DINING OUT - KHUN OCHA'S COOKBOOK & ENTERTAINMENT

Café New Orleans

by Miss Terry Diner

It is axiomatic that good restaurants will survive, whilst others not so good will fail. The food business can be ruthless. Sorry, the food business is ruthless. Against that background, we returned to review Café New Orleans, a restaurant that has been at its location in Pattayaland 2 for many, many years (at least eight). This restaurant is definitely a survivor.
Café New Orleans is on the corner of Pattayaland 2 and Pattayaland 3, that bright, garish forest of neon and nubiles. It has been called Disneyland for Adults, and undoubtedly it is another world, but a fun one! Parking can be difficult in this popular area, but look for space behind the Wild West Boys on the left close to the mouth of Pattayaland 2. Otherwise grab a spot on Pattaya Second Road.
The restaurant was designed around the concept of a New Orleans paddle-wheeler, and it certainly has a New Orleans ambience, complete with quiet jazz music in the background. Long and narrow, it seats around 50, and there is a bar area at the back, plus a set of stairs leading up to the next floor which is used for private functions (you can have buffet or a la carte) for up to 45 people. Service staff are outfitted in natty ‘waistcoat’ aprons, and you begin to smile before you even sit down.
The menu has continued to grow over the years but to stop boredom setting in for the many regular customers, a large and comprehensive list of specials is also included. These are very keenly priced, with most between B. 225 to B. 395, though the imported Australian Angus beef or the New Zealand lamb does naturally come with a price premium.
Of course the renowned baby back ribs are still in the regular menu, “No one makes them like us,” was restaurant manager Maike’s proud boast. Half a slab is B. 375 and a full slab (but you’d want a voracious appetite) is B. 495.
The regular menu covers 64 items and with a dozen specials, there is something to suit everyone, be that Cajun popcorn (B. 195) or a Creole onion soup (B. 175) or Surf and Turf (B. 595).
Hiding amongst the specials is their chocolate soufflé (B. 195) which is made to order with freshly whipped cream, fresh mango and cherry marmalade. This takes 45 minutes to produce, so order at the same time as you order your starters and mains.
To go with our food we drank the house wine which was a Trivento Shiraz-Malbec at B. 850 per bottle or B. 195 per glass. A smooth red which could be drunk immediately on opening.
I began my New Orleans adventure with their Oysters Kilpatrick. I like oysters, and their Kilpatrick just cannot be beaten. Not the ‘classical’ oyster in the shell with Worcester sauce and bacon, but multiple oysters packed onto the shell with lashings of chopped bacon. I have this every time I go to Café New Orleans, and how could I resist? It is superb. Even Madame agreed on this one.
For mains, Madame had ordered the stuffed crab claws which came with its own salad, which was excellent. Deep-fried and stuffed with shrimp and crabmeat, each claw was a meal in itself. Very pleasant.
I had decided on the special of the day, called Fisherman’s Wharf (B. 495) which was a beautifully presented dish with three thick fillets of herb-crusted tuna along with a tomato that had been scooped out and then filled with red and yellow capsicum and Enoki mushrooms plus a wonderful mixed salad with sprinkled Parmesan. In a word - sublime!
Maike asked if we would care for dessert, but we were both much too full. We finished our wines and plunged into the throbbing environment of Pattayaland 2. It had been a spectacular night to remember.
It came as no surprise to us that Café New Orleans has been a success story. It remains a great fun restaurant, serving excellent food at very reasonable prices. Do try it - you will not be disappointed. My guarantee.
Café New Orleans, Pattayaland 2, South Pattaya, telephone 038 710 805, open seven days 3 p.m. until midnight.


Tuna Melt

I saw Sam Lehmann, the ex-executive chef from the Amari at the children’s fair and remembered his tuna melt. This easy to make recipe is an old family favorite that we all had as children. Our mothers had their own little variations or improvisations, but the great advantage of this recipe is that you can pre-make the main ingredients, whip them out of the refrigerator and present this mouthwatering creation in a couple of minutes.

Cooking Method:
Toast both sides of bread. Lay lettuce and tomato slices on bread. Fluff the tuna salad mix evenly over the tomato slices. Cover with grated cheese and melt under the grill. Serve with seasoned fries, coleslaw and lemon wedges. Sprinkle with cajun seasoning and parsley.
Tuna Salad Mix
Combine in a mixing bowl 230 gm tuna fish with 1 tablespoon (40gm) mayonnaise, 1 tablespoon each of sliced celery, sweet corn and chopped onion, a sprinkle of cracked black pepper and a pinch of salt. Mix well, cover and refrigerate. Tuna salad mix should not be too wet.
Grated Cheese
Cheddar Colby 100gm
Mozzarella        50gm

Ingredients                Serves 2
Rye bread, 2 cm slices         1 piece
Tomato sliced                     100 gm
Tuna salad mix                   250 gm
Grated cheese mix             100 gm
Lettuce                            2 leaves
Lemon wedges (1/6th)                 4
Parsley chopped                 10 gm
Cajun seasoning                   4 gm