AUTO MANIA

by Dr. Iain Corness
 

Care for a test drive, Sir?

One Holden dealership in Sydney Australia will regret offering a test drive to a 19 year old punter, looking at a Holden HSV (the performance version). The V8, 350 bhp monster got away from him as he approached the dealership, mounted the kerb, flew through the gates and landed in the forecourt on top of a BMW and continued on, damaging almost every car on the lot. “I scratched it parking,” he was reported to have said as he walked back into the dealership with the key!


Honda happy in the US

Rubbing salt into the wounds of the American automakers is the report from Honda president Takeo Fukuda that 40 percent of its global sales have been in America in 2006.
That 40 percent equates to a record 1.51 million vehicles (at the expense of the American giants) and the Honda president went on to explain that “Thanks to high gasoline prices, fuel-efficient cars are enjoying growing demand and our new Civic and Fit (sold here as the Jazz) cars as well as our light trucks are selling well.”
The fuel-efficient market is growing so strongly that Honda is investing 21 billion baht in new plants, just for these vehicles. This has been the message that GM and Ford have managed to miss for the past couple of years, leaving them with a dwindling market share, and giving up their numbers 1 and 2 spots to the Japanese.
America, that great land of the free, needing its huge pick-up trucks and SUVs is a myth. The American people have been voting with their cheque books, as they flock to the smaller, fuel-efficient (and Japanese) motor vehicles.
Meanwhile, the American auto manufacturers have been spending billions trying to tell the American public that they really, deep down inside, want the large gas guzzlers, because it is more “American” to do so. That course of action has seen billions spent in advertising agencies, billions in promotions and ‘cash-back’ offers and blatant price cutting. All to shore up a market segment that the American people (and also the motoring public world-wide) does not want.
GM and Ford do have small fuel-efficient cars, but they are not configured for the US, and are produced in both Europe and Asia. It is time Bill Ford and Rick Wagoner spent some of their resources in making the American public aware of their own small car products, and thus stopping the Japanese invasion. By all means, keep a few large iconic American V8s in the product line-up, but make the money with the bread and butter fuel-efficient cars that the public wants.
That is why Honda and Toyota have done so well. They have understood the mass market, and produce vehicles that the mass market wants.
There is no closely guarded magic formula being used by the Japanese. The words are ‘economical’ and ‘reliable’. Go to it, FoMoCo and GM.


Autotrivia Quiz
Last week I asked what was the fuel consumption of a racing Jaguar XJ-S? Hint. It was less than 10 mpg. The correct answer was 4-5 mpg. That is one helluva thirst!
So to this week. The Smart car does not seem to have been such a smart move for DaimlerChrysler, who have taken it over. It has lost money ever since. Who has said that it will make a profit in 2007?
For the Automania FREE beer this week, be the first correct answer to email [email protected] Good luck!


The Captain isn’t going down with the ship

With the news that Toyota is ramping up production in 2007, GM knows that its days as world number 1 are almost gone. They cannot stop the Toyota juggernaut, just as Ford had to step down from the position as the world number 2.

GM’s Rick Wagoner

To be head of such an organization as GM would not be easy. In the good times, perhaps the CEO could sit back and relax, but the automotive world is not like that any more. With the new threat of China just on the horizon, GM’s CEO Rick Wagoner, is however, a survivor.
Automotive News reported that Wagoner hung on to his job after GM lost USD 10.6 billion last year. He has battled and beaten back one of the most powerful - some would say ruthless - investors, Kirk Kerkorian.
This year, with his job in the balance, Wagoner was able to secure a vote of confidence from GM’s board. He was threatened again in midyear as Kerkorian pushed for an alliance with Renault-Nissan. Had that deal come to fruition, many speculated it would have left Renault-Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn in command at GM. However, Wagoner fought it off, successfully.
So where does Rick Wagoner see the industry heading? Is it electric? “The feasibility is going to be driven by battery technology. It sort of depends on what standards you want to put around it. But if you’re not requiring a very long range of battery-only operation, then it could work. But if you really want to get a battery-powered vehicle, you’re going to have to have significant progress in lithium ion batteries.
“It’s my sense that, having gone through that (fuel cost) spike, more people are thinking twice about buying large utilities. That’s why we’ve really driven, hard to say, ‘What are the solutions?’ These technologies, which don’t cost a lot but can provide better fuel economy or options for less imported oil, are pretty important for us. Flex fuel is very interesting in that sense because for not a huge amount of money, you can put vehicles on the road that can use either gas or mostly ethanol.
“The industry still has tough issues to face. We know the competitive situation, and we’re in this boat together. And so we need to be very thoughtful and creative as we go into 2007.”
Wagoner also admitted that not being able to bring the small Opel Corsa to the US (as it had not been built with US design rules in mind) had been a problem, but one that would be fixed. When asked if that would be a policy in the future, that those kinds of vehicles will be globally acceptable, Wagoner replied yes. “There are going to be exceptions, but we want to try to develop cars and trucks that we can sell around the world.” (This of course has been one of Toyota’s strong points, with their global vehicle policy.)


Natter Nosh and Noggin

The monthly car enthusiasts meeting will be at Jameson’s Irish Pub on Soi AR next to the Nova Park development. The car (and bike) enthusiasts meet on the second Monday of the month, so this time it is Monday (January 8) at Jameson’s at 7 p.m. This is a totally informal meeting of like minded souls to discuss their pet motoring (and motorcycling) loves and hates. Bring along any magazines, photos of old vehicles, old girlfriends or the latest Porsche GT3 for us all to drive.


Bira 4 Hour this Saturday

Vios hoping to last four hours

Well it’s here. The final showdown! Four hours of competition running, four drivers per car and 30 teams with an eye on the trophy. At the end of the day, it is not necessarily the quickest team that will win, but the team that can keep its pace going through all four drivers, never lose time in the pits, and not leave the car beached in a sand trap somewhere.
The regulations are very specific. No driver can do more than 45 minutes in one stint. Go over this time and you will be penalized one lap per minute. Cars when they come into the pits for a driver change must go over the weighbridge, and must weigh more than a predetermined weight. Forget the weigh-in or be underweight and you are penalized more laps. When in the pits, the car has to be stationary for a minimum of two minutes, or more penalties, and only four mechanics can work on one car while in the pits. So if you keep your nose clean, avoid all the penalties, never be underweight, and have a reliable car, then you just might be the lucky one.
In the Pizza Company racing team, we hope that the “sprint” car with Jan Magnusson (ex F1), Thomas Raldorf (Thai and Denmark GoKart champion), Jack Lemvard (Thai GoKart champion, and Vios series champion 2006), Martin Stuvik (Thai GoKart champion) and Simon Yates (front runner Vios championship 2006) will have the speed to outrun the 29 other cars.
Failing that, there is Team Alzheimers, the second Pizza Company Racing Team car. These drivers have forgotten more than the other drivers ever knew, with a combined ages total of 236! However, do not discount this experienced team of Bill Heinecke (previously racing in the Porsche Cup Asia), Paul Kenny (Thailand GoKart champion and experienced in many categories), Michael Freeman (a long distance specialist who has completed many Bathurst 1000 km races in Australia) and myself, Dr. Iain, with 32 years of motorsport behind me. We four know how to keep a car on the black-top. We will be finishers, and to finish first, first you have to finish!
The third car in the team is another looking forward to a fun day. Urs Schonenberger, an ex-bike and kart racer and team manager, who wants to get the feel behind the wheel. He is teamed with John Heinecke (Bill H’s son), Tony Percy (another GoKarter) and Khun Ae, the team’s mechanic who wants to show the drivers that a mechanic can do more than twirl spanners.
So if you want to get close to the action, come up to the Bira circuit this Saturday. Repeat, it is a Saturday meeting, not a Sunday meeting for a change! It will be a picnic race meeting, so bring the family. Give us a cheer when we win! Or at least finish?