DINING OUT -  KHUN OCHA'S COOKBOOK & ENTERTAINMENT

The Bulls Eye

by Miss Terry Diner

Is it right on target?

The Bulls Eye Pub and Restaurant has been open on Third Road for a few months now, and the Dining Out Team decided to let it settle in before we descended to sample its wares.
The Bulls Eye is closer to North Pattaya Road and is on the left coming from North Pattaya, about 300 meters down and almost opposite the Pattaya Driving Range, or exactly opposite Ursula’s Antiques (if you are not a golfer). Incidentally, the term “bulls eye” was first used to designate the center of a target in 1833, so it is a game with some heritage.
The venue consists of a double shophouse frontage with a small seating area outside for the smokers, then inside, which is air-conditioned, there are alcove style tables along one side wall and then a sit-up bar along the other. At the rear there is a dedicated darts playing area. Then there is a second floor with six competition style dart boards which are used by the various darts leagues in Pattaya. For those who would like to try, the darts area downstairs is free of charge and darts are supplied. For those with a reasonable degree of skill, then there are some vacancies for the Monday night league.
When we arrived we were only moderately hungry, so we decided to try the dart board before we ate. With a couple of beers (draft Heineken B. 80 for a pint), we approached the pig bristle board, with our three darts each supplied by the happy ladies behind the bar. To keep score for us was the resident darts manager, Somsak, an ex-Thailand champion. I am not sure he was quite ready for players of our caliber, as Madame managed to transfix his foot with her first dart. However, like a true professional, he kept on smiling and kept our score. Our one singles event, best of 501, took half an hour - (it is difficult to hit the double-1), and we were well into our second cold beers before sitting down and perusing the menu.
The menu is predominantly English pub food, although there is an all-night kow tom at B. 75-90, and some Thai favorites at around B. 85-120, including the famous sai uea.
British soups are B. 110-120, salads include Greek, Caesar, tuna and salmon (B. 150-250), pies are B. 110-240, and most mains are in the B. 150-350 range, and include steak sandwiches (B. 280) and a mixed London grill (B. 350).
The following page has some steaks, including imported NZ beef and lamb chops (B. 350-480) for large 250 gm steaks. There are also blackboard specials, and on our night, the imported steak was only B. 350. Desserts include the archetypal English bread and butter pudding.
The Bulls Eye is a pub-style restaurant, with many TV screens around the walls showing both current and historic sporting events, and even a Frank Sinatra concert while we were there. The meals were in goodly portions and were cooked properly. In fact, I could not completely finish my hamburger which had arrived with fried egg, bacon, cheese and lettuce accompanied by a large serving of chips, coleslaw and tomato (B.180). Madame, as usual, rose to the occasion and scoffed her plate of cod and chips with tartar sauce and vinegar and salt (B. 260), but was unable to make the desserts section.
For anyone who enjoys a game of darts, this is certainly the venue for you, having been set up with darts as the ‘raison d’etre’. You do not have to be of championship skill, but practice does make perfect. Madame managed to avoid Somsak’s foot for the rest of the evening.
By the way, there is a promotion on Penfolds Bin 407 Cabernet Shiraz for the next week, making the price only B. 2,800 - but you have to drink it on the premises (no taking it down to Carrefour to re-sell it)!
Bulls Eye Pub and Restaurant, 3/110-111 Moo 6, Third Road (opposite Ursula’s Antiques, about 300 meters from North Pattaya Road), telephone 038 370 701, fax 038 370 702, email bullseye@thoss. co.th. Open seven days from 4 p.m. until late, on-street parking.


Elephant and onion stew

This recipe is one I bring out every couple of years or so, and it still makes me smile. It was given to me by David Levine, a chef who had been in Thailand for some time, so was au fait with the ingredients. The principal constituent is freely available in Thailand, and in fact, you would probably be in line for a City Administration grant if you took a couple from the streets any night. The rabbits are harder to find, but I believe you can get them on special order at supermarkets. It is not a quick stir-fry in the wok on the street behind the kitchen, but apparently is worth the effort.

Cooking Method:
Cut elephant into bite sized pieces - preferably put aside around four months for this part. Cook over a kerosene fire for three months, or until tender. Now add onions, salt, pepper and flour and cook until done, generally around two days. If more people arrive than expected then add the rabbits at this final stage (do this only if necessary, as most people don’t like hares in their soup).

Ingredients      Serves 3000
Elephant                            1 large
Pepper                              ½ pail
Salt                                  2 pails
Onions                         4 bushels
Water                         93 gallons
Flour                                6 pails
Rabbits (optional)                     2