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Colonials take inaugural Siam Challenge Cup

Raimon Land AFL Grand Final - 2006

Brian & Phil strike up a winning tandem

All in a day’s work for the unsung hero

The Comeback Kid, pipped at the post

Samuel who?

The Beautiful Game?

EU (and Oz) come back to tie the Ryder Cup

The sand lady strikes again

Rick hits form in first game back

Apple and Pairs - a winning combination

Thomas finds ‘new zeal’ and wins

Demon Derek dominates at Sri Racha

Derek battles the monkeys and the field,and still prevails

The Square Ring

Match-play resumes at The Bowling Green

Domicil moves into a tie for first

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Colonials take inaugural Siam Challenge Cup

Laem Chabang, Green Valley,
Phoenix - Sept. 12th, 13th & 21st

This event was initiated as an alternative to the Siam Ryder Cup which is now in its 15th year. The original idea came about when a number of Pattaya-based golfers indicated a desire to play for the European side. Because the Siam Ryder Cup was kicked off as a Bangkok-based affair and the European team is still ‘Bangkok-organized’, this was not possible even though the American team base has moved to Pattaya where nearly all the team now reside.

British Isles co-captain Tony Oakes presents the trophy to Colonials co-captains Dennis Willett and Gerry Carpenter

To add a different perspective to the Siam Challenge Cup it was decided that the opposing teams would be the British Isles drawn from England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland versus the former colonies of America, Canada and Australia. We all know this is not politically or historically correct but the point was purely to create an interesting three-day event, which would generate team camaraderie and friendship among all players of both sides.
First and foremost is that the event would be friendly and not encumbered by constant disputes over handicaps and the like. The teams would originally comprise of sixteen players plus two alternates. However, this initially proved to be an unattainable goal so it was slimmed down to twelve per side with fairly free-wheeling substitution allowed.
Day one would be four ball better ball followed by a two-man scramble and singles for the final day resulting in a modified Ryder format. That was achieved and the kick off began on day one at Laem Chabang International County Club, probably the most auspicious and best maintained golf course on the Eastern Seaboard.
Day one resulted with a surprising lead for the Colonials of 5 points to 1. Most of the matches were down to the very last hole resulting in two halves and two wins with the other wins being recorded a little earlier.
Day two was held at Green Valley Rayong, always a challenging venue and none the less so on this day. The course had suffered somewhat by recent rains but remained very playable although rain just before tee off time caused the organizers to dictate a lift, clean and place rule for the day but only for the closely mowed area. A near complete score turnaround was seen with the British Isles team recording a four points to two result, putting the Colonials in the lead by seven points to five entering the final day.
As it happened, extreme weather at Phoenix Golf and Country Club and massive flooding in Pattaya caused the final day postponement for a week. The weather cleared and, although still wet underfoot, Phoenix was in good condition for the singles day. Again, many matches were decided on the final hole. The end result of the singles was six and a half points won by the Colonials versus five and a half for the British Isles. This put the final score at thirteen and a half for the Colonials and ten and a half for the British Isles. In essence, a fairly close score for the first year of play.
A big thank you goes out to all the organizers and participants who made this such a great event. Here’s to next year being equally successful!


Raimon Land AFL Grand Final - 2006

Peter Cummins
To translate the above, AFL means the Australian Football League and the Grand Final is the climax of some eight months of intense Australian Rules football played every weekend, between 16 teams of gigantic players from all across Australia.
Of course, Raimon Land needs no further elucidation, being one of the Kingdom’s most prolific land developers. The only difference here is that this is the first time the company has contracted the naming rights for Australia’s biggest sporting event.
Raimon Land, however, is also a staunch supporter of yacht racing and marine sports, regarding these as a part of the company’s philosophy: developing a better environment.
The Grand Final, the 110th, to be contested at the home of ‘Aussie Rules” – the Melbourne Cricket Ground - is expected to be played out in front of a crowd exceeding 90,000 fans.
Each week, during the season, upwards of one quarter of a million spectators cram into the stadiums, to watch their favourites slog it out, each team numbering 18 players with four reserves.
One of the problems with this spectacular sport is that, apart from various exhibition games and the biennial challenge against Ireland, the stadiums overseas are just not big enough to accommodate this fast paced and long-kicking, game.
The 2006 Grand Final is a ‘re-run’ of the Sydney Swans against West Australian Eagles show-down from last year, when Sydney won by a heart-stopping four points. Some 4,000 kilometers of this huge country separates Perth from Sydney, but this contest in Melbourne on Saturday will reduce the geography to a field measuring just 180m by 140m. Sydney have just beaten West Coast in the preliminary final last week, with the West Coast as the competition leaders, given a “second chance” to defeat Adelaide and, now, for the second time to challenge Sydney, the reigning premiers in the final.
It is almost a “High Noon” face off (no guns, but huge fists poised in the air) when two gigantic “ruck-men” (average height 2m, weight 90 kg) fit, well-muscled athletes stalk each other, waiting for the field-umpire to bounce the ball in the center of the enormous playing field, to start a game of Australian Rules football. (The commentators estimate that the average ruck-man - who follows the game all over the field, from central bounce after a goal is scored, to a boundary throw-in, to a defending team’s kick-in after a point is scored – covers upwards of 25km per game – at speed.)
Already, only a few seconds into the play, which will last at least 100 minutes of non-stop speed, long kicking and high marking, each team shoots goal-wards to two big posts and two smaller side posts and the crowd, anything upwards of 50,000 roars.
Although these men wear no protective clothing, only shorts, pullovers and specially-designed non-skid boots, physical clashes are fast and furious, each team being allowed a four replacement “bench.” The crowd roars as a player takes possession of the ball and with a mighty kick, sends it goal-ward, as a massive pack of big men fly for possession.
Long-kicking, high marking (catching) and incredible accuracy keep the crowd for a league match at fever-pitch. The record Grand Final crowd was 121,600 in 1970.
Mooted as the oldest football game in the world, the Australian Football League, consisting of 16 teams from all corners of the vast continent, celebrated its 100th anniversary in 1996. Introduced in 1858, well before anybody had ever heard of the English soccer league, Aussie Rules is a blend of exquisite skills, brute strength and speed. As one chronicler recalled at the 100th anniversary, “A scrappy, 40-a-side game on a ridiculously large playing-field, has evolved throughout the years, into a slick, lightning-fast spectacle regularly attracting crowds of more than eighty thousand (to each of the eight games played on a weekend) and rarely less than 30,000 to any game.
A Grand Final, as witnessed this weekend in Melbourne, draws upwards of 100,000, and there is virtually no crowd violence.
“It’s a game” continues the chronicler, “which demands players who are heavily muscled but can run like gazelles. This national Australian obsession, actually started in August 1858 with some 80 students fighting and yelling, dodging trees, chasing a piece of oval leather across the park. The game was chaos, with young men running in all directions and with the opposing goals so far apart, a player could barely see both ends.”
By the 100th anniversary in 1996, this game had transformed from 12 Melbourne suburban teams of the Victorian Football League into what is now a 16 team countrywide competition known as the Australian Football League. It happened that in the same year, a famous American comedian, along with the AFL, turned 100 and, George Burns, cancelled every other celebration for his centenary to promoting a game he “knew nothing about”.
Curiously, when I left Australia’s shores as a wretched young, gullible – and almost penniless - traveler in 1956, intent upon seeing at least some of the world, I did not take too much “Aussie baggage” with me. My major love was classical music and opera, beer, women and friends. Thus, apart from the obvious wrench of leaving family and friends, I was able to duplicate these other predilections almost anywhere else. So, there was not any cultural or historic burden - except of course “Aussie Rules”, which, in itself, was very hard to find overseas, but which still extended an umbilical cord – albeit a spider-web slim one to the Brown Continent.
Over the years, I have tried to fathom American football with the players dressed in armour and looking ready to roam the terrorist traps of Iraq. I also sat through 90 scoreless minutes of a game in the soccer World Cup, and I have watched the gorillas of rugby bashing each other up. As the French say it so well, “Chacun a son gout”. These games left me bored stiff.
Then came last year’s Aussie Rules Grand Final. My secret “vice” had survived and I was back to my first love: the game that is an eclectic development of soccer, gaelic football, basketball, rugby and almost any other ball – dominated sport one could conjure up: except Grid Iron.
Aussie Rules is not for everybody, granted! But as Sydney and the West Coast get set to slog it out again for the 2006 honours, my own 50 years of travel, trying to adapt to other boring forms of football, will be reduced to that magic 100 minutes.
Now, thanks to my kind sponsors, Raimon Land, I shall not be ensconced at the Melbourne Cricket Ground but, rather among the some 2,000 people gathered at the Royal Orchid Sheraton for the transmission of the game, downing Aussie beer and wine and the odd meat pie, to enter truly into the cultural festival of Aussie Rules.
Even if I were in Melbourne, I would have had to reserve a place last April for the final. There is a West Coast fan who went out looking to charter two 747s to bring his WA friends to Melbourne this Saturday. He had to settle for four A-300 Airbuses.
And what’s my prediction: Sydney by a “few points”.


Brian & Phil strike up a winning tandem

IPGC golf with The Caddy Shack

Tuesday, September 19,
Pattaya C.C., 2-Man Scramble

Our first outing of the week and we decided to hold a 2-Man Scramble event with the usual 20% combined handicap and 6 drives apiece.
This is always a popular format and when the scores came in we had in third place Matt Anderson & Dave Edwards with a net 69, in second spot came Dave Smith & Don Francis with net 68.4, and the winning pair was the team of Brian Jacks & Phil Smith on 64.2.
Near Pins were won by Dave Smith, Don Francis and Matt Anderson with nobody hitting the difficult 16th.
At the presentation, players were able to watch themselves on TV as they had been videoed on the golf course by our roving cameraman.
Friday, September 22,
The Emerald, Stableford
Friday turned out to be a very hot day and on this challenging course good scores were hard to come by. In joint second place with 29 points came Bill Hewitt, Dave Edwards and Brian Jacks, whilst the winner was none other than Mr. Loy with 37 points. The “twos” were taken by Brian Jacks and Bill Hewitt.


All in a day’s work for the unsung hero

The PSC 62nd Monthly Tournament

Friday, September 22, Eastern Star
Once upon a time, on a small Island far, far away, where it seemed to rain every day and people were forever miserable with their lot, there lived a bright young spirit. This spirit spent every day trying to brighten the lives of those around him by smiling, telling jokes and singing happy songs. He could even have joined the ‘Seven’ but Snow White said Grumpy didn’t like him because he was too ‘Happy’ and threw him out of the clan.

The winners minus B & C Flights who disappeared: L to R, Vince, Trudy, Mike (Golf Chairman), Tewin & William

This caused our happy soul to look around, and he heard tales of a fabulous land across the sea, where the maidens were beautiful, the golf courses magnificent and the fishing was great. Unable to help himself, our ‘hero’ sailed into the sunset, and was soon happy in paradise, with wine, women, song, fishing, golf, sun. How happy was he.
All was well until he met the disciples of the Anti Christ, and as they do, they whispered into his ear that he should not be happy, but should try to make things better whether he wanted to or not. So it was that Mike Gerrard entered into the position of Golf Chairman and became the man we all love to hate. So be kind to him.
So it was that the very same Mike was out early on the course booking people in. When you are in charge you cannot stop in bed. The booking-in went fine and soon over 108 people were under way, on the 1st and 10th, while the people at the desk relaxed.
Out on the course things were fine, except that it had been raining all week and the fairways were wet and the greens, early on, slow. This being the case, Mike made the decision that it was to be ‘winter’ rules, and not a bad decision as, particularly early on, it helped to speed up play.
Still, the course was extremely long and it was obvious that the scores would not be exceptional. Indeed most people I talked to said they took up to ten shots more than normal. This was a tough day.
One of the good things as far as the long drive was concerned, was that on A4, the B Flight was won by Derek Brook with a massive drive that was up by the end of the lake and 50 yards ahead of everyone else. This was balanced by him not breaking 100, just to show how tough the course was and how bad he really played. I have to report on this because it is expected.
Day over, it was into the fine clubhouse where the team of Tony Oakes and Vincent Smyth were hard at work taking in the scores and tabulating the results. As Mike said in his address later, with many of his team unavailable it was nice to see some step in and help. Also putting time in was Herb Schwieterman, Nigel Cannon and Bernie Tuppin, and of course the Singa girls who provided the cheap beer. Thanks to them all.
The restaurant here is a fine facility, and the players were sat feasting whilst a quick set of results were being prepared. Mike, as is his wont, stood at the microphone and did his thing and thanked all his sponsors, mainly Tropical Bert’s, Shennanigens, McAllisters, Diana Group, Harley Bar, Bowling Green and the P.S.C. Mike then handed the microphone over to Nigel Cannon to do the presentation whilst he handed out the prizes.
On this particular day there were many more ladies, so it was decided to have two flights, and in the A Flight the winner was Trudy Chadbourn with 36 points ahead of Susi Lawton in second place. In the B Division, the victor was that perennial winner Tewin Lamthong with 37 points, ahead of Amphun Dhasd in second with 32 points.
One of the similarities in the C & D Flights, both Stableford, was that the winners were equally spaced. So in the D Flight the winner was William Mooney with 39 points ahead of David Headington in second with 36 points and Nick Reiter in third with 33 points.
In the C Flight the winner was Paul Smets with 40 points, with Kenny Mau in second on 38 points and Jay Perrin third with 36 points.
In the top two flights the players played Stroke, so the scores tended to be not as good. The winner of the B Flight was Jean Paul Michiels with a net 71 ahead of Roger Moore in second with net 72 and Kaneta Masashi in third with a net 74.
So finally to the ‘Big Boys’ in the A Flight where the winner was Vincent Smyth with a net 69 ahead of Perry McNeely in second with a net 73 on count back over Fergus Brennan in third.
Presentation over, the Golf Chairman called the night to a close, but not before he expressed his dissatisfaction that the B & C Flight winners had not remained for the presentation, nor informed him they were leaving. It seems good golf does not go with good manners sometimes.
This was a really good day that was well organised and leads into the next month’s tournament very nicely.
T.T.F.N.
Long Drive: (A) Anders Pederson, (B) Derek Brook, (C), Ian Halfpenny, (D) John Dennis, (L) Dasa Amphon
Long Put: Derek Brook, Graham Ramsey, Hamilton Wilson, Nigel Cannon
Near Pin: Hamilton Wilson, Derek Eastham, Herb Schwieterman, Ploy Thongpen
Vincent Smyth, Rodney Bennett, Chris Knapp (2), Gordon McKnight
Jeff Wylie, Mashi Kaneta (2), Lowell Adams, Mam Trayling
Fergus Brennan, Jorma Lilla, Chris Patten Suzi Lawbon


The Comeback Kid, pipped at the post

PSC golf from The Oohsa Bar

A small field of 11 players made the trip up to one of the best value for money venues in all of Golfdom, Noble Place to play the C & A layout. Despite wet conditions from heavy overnight rains the course overall was in fine shape. To avoid the occasional squelchy lie we had lift, clean & place on the fairway, this also did away with any contentious casual water drops.
In a closely fought contest, Jeff (6M) squeaked past Keith (28) on a count back, both players managing 34 points off the white tees. The technicals were picked up by Barry Jones with a Near Pin & Long Putt, while Jeff & Danny each secured a Near Pin, but no 2s on this day.
Fine food was again in the offing upon our return washed down with a cold drink, mmm ... I wonder what the rich people were doing then. If you would like to join the party for a game of golf, make your way up Soi Khao Talo for an 8am start on Tuesdays. Keith & Malcolm will be happy to see you.


Samuel who?

IPGC golf from The Haven

Monday, September 18, Mountain Shadow, 2 Man Scramble
1st Trevor Schirmer & B.J. Smith, 50 pts
2nd Paul Taylor & Graham Hiskett, 49 pts
3rd Chris Stewart & Martin Todd, 45 pts c/b 24
4th Roar Berger & Randy Haupt, 45 pts c/b 22
It is always a pleasure to play Mountain Shadow. Especially when it’s in a team format that allows some respite, and a few second chances to save the scorecard from the hardships of the notorious greens and the devious pin placements thought up by the sadistic green keeper. With a fifty percent handicap allowance and the requirement to take only seven tee shots, the scales were slightly tipped in favour of the middle & high handicap combination, providing that the team took care on the greens.
In the event Trevor Schirmer found his partner B.J. Smith to be in top form with the short stick, as he rolled in almost as many putts as the Europeans did in the Ryder Cup at the end of the week. It was just a little too much for Graham Hiskett and Paul Taylor who must have been counting the chickens if not the cash, after amassing a very useful round of 13 under.
Chris Stewart & Martin Todd showed good form, even though their category one handicaps did not help the cause, in tying up third place on countback ahead of Randy Haupt & Roar Berger’s fine effort.
Due to the days format the “twos” competitions were suspended.
Before presenting the prizes Richard Livingston, the resident PGA teaching professional, welcomed new members Brian Tower, Chris Stewart and Martin Todd and also welcomed back Paul Taylor and Jens Gunnarsson.
Wednesday,September 20,Eastern Star,Stableford
1st Dave Stockman, 41 pts
2d John Teague, 40 pts
3rd Graham Hiskett, 37 pts c/b 22
4th Mikael Andersson, 37 pts c/b 19
5th Frank Hughes, 37pts c/b 18
Eastern Star is now nearly back to its very best following seemingly months of reparations to the course, and it certainly helped a large number of the field to enjoy a rare opportunity to break their handicaps. This following the recent weeks of tough golf, due to the incessant rain and subsequent drenched fairways that made scoring difficult.
Dave Stockman took full advantage of his vast local knowledge to card an excellent gross 73 and take the days honours by a shot from John Teague, who made sure of a double mention on the day, and although he could not emulate last week’s triple in the prizes, he ensured a further reduction in his handicap for when he next returns.
Graham Hiskett led a group of three, who had to be separated by count back, with a very fine last nine 4-under to hold out Mikael Andersson by three and Frank Hughes by four.
There were no “twos” in the Second Division but the First Division pot was shared between Graham Hiskett, Frank Hughes, Trevor Schirmer, Mikael Andersson and Dave Stockman. It would have been quicker to report that Arthur Hancock, Peter Fall, Barry Traynor and Nigel Burnett did not get one.
Prior to the prize giving Richard welcomed back Barry McIntosh and Peter Fall. He also said bye-bye to John Teague.
Friday, September 22, Green Valley, Stableford
1st Roy Thornton, 37 pts
2nd Russell Exley, 34 pts c/b 21
3rd Serge Straeten, 34 pts c/b 19
4th Trevor Schirmer, 33 pts
Roy Thornton made what is now a rare appearance to sweep the day’s hopefuls under the carpet, as he stroked it round his home course in one under without the help of his caddy, who seemed more interested in acting as a palmist for the rest of the group’s caddies. Despite playing the course ‘solo’, he still managed to take top spot by three clear shots and only had to throw one provisional club in the process. An outstanding effort after all was said and done.
Russell Exley is just beginning to show signs that he will soon be back on the winning track as he put together 21 points over the back nine to win the count back from Serge Straeten, now refreshed and encouraged after his visit to the national white flag factory just outside of Paris. Trevor Schirmer filled out the last tier of the podium with a fairly quiet round following the fireworks of Monday’s outing.
Following Wednesday’s excursion, when nearly all of the First Division slipped in a “two”, this time there were none in the top flight but Serge Straeten celebrated his return with the only one in the Second Division to scoop the pot. Back at The Haven Richard welcomed back Ken Lill and Serge Straeten and said farewell to Brian Tower, Nigel Burnett, Ian Hendry, Robert Kelly, Ole Svenningsen and Henrik Brahe.


The Beautiful Game?: Bung investigation comes up short

Riz Taylor
In between football matches last weekend I took great pleasure watching Europe take on the USA in the Ryder Cup, the bi-annual competition that supposedly shows which golfing superpower is the best. It was great entertainment, particularly from a European perspective, but what struck me more than anything was the sporting nature in which the competition was played. Smiles, handshakes and genuine warmth between the players makes this peculiar competition what it is, and doesn’t it all come as a refreshing change after reading story after story of scandal and corruption in football?
Over the last week or so the football world has been in a spin after a BBC probe into the murky underworld of the so-called beautiful game. The investigative series ‘Panorama’ trumpeted their programme, entitled “Undercover: Football’s Dirty Secrets”, as an ultimate insider’s view into the dodgy world of bung-taking in football today, with a few amazing revelations thrown into the mixer.
As Pattaya residents you’ll have no idea what I mean when I discuss either scandal or corruption. Nothing like that occurs out here of course, but let me assure you that in ‘Third World’ countries such as England this kind of practice is rife, and seemingly nowhere more so than the world of football. Or at least that’s what the BBC’s marketing department would have you believe.
The publicity seemed to work, as a record five million viewers tuned in for the results. Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp and Bolton’s Sam Allardyce will have been among them after a week of speculation in which the pair were labelled as potential victims of the undercover cameras. Was the Premiership about to be shaken to its core by the BBC?
In a word, no. A year’s worth of investigation, however detailed, failed to land the kind of big fish that the programme makers were looking for. Instead viewers were treated to Chelsea’s Frank Arnesen telling an agent that he’d be interested in signing Middlesbrough youth player Nathan Porritt, but moments earlier Arnesen had been told by the boy’s agent that the player was “99.9%” certain to be leaving his club in the summer. Middlesbrough were furious as this amounts to “tapping up” their player, but surely their fury would be better placed towards the agent than to Chelsea. Who can blame Arnesen for expressing an interest in a decent young player who is almost certain to be leaving his club? However anti-Chelsea you are, and it’s something that seems to be on the up, expressing interest in good players is surely the duty of anyone in Arnesen’s position.
That is where it becomes muddy. “Tapping up” is not to be confused with taking a “bung”, which in effect is best described as a manager pocketing a sum from an agent in exchange for taking on a certain player. Bung-taking is an obvious criminal offence that cheats the fans, but tapping-up? In what other industry is it illegal to approach another organisation’s employee to offer them a better deal? This kind of thing has always gone on in football, just as it always will.
Far from catching Harry Redknapp accepting brown envelopes stuffed full of cash, the only fallout from the undercover reporter’s finding is the sacking by Newcastle of Kevin Bond on Tuesday. At the time of the investigation Bond was employed as Redknapp’s number two at Pompey, and is alleged to have been taped discussing the possibility of illegal payments.
“Rather than waiting for this and the outcome of any FA investigation, NUFC have made their decision solely on the basis of a few sentences carefully selected and edited by Panorama. I intend to pursue all legal avenues to vindicate my reputation and restore my career and livelihood,” he said.
Let’s not speculate on Bond’s alleged guilt until it’s proven. The point is that the programme failed to get anyone to accept a bung and instead spent much of the time centering on “tapping up”. But so what? There are much more worrying issues in the game that need addressing, such as dodgy foreign billionaires snapping up Premiership clubs as their playthings, the increase of diving and cheating, the ridiculous prices for the average fan, silly kick off times, Newcastle’s continued employment of Titus Bramble….the list goes on.
Football is changing, and changing so fast that the authorities that police the game are unable to keep up. I’m not denying that they should be looking out for managers pocketing cash sums to take certain players on board, but in the FA’s case how much can one organisation do to stop this? The Association already lists numerous competitions, the national team, Wembley, disciplinary matters, the women’s game and grassroots football as just a few of its responsibilities, and so policing the greasy world of agents will take manpower that the organisation doesn’t have.
All the FA can do is act upon information it is given, and if the biggest revelations are that Harry Redknapp fancies signing Blackburn defender Andy Todd, that Sam Allardyce’s son thinks he’s a Billy Big-Time or that Chelsea are interested in a player they’ve been told is 99.9% certain of leaving his club, this is hardly the biggest scandal ever to hit the game. If there is corruption in Premiership transfer dealings, and let’s suggest for a moment that there might be, it’s up to the journalists to expose it. In this case it seems Panorama has come up short. But then “no news is good news”, surely?
Coleman talks his way to trouble.
Fulham boss Chris Coleman is likely to find himself in hot water with the Football Association in the coming weeks after he called for referee Mark Halsey to be denied involvement in any future Fulham matches.
Coleman suggested that Halsey was biased towards the bigger clubs following Fulham’s home defeat to Chelsea last weekend. He said he hoped Halsey would not be appointed again, “against Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool or Chelsea”, adding that “for his sake and ours, he shouldn’t be here.”
The FA have been under pressure to attack excessive criticism of officials and are expected to come down hard on Coleman. In reality “coming down hard” probably means watching a few games from the stand and a fine that would barely cover a Tuesday night bar crawl along Second Road.
Of more concern to Coleman will be his side recent dip in form after a promising start. The Cottagers were dumped out of the League Cup by fourth-tier Wycombe Wanderers last week before Saturday’s loss to their friends across West London.
‘Men Only’
In the increasingly politically-correct Western world it’s always nice to see someone buck the trend, and this week look no further than Romanian side Dinamo Bucharest, who banned women from buying tickets for its derby against arch rivals and neighbours Steaua Bucharest last week amid concerns the ladies were infiltrators from the opposition fans.
According to a Reuters report Dinamo explained that they feared male Steaua fans had sent their wives and girlfriends to buy extra tickets for the derby. Police also intervened to stop a fight when a mobile telephone belonging to someone in the ticket queue at Dinamo played the Steaua anthem as its ringtone. Priceless.
Morientes
Former Liverpool striker Fernando Morientes has also been climbing aboard the ref-bashing bandwagon this week, this time blaming referees for his inability to find the net during his time at Anfield.
Morientes, who was sold to Valencia in the summer despite notching a phenomenal 12 goals in 61 appearances for the Reds, also complained of being bullied by the other boys. “I didn’t like the physical nature of the game in England or the referees who let more things go and who blow for fewer fouls than they do here,” he said.
“A striker isn’t protected from rival defences there, and they gave me a really hard time.”
Bless.


EU (and Oz) come back to tie the Ryder Cup

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday, September 17,
Green Valley - White Tees, Stableford

A Flight:
1st Joe Mooneyham, 37 points
2nd Jack Spencer, 36 points
3rd Jim Wickstrom, 36 points - c/b Gareth and Don Lehmer
B Flight:
1st Frank Pilkigton, 42 points
2nd Roy Thornton, 39 points
3rd Ray Dell, 39 points
C Flight:
1st Peter Ring, 42 points
2nd Sugar Ray Handford, 40 points
3rd Roger Koehler, 38 points
Near Pins: #2: Ray Dell; #9: Mike Shrosbree, #12: Kris Kritsanajootha; #16: Peter Ring
2’s: Jack Spencer, Kris Kritsanajootha, Don Lehmer, Roy Thornton (2), Ray Dell (2), Rick Brand (2), Ian Grout, John Hillier, Eddy Beilby, Peter Ring (2), Nat Meesuk, Trudy Chadbourn, Col Rees
Non-Counting 2: Klaus Schackt
In an effort to show that last week was not a fluke, but rather a trend, Peter “Lord of the” Ring followed up with a MoM tying 42 points. He also went a couple better than the week before by getting two 2’s and a Near Pin. Congrats to the red-hot player from the Old Sod! Peter’s 42 overshadowed a fine effort by Sugar Ray whose 40 points would have netted him C Flight gold most other weeks. Good Roger had an even to SSS 38 points to round off the Junior Flight.
That other 42 points of which I eluded belonged to another Irishman, Frankie the Pilk. Frank’s fine effort led the interim flight by three points over Roy Thornton, MBE, and Ray Dell, “Farmer in the”. Ray yielded second place to Roy, ever cognizant of the Crown’s recognition.
The Groom, as he did two weeks ago, took the Premier Flight, this time with a modest 37 points, but it was enough to edge the quartet of Gen Black Jack, Dudley Do-Right, GiGi and The Lady’s Man. Jack and Jim left with a jingle in their pockets, whilst Gareth’s and Don’s made nary a sound.
The 2nd Ryder Cup
It was the week that the Big Guys were going to lock it up for the 36th Ryder Cup, so it seemed apropos that the Society schedule its second such event. The only divergences were that Greensomes were substituted for Foursomes to add a few more swings for everybody and rather than having twelve a side it was attempted to accommodate everyone. Greensomes only differs from Foursomes in that both players hit drives in the former and then alternate shots, while the drives are alternated as well in the latter. 48 players and a couple reserves put their name down for the three-day commitment so it is safe to say that the concept was well received.
Oh yeah! One more problem. What to do with the six Australians? This was a question that England faced a few hundred years ago. Their answer was to send all the Australians off to some large island DownUnder. They were kind enough to name it after them. The capable admin staff, in conjunction with the two team captains, Jack Spencer (USA) and Colin Davis (EU) used Solomonesque wisdom and chopped ‘em in half. With the ravishing Marlene Prudden, the dashing Brian Prudden and the Martin Todd/Todd Martin (one is a golfer/one is a tennis player, The Scribe is continually confused) going to the Stars and Stripes and with Chris Stewart, Sugar Ray and Bruce McAdam going the way of “The Ring” of Stars.
Tuesday September 5,
Khao Kheow - Yellow Tees, Greensomes
Yanks (plus Oz) 71/2 to EU (plus Oz) 41/2
The First Day started out at Khao Kheow with the USA (with Oz accompaniment) having the better of it, winning 7 1/2 to the Europeans 4 1/2, six matches being won by the Yanks and three won by the Euros, with three All Square.
Wednesday, September 20, Burapha - C & D - Blue Tees,
4-Person Better Ball Match Play
Yanks (plus Oz) 6 1/2 to EU (plus Oz) 5 1/2
On Day Two it was off to Burapha and its Crystal and Dune courses. The same two-man teams that played Greensomes were maintained, but the pairing were altered. Again the USA (with Oz accompaniment) had the better of it, wining six and losing 5, with one All Square.
There were heroes and goats, stories of what was and what could have been. Certainly the heroes were those teams that went 2-0, namely, the European (with Oz accompaniment) teams of Nick Strasshine/Gareth Gill and Chris Stewart/Sugar Ray, and the USA (with Oz accompaniment) teams of Don Lehmer/Kevin Moraghan and Dave Shelling/Marlene Prudden.
It might as well be mentioned, ‘cause they will bring it up anyway, that three of the six Aussies were presented in the list of heroes. The goats, well they know who they are. But how does one categorize the EU team of Nick Payne/Harvey Samuel? They were 0-0-2!
Friday, September 22,
Mountain Shadow - Blue Tees, Singles Match Play
EU (plus Oz) 14 to Yanks, (Plus Oz) 10
Judgment day arrived and the Society Euros were in the same position as the Big Boy Yanks would find themselves, two days hence, four points down. The Americans (with Oz accompaniment) took four of the first seven. Euros down by 5 points, with 17 matches left. But no sooner had victory for the R,W&B looked assured, then bang!, Euros come back with five straight victories, three by 1 up! It is tied. The Colonials with two, but the Euros come back with four. Are they gonna take it? They’re two up. The next five, are three US victories, and two All Square. US goes 1 up. Match 24 goes the way of the Old Country and with it 3 days of golf, 48 matches end up level at 24-24. Are you kidding me? Talk about kissing your sister and finding out she’s a katoey.
Totals: Yanks 24 - EU 24
So it was back to Lewiinskis’ for a sumptuous buffet and some good-natured (well kinda good-natured) kibitzing on the play of the Big Guys. Although the convivial occasion was not to be disrupted by the facts, a search of the archives, encouraged by The President, re-kindled the rum-soaked mind of The Scribe that the 2004 version of the Lewiinski’s Ryder Cup was won by the Yanks (this time with no Aussies) to a 131/2 to 101/2 victory. Therefore, the Yanks retain! Just like the Euros would have if the Big Boys had have gone 8-4 on last Sunday, which they didn’t.
Even though there is no “I” in team, the only players to contribute 3 points to their side were Gareth Gill (EU) and Dave Schelling (US). Harvey Samuel spice up his resume with a win in the singles to end an asterisk- ridden, undefeated 1-0-2. Nick Payne, (0-0-2) was the only injury of the week, remarkable in this aged group. He was capably substituted for by Mark Wood who served with distinction and made the tandem also 1-0-2.
Who knows, when it is time for the Big Boys to play again in 2008, the Society’s EU side may be able to have Society members from Russia, Romania, Croatia, Turkey and Macedonia, all candidates for admission to “The Ring” of Stars.


The sand lady strikes again

Jomtien Golf with the I.P.G.C.

Monday, September 18,
Khao Kheow Stableford

Another 20 plus turn out for our monthly visit to Khao Kheow, where we played the C and A courses again. The front nine holes were played for all of us as planned, until we then reached the tenth hole where we met three 3-balls, all waiting to join the order of play. So it was no surprise that after a five and a half hour round, our disgruntled players came in complaining they could not keep it going after all the waiting time, and the scores said it all.
In Division 1 Derek Eastham, playing off 13 now, took the honours with 34 points. There was a count back for second place between Ben Findon and Geoff Stubbs, both on 31, but Geoff took it with an advantage of 18/13.
Miss Nom, who was allowed the day out to play before moving into her new house, secured first place in Div 2 with 33 points. Mike Wing and Alan Duckett tied on 31 for the second prize, but another count back saw Mike picking up the prize, this time with a superior 15/13 score.
We could not believe afterwards, sitting in the clubhouse discussing the days play with that there were no Div1 nearest the pins on the 3rd and 12th holes. The eighth hole for Div 2 was likewise unclaimed, but Russell Benson won the only bottle of the day on the 14th. He then doubled his prize back at the bar, by winning the ladies tipple for not scoring one Stableford point in the first seven holes. There will be a super rollover soon for all the missed prizes over the last two months.
The Rich Man Poor Man freshly baked pizza free meal draw, always awarded to a non winner of the days events went to Mark Brenton.
Wednesday, September 20, Plutaluang Stableford
Only one division today, and a different format than normal, we played for front nine, back nine and overall Stableford points for the three prizes.
Glyn Evans won the front nine with 20 points, Bruce Lawrence also had 20 on the back nine, and with his 37 points in total he took the overall prize as well.
Commiserations go to Ben Findon, also finishing on 37 points, but with no prize to show for the day on either the count back, or the two nines.
Jomtiem Golf Society meets every Monday and Wednesday at Paweenas on Soi 5 Jomtien Beach Road and departs at 9.15am for a 10.30 tee off time. Club hire and transport are available from the bar, please sign up or contact Glyn on 068375464


Rick hits form in first game back

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

Monday,
September 18,
Bangpra, Stableford

Bangpra Golf Resort was host to a Stableford competition in two flights, 0 to 17 & 18 upwards. The course remains in fine condition, with the monkey cheering section stationed at the fifth Tee.
Club Handicap Secretary, Tony Oakes, took the A Flight with 39 points ahead of the ever-present Ebrahim in second with 36 points and Ted Morris in third with 32 points, on count back from Bill Plath. John Swanson took the B Flight, with 37 points from Richard Kubicki in second with 36 points and Wayne Koch in third with 34 points.
Thursday,
September 21,
Pattaya Country Club, Monthly Mug - Stroke
One of the things that has been noted in the Monthly Mug is that the winner is usually one of the higher handicappers, and is usually someone that we know is playing well and know can shoot a good score, net wise. On this day, like a bolt from the blue, one of the real ‘play golf for pleasure and practice as much as possible players’ came through.

Bjarne, left, presents the ‘Monthly Mug’ to Rick Evans.

The day started out at the Cafe Kronborg, with rain in the air. I had been advised the day before that Pattaya Country Club was soggy and wet, and that the bunkers were washed out and in terrible condition. This was found to be true when I got there, so for the first time in years we declared ‘winter’ rules. I do not like this situation and only declared it as a very last resort.
As I said, the course was sodden and the bunkers washed out, but the weather was great, cool and just a bit of sun. Sometimes the most forbidding of days turn out to be the best. Mind, finding a dry patch was sometimes difficult.
They say that when the going gets tough, the tough get going, and I played with Bill Plath. Straight down the middle Bill, on the green, two puts and write the Par score on the card. Being in the rough when it is wet is not funny. With a net 66 on a day like this he had to be a shoo-in.
Back in the restaurant the scores started to come in. Quite frankly they were much better than I expected, and this kept me amused while I kept trying to get some food.
Scores in and back to the Cafe Kronborg. Here I have to say that Bill Plath did not win the Mug, but he did win his Flight. Second to Bill was Wayne Koch with a net 68 on count back from Kevin Dinan in third. In fourth was the ubiquitous Ebrahim with a net 69 and still playing well.
And so to the winner, and in his first game for a month, having just got back from the rig, Rick Evans shot a gross 71, his best for a long time, which equated out to a net 63. It is nice to see such a genuine low handicap player win an open net prize. Well done Rick and enjoy playing off 6 handicap again.
T.T.F.N.


Apple and Pairs - a winning combination

PSC golf from The Peacock

Monday, September 18, Eastern Star, Stableford
The weather on this morning was glorious ... glorious for golf that is. A little cloud cover was present with the promise of a dry but not too hot a day. Our schedule had been planned for Eastern Star golf club and our group met at The Peacock Place as usual at around 8am.
Because the numbers lent themselves to it, we decided to ring the changes and play a four-ball better ball Stableford competition. It’s nice sometimes to have team events. It bonds people together. In the event some very good scores were returned and even the lower scores were by no means unreasonable.
Apple and Eddy Blackwell picked up the first spot with 46 points and Rich Murphy and Su Muangmatcha came second with 45 points. Great golf guys. Bob Philp, our esteemed Captain seems to be getting into the habit of scoring 2’s and he collected two more of them with Jim Wickstrom, the pro at Eastern Star collecting the third.
Our group returned to the Peacock at the end of play and most took the short cut through Bangchang Village to enjoy another great buffet prepared by Dao’s staff.
Thursday September 22, The Emerald, Stableford
The night before our Thursday outing it rained incessantly and we took the precaution of ringing the course in the morning to confirm it was open and ask if our less able members could still hire buggies. No problem was the reply. I must say we were all rather skeptical as to whether the person on the other end of the line was being less than generous with the truth.
In the event we were pleasantly surprised and the course was dry, the greens lightening fast and a great day was had by all.
Flight A was won by that frequent visitor to the prize podium Brian Jacks with 38 points and second was Eddie Blackwell with 37 points. Flight B was won by Brendan Dougal (Dougie) with 41 points and second was Apple Katchiana with 37 points.
Nobody managed to score a ‘2’ so there will be a roll-over until the next meeting. The buffet prepared by the chef at The Peacock Place was greatly appreciated.
If you’re looking for a game of golf with a friendly group, join us on Mondays and Thursdays at The Peacock Place Hotel, opposite Mabprachan Reservoir. We leave around 9am; or call us on 087 928 7859 for more details.


Thomas finds ‘new zeal’ and wins

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

On a heavily overcast day, Thursday, September 21, the Pattaya Golf Society chose Sri Racha International as the venue for its weekly Stableford event, which was also to be the month’s Order of Merit (Stableford) round.
The field was cut at fifteen and under and the course was in good condition with the heavy recent rains softening and greening up the fairways and greens. The layout therefore was playing long and those in the second flight struggled manfully to make an impression on the day’s events.
Len Jones and Tony Kitchen managed better than most and shared the win with 32 points each. The top flight saw some excellent golf with Mikael Andersson posting his second 37 point score in two days to take second place.
But no-one could touch New Zealander David Thomas. Having just recently returned from a trip to his native isles he has found his game reinvigorated and this renaissance has boosted his game remarkably. So much so, that his round here was his best ever in Thailand. Recording a gross 73 he amassed a total of 43 points to savage the rest of the field. But it could have been even better as three or four putts from within a yard all lipped out! It was an incredible performance and one he will remember for a long while.
There was only one birdie “two” and Mikael Andersson accepted the bulging rolled-over pot with joy. For visitor Steve Chapman however the day was memorable for another reason. Playing off twelve he found his first round in the Kingdom a disaster and the thirteen points he scored almost matched the number of beers he had consumed the evening before, and which were the cause of his downfall. For David Thomas however the celebrations were just beginning.
Editors Note: We apologise that due to technical reasons we were unable to publish Tuesday’s report from the OK Corral this week.


Demon Derek dominates at Sri Racha

PSC Golf from the Bowling Green

Winners (L-R): Saturday – Gordon & Derek, Thursday – Tom, Derek, Mike & Tewin, Tuesday – Tewin & Phil.

Saturday, September 16, Sri Racha, Stableford
A Flight:
1st Derek Eastham (16), 45 pts
2nd Mashi Kaneta (15), 35 pts
3rd Marcus Mattsson (18), 34 pts – c/b Bob St. Aubin)
B Flight:
1st Gordon Everingham (23), 45 pts
2nd Mark Brenton (36), 44 pts
3rd Mark Reuben (23), 41 pts
Derek Eastham decided that this was the day he would set his own personal best at Sri Racha and went ahead and shot an outstanding gross 79, his first ever score in the 70s. Thank goodness Derek is not always a man of his word! He had stated that he would quit when he reached the magic 70s’. Derek we are happy that you decided to keep on playing and we were all happy to see that you set your new personal best.
To show his pleasure and happiness Derek treated all the golfers to a very welcomed round of drinks. Cheers Derek. Matching Derek on 45 points was Gordon Everingham, which was also a personal best for Gordon.
Closest to the pins were won by Marcus Mattsson, Derek Eastham (2) and Gordon Everingham
There were no 2s this week so carried over to next Saturday.
The now infamous yellow hat was won by John Dennis, hope you wear with pride and try to pass it on Tuesday. Reg and staff again put on a great meal and we all enjoyed a beer or two on our return.
Tuesday,September 18,The Emerald, Stableford
A Flight:
1st Phil Dwyer (18), 35 pts
2nd Fergus Brennan (13), 34 pts – c/b
3rd Nile Sheehan (15), 34 pts
B Flight
1st Tewin Lamthong (29), 37 pts
2nd Peter Harris (22), 33 pts
3rd Nigel Cannon (23), 29 pts – c/b Reg Rawding
Phil and Tewin both had good games, as the Emerald played hard for us and only one player managed to break par for the day. We were a little disappointed at the new green fees. They are charging top rates for a course that still cannot boast first class facilities. It might be a while till we return.
Closest to the pins were won by Tewin Lamthong, Bob St.Aubin, Frank Kelly and Phil Dwyer.
No 2s this week so carried over to next Tuesday.
John Dennis won the now infamous yellow hat yet again. Try to pass it on Thursday John.
It was also good to see our host Reg Rawding joining us for a game and we all appreciated his presence and look forward to many more games with him
Thursday,September 21,Phoenix Country Club, Stableford
1st Tewin Lamthong (29), 41 pts
2nd Tom Herringhton (17), 39 pts
3rd Derek Eastham (13), 35 pts
4th Mike Withers (16), 32 pts – c/b
Thai Tigress Tewin played another stellar game today and came in with a very well played 41 pts, beating Tom by just 2 pts. Both had to be on their game to have these scores as Phoenix was in great condition, the fairways were lush and the greens were all in grand shape. Nice to see after all the rain we have had recently.
Closest to the pins were won by Mike Withers, Bob St.Aubin, Tom Herrington and Gordon Everingham.
This was the third Thursday for a carry over pot in the 2’s and ‘Slim’ Derek Eastman managed to take it with an incredible 40-foot chip from off the green. Way to go Derek!
The yellow hat was passed on today from John Dennis to Dennis Stepura ... well earned I may say. Wear it with pride Dennis.
Reg today had a great new pasta dish waiting for us when we got back. The Bowling Green is always giving us the best in food and service. Thanks to the serving staff and cooks.
If any one is interested in golfing with the Bowling Green we play every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. We meet at Bowling Green at 7.45am for breakfast and transportation, and new players are always made to feel welcome. Call Reg on 087-136-5681


Derek battles the monkeys and the field, and still prevails

PSC golf from Tropical Berts

Tuesday, September 19, Bangpra, Stableford
This is a great course, one of the first to be built here and it has had plenty of time to mature, plus the wildlife on the course is probably as good as any, if a little annoying at times.
Today we all gathered at Bert’s for breakfast and noticed that Tim was missing. He had slipped back to U.K. to sort out a new visa.
When we got to Bangpra the course was found to be in pretty good condition; space could be found either side of the casual water and plugged balls could usually be found. Despite this, the greens were difficult, as usual, and if you got on the wrong side of the hole you could be made to look a fool.
One thing that was noticeable was the fact that the monkeys are back in large numbers. This can be a problem as you have to leave someone to protect the bags. Despite all precautions the monkeys still managed to out maneuver the watchers. Clever devils!
Some of the winners of late have been cut, manually, so for them to win they would have to have a top round, and in fact on the day one of the usual suspects had a great fight with Eric O’Brien and the result would go to count back.
Back at Bert’s the food was ready and the results were announced. As previously mentioned, the winner was decided on count back and in an exciting tussle between Derek Brook and Eric, the former just managed to hold out and now is favourite for the Alan Bolton Monthly Winner’s award.
Perhaps the result of the day was Chris Youngman who came in third. Never before has Chris played to his handicap, but on this day and for the first time, he shot 36 points. Now whilst this may not be outstanding for a 36 handicapper, it only proves that if you stick at something you can improve. This single handicap fisherman, may be a 36 handicap golfer but watch this space T.T.F.N.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

‘What’s that Noi? Jeeves on the phone? Well yes Jeeves nice to hear from you. You’re at the TQ with Monkey House? Of course I forgot it’s Tuesday night, which means ‘Old Geezers on the prowl night’. I see, of course you’re welcome to return to work. Your room? Well there does seem to be a slight problem there. Noi, Toy and son/brother staged a coup d’etat while you were gone and moved in lock, stock and barrel. Told me you approved. They what? Oh, they were supposed to wait till you returned, I see. Well no Jeeves you just can’t come back. We have to be democratic about this. We’ll have a vote. Mmm, ok, Noi, I’m afraid that you may have to vacate Jeeves’ room. What? You’ve found an England man, will get married and be going to England? Oh, and you’re taking your Mom and son with you. I though he was your brother?’ “Yes, This Is Thailand”’
The ‘King of Second Road’, professional boxer Dave Stewart gets back in the old square circle on October 20 at the York Hall, Bethnal Green. The problem is that he’s not sure who he’ll be boxing that night: “Don’t know how many rounds it’ll be or what kind of fight. A 10-rounder or some kind of eliminator would be nice but I’ll just have to wait and see.”
This will be Stewart’s first fight since he lost to stable mate Lee Meager in May. A loss is a loss is a loss. Dave’s 18-1 with a heck of a lot more upside than down. Stay tuned.
While Jeeves was out sowing his wild oats, The Lord of the Manor was at it 24/7. Pattaya boxing expert O.R. Cross checked in on the Barrera-Juarez dance. He called Barrera’s win a tactical achievement. The 10,000 plus in attendance called it ‘boring’.
Following this fight, O.R asked if I knew any fight commentators better than Dave Bomtempo and Bob Sheridan? They aren’t my pint of lager but I admit they’re very good. I prefer Barry Tompkins, Tim Ryan, Al Michaels and former NFL great, Benny “I Keek a Touchdown” Ricardo.
O.R. had a couple more questions that come up whenever boxing folk watch a fight or get together to watch ‘nekked’ ladies do what ‘nekked’ ladies do.
“How is the decision made whether or not a fight has the three knockdown rule, the standing eight count and the saved by the bell scenario?”
This all depends on what rules the local commission uses. Rules differ slightly from state to state. Some commissions use the Unified Rules, which were adopted by the Association of Boxing Commissioners. Unified Rules have a three knockdown clause. Unified and New York have a standing 8 and Nevada doesn’t. The same with the “saved by the bell” scenario, except that most have a rule that you cannot be saved at the end of any round. There are some exceptions that exclude the “final round of a bout” from the saved by the bell rule.
I could and have argued both sides. I personally feel that you should be saved by the bell in the last round as the fight’s already over. By not allowing the bell to save a fighter, especially in a 12 round fight, you’ve now changed the rules for the fight to be 12 rounds and 5 seconds. Others will argue that a fighter should be saved in NO round because the damage was done before the bell rang.
O.R’s. final question was, “how are the judges paid and who foots the airfare if they come to Las Vegas from Thailand or some other far away land?”
Depends. Usually, (99% of the time), the judges are appointed by the sanctioning organization which means either the WBC, WBA, WBO, IBF or some other organization with the approval of the local commission. In most cases the judges are paid by the promoter for air travel, lodging and many times “incidentals.”
Some promoters, (i.e. Don King) sometime get favorable treatment from judges because they, the judges, are treated very good at a Don King promotion. The sanctioning organization sets the price, (usually).
For instance let’s say that my pal Tony Castillano gets a fight in Japan. He gets air fare for him and his wife, three days lodging in Japan, $4,000 for judging the fight and the promoter in Japan may have him and his wife judge a couple of other fights while he’s there for extra money.
German gigs are the big payers, as the promoters there always have a “little something extra” for the judges ... in cash!
The WBC and WBA usually use judges who they deem “good”. The same is usually true for referees. That’s why sanctioning organizations’ conventions are always filled with judges and referees. Good time for placing lips on the backside
With all that’s going on in the Kingdom at the moment, not really sure if Somsak Sithchatchawal (46-1-1) will defend his WBA jr. flyweight title against Celestino Caballero (24-2) on Wednesday in Bangkok. This will be Sithchatchawal’s first defense of the crown he won with a 10 round TKO over Mahuar Monshipour last March in France. How good is Somsak? Since 1998 he is 36-0-1. Not too Chablis. Odds are good for the fight actually taking place as last Friday, super bantamweight Fahsung 3 K Battery (54-8-1) KO’d Sherwyn Manatad (3-15) of the Philippines in seven. Of course he should have. About 3 K one could and will write, “he’s fought and lost to some of the best ... including Manny Pacquiao in 2004.”
One of the true underrated boxers is IBF middleweight champ Arthur Abraham who made it 22 wins on the trot with a 12 round UD (114-109, 115-109, 116-109) over Edison Miranda (26-1) last Sunday morning in Wetzlar Germany. American Referee and former heavyweight contender Randy Neuman had his hands full in what was called, “an unbelievably vicious fight.”
For instance in the 5th, Miranda landed a crushing punch, breaking Abraham’s jaw and then later in the same round landed an “intentional head butt”, causing blood to shoot from the champ’s mouth like Old Faithful. The ring doctor ruled that because of the bleeding Abraham couldn’t continue. However, referee Randy Neumann ruled that the cut was not caused by the head butt and that Abraham had to continue the fight or lose by TKO.
Bleeding heavily, Abraham chose to continue to fight. At various times in the latter rounds it looked like Neuman was going to stop the contest. In the 11th Miranda landed yet another low blow and lost a point after previously losing 2 points in round 7. Hell of a Pier 9ers in the Land of Brats, Beer and Bodacious Ta Ta’s.
Meanwhile in Hidalgo, Texas, Jorge Arce (45-3-1) served notice that the 115lb weight class will be his. He had no trouble dispatching Hawk Makepula, (28-5) at the 1-minute mark of the 4th round. Arce, called the ‘Mexican Cowboy’, was strong from the opening bell, scoring the first of two knockdowns in the 3rd round. The second dispatch to the canvas, early in round 4 convinced referee Vic Drakulich that the fight should be stopped.
For Jorge Arce that’s his 8th straight KO and might set up a fight with WBC super fly champ Masamori Tokuyama.
“Jeeves? JEEVES? Where has he gone now? Whoops here’s a note: ‘Your Lordship - feeling a little peaked. Have taken to my bed for the night. Beer in fridge, cigar in humidor and dinner in the over. I must have gotten a touch of something while I was visiting Mr. Brook at the Island Lager Bar in Patong.’”
I’ll bet he did.


Match-play resumes at The Bowling Green

Freak wind frightens the life out of Friday league players

by Barry Hooper
League play in division two on Friday was briefly disrupted by a freak tornado style gust of wind which suddenly arose around the green and resulted in toppling the large pylon that carries one set of the night play lighting and the advertising signs for the club.

A freak wind toppled the Bowling Green lighting pylon
Fortunately serious damage to either people or property was averted by the presence of a large tree and the gate to the club where the pylon ended up precariously balanced.
I am very happy to report that full match play has now resumed at the Bowling Green.
It has been a very frustrating few weeks for both the regular and casual bowlers and the management alike, during the time that the green has been out of action.
But as previously reported the programme of work to upgrade the green which is now in phase two has taken much longer than originally planned but as they say, “Rome was not built in a day.”
The management wishes to offer its sincere thanks for the patience of the players.
Here is an up to date Report on the two divisions of “Lawn Bowls”
Match Results week 22nd September and top three positions of each league are as follows:

Division 1
1. Dream Team 14 (79)
2. Sweethearts 12 (74)
3. Cunning Stunts 10 (42)
Results: Dream Team 17 - 16 Cunning Stunts, Sweethearts 17 - 12 HMP Slade, Chaplins 19 - 10 Eagles, Pot Hunters - Irish Eyes DNP
Division 2
1. West Eagles 12 (69)
2. Golfers 10 (27)
3. Yingyangs 9 (66)
Results: West Eagles 28 - 9Celtic Warriors, Thanidas 12 - 12 Yingyangs, Georges Boys 16 - 11Pacesetters, Cyclones - Golfers DNP


Domicil moves into a tie for first

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers - Dang, Nok, La, Ooy, Barry, Somrak and Nual.

Domicil took three points from Shenanigans and moved into a tie for first with Café Kronborg who only managed to win two points from Café Ole. VFW Post 9876 is tied for third place as they won two points from Three Sisters. Montana won three points from Jack & Tar and Mai’s Thai Restaurant got three from House of the Golden Coin. Diamond Shop split their match with Brother D with each team getting two points.

League Table (week 2)

Team

Points Standings

Café Kronborg

2 - 2 6 - 2

Domicil

3 - 1 6 - 2

VFW Post 9876

2 - 2 5 - 3

Montana

3 - 1 5 - 3

House of the Golden Coin

1 - 3 4 - 4

Mai’s Thai Restaurant

3 - 1 4 - 4

Shenanigans

1 - 3 4 - 4

Brother D

2 - 2  4 - 4

Café Ole

2 - 2 3 - 5

Diamond Shop

2 - 2 3 - 5

Three Sisters

2 - 2 3 - 5

Jack & Tar

1 - 3 1 - 7