4th Takeshi Hakozaki, 29pts - c/b 6 11
Tom Sathrum, having missed the previous outing, was one of the few not suffering from the bejeebers on the greens and whilst the rest of the field were very tentative on and around the putting surface, he just keep a level head and a steady hand to match par and take the days honours by three strokes from Peter Aitcheson.
Dragging a further four shots back were Russell Exley and Takeshi Hakozaki, the latter being unable to take advantage of local knowledge and various members bounces and lost out on count back over the back six.
Once again there were no “twos” in either division and once again the CSS rose by two to 74 on the day.
Before presenting the prizes Richard Livingston, the resident PGA teaching professional, welcomed new member Gary Crutchley.
Friday, September 8, Phoenix, Stableford
1st Ron Bridge, 37pts
2nd Phil Groves, 35pts - c/b 6 13
3rd Trevor Schirmer, 35pts - c/b 6 12
4th Chris Knapp, 34pts
At last there was a winner that seemed to know how the game is usually played, but still, even with his member’s local knowledge he could not make a big impression on the course, although the rest of the players did a lot better than earlier in the week with the CSS actually going down a shot.
Ron Bridge played very tidily to take the day by two from the Swagman, who might just have been thinking that one-over would be good enough following the two previous outings. It was not to be, and he had to content himself with second place on count back over Trevor Schirmer on the last six.
Chris Knapp added a little more to his growing reputation as a bell ringer, as he celebrated his fourth place and “twos” in style, as usual. But then, he has had good experience and practice in the past ordering a Splicing of the Mainbrace and an issue of grog as a ship’s captain and is now getting back into the habit, much to the delight of the motley crew that assembles at The Haven following the day’s golf.
Trevor Schirmer slotted the only “two” in the First Division to take the pot and Chris Knapp did the same in the Second Division.
Back at The Haven, Richard welcomed back Frank Pilkington, Arthur Hancock and Peter Johansson, none of whom had been out of the country but all had not played for some time for various reasons.


A close battle at Phoenix

IPGC golf from the Caddy Shack

Tuesday, September 5 was ‘special’ day at the Caddy Shack with a 4-Man scramble at Phoenix followed back at the bar by a buffet and a live Filipino band playing until the early hours.

The winning team, together with ‘gatecrasher’ Mr. Loy and members of the Filipino band celebrate during party night at the Caddy Shack
Out on the golf course the competition was intense and only .50 of a shot separated the top three places. Keith Fortt, Nick Lawrence, Sam Fitzsimmons and Reg Rawdling came third on 61; Ramsey Smith, Dave Strang, Dave Bramley and Dino came second with net 60.80, and the winners were John MacDonald, Paul Davies, Geoff Hart and Clark Alexander firing 60.50.
To the technical prizes and ‘Longest Drive’ was won by Reg Rawdling whilst ‘Near Pins’ were awarded to Paul Smith, John MacDonald and two for Mr. Reg.
Unfortunately, someone had to come last and the team of Gerry Prescott, Dave Horan, Dave Butler and Graham Wilshaw earned that position although they had the consolation of being voted the ‘best-dressed’ team.
After the presentation, the food was served and everyone settled down for a musical evening with the brilliant Filipino band that catered to music lovers of all ages.
Friday, September 8 saw us make the trip to The Emerald for a Medal competition. In-form Brian Jacks took third spot with a net 77, Phil Smith came second with a net 74 and the winner on the day was Don Francis firing a net 73. The ubiquitous Mr. Jacks scored the only “two” of the day.


The Beautiful Game?: ‘Big Boys’ have everything to play for

by Riz Taylor
Settle down for a big one this weekend, football fans, as some of the Premiership’s biggest names go head to head on Sunday in encounters that could easily define this season’s title race.
Sounds dramatic, doesn’t it, especially considering we’re barely halfway into September, and yet already some of the favourites to challenge the almighty Chelsea seem to be falling by the wayside just a month into the season.
Everton hosted Liverpool last week in the Merseyside derby. I won’t bore you with the details as you probably saw it yourself, but it’s becoming quite clear that Liverpool have a mountain to climb if they’re to make any impact on the title race come May. Tim Cahill opened the scoring for the home side before defensive clangers from Jamie Carragher and goalkeeper Jose Reina gave Everton’s Andy Johnson a sniff of goal. It was all he needed. The former Crystal Palace man duly accepted the gifts on offer to give the Toffees all three points at Goodison with a 3-0 victory.
Everton now sit in the top three, and Portsmouth’s victory over Wigan sees them move into second behind leaders Manchester United, who are unbeaten after their first four fixtures after easing past Spurs at Old Trafford.
But whatever United’s early promise, Chelsea are still the side to beat. That’s an achievement that Middlesbrough have already managed this season, but unless the Blues continue to stumble it’s going to be a long road back for some of the sides that have got off to a poor start.
Liverpool are one such side, and the Premiership fixture machine has dealt them an unfortunate hand by serving up a trip to Stamford Bridge on Sunday. Lose that and they could find themselves a staggering thirteen points off the lead.
That’s if United can continue their run, but they too have a tricky weekend as they ‘welcome’ Arsenal late on Sunday. Any clash between these two is always worth a watch, and this should be no different due of the position that Arsenal find themselves in. Without a win this year and sitting fourth from bottom, defeat might see Arsene Wenger’s side slip into the relegation places.
Everton, meanwhile, take on Wigan tomorrow. In his time in charge of the club David Moyes has overseen his side finish seventh, seventeenth, fourth and eleventh. If that trend continues they’re due another strong finish this year, and with Andy Johnson on board that prospect could easily become a reality. For all Liverpool’s expensive signings it could be Everton’s 8 million-pound capture of Johnson that really lights up Merseyside this year.
It’s my team and
I’m picking it
Heart of Midlothian owner Vladimir Romanov has finally come clean and admitted that the three managers he has employed during his time at the Scottish Premier League side have been little more than puppets. It has long been suspected that Romanov has had a part to play in team affairs, but this confirmation from the man himself last week still came as a shock.
“I did and I will,” he replied when asked the question outright, before adding: “If you want to know how the Hearts team is picked, listen to me. I will ask Valdas [the manager] why a particular player has been selected - like Takis Fyssas or Lee Wallace. The coach will say ‘During the training session, Fyssas was stronger and better’.
“Then I will ask ‘But did he have a proper medical test before the game?’ If I see that the coach is in any doubt about his answer, then there is a doubt about if it should be Fyssas or Wallace. Then I ask the club doctor about the two players and if they had fitness tests. That is my level of involvement - I want to know how much the coach knows about each and every player.”
Crouch chases Charlton
Lanky England striker Peter Crouch is on course to become a legend for his country if the stats are anything to go by. The Liverpool forward may have been unable to notch against Everton at the weekend but for his country he’s becoming something of a goal machine. His England tally now stands at eleven, an impressive figure considering he has made only fourteen appearances. Even more remarkable is that he has already overtaken Ian Wright and finds himself level with Teddy Sheringham and Stanley Matthews as he chases Bobby Charlton’s record. Who said Crouch wasn’t good enough for England? Me? Oh.
Loyalty for sale
After having his fill of ever-increasing ticket prices and greedy players, Arsenal fan Steve Brown took a step further than moaning every week in the newspaper by withdrawing his support for the Gunners and offering it to the highest bidder.
Mr. Brown listed his support for sale on E-Bay recently, and after a short bidding war he’s now a fully paid-up supporter of League Two side Shrewsbury Town. The side’s fanzine ‘Blue and Amber’ beat off ten other suitors to secure his support with an offer of just over 100 pounds.
Blue and Amber spokesman Dave Matthias says that Mr. Brown will find exactly what he’s looking for at Gay Meadow: “Shrewsbury is a lower-league club with a loyal fan base and we are proud of who we are and where we are from,” he said. “When we saw this bloke down South was losing his love for the game we thought it was only fair to show a bit of footballing solidarity and let him experience a club where good young local players come through the ranks, you can afford to go and watch games and you see a committed young team fight for the shirt.”
Mr Brown told the press exactly what had led him to desert Arsenal: “This summer I have sat and watched the Thierry Henry saga and then the Ashley Cole situation unfold and it just highlights how far Premiership football has drifted from us, the fans,” he explained. “These players earn more in a week that 99% of their fans earn in a year and yet all you hear about is flash lifestyles, demands for more money and the real fans have to pay through the nose for tickets. This has meant many long-term supporters can no longer go and watch games live. So I decided to put my support for this season up for auction and the lads from Shrewsbury came in with a last-minute bid and they have won me. I have already been learning about the club and it is the most excited about a season that I have been in a long time.”
Matthias said that payment for the winning bid would be given to Mr. Brown in the form of a shirt, scarf and match tickets. “All the money and marketing in the world cannot replace the genuine enjoyment of football as a fan, and that is something the bigger clubs are losing sight of,” he added.
Amen to that. See you next week.


Frank’s flirtations with Phoenix

PSC golf from The Oohsa Bar

Tuesday, September 5 saw 14 golfers make the short trek to Phoenix for our weekly competition. Golfers were to play the Mountain & Lakes layout off the White tees, although many tees were close to or in advance of the yellow tees. The course was in good condition with grassed fairways & true greens, and with Sports Day prices, reasonable value.
With the course playing short it was Jeff Wylie (7M) who led the way home with a solid if unspectacular 39 pts, closely followed by his nemesis of the previous week, the improving Barry Quirke (18) with 38. Third place on a count back was Frank Kelly (15) with 36points, Frank also picking up a Near Pin. The other technicals were picked up by Barry Jones - a Near Pin & Frank Pilkington - a Near Pin & the Long Putt.
Much to Malcolm’s chagrin, 2 birdie “twos” were recorded, with Jeff & Barry Q enjoying his free beer. Just joking about Malcolm’s chagrin, he loves giving away free beers to golfers, ting ting.
If you are looking for a Tuesday game at a friendly venue, with brekky & pre presentation tucker, cold beer & friendly staff, come on up to the Oohsa Bar on Soi Khao Talo, you will be most welcome.


Derek comes up trumps at beautiful Burapha

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Tuesday, September 5, Burapha, Stableford
Burapha A & B - it doesn’t get much better than this, unless of course you want to walk across the road to the other quite decent 27 holes. But then you have to play on a Tuesday, and only about this time of the year ... we shall shortly!
However, on this day all was peaceful and quiet at Bert’s, as the players filled up for the short trip down to Burapha. This is a course that you can get to play, and be back before the well dries up.
Stood on the first tee it was nice to see we were actually going to play the course we wanted, and even nicer to see it was so quiet. Always well manicured, it was no different on this day, with grassy fairways and slick fast greens.
After a warm shower it was a pleasure to sit in the restaurant after and try some of the goodies. Cards in, it was a simple trip back to Bert’s and what was on the menu? Fish and chips. As usual Tim tucked in before announcing the winner, who turned out to be none other than that fine chap Derek Brook, who finished a short head in front of Mike Wing. Änd as it was Tim’s Birthday anyway, we decided to have a few ‘cold uns’.
T.T.F.N.
Near Pins: Ray Spence, Rod White, Vincent Smyth


Ebrahim to the fore once more

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

Monday, September 4, Eastern Star, Stableford
Eastern Star was host to a Stableford competition in two flights, with the cut at handicap 14.
The course is in better condition than it was a couple of months ago, with the fairways and greens now becoming quite lush.
Roger Strine won the A Flight with 35 points whilst Thomas Johansson was in second on count back from Takeshi Hakozaki, both returning 34-point cards.
In the B Flight, steady Ebrahim continued his fine form of late and took the honours with 37 points, Wayne Koch was second with 31 points and Pete King came in third on count back from Walter Bachli, both with 30 points.
Thursday, September 7, Noble Place, Stableford
Major work is in progress at Noble Place, and this can be seen on arrival as reception, which is now a hive of activity.
So onto the start, and we were informed that the C & A were to be our test, and in that order. It was immediately apparent that all of the first hole was G.U.R., or so it seemed, and we feared the worst. The rest of C nine was not too bad, however, although work is still in progress and it was at least playable so we zoomed around. We were met at the drinks stand between the two nines by the group in front and Tim the organiser. In one of those seemingly ‘Silly’ incidents, the starter had started another full group on A, just as we finished C. If started on C there would have been no hold up. Still worst things have been known, and in time off we went.
A Nine was in fine condition, and only a strong wind caused any concern; still it was the same for all. And while the going was slower, it actually made for a relaxing nine holes, especially if you spent as much time in the woods as we did.
Back in the club restaurant and as the results came in it was clear the same cream had risen to the top. In the A Flight, 0 to 16, the winner was Gene Rooney with 38 points ahead of Derek Brook in second with 36 points and Bob Rasmussen in third with 34 points, on count back over the trio of Donald Henry, Keith Buchanan and Walter Bachli.
In the B Flight, 19 up, we had a repeat winner as Ebrahim came in with 40 points. Ebrahim has been clearing up all the competitions of late in the B Flight, but it was only a couple of months ago he was playing so bad he gave the game up: nice to see him back and soon to play in the A Flight no doubt. Second in the B Flight and also with a fine score, was Peter King with 39 points with Peter Celis third on 33 points.
T.T.F.N.


Paddy’s Day at Paweenas whilst Am just keeps on winning

Jomtien golf with the I.P.G.C.

Monday, September 4, Bangpra, Stableford
Another full house for the ever popular Bangpra fixture, and after seeing the results and hearing the comments, it appears to have been a tough day out for most.

Monthly Medal winners Paddy and Am
In Division 2, second and third place were tied on 31 points but Les Hall’s greater count back of 17 to Colin Mearns’ 15 earned him the higher placing. Miss Nom won the day with her 32 points. A close battle for the Division 1 prizes ensued between Geoff Stubbs and Derek Eastham who both came in with 36 points, but on a back six count back Geoff won with a 14/13 score.
There was no Div 1 nearest the pin winner on the par 3 second, but Paddy Wilson won on the 17th. Beth Lill and Rick Newman won the Div 2 prizes on the 8th and 12th. The ladies drink was awarded for a memorable 3 points scored by Bob Green on the back nine - Bon Voyage to Bob and Nang before their return in early December. There were no prizes today for Andy Mills, so his name came out of the hat for the free freshly baked pizza meal.
Wednesday, September 6, Phoenix, Monthly Medal
It is the first Wednesday of the month, so it is Medal day for all of us at Paweenas. There have been quite a few unclaimed nearest the pin bottles accumulated over the past month and they went into the day’s prizes. Because of this we ran two divisions on all the par threes to even the competition up. With another full field of players, single handicappers included, nobody was able to claim the prizes on the first par three, fourth hole. Chris Holmes and Dennis Byrne came in on the eighth, Derek Eastham on the 11th with Dennis again, and only one winner on the 16th, Glyn Evans. There were only 2 “twos” today, both by the same person, but we won’t mention his name
In Division 1 Paddy Wilson playing off 14 came in with a gross 82, a net 68 to take first prize whilst in second place, level par on the first seven holes of the back nine, came Derek Eastham with a net 71.
Miss Am (now playing off 25) and Miss Nom both netted 71’s to take the Division 2 prizes, but the ‘sand lady ‘ missed out on count back.
The ladies’ tipple was won yet again by Tony Duthie, the only non-returned card of the day. He is sponsoring his birthday bash with a four-man scramble at Burapha on the 25th September, you can sign up at Paweenas, The Peacock or the OK Corral. The free pizza meal at the Rich Man Poor Man guest house was won by the newly wed Miss Noy or should I say Mrs. Byrne.
A fond farewell was bid to the ever-improving 7 handicapper Andy Mills, he will be back with a vengeance in early December.
All the lads and lasses at Jomtien golf wish all the best and a speedy recovery to Dougie Carysforth who was unexpectedly admitted to the Bangkok Pattaya hospital with pneumonia on Wednesday afternoon.
Jomtien Golf meets every Monday and Wednesday at Paweenas on Soi 5 Jomtien Beach Road and departs at around 9.15am for a 10.30 tee off time. Transport and club hire are also available at the bar, please sign up in the bar or contact Glyn on 06 837 5464.


Kenny gets the trophy while Herb gets his groove back.

PSC golf from The Three Sisters Bar

August 29, the regulars gathered at Pattaya CC for the ritual Tuesday golf session. Kenny Mau again conquered the field with a reasonable score of 37 points. It was the end of the month so Kenny gets his name on the trophy for August. It wasn’t a brilliant score but good enough for the win. The rest of the golfers did not do well as Dale Murphy came in second with 34 points.
Our most recent outing was September 5 and Herb Ishinaga chose this day to finally get his game together and shoot a decent score of 38 points to beat the field. With two wipes on his card it was a pretty good score - enough to collect interest from the rest of the boys. Sus Ige came in a close second with 36 points. He did it the hard way by birdying the last hole. Sus shot a hot 39 off the stick on the front nine but faltered on the back to let Herb slip on by for the win.
We are all waiting patiently for Siam to open up to see what it will be like for our normal venue. When it eventually does open for play, the Three Sisters will most probably move back to Monday golf at Siam as many of us have memberships there.


Tiny Thai tigress wins at Sriracha

PSC golf from the Bowling Green

Saturday, September 2, Sriracha G.C., Stableford
1st Tewin Lamthong (30), 40 pts
2nd Derek Eastham (15), 38 pts c/b
3rd Gordon Everingham (23), 38 pts
4th Donald Hendry (10), 36 pts
The small but power hitter Tewin played a stellar game of golf last Saturday to record a very respectable 40 points, beating all the men on the day. She also managed to win 2 of the closest to the pin awards - All in all a great day for Tewin. Coming in second on a count back was Derek Eastham over Gordon Everingham.

Tewin Lamthong, continued her great form with wins at Sriracha and Green Valley

The course was in good condition and we all had a good day and enjoyed our time on the fairways and greens. Putting for “twos” was still difficult but Fergus the chipper finally got a nice birdie 2 by chipping from off the green. Way to go Fergus!
Nearest Pins: Tewin Lamthong (2), Fergus Brennan and Frank Kelly
2’s: Ferus Brennon
Tuesday, September 4, Green Valley, Stableford
1st Tewin Lamthong (28), 37 pts
2nd Mashi Kaneta (15), 35 pts
3rd Derek Eastham (16), 33 pts
4th Tom Herrington (17), 31 pts c/b
Derek Eastham)
Tewin was still in the groove for another victory at Green Valley, even playing with her reduced handicap. Playing conditions were good and the scores indicated this. No one overpowered the course but it did play fair although the weather seemed to be a little warmer than normal and it took its toll on the golfers. The greens were fast and hard to navigate but Derek Eastham managed the only “two” on the day. Well-done Derek!
Nearest Pins: Derek Eastham, Lars Stroll and Bob St. Aubin (2)
2’s: Derek Eastham
Thursday, September 7, Century Chonburi, Stableford
1st Phil Dwyer (18), 38 pts c/b
2nd David Swaine (38), 38 pts
3rd Derek Eastham (16), 35 pts
4th Bob St.Aubin (12), 33 pts
Phil played steady golf to win at Century on a count back from David Swaine. The rain did not seem to detour Phil and David from handing in good scores. The greens played a big part in the scores, as some were hard to judge, especially if you put your ball in wrong position. Its always nice to see a close competition between the players. No one was able to make a “two” so the prize will be carried over to next week.
Nearest Pins: Tom Herrington (2), Bob St. Aubin and Boy Dwyer.
Just a word of thanks to Fergus Brennon for all his work in organizing the golf from the Bowling Green. He runs all the golf days, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Also a big thanks to Reg and the staff at the Bowling Green for their support and great dinners served after the golf.
Remember That if any one is interested in golfing with the Bowling Green we play every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. We meet at Bowling Green at 7.45am for breakfast and transportation, and new players are always made to feel welcome


Tough times at Treasure Hills

PSC golf from The Peacock Place

Monday, September 4, Treasure Hills, Stableford
Monday, September 4, our scheduled outing was at Treasures Hills G.C. The car park at the golf club was almost empty except for our party. I think a number of people are dissuaded from visiting the course because of its degree of difficulty, and I must say yours truly found it to be the case on this occasion, but more of that later.
The course was, however in great condition; the tees well set out, the fairways nicely cut and the greens particularly fast. Down hill puts were extremely treacherous. The bunker sand is a little too soft and as a result, plugged lies in them are common.
Talking of plugged lies; on the second hole, a long par three, one of our party’s golf balls embedded itself on the bank of the deep hole to the right of the green where the grass had been cut to about 1 inch but was obviously not fairway. There was some discussion as to whether he could take relief from a plugged lie. We could not agree so we suggested he play two balls and ask for a ruling from our Captain. This the player did and we were later told that he was not able to gain relief so would have to take the score from the original ball. Does anyone have any thoughts on this ruling? Letters to PM Sportsbag please.
Later, and with all the cards in, the winner was declared to be Donald Hendry who scored 36 points with three runners up scoring 34 points. We decided to share second place amongst the three.
As I have said, my score on the day was abysmal and I would have won the free beer for the lowest number of points had I not torn up my card in disgust. In the event, the low score was won by Captain Bob and I take my hat off to him for carrying on under adversity. We left the club in good time and returned to The Peacock for our presentation and enjoy a splendid buffet prepared by Dao’s staff.
Thursday, September 7, Sriracha, Medal
Thursday’s outing saw our group headed for Sriracha GC to play a Medal competition. The gathering was compact so we kept it to just the one flight. The course was in good condition and our scores reflected it. The only hiccough was some lightening and thunder which forced us to shelter for a while in drinks stops. Fortunately they had plenty of beer on hand.
As to the results of the competition; in third with a net 71 was our old stalwart Ken Little, second was Jeff Wylie with a net 70 and the winner was that old perennial Brian Jacks with a great score of net 68. Captain Bob will no doubt be taking the scythe to his handicap I’m sure. Only one “two” was recorded by Jeff Wylie so he scooped the pool.
The party returned to The Peacock for the prize giving and some great food prepared by the restaurant’s chef. Needless to say, a few beers were sunk also.
If you would like to join our group anytime, we meet on Mondays and Thursdays at around 8.00am to 8.30am at The Peacock Restaurant, which is opposite the Mabprachan reservoir on Siam Country Club Road. Alternatively, give Captain Bob a call on 07 941 2474 or David on 07928 7859. We look forward to seeing you there.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed
“W. Newton Jeeves, Esq. here sitting in for His Lordship who has done a runner for the week, leaving the keys to the store in my capable hands.
The prince of boxing, Naseem Hamed, has extricated himself from the ‘Nick’, Moorlands Prison in Doncaster to be precise, after serving 4 months of a 15-month sentence. He got that sentence for “dangerous driving” which was a gift. Calling his crime “dangerous driving” is an understatement of facts. He hit a car head on then left the scene with the driver of the other motor lying in the road bleeding to death. The victim and his wife were outraged by Hamed’s release. Naz and his camel will both be required to wear an electronic monitoring device.
My spies tell me that former world champion Kostya Tszyu may be about ready to give it one more try. The Russian media is reporting that Tszyu has said, “My people are carrying out preliminary negotiations with Antonio Margarito. A ring return is premature at this point, but I want a meaningful reason to return to the ring, although I haven’t yet made a final decision on whether or not I’ll fight again.”
Tszyu, who turns 37 this month, was last seen sitting on his stool after round 11 with Ricky Hatton saying, “No mas, Nyet, I quit.”
Ricky Hatton, who jumped on the world stage with that win, has recently solved his legal dispute with promoter Frank Warren, which paves the way for Hatton against IBF Champion Juan Urango on January 6. Hatton previously relinquished his WBA Welter title.
It does seem that there are a lot of Mexican fighter popping up in the news. Those in the Kingdom may remember in early August when Juan Manual Marquez scored a TKO win over Terdsak Jandaeg (24-2) at Lake Tahoe in the USA. His Lordship used to live there until he was politely ‘asked’ to leave.
With that win Marquez got the rather prestigious designation as WBO featherweight interim title. Usually that title won’t even get you a smile at a dance emporium. In order to remove the “interim”, Marquez would have to fight and defeat champion Scott Harrison who at the time was either in rehab or spending time in the ‘Nick’. Now out and clean, Harrison is ready to resume his career.
Marquez’s promoter Frank Warren has won the purse bid to promote a match-up between his boxer and Marquez: “I’m delighted that I have secured my man the home advantage for his world title defense against Marquez. It will be a tough fight and every advantage we can get will count in Scott’s favor.”
Warren’s big challenge will be keeping Harrison on the straight and narrow.
There’s a fight on Sunday that promises to be a “jolly good scrap”. The first time that Marco Antonio Barrera (62-4) and Rocky Juarez (25-2) fought was in May of this year. Thailand’s super-judge Anek Hongtongkam scored the fight for Barrera 113-115, as did Ken Morita. The lone dissenter was Las Vegas judge Duane Ford who had Rocky Juarez winning 115-114. It’s not usual for Ford to be on the short side of a “split decision”. He walks to a different beat seeing fights with a different view.
That aside they’ll get together for the rematch this Sunday in Las Vegas. There is some confusion, at least for the temporary caretaker of The Square Ring, in that the fight is listed as “for the WBC jr. lightweight title”. The problem is that the WBC doesn’t have a 130-pound division called jr. lightweight. The official designation is “WBC super featherweight”. Chances are that this may be the time that age finally catches up on Marco Antonio Barrera. This will be his 66th professional fight and last time out many, including judge Duane Ford, thought that Rocky Juarez won the fight. The Square Ring thinks that Juarez will come up short again this time.
One fight on the menu for November 5 is the contest between Floyd Mayweather jr. and Manual Baldomir in Las Vegas. The drum beating for this one will be intense as many think that Mayweather jr. is the best boxer around while others think that Baldomir has been neglected. Case here of maybe everyone being right.
Baldomir promoter Danny Goossen makes the case that Baldomire is the modern reincarnation of the Cinderella Man. The original Cinderella Man of course was heavyweight James J. Braddock who was portrayed in the 2005 film of the same name by Russell Crowe. Old Danny Boy may be telling a few “porkies” here but it makes a good story.
“First of all, we’re ecstatic to see the ‘true grit’ abilities and determination of the modern day ‘Cinderella Man’ taking on the likes of Mayweather, clearly on the road to becoming one of the greatest of all time,” Goossen declared. “Secondly, Mayweather-Baldomir on paper, conjures up thoughts as a ‘Fight of the Year’ candidate and from a sports fan’s perspective this bout represents the linear world welterweight champion in Baldomir going against the pound for pound best in Mayweather. Mayweather continues to face champions in higher weight classes. This spectacular extravaganza will determine if ‘size matters’ when Baldomir tries to impose his will and strength on Mayweather or will the “Pretty Boy” show the world once again ‘size doesn’t matter’ when fighting the best pound for pound fighter in the world?”
OK, a little over the top but all in all not bad.
Some don’t buy the hype by Mr. Goossen. America’s Cable Network Showtime will program the heavyweight title fight between WBO heavyweight champion Sergei “The White Wolf” Liakhovich (23-1) and Shannon “Brooklyn” Briggs (47-4-1) on the same night. The difference is that in America the heavyweight title fight will be free while the Mayweather jr. contest will be a pay-per-view.
Liakhovich, who now lives in Scottsdale Arizona USA, has fought the usual suspects losing only to 18-12-2 Maurice Harris via KO in 2002. Shannon Biggs? Biggs probably peaked 10 years ago when he was fighting the likes of Lennox Lewis and George Foreman. He beat Foreman by a decision that was “dodgy” as it appeared that Foreman was just in there for the payday.
Well, I did quite good while the master was gone. Unlike him I didn’t yell at anyone and doing this column is like falling out of bed, the morning after. And now that I’ve finished, ‘Noi could you please bring me a beverage and a nice cigar? Thank you my dear. Of course you can probably move in next week. Bring you Mother and brother? I don’t see a problem with that. Of course, we’ll just have to clear it with the Master.’”


New league kicks-off with Café Kronborg showing the way

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers - Kran, Mio, Ooy and Somrak

Captain Kran got her Café Kronborg team off to a good start as she bowled games of 242, 190 and 213 for a 645 series and a four point sweep over Jack & Tar. Shenanigans took three points from Diamond Shop, House of the Golden Coin got three from Café Ole and Domicil won three from Three Sisters. VFW Post 9876 beat Mai’s Thai Restaurant taking three points and Brother D and Montana split their match at two points each. Mio, House of the Golden Coin rolled a 213 game, 559 series and Somrak, Shenanigans, had a 226 game, 559 series.


Gerry celebrates with a ‘Double’

PSC golf from The Bunker

Monday, September 4, Phoenix Country Club, Stableford
The Phoenix Country Club was the venue for The Bunker Boy’s first Stableford competition of the week.

Granville Swanton tees it up at Phoenix on his way to claiming B Flight honours on Monday.

With the cut made at 15 and under, the competition was fierce in the A Flight with Gerry Cooney coming out on top with 35 points, one point ahead of William Macey’s 34 points and one further point ahead of Paul Smith on 33 points.
In the B Flight Granville Swanton led the way winning with 39 points, Clarke Alexander was second with 34 points and third place was tied between Paul Davies and Bryan Rought.
Near pin prizes were shared between Gerry Cooney, Clarke Alexander, Granville Swanton and Paul Davies.
Wednesday, September 6, Noble Place Golf Course, Medal
A Medal competition was held at Noble Place and Gerry Cooney came out on top again winning the A Flight with a level par net 72. John McDonald found a bit of form at last to finish second with net 73 and third place went to J.J. Harney who shot a net 75.
In the B Flight Jim Payne won with a net 74 ahead of second placed Fred Griffin, net 78 and Jim Wooler claimed third place with net 81. Only two par three greens were hit so the kitty was shared between William Macey and Sunni Ruthsip.
Friday, September 8, Royal Thai Navy, Stableford
The second Stableford competition of the week saw The Bunker Boy’s play the South and East courses at the Royal Thai Navy course Plutaluang. The cut was at 17 and under and Geoff Parker returned to form to win the A Flight with 38 points, second was Donald Hendry with 36 points and third was Tony Scambler with 33 points.
In the B Flight Lee Butler won for the first time scoring 38 points, ahead of Jim Wooler 36 points and third placed Enda Naughton who scored 34 points.
Geoff Hart won two near pin prizes and the other two were claimed by Jim Wooler and Tony Scambler.