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Tammy sets her sights on winning the Pattaya Women’s Open

Chris Youngman goes sub-par

Tandem triumph for Chris & Roy

Austar maintain top place after final end thriller

Van de Boss captures WBC title in Pattaya

The Beautiful Game?

Cees gets busy at Plutaluang

The Groom notches 46

Mitchell makes his mark

Cliff Hornsby wins at last

Findon on fire at Burapha

Fergus & Colin sign-off the year in style

Angela’s Sunday best

Butler and Maddox take a shine to Crystal Bay

Winning start for Hall & Findon

Mickey Mouse Friday Night Darts League

Diamond Shop moves into second place behind Montana

The Square Ring

Road to The Super Bowl - Part 2

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Tammy sets her sights on winning the Pattaya Women’s Open

The US$170,000 “Pattaya Women’s Open” professional women’s tennis tournament, which is part of the Sony Ericsson WTA tour and is supported by Pattaya City and Chonburi province will be held at the Dusit Resort, Pattaya from 3 - 11 February 2007.
The tournament attracts leading tennis players from the around the world and plays an important role as a stepping stone for Thai players to compete at a professional level, including Thailand’s leading women’s tennis star Tamarine Tanasugarn, who reached the final here in 1996. Tamarine, fresh from her successful run at the PTT Bangkok Open, where she lost a closely fought final to American teen star Vania King is aiming to go one better at Pattaya this year and win the tournament.
Tamarine revealed that she is “very happy” to play on home soil, as she gets tremendous support from the Thai fans. In her last outing at the PTT Bangkok Open she did not expect to reach the final, but was motivated by the support from the Thai fans who cheered her all the way to the final. She was disappointed not to have won.
Her recent experience at the Asian Games has shown how quickly the Asian women’s players have developed in the last 2- 3 years. In order to keep pace with them, she is working hard on improving her own game. Tammy will start her 2007 season at the Australian Open and play in Japan before returning home to Pattaya, where she is hoping to be the champion.”
A full list of players for the 2007 Pattaya Open has yet to be finalized but is expected to include PTT Bangkok Open champion Vania King from the USA and Asian Games silver and bronze medallists, Sania Mirza from India and Japan’s Akiko Nakamura.
There will be no entry fee for spectators during the qualifying rounds for the Pattaya Women’s Open on the 3 - 4 February. For the main draw from 5 - 8 February, tickets are on sale at 300 baht and for the final three days 9 - 11 February, tickets are priced at 300 baht, 500 baht and 1,000 baht.
For further information and ticket bookings, contact Pentangle Promotions Co., Ltd: Tel 02-3823491-3 Fax: 02-3823490 or visit the website: www.pentanglepromotions.com


Chris Youngman goes sub-par

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Tuesday, January 2, Treasure Hill, Stableford
We entered the New Year with fine golfing weather and a really difficult course to score on, or so I thought. We also had more than a full group of golfers. It is always difficult to guess up to two months ahead how many golfers will be in town, and whether they will be in a fit state to play. Still we manage and the visiting golfers always seem to end up with a game.

Tuesday’s flight winners: Chris Youngman (left), Mike Godsen (front right) & Steve Hamstead.
This day was a ‘Holiday’ and we arrived at Treasure Hill with a few extra golfers hoping we could play all of them. Fortunately they are very helpful at Treasure Hill and after a short wait, off we went onto a packed course in simply excellent golfing weather.
The course itself is in pretty good condition but is starting to dry out and the players who can play on dry courses have a big advantage. Still, the greens are hard and fast, so get on the wrong side of the hole at your peril.
After a longer than expected round, we returned to Bert’s where the presentation got underway. In the A Div, the winner was Mike Gosden with Anders Pederson in second and Tony Oakes in third. In the B Div the winner was Steve Hamstad, with Koji Yamada in second and Hashimoto Shinubo in third. The C Div saw Chris Youngman triumph with 38 points. The reason I mention the number of points, for I do not normally with this being a ‘friendly’ game, is that for the first time since he got a handicap, a long time, he actually beat his handicap. Real reason to celebrate. In fact so excited was he that he was ill and had to go home to bed early. Meanwhile, in second place was Henry Cignac with Bernie Cairns in third.
It may be noted for our regular readers that Dick Warberg is not in this week’s photo. Yes he did play, but maybe Xmas was too good. He will be back.
T.T.F.N.
Near Pin: Anders Pederson, Gareth Weeks, Mike Gosden, Rainer Helling, Jannie Jaspers, Tom Herrington, Cees Bosman,Ursula Lehner
Long Put: Pektti Reivikainen, Koji Yamada, Tom Herrington


Tandem triumph for Chris & Roy

PSC golf from The Peacock Place

Monday, January 1,
Pattaya C.C.,
Stableford

We all know that life goes on regardless here in Pattaya and as such we had planned our golf schedule around playing on New Years Day. We’d gingerly reserved only 6 slots at Pattaya Country Club and one or two skeptics forecast we would have trouble filling them.
If the truth be known, hangovers are the norm here and a New Year’s Day hangover is the same as any other. But on the morning of the event, Captain Bob’s mobile was red hot with people eager to participate and by the time we left for the golf course we had 30 stalwarts in tow.
The course is a little fiery at the moment and badly in need of watering. I don’t know why the club has elected not to water as there appears to be plenty of it in their reservoirs. The greens as usual were pretty fast and the main criticism I would have was the condition of the bunkers; they were in real need of raking.
We split the field into two categories, A Flight being from 0 to 13 and B Flight, 14 to 36. The A Flight was won by Chris Davidson with a resounding 40 points followed by Jim Wickstrom with 35 points and a visitor from Canada Greg Philp, no relation to our Captain Bob Philp, who scored 34 points.
The B Flight was won by Jeff McLaury with 37 points followed by Matt Anderson with 35 points on a count back from Toy Theobald. 2’s were recorded by Paul Sharples, Jack Mosely, Matt Anderson, Jim Wickstrom and Alan Bishop.
Wednesday, January 3,
Green Valley, Texas Scramble
Due to the high season, the courses are less able now to accommodate fluctuating group numbers and anticipating a strong turnout for Green Valley, we attempted to increase our allotted tee times. We were told firmly but fairly by the course management, however, that they were unable to do so, and we had to turn quite a number of people away.
As it transpired, we were left with the exact number required to make up 7 groups and Captain Bob announced that we would play in fours and have a two-man Texas Scramble. Stableford and stroke play competitions are ok in the main but team competitions have the ability to bond people: most seemed to enjoy it anyway.
The course as usual was in great condition, the fairways neatly cut and the greens quick but not too tricky. Chris Davison with his partner Roy Thornton won for the second time in a row with a score of 62.1, second was Ken Little and Wendy Khan with 62.5, coming in third was Barry and Trudy Chadbourne with 64.1 and fourth was Tiger and Brian Hardwich with 65.0. There were a total of eight 2’s recorded.
We all returned to the Peacock Place for some complimentary food and a few wet and frosty ones.
If you’re in the Mabprachan area and fancy a game of golf with some like minded and friendly people, come and join us at The Peacock Place Hotel and Restaurant opposite the Mabprachan Reservoir. Our schedule is in The Pattaya Mail or call us on 087 928 7859. You’ll need to put your name on the starting sheet these days though as our venue is becoming quite popular. We have 9 groups booked now at most courses.


Austar maintain top place after final end thriller

“San Miguel” Lawn Bowls Leagues

Barry Hooper
We’re now into the fourth week of play in the leagues and the teams are settling into match play. The green is starting to improve after its refurbishment programme and a lot of recent work from the management.

Some close measuring is required as the battle for the top places hots up.
This week’s matches in the First Division saw Cunning Stunts and Hopefuls play a good spirited game with the Hopefuls coming out on top after 16 ends with a 21-15 win. The Roos v Ying Yangs match was played on Saturday afternoon and the Ying Yangs had the march on the Roos’s for the first half before an apparent team talk between John and Steve changed things around with Roos making a big comeback to take a 16-12 win.
The game between the Shoemakers and the Bankers was a close affair but victory for the Shoemakers by a score of 14-13 gave them their fist win of the season. The final match could not take placer as the Hat Tricks have withdrawn from the league. It is hoped to form a new duo soon to take their place.
In the Second Division, which took place on Friday, the Harvons took an early lead against Panac with On for Harvons putting in some very good lead woods. Despite their best efforts, Panac could find no answer to the form of their opponents and went down by a score of 26-8.
The newly formed Odd Couple team of Alec and Vic played the Golfers of Fergus and Stuart and this was a very tight affair throughout with the Golfers being left to rue missed opportunities in the latter stages of the match, which saw a win for the Odd Couple by 18-14.
Match 3 saw the current league leaders Austar take on the Celtic Warriors and the game was tied going into the 16th end. Not wishing to lose their grip on the top spot, however, Austar redoubled their efforts and scored three in the 16th to take the game 18-15 and remain in first place.
In other matches played, the Gunners were firing on both barrels as they defeated Tanjo 17-12 and Banita came with a late surge to triumph over Lighter Men by a 17-13 scoreline.


Van de Boss captures WBC title in Pattaya

Dutch champ recovers from early setback to earn points win over Russian opponent

Story by Martin Bilsborrow Photos by
Ariyawat Nuamsawat
Vimolrat Singnikorn

An enthralled boxing audience was in attendance at the Fairtex Thepprasit stadium last Wednesday, January 3, to witness the eagerly anticipated WBC Muaythai Interim Heavyweight title showdown between giant Dutchman Ricardo Van de Boss and Russia’s premier Muaythai fighter, Malex Gadzhiev.

Ricardo Van de Boss proudly dons the WBC Interim Heavyweight title belt.
The prize for the winner would be the opportunity to unify the World Heavyweight crown in a fight scheduled for later this year against China’s outstanding champion, Zhang Qung Jun, also known as the “tiger of Jian Xu”.
Gadzhiev had been in a training camp in Thailand for the past 8 months and his focus on this fight was apparent when he entered the ring covered in a headscarf and in a seemingly cocoon of concentration.
His opponent, Van de Boss, enjoyed the majority of the crowd support due to a large presence of Dutch fans, who had been entertained and helped to find their singing voices earlier in the evening with a multiple Holland v Thailand Muaythai match-up. His entrance to the ring was accompanied by a caucophony of noise as the boisterous supporters from Holland welcomed their hero.

A serious looking Malex Gadzhiev enters the ring prior to the big fight.
The fight got under way in a rather cagey fashion with both fighters trying to weigh-up their opponent. Van de Boss was looking to be the more assertive of the two and probably pinched the first round by nature of his aggression.
Seconds into the second round, however, the fight turned on its head when Van de Boss emerged from a clinch with a large cut in the center of his forehead. Whether the cut was caused by a punch, elbow or head butt was unclear but it suddenly changed the whole nature of the contest.
Hampered with the blood streaming into his eyes, the Dutchman now found himself on the back foot as Gadzhiev looked to pounce on his opportunity. For the following two and a half rounds the Russian picked off his opponent seemingly at will, controlling the tempo of the fight and building up a big lead.

Van de Boss blocks a right cross as Gadzhiev goes on the offensive.
Seconds before the bell in the fourth, however, Gadzhiev found himself backed into a corner and was caught by a heavy right cross from his opponent. As the bell sounded for the end of the round, the Russian fighter was still clearly feeling the effects of the punch as he retreated to his corner sucking in great gulps of air.
Despite the action at the end of the fourth, Gadzhiev still entered the fifth and final round knowing the fight was his to lose. Van de Boss, who presumably been told the same by his own corner men, immediately went on the offensive and caught his opponent with a series of combinations. The fight came to life as both fighters traded punches and kicks, knowing that the final round could sway the judges’ decision either way.

The Dutchman can’t hide his delight at the judges’ decision as a crestfallen Gadzhiev sinks to the canvas.

The final bell sounded with Van de Boss in the ascendancy and his army of fans cheering him on. The judges were quick to announce the decision in favour of the man from Holland who improved his record to 25-18 with 13 KO’s and will now progress forward a world title unification bout.

In an interview with the press later, Van de Boss paid tribute to the Dutch supporters at ringside: “I knew I had to finish strongly and gave everything I had. I wanted to return to The Netherlands as the champion and my mission in Thailand has been accomplished. The partisan crowd of Dutch expats kept me going, especially in the final round which I had to win. Another 30 seconds and I might well have won by KO.”
A disappointed Gadzhiev said he thought he had done enough to win the fight but that he would learn from the defeat. “I rarely have to go the full distance and there won’t be any fade outs in future contests,” he said.


The Beautiful Game?: Riz Taylor

Forest’s happy Agogo

Back to the Premiership this weekend, but not before a look back to FA Cup third round day. If you believe the newspapers the old trophy has lost some of its magic in recent years, but that’s a matter of opinion. For me, checking the results looking for giant-killings is the most entertaining afternoon of the season. And I’m not alone - the weekend saw the highest third round attendances since 1981.
Those fans prepared to battle the cold weather were rewarded with the third round’s most goals since 1966, and although there were no truly enormous upsets the fourth round draw was destined to be missing a few big sides, including both Merseyside clubs. Holders Liverpool crashed out at the hands of Arsenal and Everton were spanked 4-1 at home by Blackburn Rovers.
I’ve lost count how many times I’ve laughed at my Dad as he’s reeled off his list of ‘big clubs’ over the years. Blackpool, Burnley, Preston, Wolves - all enormous clubs that should be in the top flight if you believe my old man. And yet, as much as I’ve scoffed at him in the past, I now realise that things will be exactly the same in years to come as I bemoan the demise of Sheffield Wednesday, or try to explain that QPR were once a top six outfit as kids stare blankly back at me in disbelief.
Perhaps the biggest fall from grace in recent years - beating off stiff competition from Leeds - is the plight of Nottingham Forest, who have plummeted from their league titles and European Cups down to the third tier of English football in recent years. But enough with the misery, the FA Cup gives everyone a chance to make a name for themselves, and this time around it was Forest’s turn to make headlines for the right reasons as they turned over Premiership side Charlton.
Not that an away defeat for Charlton is that much of a big deal. The Addicks have gone over twelve months without a victory on their travels, but then losing to Forest, who had lost their previous league match 5-0 at Oldham, is yet another disgraceful result in what’s turning into a miserable season. Striker Grant Holt grabbed Forest’s second goal, and the first was scored by - get this - ‘Junior Agogo’. I promise I’m not making that up, and despite the enormous temptation I’m holding fire on the Pattaya-related gags about under-age dancing venues.
Swansea City overturned a weakened Sheffield United side and the once ‘enormous’ Sheffield Wednesday grabbed a draw at Manchester City. Cardiff and Spurs couldn’t be separated and Leicester City, almost Big Time Charlies themselves once, took Fulham into a replay. The Foxes dominated much of their tie and got a fitting reward with a late equaliser from Danny Cadameteri, the former Everton star who had lost his way and served a six-month drug ban.
It’s been sixteen years since an FA Cup Final didn’t feature one of the current ‘Big Four’, and that final was contested by Forest and Tottenham in 1991. This year’s fourth round draw did the neutrals no favours as Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea were all drawn at home, which on the face of it makes things look as though that long run won’t be coming to and end this year. But there is still hope for the neutral as Arsenal host bogey-side Bolton Wanderers whilst United will need to dispatch in-form Portsmouth.
It’ll be the seventh time that Pompey boss Harry Redknapp has been drawn against United in the FA Cup, and his record is none too shabby. You’ll remember Paulo Di Canio slotting the winner home for West Ham at Old Trafford in 2001 as Fabien Barthez appealed for offside, and let’s not forget Redknapp’s exploits with Bournemouth, who pulled off one of the competition’s biggest surprises by beating the star-studded cup holders in 1984.
The third round didn’t manage anything on that scale this time around, but Chelsea won’t fancy taking on a Nottingham Forest side with nothing to lose in round four. Apologies in advance for the gag, but there’ll be more than a few neutrals hoping to see some Agogo dancing at the end of the month.
County
It’s not all good news from Nottingham. In a survey by Littlewoods Football Pools, Notts County were voted as the team that give its supporters the most misery.
The survey asked fans of all 92 English league clubs which factors gave them the most stress. Among them were losing a home game, the ‘yo-yo effect’ of constant promotion and relegation, narrowly missing out on promotion and financial problems.
MK Dons and Carlisle were the next most stressful sides to support, while in the Premiership that award was given to Portsmouth, followed by Manchester City and Watford.
Smith back for
seconds
In this week’s token Scottish news, Walter Smith looks set to quit his job as Scotland manager for another stab at managing Rangers, after the Glasgow club sacked Frenchman Paul le Guen last week. Le Guen was relieved of his duties after stripping the captaincy from midfielder Barry Ferguson.
Fergie hails
Larsson
Talking of Fergusons, Manchester United’s Sir Alex was quick to applaud the efforts of Henrik Larsson after Sunday’s FA Cup win at Aston Villa, even comparing the Swede with United’s most influential player recent years. Larsson, who had so many successful years at Celtic before moving to Barcelona, has joined United on what apparently is a ten-week loan spell. His classy debut was topped off with a goal that helped United ease into the fourth round.
“He could have scored two or three,” said Fergie. “With his movement and experience, he was terrific. The goal summed him up, no drawback. Henrik has scored goals throughout his career and some of them have been crucial. Eric Cantona was like that.”


Cees gets busy at Plutaluang

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

Monday,
January 1,
Plutaluang,
Stableford

This is a course Dave always books when there is a ‘Holiday’, for several reasons, but mostly because he likes to play it. It was, therefore, sad that Dave started the New Year in a cast with a broken ankle and he had to ‘volunteer ‘ Cees Bosman to run the day. Dave is adamant he does not remember how he did it, mind we all know Pattaya, and Dave.

Cees Bosman doubled up as organizer and A Flight winner at Plutaluang.

So early in the morning Cees started to book people in, and of course being New Years Day in Pattaya there was a record no show, difficult for a new organiser. Still, our Cees is made of strong stuff, and finally all were booked in and off they went.
The course itself was in good shape and despite the presence of a 6-ball in front of us from the 10th hole onwards; we fairly sped around and were soon back in the clubhouse.
As Cees said he has done presentations in Dutch before but this was the first time he has done one in English. Despite all the hassle, the winner of the A Flight, 0 to 20, was Cees himself with 38 points. Ebrahim followed him home in second with 37 points and Marcus Inazuka was in third with 36 points.
In the B Flight, (21 up) the winner was Jan Longren with a best score of the day 41 points, with Mike Winfield in second on 38 points and Einar Utoft in third with 34 points.
Near Pin: Sigga Jouni Huatari, Simon Walden (2)
Long Put: Bruce Lawrence, Joop Jasperse
Thursday,
January 4,
Pattana,
Stableford
One thing you can be certain of at Pattana is that there will be a long queue at the booking-in desk. On this day we also found out the ‘Sports Day’ ended with December, so some players had to dig deep.
Another given here is that the wind will blow, as it did on this day, hard. This was a problem in particular as we played the A & B nines, and B1 in the wind is a monster of a hole. Indeed many balls are lost on this nine.
The course itself is one you either love or hate. Personally, I think it is a really good layout with fine fairways, undulating greens that are really tricky in heavy winds, and rough that is deep and notoriously difficult to get out of.
Playing from the White Tees on this day, the players with a strong game off the tee came to the fore and it was seen that most of these were in the A Flight. The results that came in later were as follows: A Flight, (0 to 18) the winner was Richard Cignac with 38 points, with Derek Brook in second on 37 points, Steindor Eidsson in third with 36 points and Marcus Inazuka fourth with 35 points. In the B Flight, (19 up) the winner was Bjorn Kristjohannson on 34 points, second came Henry Cignac with 33 points, Rolf Hofman third on 30 points and Neil Allison fourth with 29 points.
T.T.F.N
Long Put: Tore Eliasen, Eric Hansen
Near Pin: Jack Merrick, Einar Johannson, Leena Hanninen, Joop Jasperse


The Groom notches 46

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday, December 31,
Green Valley - White Tees, Stableford

A Flight
1st Hugh Lyons (7) 42 points
2nd Chas Li (10) 42 points
3rd Paul Shaw (12) 40 pointsh
B Flight
1st Joe Mooneyham (13) 46 points
2nd Jan Eriksen (13) 40 points
3rd Lee Adelly (14) 40 points
C Flight
1st Seamus Cotter (16) 45 points
2nd Stan Dismuke (17) 37 points
3rd Ian Grout (13) 35 points
D Flight
1st Mike Craighead (20) 37 points
2nd Keith Dyson (20) 37 points
3rd Mike Loewen (25) 34 points
NP’s: #2 - Phil Mitchell; #9 - Joe McArdle; #12 - Bobby Driggs; #16 - Sonny Crawford
2’s: Hugh Lyons (2), Darren Smith (2), Phil Mitchell, Jim Munns, Gareth Gill, Brian Wilkinson, Kevin Taylor
Green Valley, bared to its defenseless Sunday configuration, gave up some big scores, but none the equal of The Groom’s B Flight winning 46 points, thanks to a sparkling gross 75. Joe’s 46 topped a trio of B Flight 40’s in the names of The Quiet One, Lee Adelly (one of the Caddies to the Stars) and the Leprechaun. The luck of the Irish did not show itself as Jan and Lee took the pay slots on count back.
While it wasn’t best on the day, Seamus Cotters 45 was awfully good. His gross 79 provided him eight more points than C Flight’s second place competitor, Stan the Man. Fighting for the bronze of the penultimate flight were the three-pack of Ian Grout, Steve Hughes and Col. Kevin. Ian had the best of it
Everybody in the A Flight money, and one out of it, had scores in the 40’s. The tandem of Irish Hugh Lyons and Chas Li, both had 42 points with Hugh coming home more strongly. Third was the knotted pair of Paul Shaw and Darren Smith, with the big Hawkeye getting the worst of the math.
What happened in the junior flight? Mike Craighead and Keith Dyson were the only players to better their handicap, with The Mechanic using his guile to prevail on count back. Mike Loewen gladly accepted the loot for D Flight third, even though his 34 points were meek by the day’s standards.
Wednesday, January 3,
Eastern Star -White Tees, Stableford
A Flight
1st Jim Wickstrom (4) 42 points
2nd Dave Mascari (5) 41 points
3rd Hugh Lyons (6) 40 points
B Flight
1st Tony Cotter (16) 39 points
2nd Jan Eriksen (13) 36 points
3rd Kevin Moraghan (17) 36 points
C Flight
1st Joe Tynan (24) 36 points
2nd Lou Szigligeti (20) 36 points
3rd Bob Lindborg (18) 35 points
Near Pins: #6 - Dave Mascari, #13 - Stewart Keane
2’s: Bob Patterson, Jan Eriksen, Norm Robinson, Stewart Keane, Colin Davis
Jimmy Wickstrom lives on Eastern Star and used that home court advantage to amass an A Flight winning 42 points. He needed every one of them as the owner’s brother, Dave Mascari, had 41 points and the pair of Hugh Lyons and Peter Hynard had 40. This time the luck of the ol’ Sod prevailed as Peter was left baht-less despite his fine day.
In another brotherly connection, Tony Cotter, brother of Sunday’s second star, took B Flight with 39 points. The Quiet One notched his second silver in as many comps but it required a count back nod over hard luck Col. Kevin.
Irish Joe Tynan counted back the Zigger to take C Flight. The Guru of Green Valley snatched the last loot of the day with his 35 points.
Friday, December 5,
The Emerald - White Tees, Stableford
A Flight
1st Tore Elliassen (13) 38 points
2nd Claus Birk Thomsen (11) 37 points
3rd Bob Patterson (7) 36 points
B Flight
1st Eddy Beilby (19) 33 points
2nd Dave McFeely (17) 32 points
3rd John White (20) 32 points
2’s: Gordon Kerr, Marty James, Nick Payne
The Irish had a good week, but the Scandi’s threw the marker down on the week’s ending round at The Emerald. Longtime friend Tore Elliasen topped the premier flight with 38 points, one more than Claus Birk Thomsen. The new Golf Manager, Bob Patterson, showed he could play despite the distraction of organization, as he matched his handicap and took A Flight third.
The second flight of the day yielded to a golf course which plays incrementally tougher for those that don’t really bang the ball. The Man of Leisure was perfectly happy with 33 points, which was one clear of the flight’s next best.
A knot of three was to be found at 32 points in the persons of Dave McFeely, John White and Ed Junger. Ed had about the same luck as his employer Airbus has had lately, as he dropped off the money sheet after the count back.


Mitchell makes his mark

I.P.G.C. Golf with The Caddy Shack.

Tuesday, January 2, Noble Place, Medal
The first golf of the New Year was a visit to Noble Place on the A & B courses for a Medal competition on what turned out to be a public holiday. The course was in very good condition and some excellent scores were recorded, with Ronnie Millward and Phil Mitchell coming joint 2nd on net 70, but with Phil having the better count back. The winner of the day was Jack Spencer firing a superb net 68 off his 11 H/cap.

Emmet White (left) & Phil Smith (right) congratulate Friday ‘man of the match’ Phil Mitchell.

There were no “twos”, but over a few beers it was all about Ronnie Millward playing under his handicap for the first time in his life. Well-done Ronnie.
Friday, January 5, Pattaya C.C., Stableford
Pattaya Country Club was the venue for a Stableford competition on a very crowded golf course. After a 30-minute delay, and a big apology from the management, play eventually got underway.
Paul Butler and Kevin Taylor tied for second place with 35 points each, Kevin just edged out Paul for on count back, but way out in front was Phil Mitchell with a 71 gross and 43 points off his 6 H/cap to take first place. He later remarked: “I did not play a bad shot all day.” The rolled over “twos” pot was also won by the ‘man of the match’ Phil Mitchell.
On January 16, at Eastern Star, there will be a 4-man scramble for the birthday bash of Keith Fortt with many prizes, a raffle, and a live band playing in the evening. All are welcome but sign up early, as there are limited playing spots.


Cliff Hornsby wins at last

IPGC golf from The Haven

Wednesday, January 3,
Noble Place, Stableford

1st Paulus Huneker, 42pts c/b 22
2nd Fred Land, 42pts c/b 21
3rd Werner Pausch, 41pts
4th Guy Fraser, 40pts
5th John Teague, 38pts
Although the name of the course has been changed to Green something or other, the scribe and many of the readers may not recognise the new name, so for the time being we will still refer to it as Noble Place to avoid confusion. Even with its new name it still plays the same, which is to say it is one of the top courses on the schedule and with a very competitive price remains a firm favourite with the players no matter that the travel time is a little longer than some of the other courses.
Once again it was in first class condition with the greens being flat and fast and the fairways looking and playing superbly.
Paulus Huneker must have forgotten to declare his latest handicap, or so the result would indicate, and just pipped Fred Land, even though Fred had a lifetime best in second place. Paulus just slipped in on the count back after Fred had mistakenly picked up at one hole, which cost him the potential winning point. After another good result at another venue Paulus will now be playing off 4 shots less in the future.
With the tees set up on the usual yellow positions, it was no surprise to find many of the players bettering their handicaps, as was the case with Werner Pausch in third and Guy Fraser in fourth. John Teague also showed that the hours spent on the practice range have not been in vain. In fact the CSS went down a shot on the day.
There were no “twos” in the Second Division but in the First Division, Mark Cooper had one and Paulus Huneker had two, which went a long way towards his winning margin.
Before presenting the prizes Richard Livingston, the resident PGA teaching professional, welcomed new members Paulus Huneker, Jack Merrick, Terry Barnes, and Robert Gennari and he also welcomed back Tore Eliassen, Tony Charlwood, John Teague, Koji Yamada, Marcus Inuzuka, Guy Fraser and Vance Millar.
Friday, January 5,
Eastern Star, Stableford
Division 1
1st Cliff Hornsby, 38pts c/b 22
2nd Norman Isherwood, 38
3rd Jim Wickstrom, 37 c/b 20
4th Doug Hollingsworth, 37
Division 2
1st John Teague, 38pts c/b 21
2nd Alan Griffiths, 38pts
3rd Robbie Bennett, 35pts
4th Brian Kelly, 34 c/b 19
5th Kenny Priddy, 34pts
With numerous members having now returned, a large party left The Haven for Eastern Star in high hopes of a new year bringing forth what had been missing previously from their golf games.
For most it turned out to be “same as before”, but Cliff Hornsby in the First Division was one of the few to find a silver lining to add to the usual as he swept to his first win since his coming to the Land of Smiles several years ago. Although it did not auger well after the first nine, Cliff was lucky that he managed to turn the tables on Norman Isherwood by equaling Norman’s front nine as the latter sank on the homeward stretch, which allowed Cliff to just steal it on the count back. Jim Wickstrom just got the better of Doug Hollingsworth in the count back, to take third place.
The Second Division was also a close run affair with John Teague getting on the podium for a second time in the week. This time however he managed to climb the top step, ahead of Alan Griffiths, by virtue of an excellent back nine, as Alan slumped following a tremendous start.
Robbie Bennett made it a happy return to The Haven as he slipped into third place ahead of Brian Kelly, who took the last slot on count back from Kenny Priddy.
The rollover pot for the “twos” in the Second Division was shared by Robbie Bennett and Max Arlen, whilst the first division was shared by Dave Stockman with one and Daryl Blair with two.
Back at The Haven Richard welcomed new member Charles Scott and welcomed back Wendy and Doug Hollingsworth, Barry McIntosh, Roar Berger, Ashley Bolton, Jim Wickstrom, Brent Philp, Robbie Bennett, Jack Spencer, John Allen and had a special welcome back for two old members who, although not having been out of the country, had been unable to play for some time due to ill health, in the form of Max Arlen and Fred Ewins.


Findon on fire at Burapha

IPGC Jomtien Golf

Wednesday, January 3, Burapha, Monthly Medal
With an increased green fee, more than we expected, another strong field arrived for the first game of January, the notorious Monthly Medal.
There was a rollover in the “twos”, yet again, for the Division 2 players and surprise, surprise, a triple payout looms at Eastern Star next Monday. Fred Duffy and Bill Hewitt both had birdies to share the top division prize.
The lowest net score of the day was a remarkable 69 from Ben Findon to win the Division 2 honours, Glyn Evans’s 70 and Bob Lathwell’s 72 earned them a share of the purse as well.
Joop Medze’s 74 was enough for third place prize in Division 1, closely followed by the sandbagger, John McCloone’s 72 and the winner, Serge Strataen with a net 71.
Nearest the pins in the premier flight went to Phil Groves and Herma Fitzgerald whilst Bev Ewens and Glyn Evans took the Division 2 prizes.
The ‘ladies tipple’ was awarded fittingly to the ladies man, Alan Bissell, for collecting three caddies’ telephone numbers and two lady members of staff in the clubhouse and forgetting who’s who one hour later.
The Rich Man Poor Man’s free dinner draw vouchers start again next Wednesday at the presentation for all non-prizewinners on the day. A fond farewell was also said to Herma and Michael Fitzgerald and also Disco Dave and Swansea Lil who have spent numerous months with us and have now left for a three month round the world cruise. Life’s a bitch eh. See you all soon.
Friday, January 5, Eastern Star, Stableford
Our inaugural weekly game every Friday on this course brought in 24 players for a straight 1,2,3 prize in two divisions - no “twos” or ‘nearest the pins’ on Fridays.
Over the next few weeks we are looking at running some sort of Friday league format as well as the normal competition. There are the normal discussions and new ideas thrown around back at the clubhouse afterwards and we will keep you posted.
Hong Kong based, but a regular monthly visitor Robert Watkins, playing off 15 H/cap, scored 35 points to win his first top prize with us in Division 1. Paddy Wilson and Ken Lill both scored 34 but a greater count back of 20/19 on the back nine gave Paddy second place. Third place in Division 2 went to Tony Duthie with 30pts; one point better was Glyn Evans in second, and the winner Bob Lathwell came home with 36pts.
Jomtien Golf meets every Monday and Wednesday at around 9.00am for a 10.30 tee-off time at Paweenas, Soi 5 Jomtien Beach Rd. At present the Friday tee-off times vary at Eastern Star between 9.15 and 10.45 so please call in the bar to sign up or call Glyn on 086 837 5464. Club hire and transport are available as well.


Fergus & Colin sign-off the year in style

PSC golf from The Bowling Green

Thursday winners from left to right: Peter, Ray, Patrick, John, Mam and Wayne.

Report and photos by Barry Hooper
Saturday, December 30,
Eastern Star, Stableford

A Flight
1st Fergus Brennan
2nd Gary Cannings
3rd Brian Blackford
B Flight
1st Colin Cronin
2nd John Merritt
3rd Petter Anderson
Near Pins: Mashi Kaneta, Tewin Lamthong, Gary Cannings,Tony Oakes
2’s: Mike Leighton and Stein Morisse
Conditions this week were excellent again and the staff were very courteous and helpful in every way possible; a very good way on which to end the play for 2006.
It was our organiser Fergus that decided to finish his year in style with an A flight win, whilst golfer of the month Colin Cronin scored a B flight victory to also end his year on a high note.
Tuesday, January 2,
Eastern Star, Stableford
A Flight
1st Derek Eastham (15) 33pts
2nd Fergus Brennan (12) 33pts
3rd Ray Trembath (14) 32pts
4th Frank Kelly (17) 31pts
B Flight
1st Mick Hartley (32) 39pts
2nd John Morrel (31) 38pts
3rd Tewin Lamthong (25) 36pts
4th Terry Hopkins (23) 36pts
Near Pins: Richard Wakeling, Derek Eastham, Terry Hopkins
2’s: Fergus Brennan
Some players were undoubtedly recovering from the effects of the New Year activities but this did not stop some excellent play from taking place. I particularly have to make mention of the eagle on a par 4 by Fergus Brennan that gave him the only “twos” win on the day.
Well Done Fergus what a way to start a new golfing year.
Thursday, January 4,
Greenwood (Noble Place), Stableford
Flight A - (all on c/b)
1st Wayne Farrell (14) 35pts
2nd Ray Trembath (17) 35pts
3rd John Merritt (17) 35pts
4th Derek Eastham (15) 35pts
5th Fergus Brennan (12) 35pts
Flight B
1st Joel Flor (20) 36pts
2nd Peter Harris (19) 35pts
3rd Patrick Browne (25) 33pts
Flight C
1st Mam Morel (37) 39pts
2nd John Robertson (28) 38pts
3rd John Morel (31) 36pts
Near Pins: John Merrit, Geoff Moody, Tom Herrington
2’s only: John Merritt
Three flights the order of the day due to the large field of players that entered. It is good to see the Bowling Green Golf Society becoming so popular. Long may it continue for 2007.
Wayne Farrell topped a 5-way count back in the A Flight, the top five players all scoring 35 points, whilst Joel Flor and Mam Morel took the B & C Flights respectively with 36 and 39 point hauls.
John Merritt was the only player to record a “two” and backed it up by also winning one of the ‘near pin’ prizes.
As always, the golfers would like to thank Tony, Jean and Staff for all the great service we enjoyed at The Bowling Green during the week. If any one is interested in golfing with the Bowling Green we play every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. We meet at Bowling Green at 7:45 am for breakfast and transportation, and new players are always made to feel welcome. Call Tewin on 086 056 7019 or the Bowling Green 038-720742 or send an email to [email protected]


Angela’s Sunday best

Phoenix Members Golf

New Year’s Eve winners Tukta, Angela and Doug with stand in captain Ron Bridge.

Sunday, December 31, Phoenix, Stableford
Another beautiful day at Phoenix saw five flights playing their final rounds of 2006 on the Mountain and Lakes nines. Conditions were close to perfect but, on a very busy course, play was on the slow side and only the top three players managed to beat their Sunday handicaps.
For the major prizes a count back placed Tukta Speirs in second place ahead of Doug Wilson-Santee, both players with 39 points. This would often be a very healthy winning score but was well short of the day’s amazing winning total of 46 points amassed by Angela Poustie. Angela will be “rewarded” with an 11-stroke cut in her Sunday Group handicap.
In captain Ben Hogstrom’s absence, former captain Ron Bridge conducted the prize-giving ceremony back in the clubhouse. Ron welcomed new member Sten Svensson and his guest Per Amund Ruth. Near pins prizes went to Jack Spencer, Angela Poustie and Mike Poustie.
As usual, all non-winners were entered into a lucky draw and the winner was Ian Speirs. Ron wished all present a happy New Year and everyone went on their way to celebrate.
Sunday, January 7, Phoenix, Stableford
A dull start to the day with temperatures down a little from normal: Just perfect for a stroll around the lush fairways of Phoenix. It didn’t stay that way for long though, with the sun breaking through by the time we had the first group out at 12.30pm.
This is a good time to play golf. The sunsets at Phoenix are a wonderful sight, and when we finish it’s just right for the first (for some of us) beer of the day.
As stated before, scores and handicaps on our Sunday outings must not be confused with any official handicaps. We run our own domestic handicap on this day.
Our winner for the day (Paul Lavender) had been playing quite badly over the last few weeks. However, he finally hit good form and shot 47 points off 23 H/cap.
Do not despair, with our system of trying not to let the same player win two weeks on the trot, he will cut 12 shots for next week and will be off 11 H/cap. Such is the fun of the day.
The second position was taken by Ron Bridge with 43 points and again he will be cut 7 shots for next week. Steen Poulson took third on 42 points and will be cut by 6 shots.
As usual all guests are welcome to join in the fun, but check with the organisors for tee time availability.
The Phoenix Members Golf Group meets every Sunday and Wednesday in the restaurant and the draw for the day’s groupings is made at 12.00 (noon). For more information, contact Ben Hogstrom (08 6157 5310), Ron Bridge (08 1452 5995) or Mike Gerard (08 7091 7565).


Butler and Maddox take a shine to Crystal Bay

PSC golf from The Bunker

Wednesday, January 3,
Crystal Bay, Medal

The first game of the year for The Bunker Boy’s was played at the lovely Crystal Bay Golf Course.
In a Medal competition and with the cut at handicap 17 and under, we saw Tony Scambler win the A Flight with a four-under par net 68, second place went to Jim Treen who shot a two-under par net 70, and third place was shared between Geoff Parker and William Macey who both finished one-under par net 71’s.
The B Flight was jointly won by Lee Butler and Brian Maddox who both scored fantastic seven-under par net 65’s whilst Thea Van Spellen came third with a net 71.
Geoff Hart, Mashi Kaneta, Dougy Crowe and Dave Arrowsmith shared the ‘near pin’ prizes.
Friday, January 5,
Mountain Shadow,
Stableford
Friday’s game was played at Mountain Shadow and again the cut was made at handicap 17 and under.
Playing a Stableford format, Roger Privett won the A Flight with 35 points ahead of Mashi Kaneta 34 points and three players sharing third place, Charlie Gooch, Gerry Cooney and Tony Scambler, all on 32 points.
Brian Maddox won the B Flight with 34 points; in second place came Jan Van Spellen with 33 points and third place went to Bryan Rought with 32 points.
‘Near pin’ prizes were won by Jan Van Spellen, Gerry Cooney, Geoff Parker and old-timer George Routledge.


Winning start for Hall & Findon

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

The Pattaya Golf Society’s first official outing of the New Year was at the Emerald Golf Club at Ban Chang on Tuesday, January 2nd and a huge field assembled under hot skies, refreshed only by an intermittent breeze.

December’s “Player of the Month” David Thomas (right) receives his award from Mr. Denis.

The format was the very intriguing “South African” Stableford game, where players are paired and the score for a hole is reached by multiplying both Stableford scores together. Beware the dreaded zero! So it was then that twenty teams gathered on the first tee to watch as Ben Findon and Les Hall led the first group off on a empty course, which still did not prevent us being charged “holiday” green fees.
As the round developed, reputations counted for nothing as scores were erased by the multiplication by zero and it promised to be another day when safety and shot economy were to be paramount.
Paul Quodomine and David Thomas muscled their way into third place with a score of 63 points, mainly by virtue of a fine individual round by the former whilst the latter forgot the subtle rules of the game by scoring only one point on a hole where his partner had gathered five points. For his golfing promiscuity David was earmarked for the first ‘Booby Bevy’ of the year!
The OK Corral’s current “SAS” champions, Ian Kidd and Carl Lovatt came second with a fine 69-point total, playing successful if unspectacular golf.
Whilst all this was happening, events in the leading group were pushing along at a fair pace with Les Hall making a fist of things. When Big Ben chimed in with a spectacular birdie on the fifteenth it gave the pair twelve points on the hole and propelled them to the top of the leaderboard. This is where they would stay for the duration of the event, finishing with a score of 70 points, just two-over par on the increasingly tough track.
Ben was joined by Paul Quodomine in the hunt for the “twos” pot and it was fitting that the knave of the day, David Thomas, took the December “Player of the Month” award at the packed presentation. The year had begun in fine style at the OK Corral and other good things await in the coming golfing year.
“Forty - what?”
There are some golf days when you get more than you expect, and Thursday, January 4th was one such day as the Pattaya Golf Society travelled to the best “value for money” club in the area, Noble Place, aka Green Wood.
The format was Stableford and the large field was divided into two flights at 17 and under. The day was hot and the course was busy but things got underway promptly and the action soon took shape.
In the top flight, Bill Hewitt managed a level par round for a total of 36 points and third place whilst Jan Eriksen and Mark Graham began the year in fine style sharing the win with 37 points each. By the time they had returned their cards spectacular events had been occurring elsewhere in the second flight. Chris Walsh was posting 38 points whilst the OK Corral’s genial host, Mr. Denis, came home all smiles, having played the best golf of his short career, his score of 38 points also being his first sub-par competition round. The two shared an excellent second place and later a refreshing beer.
They were all eclipsed, however, by the performance of eighteen-handicapper Andy Parkinson who concluded the front nine in a staggering 37 shots, giving him 26 points. He completed his round with a mere 18 on the back nine to finish with an unbelievable total of 44 points! It was golf straight out of the top drawer and the handicapper will have his work cut out to fine-tune Andy’s status.
As if all this wasn’t enough, Werner Pausch was playing his last round before returning to Frankfurt two hours after the conclusion of the competition and he chose not to enter the fray, yet he amazingly returned the same score of 44 points!
Green Wood had been forgiving, yes, but not that easy surely. Coming down to earth, David Thomas and Bill Hewitt shared the “twos” pot and Chris Walsh received the ‘Booby Bevy’ for an unbelievable error on the tenth when he chose to take relief without studying his shot and dropped his ball behind a tree! The inevitable “blob” embarrassed his otherwise good card.
No embarrassment for winner Andy Parkinson, though, it had been the best golf day of his life. “Forty - what?”


Mickey Mouse Friday Night Darts League

Results & Standings January 7 (week 6)

The Rising Sun remain league leaders with the Helicopter Bar and the Londoner sharing second place. Helicopter and Londoner had a close match with everything going to Londoner on the beer. Mark (Drum) had a 16 dart finish against Ae at the Blue Mountain. The match of the evening had to be between OK Corral and Chaplins, fighting it out to see who is the strongest team in the league and can hold up the table all on their own. Penny from OK Corral sealed Chaplins fate with her favourite 69 finish, steady, Bull - 17 - X1. Well done to OK Corral on breaking their duck. Palmers is leading the under tens with a nice round 50 while Helicopter have the least with 19. Good luck for next week.


Diamond Shop moves into second place behind Montana

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers - Dang, Berry, Suphan, Lance, La & Rich.

Diamond Shop won three points from Café Kronborg and continued their climb up the standings and pushing Café Kronborg down to third.
Montana remains in first place as they took all four points from Domicil. Dang rolled a good 564 series for Montana and Teuvo had a 538 for Domicil. VFW Post 9876 got three points from House of the Golden Coin; Ooy bowled a 529 series for VFW and Su had a 602 series with handicap for Golden Coin.
Three Sisters split their match with Brother D with each team getting two points and Café Ole split their match with Mai’s Thai Restaurant. Konrad rolled a 519 series for Brother D, Rich had a 552 for Café Ole and Berry rolled 201 & 234 games, 591 series. Lance bowled a 560 series with two 200 games to lead Jack & Tar to a three point win over Shenanigans.


The Square Ring: by Howie Reed

Jeeves, it’s nice to see you back among us.
“Nice to be back Your Lordship. With your permission I will proceed with my report on all things boxing.”
As my late father would say Jeeves, “Lead on McDuff.” No, he never mentioned who McDuff was.
“Well Your Lordship, your Yank Mike Tyson has gotten himself in a pack of trouble according to promoter Harlen Werner. He was supposed to be in Manchester for an ‘Evening with Mike Tyson’ but he never showed up. I think that this time Tyson might be innocent. Might be a case of an unscrupulous promoter - not something that’s unknown in boxing.
“Werner said that he tried to secure Tyson for the event but never had a contract and never made any payments. Werner also stated the obvious by saying that his promotion was premature and done without Tyson’s consent. Sounds like a right prat to me.
“Tyson did get in very serous trouble just before New Year, in Scottsdale, Arizona which is near Phoenix. Shortly after leaving a nightclub Tyson was stopped by police after nearly colliding with the sheriff’s car.
“The cops searched Tyson, who acted like a gentleman - he’s a fine actor. The police found two bags of a white powder substance in his back left pocket and an additional bag was located on the driver seat in a Marlboro cigarettes pack. Drug tests revealed that Tyson was under the influence of a depressant, stimulate and cannabis. The same report also noted that Tyson admitted that the bags of cocaine were his and he uses it anytime he can get his hands on it.
“In a classic understatement Tyson said: ‘I am an addict and have a problem.’ ‘He has run out of second chances, at least in my book,’ said Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas. If convicted Tyson could face 7 + years in prison.”
Is that it Jeeves?
“No Your Lordship. I’m sure you are familiar with the old saying that ‘The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh.’ Well in England it’s the Queen that giveth and the Queen that taketh. Each year’s end the Queen presents the list of those that have been selected to receive the MBE honors.”
What? What does MBE mean Jeeves?
“It means Most Excellent Order of the British Empire your Lordship and is an order of chivalry established on June 4, 1917. The MBE is the fifth most important year-end honor. It’s recognition and allows one to use the initials MBE after their name. The Order’s motto is For God and the Empire. Did I know all that? Of course not, I looked it up on the web. May I continue? Thank you your Lordship.
“This year Her Majesty ordered that the former featherweight champion Prince Nassem Hamed be stripped of his MBE. It’s very rare to have the honor taken away after being granted. That’s it your Lordship. Now that I’m finished may I be excused to ice down your after-column lager?”
Yes Jeeves, you may.
One former fighter that’s on is way to jail is former world champion Graciano Rocchigiani. The former champ ought to feel like he’s returning home, ‘Been there before and done that.’
He got 9 months for a series of parole violations. How does the boxer feel about another trip to the Gray Bar Inn? “I mostly fear the boredom and the sh*t food. I have several employees who hope that they won’t have to wait nine months until they see their boss next time.”
Rocky recently opened a gym to help youth. Good laugh that. Visitors? Not at least his parents. “I don’t want them to see me as a jailbird. I have good parents, they have not earned this.” True, but Rocky did.
Promoter Vladimir Hrunov was on a high after he promoted the first WBC Heavyweight title fight in Russia. He had planned to follow that with a big late spring event, June 2 was a possibility, with another blockbuster show. His plan was to bring in ‘re-tread’ Riddick Bowe to headline with the main attraction a four round exhibition featuring Mike Tyson. Vladimir might have to go back to the drawing board. The only appearances that Mike Tyson’s going to make in the near future are in the presence of a sheriff’s deputy while wearing the pink underwear of Maricopa County Arizona.
The ‘Soap Serial’ that has become the reign of “super fighter” Manny Pacquiao shows all the signs of imploding into a battle, not in the ring, but among greedy b**tards. The first shot was fired when Golden Boy Promotions, that’s Oscar’s company, had the audacity to sign Manny to a 7-fight deal. After Pacquiao beat Eric Morales, Top Ranks Bob Arum called Oscar and his company “creeps” when he announced that he had signed Pacquiao even though The Pac Man had a valid contract.
Enter super “something” Shelly Finkle. First he said, through trainer Freddie Roach, that he could get Pacquiao out of any contract as he had final approval of any such agreement. Then he did the ‘shuffle’ while dancing out of the picture. Oscar has fielded a suit against Arum and if the rumors are true, Arum has signed to stage a fight on April 28 at the Steve Wynn Casino in Macau, China.
To underscore how smart he is, Arum flew to the Philippines to hold a press conference in the Champagne Room of the historic Manila Hotel with Pacquiao at his side. This information was contained in a self serving press release out of Top Rank that said in part, “If this battle is a boxing match, then Bob Arum has scored a mighty knockdown against promotional arch-enemy Oscar De La Hoya.”
The courts will of course decide the issue. In a short statement Pacquiao said: “We are here to announce that my new promoter is Top Rank.” The cast of characters sitting with Pacquiao could have come straight from Central Casting. There was Arum, American agent Michael Koncz, Filipino lawyer Franklin Gacal and Filipino promoter Rex ‘Wakee’ Salud. Salud said: “We promise all the Filipino people that what we are going to do for Manny is going to be something special. Our goal is to make Manny Pacquiao a worldwide superstar.”
Shelly Finkle who goes by the title of either lawyer, advisor, consultant or father confessor has gotten his shorts in a wad over Bob ‘Today I’m Telling the Truth” Arum. Mr. Arum claimed that Finkle’s contract with Pacquiao was finished. Not so according to Finkle: “Bob Arum is wrong and he knows it. The GBP contract is better for Manny. He was glad I wasn’t in his meetings because I would not have allowed Manny to sign a second agreement and get into lawsuits.”
When the vultures get through with Pacquiao he’ll be fighting nightly on Pattaya Second Road for beers and tips.
Thank goodness there was some boxing action last Sunday. It was the highly anticipated rematch between Samuel “The Real” Peter (28-1) and James “Lights Out” Toney (69-6-3).
The first time they met Peter won a majority decision, which Toney claimed was “terrible”. It wasn’t but what the heck. As happens often when an improving young fighter meets an older boxer headed the other way, it wasn’t close. The judges had it 119-108 and 118-110 twice while ‘The Square Ring’ had it 119-108. It could actually have been a shut out at 120 for Peter but ‘The Square Ring’ gave Toney a “this one’s for you round.”
Toney was dropped in the second round for the first time since 1994 when Roy Jones did the deed. You can file the following under “useless information”. Since the knockdown in 1994 Toney had a record of 27 wins, 6 losses, 1 draw and one ‘no contest’. He fought a total of 285 rounds, which is 855 minutes or over 14 hours. Little info for the next time you’re sitting around the local dance palace.
As this was a WBC title eliminator Peter should next meet champion Oleg Maskaev. Don’t hold your breath. Maskaev is making sounds like a Klitschko fight will be coming first and if so, he’ll have the WBC title yanked from his greedy hands.
Jeeves, did you know that the tailors here in Pattaya are busy 24/7 making the new Saddam Shirt? Tis true. The shirt is a little tight at the neck but hangs well. What’s that Jeeves, you think I should be awarded an MBE, Member of the British Empire. I’m touched. What? You say it means ‘Much Big Ego’. Not funny Jeeves. The lagers better be cold, the cigars fresh and the music good, my man.


Road to The Super Bowl - Part 2

by Howie Reed
There’s an old saying that states, “beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.” The Colts 23-8 win over the hapless Kansas City Chief’s was downright ugly.
Going into the game it was advertised that the Colts porous defense would be unable to stop the running of Larry Johnson. Maybe true but when Kansas City ran their “Ballet Offense”, as in 1-2-3-kick, for the first 51 plus minutes of the game, Johnson wasn’t a factor. Kansas City was out-gained 435 yards to 126. Johnson got only 32 yards on 13 carries. Even with the win Colts QB Peyton Manning had another less than stellar play-off game
When Seattle played host to the Dallas Cowboys it was almost your normal football game between two teams that stumbled into the play-offs. The final score with Seattle winning at 21-20 sounds pretty normal. In truth the game was that way till well past the three quarter mark before the wheels fell off. The game entered the Twilight Zone of the strange and unusual.
Trailing by 7 with 6:48 left in the game, Seattle were 3rd down and 8 from the Dallas goal line. Ignoring the sure field goal, the Seahawks go for the TD. Hasselbeck is chased out of the pocket to his right and sees back up TE Will Heller getting mugged in the end zone. Hasselbeck throws in the direction of Heller hoping for the flag. Problem was that when Hasselbeck left the pocket and started to scramble he became a runner, which made Heller a blocker and means ‘mugging’ was OK.
The crowd in Seattle, the loudest in pro football, was stunned but what happened next gave them hope. Dallas QB Tony Romo, on first down from his own 2, tossed a parallel pass which was caught by Terry Glenn with a nifty catch off his shoe tops. When hit by rookie corner Kelly Jennings, Glenn fumbled with the ball bouncing into the end zone. Two Seahawks dove for the oddly shaped ball with LB Lofa Tatupu making an in the air save to keep the ball from going out of bounds which allowed Michael Boulware to recover for a touchdown. Touchdown, Seattle leads. Wrong!
Dallas Head Coach Bill Parcells challenged the call on the field. “Upon further review” it was clearly shown that Tatupu’s foot was out of bounds when he tipped the ball. It’s a safety not a touchdown, which moved Seattle two points closer at 20-15.
Seattle took the kick and after a couple of ho hum runs Hasselbeck hit TE Jeremy Stevens on a 37-yard touchdown strike. Seattle had the lead at 21-20 after missing the 2-point conversation.
Trailing the Seahawks by 1 it appeared that Dallas QB Tony Romo had the ship going in the right direction. Starting from his own 28, Romo hit Crayton for 11 and Owens for 12, which combined with a 35-yard scamper by Julius Jones put the Cowboys on the Seattle 8. From there with 1:53 to go, Romo hit Witten for 7 and a first down on the Seattle 1 thanks to a spotting of the ball that seemed “iffy” at best.
The “spot of the ball” was challenged by the Review Assistant upstairs and was changed from the 1 yard line to the 2 which made it 4th down. No problemo. A field goal wins the game. The snap by the center was perfect, centers always make perfect snaps, but then holder Romo dropped the ball. The QB picked up the elusive pig skin and tried to scamper towards the end zone but was stopped at the 2. Game over and Seattle wins in the unlikeliest fashion.
Romo was in tears in the locker room later saying, “I cost us the game.” He’ll either get over it or he won’t. Dallas fans are like Teelocks - they’ll whine for years. Unlike babies and puppies that eventually grow up at some point and stop.
With New England playing host to the New York Jets it was ‘teacher’, Pats coach Bill Belichick, against ‘student’ Eric Mangini for the Jets. After a workmanlike 37-16 win, Belichick probably said, “I taught Eric everything he knows but not everything I know.”
It was a performance by the Pat’s that one would expect from a team that has been in 3 of the last 5 Super Bowls. QB Tom Brady’s numbers weren’t great (22 of 34 and 212 yards) but he ended two long drives with TD passes.
The Jet’s were the “feel good story” of the year but in the end Cinderella’s shoe didn’t fit. The Jets did find a good running back in rookie Leon Washington and maybe proved that Chad Pennington can be the QB to take them to the next level.
It was Sayonara for one of the NFL play-off teams when the Philadelphia Eagles and the New York Giants (8-8) met for the third time this year. To say the Giants had been a dysfunctional team for the latter half of the season would be accurate and kind. They stunk.
Taking the opening kickoff the Giants marched down the field 67 yards on 7 plays with QB Eli Manning hitting Plexico Burress for the 27 yards TD. The 7-0 lead would hold up until the start of the second quarter when Brian Westbrook scampered 49 yards around right end to knot the score. After trading field goals to advance the tie to 10, the Eagles ended the quarter riding the arm of Jeff Garcia, he completed 6 of 7 for 78 which included a 28 yard TD pass to Dante Stallworth, for a 17-10 lead.
Following an exchange of second half field goals and with only 12 minutes left in the game, the Giants offense suddenly became un-discombobulated.
Tiki Barber, ran 6 times for 26 yards and caught two passes for 25 on a drive that would tie the score at 20. The payoff came when Eli Manning hit Plexico Burress on three straight passes for 43 yards and the touchdown. The Giants went 80 yards using over 7 minutes of 4th quarter clock.
With the rain pelting down, (it seldom pelts up), the Eagles took over on their own 34 with 5 minutes left. Using the legs of Brian Westbrook, 4 runs for 34 yards, and a couple of passes by Jeff Garcia, the Eagles got down to the New York 20 with time to waste. They did three running plays and the clock went down to 3 seconds. David Akers then kicked a 38-yard field goal for the win and a trip to New Orleans
This Week’s Games
Sunday, January 14, (4:30am Thai): Indianapolis (13-4) at Baltimore Ravens (13-3).
Now the Colts have to go outdoors and face a “real” defense in the Baltimore Ravens. If Manning can’t get at least some passes downfield the Ravens behind the steady quarterbacking of Steve McNair and the running of Jamal Lewis will win in a very dull game.
Consider that the Raves in their two losses, to Denver and Cincinnati both on the road, only gave up 13 points in each game while scoring 10. Does anyone think that the Indianapolis defense will hold the Ravens to 10 points? The wise guys say “No” with the Ravens favored by from 3 to 4 points.
Sunday, January 14, (8am Thai): Philadelphia (11-6) at New Orleans Saints (10-6).
You can expect the Saints to run well with either Duce McAllister or ‘Super Rookie’ Reggie Bush, who between them combined for over 1,600 yards. The N’Awlins offensive is their best defense.
Philly will have to slow the pace, control the ball and stop a potent Saint offense. Can they? The wise guys think not as they favor N’Awlins by 4 to 5 points.
Monday, January 15, (1am Thai): Seattle (10-7) at Chicago Bears (13-3).
Back on October 1 the Bears completely dominated the ‘SeaBirds’ winning 37-6. In that game Bears’ QB Rex Grossman threw for 232 yards with 2 touchdowns while DB Ricky Manning jr. intercepted Seattle QB Matt Hasselbeck twice.
The Seahawks were missing running back Shaun Alexander but it’s hard to think that will make any difference. Seattle is banged up and lucky to get this far. Chicago favored by 8 points, which could hold as long a Grossman doesn’t screw it up.
Monday, January 15, 4:30am Thai): New England (13-4) at San Diego Chargers (14-2).
This provides the most interesting match up. The Pat’s will find the San Diego Chargers a different kettle of fish from the Jets. The Chargers have the best running back in the NFL and the MVP of the league in LaDainian Tomlinson who accounted for 1,815 yards this year and 28 touchdowns. The Chargers rookie QB Philip Rivers has had a good year throwing for 3,388 yards and 22 touchdowns with only 9 interceptions.
New England has a chance if they play like they did against the Jets. They have an even bigger chance if the “rookie QB jinks” strikes Philip Rivers or the “Marty Schottenheimer playoff jinx” continues. The Chargers coach is 5-16 in play off games. Those in the “know” like San Diego by 4 points. Those that don’t like the Patriots.