Money matters:
Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.
More on endowments
Following our recent article about the Ivy League super
endowments, we’ve been asked whether this is a uniquely US concept. The answer
of course is no; universities and other institutions around the world manage
huge sums of money in various way for a number of different requirements. This
year we’ve already touched on the ultimate super-endowment, the managed wealth
of the Roman Catholic Church and several times over the last few years we’ve
featured the successes of some Oxbridge endowments.
We’ve pointed out that previously being the guardians of a college endowment
that is nearly 700 years old doesn’t necessarily reduce the pressures to achieve
short term performance but it does perhaps provide a greater perspective about
what the long term really means. For instance, the investment committee at Clare
College, Cambridge, meeting only a very few times each year to make strategic
decisions about the allocation of assets in the college’s endowment fund which
now stands at well over $100 million (still a minnow compared to the combined
$50 billion of Harvard and Yale - notwithstanding the use of the US definition
of billion, that’s still a huge difference in scale). In fact, Clare is one of
the smaller colleges and smaller endowments among the 31 Cambridge colleges with
less than 700 undergraduate and graduate students. Clare College was founded in
1326 by Lady Elizabeth de Clare, granddaughter of King Edward I. Also, each
college has its own endowment, managed in its own, idiosyncratic fashion, and
the university has a separate one.
Some holdings of the Clare College Fund, including parcels of commercial
property, have been in the portfolio for several years. When it comes to the
stock market, the decision-making process is essentially simple but extremely
impartial and enlightened. Do they want to be in the markets: yes or no? If yes,
they don’t stock pick themselves but delegate this or take representative
holdings (such as ETFs).
This allows them to concentrate on a few large global markets, avoiding regions
that seem overpriced. This avoidance of over-priced risk has tended to yield
extremely consistent out-performance during bear markets. While the fund does
not disclose its performance figures regularly, Donald Hearn, Clare’s bursar,
estimated that the portfolio’s value fell by a cumulative 7 percent in the bear
market at the start of this millennium. This was during a period in which major
stock indexes in the United States and Britain generally lost at least a quarter
and up to half of their value - the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index, for
example, falling by more than 30 percent during that period and the NASDAQ fell
by more than 50%.
The fund’s advisers and Donald Hearn are led by a Clare alumnus. He is former
investment banker Andrew Smithers, an economist and the principal of Smithers &
Company, which is a consulting firm whose clients include fund managers and
other professional investors. Andrew acts as consultant to the fund and tends to
look at mean reversion as a basis of calculating value - if an asset is
undervalued relative to where long term history indicates that it should be then
it is likely to be on the radar screen as a buy. Conversely if it looks
overvalued and is held within the portfolio then it will be highlighted as a
potential sale. Mean revision may not carry any guarantees in the short term
but, over the longer term, all assets so far have essentially tended to follow
this pattern.
The fund’s advisers have long argued that major stock markets are severely
overpriced, especially in the United States. By their calculations, fair value
for the Standard & Poor’s 500 is significantly below its present level. As a
result, the fund has owned no American stocks for some considerable time,
although typically stocks might comprise around 31% of the portfolio, with a
realistic minimum and maximum around much higher or lower than that depending on
equity market values, and a theoretical ability to allocate 100% or nothing at
all to equities.
If all markets were currently at fair value, a neutral allocation for the fund
would be as much as 70% to equities, including private equity, with a neutral
allocation to property comprising the balance. However, as fair value recedes
from these markets, then cash and bonds acquire greater fair value and become
increasingly significant with the fund. The fund had held large equity
weightings until 1999 when it sold them down significantly because of its view
that the markets had seriously over-reached themselves.
Smithers’ core belief is that markets tend to reach a valuation extreme, then
move to an extreme in the other direction, the S&P 500 ought to fall not just to
its fair value (the best part of 50% below current levels) but will fall through
that level. His views are partly based around Tobin’s Q, a measure devised by
James Tobin, a Nobel Laureate in economics, that compares a market’s valuation
with the estimated cost of rebuilding the component businesses from scratch,
which is used alongside other valuation tools. Tobin’s Q is conceptually simple:
It holds that the stock market is worth the replacement cost of its constituent
companies and that investors should buy only when the price is considerably
less.
“We take the tack that we are not good enough at stock picking or market timing
to take detailed decisions like that... I wouldn’t claim we’re going to get it
right every single year, but we have had a strong run for a long period,” Hearn
recently said.
Our view is that over reliance on Tobin’s Q, like over reliance on any single
strategy can cause an investment to miss out on opportunities and while we
recognise that the fact that the Clare endowment is impartial about asset
classes, only buying when it sees there being value and is active and adaptive
in its asset allocation, the limitations of its more restrictive methodology
means that it is only able to target an annualised return of around cash + 2.5%
per year through the economic cycle, rather less than the Ivy League results and
significantly less than the MitonOptimal approach which is available to all
expatriate investors.
The above data and research was compiled from sources
believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its
officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above
article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any
actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For
more information please contact Graham Macdonald on
[email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com
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Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman
Digital - the final nail in the film’s coffin?
“It’s
not the cough that carries you off - it’s the coffin they carry you off
in!” Boom! Boom! So just what has that introduction got to do with
digital photography versus film? Nothing at all, but I liked the verbal
imagery!
Now here comes the real stuff. I have spent the last three months
working with an assortment of digital cameras. Not one roll of film
through my trusty and venerable Nikon FM2n in all that time. That is
almost a world record from my end. And it (almost) spells the end for
the Nikon.
There are many reasons for this, but not all of them are associated with
“instant” replay. However, that factor, if nothing else, makes me swing
towards digital. Being personally in many ways an ‘experimental’
photographer (“I wonder what I’ll get if I slow the shutter speed right
down and move the camera during the exposure?”) has meant that I had to
shoot several frames, varying every factor I could think of, then wait
for D&P (developing and printing for those not old enough to remember
print film in its hey-day)!
With the digital ability to see straight away what I got has meant that
I do not have to wait for any gut-wrenching time to see if I did get the
result I wanted. In commercial terms, this meant not having to set
everything up all over again for a re-shoot. Sales of ‘Quikeze’
plummeted.
The digital evolution has continued to produce amazing results (by the
way it is ‘evolution’ at this stage, the ‘revolution’ was more than 10
years ago now). Probably one of the more outstanding developments has
been the recent addition of anti-shake technology. This has been a boon
to the aging population that does not have the vice-like grip any more,
but it goes much further than that.
What this has done has opened up new borders in photography. It used to
be that the hand-held shutter speed was roughly the inverse of the
length of the lens. So if you wanted to use a 250 mm lens, then you had
to use a minimum of 1/250th shutter speed. At these faster shutter
speeds, you were then stuck with having to use wider apertures to get
the correct exposure and thus drastically reducing the depth of field
that was possible. Now you can hand-hold at 1/60th with the 250 mm lens,
meaning that you can reduce the aperture by two complete f stops which
will mean a much greater depth of field. Now when you are photographing
charging lions, you have a greater chance of getting them both in focus
before you get eaten. But think of the great shots your relatives will
get when they download the memory stick.
Memory stick, or memory card, brings me to another advantage that
digital has over film. Get a decent sized chunk of memory, and they are
not all that expensive, and you can get 1000 images on it before it is
full. And you can download after one, three or three hundred
photographs. A huge advantage over film where you were stuck with 36
unless you had one of the tricky 72 shot magazines, and if you wanted to
see just the first half dozen, you had to hope the laboratory staff knew
how to cut film in the dark. A precarious situation at times. I have
lost more than one image through staff allowing light on to the
unprocessed negative.
Now the digital picture is not all a collection of plus signs. In my
three months I have found many problems, but most have been related to
the equipment, and not the digital principle. My pet bugbear has been
the almost universal over-complication. The manufacturers seem to work
on the idea that why make do with a simple rotary knob or button, when
they can produce an electronic menu, and then have the user scroll down
through several pages, just to turn the flash off, for example?
Technology gone mad!
There were other annoyances, but ones I could get around or put up with.
The new dawn has come into my camera bag!
Modern Medicine:
by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant
Christmas Disease -
Too much plum pudding?
I know Christmas was last week, but actually Christmas
Disease has nothing to do with Santa, but everything to do with Stephen.
Stephen Christmas, that is. Stephen, a young British lad, was the first
patient with a bleeding tendency recognized to have a different form from
“classical” haemophilia (or hemophilia if you come from the left hand side
of the Atlantic Ocean).
His condition was studied by researchers Biggs, Douglas, and Macfarlane 55
years ago, who discovered that young Stephen was missing a different
coagulation factor than the more usual one (which is known as Factor VIII).
They named Stephen’s missing factor as Factor IX, and his condition later
became known as Christmas Disease.
Just to confuse the issue, we also call Christmas Disease by other names,
including Factor IX deficiency, hemophilia II, hemophilia B, hemophiloid
state C, hereditary plasma thromboplastin component deficiency, plasma
thromboplastin component deficiency, and plasma thromboplastin factor-B
deficiency. There’s probably more, but Christmas Disease has a much nicer
“ring” to it. (Probably “Jingle Bells” at this time of year!)
From the diagnostic viewpoint, it is very difficult to differentiate between
classical hemophilia and Christmas Disease (my editor does come from the
left hand side of the Atlantic, so I will use ‘hemophilia’ to humor him).
The symptoms are the same, with excessive bleeding seen by recurrent
nosebleeds, bruising, spontaneous bleeding, bleeding into joints and
associated pain and swelling, gastrointestinal tract and urinary tract
hemorrhage producing blood in the urine or stool, prolonged bleeding from
cuts, tooth extraction, and surgery and excessive bleeding following
circumcision. (Why we have to chop bits off ourselves I do not know - I am
quite sure any rational person would not like it, given the choice. Why stop
with the prepuce? May as well lop the odd ear off as well. And please don’t
write in, I am aware of the religious belief.)
Christmas Disease covers around one in seven cases of the total haemophilia
incidence and is around 1/30,000 in the general population. This disease is
also male dominated, being called a sex-linked recessive trait passed on by
female carriers. This means the bleeding disorder is carried on the X
chromosome. Males being of XY make-up will have the disease if the X they
inherit has the gene. Females, who have XX chromosomes, are only carriers if
either X has the bleeding gene.
Haemophilia has been noted in history for many years, and Jewish texts of
the second century A.D. refer to boys who bled to death after circumcision
(not an ideal way to go - see my remarks above), and the Arab physician
Albucasis (1013-1106) also described males in one family dying after minor
injuries.
In more recent history, Queen Victoria of Britain’s son Leopold had
hemophilia, and two of her daughters, Alice and Beatrice, were carriers of
the gene. Through them, hemophilia was passed on to the royal families in
Spain and Russia, including Tsar Nicholas II’s only son Alekei.
Initially the medical profession thought that the bleeding tendency was
caused by a structural defect in the blood vessels, but in 1937, a substance
was found that could produce clotting in the blood of haemophiliacs. This
was called AHG, or ‘anti-hemophilic globulin’.
However, in 1944 researchers found a remarkable case where blood from two
different hemophiliacs was mixed, both were able to clot. Nobody could
explain this until 1952, when the researchers in England working with
Stephen Christmas documented there were two types of hemophilia. They called
his version Christmas disease. So it became obvious that there were two
factors at work and when the different bloods were mixed, they supplied for
each other the missing AHG’s.
The actual names were assigned to these AHG’s by an international committee
in 1962. Factor VIII deficiency became known as Hemophilia A, and Factor IX
deficiency as Hemophilia B or Christmas Disease.
And a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all.
Dr. Iain.
Heart to Heart with Hillary
Dear Hillary,
Well it’s Chrissy time again and I suppose you’ll be having a rest after
guzzling the champagne and wolfing the chocolates. Did you get many this
year? I really think you deserve it, listening to all those misguided males,
so I hope Santa has a big delivery for you. Glad to see that Mistersingha
wretch finally came across, even if it only was a bottle of Singha beer, and
I bet it was a smally as well. Sorry I can’t send you anything at this time,
but the postman doesn’t work where I am, it’s a bit too cold just south of
Siberia. All the best and thank you for my weekly fun.
Gordy
Dear Gordy,
Aren’t you a lovely man, but a bottle of bubbly on my table would have made
you even lovelier! Actually now you mention it, Mistersingha excelled
himself with a full 630 ml bottle (but I remember when they were bigger), so
he’s getting there slowly. Very slowly! Glad to hear you enjoy the column,
and as always I will be trying to assist the lovelorn out there, and there
seems to be a never ending stream, with most appearing like rabbits in the
headlights as they emerge from Suvarnabhumi International airport, with the
girls waiting to pounce as soon as they have said their tearful goodbyes to
the last wave of temporary stayers. Come back to Thailand soon Gordy. We
need people like you - and bring a decent bottle of French bubbles and some
Swiss chocks, that’s a good lad.
Dear Hillary,
One of the receptionists in our company is very attractive and I would like
to get to know her better, but I have a problem. I am not the pushy type, so
can’t just go up to her and ask her out. She knows my name even though we
have 600 on staff, and if I meet her walking into work she is always very
chatty and will hold my arm. She doesn’t wear any rings, so I don’t think
she is married or anything like that. She did ask the other day what I was
getting her for Christmas, and I almost fell over, but mumbled something
like wait and see. I know I missed my opportunity again. Do you think she is
interested? What is the next move, and please don’t say just to go and ask
her out. I am naturally very reserved.
Bashful Bill
Dear Bashful Bill,
I feel for you, my Petal. I really do. You are from the UK I presume and it
is nice to see you aren’t one of those dreadful lager louts that populate
the bars this time of year. Even though Thai people are very welcoming and
friendly, this girl seems to be giving you a message. You don’t need to be
brave to buy her a box of chocolates and quietly present them to her for New
Year. Or if that is too much, just leave them on her desk. Put a card with
them saying “From Bill” and your phone number. If she rings you to thank
you, then ask her out for dinner to nice restaurant. Not over the top, but
one where you can chat and get to know each other a little. However, if she
refuses the chocolates, just send them over to my office, marked “For my
Darling Hillary”. I don’t care if I’m second best. I will appreciate them.
Dear Hillary,
I’m not like many of your other writers and pretend I don’t go to bars. I
will come clean right off and say that I do spend a fair bit of time at
night in the bars. I am single, and it’s a good way to meet people,
especially some company for the evening. The old bill in the cup routine I
think is very good because it shows that the bar trusts you not to lose a
couple before you pay at the end of the night. Recently though I have been
getting the feeling that my bill is not right, because it seems to be a lot
more than I thought it should be. Is it OK to check the amount yourself
before the girl takes the cup to the cashier? I don’t want them to think I
don’t trust them, when they are trusting me. What is the usual thing?
Unsure Drinker
Dear Unsure Drinker,
You are having me on, aren’t you, Petal. Nobody is that naive any more,
surely? It is your bill, and you pay it with your money. Of course you can
check it. Mind you, if you are getting yourself to the stage where you can’t
count past ten without taking your shoes off, you have a real problem. Is
this the situation? You’ve got no real idea how many drinks you’ve had, or
how many “lady drinks” you’ve bought in the course of the evening? That’s
what the girls are there for, my perplexed Petal. They are there to make
sure you drink up, and give her a drink too, so you can clink glasses
together and say, “Chok dee” to show just how you have mastered the Thai
language. You have the choice – go on the wagon for a while or take a pocket
calculator into your favorite bars. Happy New Year!
Learn to Live to Learn: with Andrew Watson
Another Year Over
At this special time of year, for this
particular brand of western festivity, I’d like to wish you all
the very best. “It’s always New Year somewhere in the world,” I
tell my multicultural classes, who recognising my proclivity for
platitudes, nod in ironic approval. Yet it’s true of course,
that the wonderful diversity of humanity on earth has produced
so many belief systems that it is possible to follow them around
the globe via annual parties. My particular favourites are
Chinese New Year in Hong Kong around February, Songkran in
Chiang Mai around April, Rosh Hashanah in Jerusalem around
September time, followed by the western version of New Year in a
European capital.
Since 18th February, we have been enjoying the Chinese calendar
year 4704, the Year of the Fire Pig. I’m a dragon. Mark your
2008 calendar for 6th February when the Chinese lunisolar
calendar gives birth to another year, a transition filled with
red couplets, lanterns and bags of emotion.
Readers won’t need any introduction to Songkran, of course,
although what I have always found rather wonderful about this
festival (quite apart from the uproarious indulgence) is the
sanctity of the rituals, rituals which are common to many
cultures. In particular, the use of water as a metaphor for
spiritual cleansing, manifested by the humble washing of
somebody’s hands or feet and the ritual “bathing” of images of
the Buddha. In a meditative moment beyond the chaos of water
fights, the stillness of a temple is set in stark and welcome
relief.
When I lived in Jerusalem, the Principal gave the most
marvellous and moving Easter assembly which mirrored the
sanctity of the Songkran experience. He invited 10 students from
the crowd up onto the stage and sat them facing the audience. A
bowl of water, soap and a towel sat in front of each chair. Some
of the students were high achievers, but the majority were not.
It was an even spread. He asked the students to remove their
shoes and socks and set about washing the students’ feet. During
this time, the only audible sound was the gentle slosh of water.
By subjugating himself in front of his students and inverting
the assumed hierarchical structure, the Principal’s simple,
humble and almost holy act affirmed the fundamental equality of
all humanity under God. It was extremely moving. Consider an
alternative; the “I’m big, you’re small, I’m the teacher you’re
not and there’s nothing you can do about it” way of doing
things, which sadly, is all too common in all kinds of
organisations, especially, perversely, in schools, where in my
view, it has no place at all. In response to this, “We are all
each other’s teachers and all each other’s students” is a
fundamental statement of equality and the premise on which I
base all my interactions with students.
Rosh Hashanah is literally translated as “head of the year”.
13th September this year made it 5768 in the Jewish calendar, a
number which if nothing else, indicates a paradox between
humanity’s attempts to “manage” time and nature’s irreversible
charge to infinity. Other than the shape of an earthly day and
lunar or solar year, all other methods of measuring time are
inventions of humanity.
Of course, at this time of year, Hanukkah happens. Also known as
the “Festival of Lights” it is an eight day Jewish holiday which
(as all Jewish holidays) is rooted in historical fact. It
commemorates the rededication of the second temple in Jerusalem
in the second century and is observed by the ceremonial daily
lighting of candles on a special eight part candelabra, or
“Hannukiah”. There is an extra light called a “Shamash” (which
means “Guard”) which is traditionally placed higher than the
others and in a distinct location. Two minutes from where I
lived in the centre of Jerusalem, there was a historic and
romantic residential area of narrow alleyways and low level
white stone villas called Nachla’ot. It was a magical place at
Hanukkah; every window would be lit with Hannukiah and it was
like walking through a great temple. Golden light shone from
every house, creating improbable patterns on the white stone
walls, rendered Prussian blue by the night.
And so to Christmas and the western New Year. The strategic
decision to unite an essentially pagan festival with the
celebration of Christ’s birth is relatively new; a winter
festival has been a quintessential festival of the year for many
cultures for millennia. By placing Christmas in December, the
early Church enticed pagan Romans to convert to Christianity
without losing their own winter celebrations. A case of
pragmatism meeting idealism, you might say, or politics perhaps?
Dan Brown wasn’t the first to make allusions to the prominent
gods and goddesses of religions whose birthdays were celebrated
on December 25th, including Mithras, Sol Invictus and Ishtar.
Jesus Christ, according to which evidence you prefer, was born
in either May or September.
For all the rampant consumerism of 21st century Christmas, it is
the spiritual epiphany of this time of year which resonates most
strongly with me. It is a time for reflection, for
introspection, a time of celebration and a time of thanksgiving.
I don’t think you have to be a believer in Jesus as Messiah to
be able to recognise that he was (or is) a special person, to
whom we might look for lessons in humility and love.
Thus, as I look back over the past twelve months, I’d like to
publicly recognise a few people who have made this year a
special one for me and my family. James and Anita Abraham, you
are special people, full of strength, compassion and faith. Paul
Strachan, your friendship has become a central part of my being.
Dan Dorothy (our editor), you are steadfast, an unyielding light
in the darkness. Peter Malhotra, thank you for your enduring
support, sense of fun, loyalty and friendship. And thank you to
all of you reading this, critics, friends and foes alike. I
honestly appreciate all the feedback you send and the time you
take to send it. I wish you all health and happiness for the New
Years, all of them. And in closing, to those “non-believers”
such as students who tell me, “I don’t believe in God,” I say,
“Indeed, you do not. But God believes in you.”
Next week: The day the wall came down
Doc English, the Language Doctor:
Teaching Listening
Hello! Welcome back to the column that tries to switch your
children on to learning English. This week we look at ways of
developing your child’s listening skills.
Last week we looked at ways of creating a communicative need (or
reason) for children to speak in English at home. I suggested
creating English ‘zones’ in the house (where English is the only
language spoken), or a daily ten minute ‘English Time’ with your
kids. In fact, any opportunity that you spend with your child
has the potential to become a lesson in English. The trick is to
be patient and to reward your child’s every effort, not to
over-correct their mistakes and to gently introduce new grammar
and vocabulary at an even pace. Pay attention to what your child
is trying to say, rather than how they say it. Show interest in
the subject they are talking about and ask them questions. This
will encourage them to experiment more with the language.
This week we look at ways of improving your child’s listening
skills. Just like babies, older children and adults need to
listen to a lot of English before they can build enough
knowledge of the language to speak it confidently. You can help
develop your child’s listening skills by providing plenty of
listening practice on a daily basis. Talk aloud while you are
doing things together and constantly explain what you are doing,
how and why you are doing it. For example, when shopping,
explain what you will buy. Describe a product (colour, shape,
etc.) and its function (to eat, clean, use in the kitchen,
etc.). Ask your child to find the item for your shopping basket,
based on your description. Train your children to listen and
learn by modeling speech and language patterns (talking) and by
and asking your child questions as you carry out your daily
routines together.
Back home, before carrying out a listening activity I find it’s
best to get the children to sit comfortably and ensure that I
have their full attention (not easy sometimes!). Teach your
child the importance of:
1. Good ‘Sitting’
2. Good ‘Listening’ and
3. Good ‘Looking’
Children’s understanding will be greater if they are looking
directly at you when you speak. They can pick up visual clues to
what you are saying from your facial expressions, gestures, tone
of voice and intonation so use these to your advantage. Don’t
just rely on words to carry the message across. Remove any
distractions, such as toys and other family members! Reward your
child with a sticker if they manage the three steps each and
every time you sit down to learn together.
A good way to develop listening skills in early learners is
through a method called ‘Total Physical Response’, or ‘T.P.R.’
for short. Basically, it works just like the game ‘Simon Says’.
Make it a regular activity and your child will soon learn all
the commands they will need to understand to survive during
their first few English lessons at school. Play TPR every day.
Ask your child to ‘Stand up’, ‘Sit down’, ‘Get a book’, ‘Open
the book’, etc. Dedicate 10 minutes every day to this activity
and make a game of it. Provide some kind of reward if they do it
well. If your child responds incorrectly, don’t criticise them.
Just smile, model how it should be done and then try again the
next day. Repeat daily until they get it right.
Many children’s songs provide a great way of developing
listening skills, as many involve a physical response. Check out
the many songs and stories at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies.
The Holey Cokey is my personal favourite. As well as teaching
simple commands, it also helps children learn the names of parts
of the body. It’s good fun too.
If the children are older, try using more complicated
instructions in longer and longer sequences. For example, you
can ask them to; ‘Stand up, run to the window and open the
window!’ If you have more than one child learning English, make
them compete against each other to see who can complete the
activity quicker.
For older children, I find that teaching using Talking Books
(usually available on CD from larger book shops) can be a good
way of developing listening skills. Talking Stories are also
available on the internet, some with text and some without.
Provide your child with questions to answer whilst they read, to
ensure they follow the story closely. Questions could include
‘Who are the characters’, ‘What happened in the beginning /
middle / end of the story?’, etc. Providing your child with
questions will ensure that they become active listeners (and not
passive) during each listening exercise. You might also try
Children’s Radio. http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/radioplayer or
BBC News and Radio online for non-fiction news stories. Children
can also make their own talking books using a microphone and
then listen to their stories to help them self-correct their own
speech.
When you are teaching your child a new word, be aware of the
speed that they can follow speech in English and their
limitations; try not to speak too quickly and provide a visual
clue if you can (such as a picture flashcard). Try not to ‘Ummm’
and ‘Errr’ and don’t use words with too many syllables at first.
Don’t use too many words at once or too many idioms. Speak a
little slower than you normally would and speak clearly,
pronouncing end consonants and not trailing off towards the end
of the sentence. As far as you can, use normal speech with
natural intonation and normal grammar patterns. Don’t be tempted
to skip grammar and speak ‘Thinglish’ (Thai/English mixed
together) as this won’t improve your child’s understanding in
the long run and it will also reinforce errors. You can allow
your child to talk using ‘Thinglish’ at first, but you should
suggest gentle improvements to their speech over time to improve
their fluency. If your child does not understand you the first
time, don’t be tempted to SHOUT! It’s not their hearing that’s
the problem – just the way you are presenting the new
vocabulary.
When you are reading to your child, you should remember to ask
questions frequently to check that they are listening and
following the text. Ask them to describe what happened in the
story, or point to the illustrations and see if they have listen
and that they understand who the main characters are, or what
they are doing.
Next week we focus more on developing Speaking Skills. I hope
you enjoyed this week’s column. Practice ‘Active Listening’
yourself. Remember that ‘A good listener is not only popular
everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something’. Listen
to your child and they will learn to listen to you.
That’s all for now folks! Remember, you can send your questions
or suggestions to me via the Pattaya Mail, or you can email me
at [email protected]. I hope to hear from you soon!
Let’s go to the movies:
by Mark Gernpy
Now playing in Pattaya
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem: US Action/Horror/Sci-Fi –
In this sequel, the two species of monsters continue their epic
battle on earth. A Predator scout ship crash lands in a Colorado
town, and the Aliens on board manage to escape and kill all of
the Predators except one. This last remaining Predator is the
star of the movie, for whom we all must root, as he tries to
destroy all the Aliens as well as the horrific Predalien that
was spawned at the very end of the last film. You must remember
him: he burst from the chest of a Predator, and as we all know
Aliens take on certain characteristics of the host (such as
bipedalism, as seen in Aliens that come from humans). Thus a
‘Predalien’ is simply an Alien that resembles a Predator.
Remember, there will be a quiz on this! Rated R in the US for
violence, gore, and language.
Konbai The Movie: Thai Romance/Comedy – Usual low-class Thai
comedy with the usual stars, mostly from television.
Yen Pe Le Semakute: Thai Low Comedy/Action – With Jaturong
Mokjok. Though the film is directed by Poj Arnon, responsible
for the groundbreaking and award-winning Bangkok Love Story,
this is a far cry from that excellent film. This is just an
ordinary low-class comedy with well-known television and movie
stars.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets: (see movie review on this
page)
I Am Legend: US Action/Drama – I think the first two-thirds is
fascinating and a great movie, with a superb Will Smith,
surprising in the depth of his acting; then it degenerates into
a typical zombie/vampire flick. The number one film in Thailand
at the moment. Will Smith plays a scientist responsible for
releasing a terrible virus that was unstoppable and incurable.
Somehow immune, he is now the last human survivor in what is
left of New York City and maybe the world. He spends his time
trying to make contact with other survivors, working on a cure
to the virus using his blood, and killing vampires. There are
some fantastically eerie sequences of an empty New York City
covered with weeds that I find spooky and haunting. See it!
Generally favorable reviews.
The Warlords: Hong Kong Action/War – A heroic tale of the
breakdown of the friendship between three blood brothers when
one kills another to steal his wife, and the third seeks
revenge. Starring Jet Li and Andy Lau, it’s one of the most
solid Chinese films I’ve seen in some time. Beautifully
photographed and directed, fine performances, a wide sweeping
story. Seems to be taking China by storm, and becoming a hit in
many parts of Asia. Unfortunately, here it’s in a Thai-dubbed
version only.
His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass: US/UK Adventure/Fantasy
– A grand, rich fantasy, beautifully done, remarkably detailed.
I was enchanted and captivated by it. Strangely, it has gotten
mixed or average reviews, and is something of a flop in the US,
but a hit internationally. See it anyway — it’s very enjoyable,
and eye-popping!
Alvin and the Chipmunks: US Animation/Comedy/Family – After
years of exposure on TV, the tiny trio makes their unimpressive
live action big-screen debut in this family comedy about the
singing chipmunks. The reviews pretty much agree that it’s
mediocre and immediately forgettable: the characters are
under-whelming in their appeal, and lack the charm of their
previous television incarnations. And, though cutely rendered,
the film suffers from a surfeit of potty humor and rehashed
kids’ movie formula. Mixed or average reviews.
Pong Lang Amazing Theatre: Thai Low Comedy – A down-on-his-luck
theatre owner tries to rescue his old, haunted theater from
oblivion with one last show. Crude and crass, it’s only for
those who like such things.
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