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Modern Medicine

Heart to Heart with Hillary

Learn to Live to Learn

DOC ENGLISH Teaching your kids how to learn English

Let’s go to the movies

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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

The Ugly, The Bad and The Good

Part 1 - The Ugly

The extent of the global credit crisis was felt close to home for Wall Street last month with the collapse of the once-venerable investment bank Bear Stearns. The Fed responded to the threat of catastrophe with some extraordinary manoeuvres. On March 18 the Fed slashed interest rates by 75 basis points, adding to big cuts over recent months. As the takeover of Bear was being finalized, the Fed extended lending through its discount window, usually reserved for commercial banks, to all bond dealers. For the first time, investment banks have a lender of last resort.
Meanwhile, other central banks have been doling out liquidity too - the Bank of England, the Bank of Japan and the ECB have all jumped on the bandwagon - although none has eased monetary policy with anything like the Fed’s urgency. Whereas the Fed fears recession and financial collapse, most central banks elsewhere, quite rightly, also have one eye on inflation / stagflation.
This difference in emphasis continues to feed into the currency markets. The dollar continues to tumble against other leading currencies. It is now at its weakest since the era of floating exchange rates began in 1973, following below ¥ 100 for the first time in 12 years and reaching new lows against the euro and the Swiss franc over the month. Partly the prices of commodities jumped, oil climbing above $100 a barrel, and gold soaring above $1,000, partly in response to US$ woes. At these nosebleed levels, we were happy to take profits - both oil and gold subsequently backed off 10-15% before rallying again.
On the economic front there were fresh signs that America’s economy is in trouble. The index of consumer confidence fell from 76.4 in February to a five-year low of 64.5 in March. The S&P/Case-Shiller home-price index, which covers ten large cities, fell by 11.4% in the year to January, the largest decline since the series began in 1987. Sales of new homes fell by 1.8% in February, to the lowest level in 13 years. Despite a spot rise in sales of existing homes in February, these were still 23.8% lower than a year earlier.
Most economists now believe that the US slipped into recession in the early part of this year. Consumer confidence crumbled and durable goods orders fell significantly underlining the impact of the slowing economy and weakening consumer confidence on business spending. According to the Commerce Department, corporate profits fell 3.3% in the final three months of 2007, much more than the 0.1% drop that economists had predicted, amid one of the worst banking crises in decades. The slide in home prices is the biggest monthly drop on record and dampens hopes that the US housing market may be close to a bottom.
In the UK during this quarter the Bank of England’s Monetary Policy Committee made it clear that they will not move to cut rates dramatically like the US Federal Open Market Committee. Britain’s economy is heading “into much jumpier waters” according to Richard Lambert, director-general of the CBI, as the employers’ organization marked down its latest economic forecast to account for the deepening credit crisis. The CBI believes the credit crisis will prolong a necessary economic slowdown that was already underway. The UK residential property sector continues to show signs of weakness with house prices rising the least since 1996 in March.
Official statistics showed that capital spending by Japanese companies fell by 7.7% - or by more than expected - in 4Q07. This was the sharpest fall in capital spending in five years. The Ministry of Finance also published data that showed that companies’ recurring earnings fell - in year-on-year terms - for the second consecutive quarter because of higher costs of raw materials (and, in particular, fuel). Going forward, the strength of the yen - which reached a three-year high against the US dollar over the month - will also probably constrain company profits. Government data also showed Japanese companies have turned pessimistic about business conditions, as a spike in oil and many other raw material costs have squeezed profit margins.
For the second consecutive month, Japan’s Cabinet Office lowered its assessment of the country’s economic prospects and, in doing so, added to concerns that the economy is losing momentum. Official statistics showed that, in January, output fell by2.2%, or by the most in a year. The Cabinet Office also noted that volatility in global financial markets (and, in particular, the weakness of the major Japanese stock market indices) had been unhelpful. A significant positive development, however, has been the recovery in housing starts, which have slumped over the last nine months as a result of the introduction of new regulations. In addition, Japan’s exports rose a little more than expected in February from a year earlier as solid shipments of goods to Asia and Europe made up for a fall in exports to the US.
Some analysts doubt if Japan will really decouple from the US economy in coming months. They remain worried about the outlook for the US economy, which remains a major, if no longer the largest, destination for Japanese exports. Economists have warned that exports, the key drive of Japan’s economic recovery, could lose steam in the first half of this year as the global credit turmoil shows no sign of abating. Economists now expect the Bank of Japan’s closely watched tankan survey due out on April 1 to show a broad slide in the business mood as well as lacklustre capital spending plans. The central bank, now without a full-time governor for the first time in more than 80 years, is expected to keep interest rates on hold at 0.5% for the time being.
In its annual report the UN’s Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific said that Asian economies remained relatively immune to the credit crunch in the US and Europe but faced heightened uncertainty as the subprime crisis continued to unravel. The report cited Taiwan, Singapore and South Korea as being the most vulnerable to the impact of a US recession and further declines in the dollar, given their dependence on high-technology exports. Indonesia, Thailand and the Philippines would suffer to a lesser degree. Growth in the region was forecast to moderate this year but would be a robust 7.7%
Even with a relative slowdown in the pace of growth in exports, China remains on track to record another huge trade surplus this year, of about $260bn according to one estimate. However, February’s inflation rate of 8.7% was the highest in 12 years, raising fears that China’s inflation could feed into higher prices elsewhere. The implications of the higher-than-expected data are that China’s monetary policy will have to be tightened more aggressively, policy uncertainty from other ad hoc measures will intensify and growth is facing further downside risks.
Elsewhere, the Bank of Korea noted that South Korea achieved economic growth of 1.6% in 4Q07, as both exports and business investment picked up. Year-on-year growth was revised to 5.7%, the fastest pace for nearly two years. Corporate and construction investment rose by 2.1% and 1.2% respectively in 4Q07. However, private consumption growth slowed from 1.3% in 3Q07 to 0.8% in 4Q07. India’s economy may grow at the slowest pace in four years in the next 12 months as a global slowdown reduces foreign investment and curbs exports. However, the country is still expected to grow in 2008-9 at 8%.
To be continued…

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

The problems with going digital

Regular readers of this column will have noted that I have forsaken my Nikon film cameras, which were my standby for many years, and have (finally) taken up digital photography.
I had done the conversion rather slowly, initially scanning my photos and storing the electronic form of the photo image in the computer, to be manipulated further if needed. This rather long-winded procedure meant that I was converting a negative into a positive print, then scanning into a digital image. Two steps, each capable of losing definition.
I then began having my negatives turned into CDs, rather than printing the images and scanning them. This way I could import the images in digital form directly into my computer via ACDC and then do the final crop, fix lop-sided horizons etc through Adobe Photoshop.
Undoubtedly there will be those folk who are very computer savvy who would say I should have used this or that software, but I am not a computer geek, I am purely someone who uses a computer. My editors need images at 300 dpi (stands for dots per inch, they tell me) and that is what I supply.
Of course, by still using my film Nikon to capture the images, I was left in the situation whereby I did not know definitely that I had a usable image until the film was developed. I was also at the mercy of the boy who changed the photochemicals in the autoprocessor. Crispness in the final image could easily be compromised at that stage.
So I have finally entered the digital era, choosing a camera with electronics from an electronics manufacturer and the lens from a lens manufacturer. This has, I believe, given me the best of both worlds. If you are going the electro-trickery route, use a manufacturer who knows and understands all the subtleties of LCDs and pixels and all of that stuff which I don’t really want to know, but why then get that manufacturer to make optical glass lenses? Surely a recognized lens manufacturer would be better? The end result was my purchasing a camera made by Panasonic with a lens from Leica. Both of these firms being accepted as in the top of their respective leagues.
Having used the camera for a few weeks now, I feel I am in a better position to look critically at its performance. Whilst it has several buttons on the body of the camera and one master dial, it still needs much fiddling around in its menu system. Granted, the five drop-down menus seems to cover everything a photographer might want, but I still find it fiddly, pushing buttons to go from one menu screen to another, just to change some aspect.
Having said that, after an afternoon of button pushing and scrolling down the various menus, I now have a camera that automatically takes a bracket of three images, and I dictated the half a stop difference either side of the selected exposure setting. I also set the viewfinder up with a grid system, giving me the intersection of thirds as well as indicating verticals and horizons. All good clever photographic settings, but ones that could have been done with rotary dials, rather than giving my thumb cramps getting the setting I wanted. I also worry that one day I might lose the Operating Instructions manual, all 135 pages of it, and be forced to push buttons aimlessly forever, while hoping I stumble across the settings I want!
Now the experienced digital user will probably say that all I have to do is practice a little more, so that the menu selection becomes easy. Perhaps so, but I am still struggling with the remote on the TV, such is the level of digital technology skills possessed by this writer.
However, despite all that, I am loving the ‘instant’ gratification with the ability to instantly review the picture just taken, and the ability to delete images within the camera, and the sheer range of functions makes the Panasonic Lumix FZ50 the digital camera for me.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

The Nine-fingered Accountant

Lopping off a finger is a fairly traumatic experience, and usually associated with work. There are about 10,000 cases of job-related amputations in the United States each year; 94 percent of these involve fingers. Few statistics are available for the outcome of replantations, but with modern medicine (sorry, surgery) the success rate is increasing.
I did come across a report on a series of 208 digital replantations from the frigid zone within the People’s Republic of China. The extremely cold climate (down to 30 degrees below) presents the additional problem of warming the amputated digits prior to replantation without causing further damage. An overall replantation survival rate of 94 percent was reported, and this included 45 cases of multiple digit amputation. Clever people, these Chinese, but you never know, they might have been ‘copy’ fingers.
Now, to successfully sew the finger(s) back on needs the patient to appear fairly smartly at the hospital, and to also bring the missing digit. Despite some claims to the contrary, we are not yet at the stage of being able to grow new fingers for you.
I was reminded of this recently where an injured person arrived at ER with his nine good fingers, but without the 10th one that had been lopped off. The wound was clean and so the hand surgeon sent the patient’s friends off to find the missing finger, as there was a good chance of successful replantation. They appeared later with a bag of chicken giblets straight from the refrigerator, proclaiming the missing digit was inside. When the surgeon looked, the bag of chicken pieces, which still had the name of the supermarket on it, had not been opened! There was certainly no finger inside with the giblets, and all that could be done was to trim up the traumatic amputation, and hope that the patient was not an accountant.
So, provided the chap’s friends had managed to locate the missing finger, how do you transport missing body parts (people lop off more than their fingers, let me assure you)? To save the tissue from further damage, keep the amputated finger wrapped in clingfilm, preferably in a jar or cup with a lid. Do not put it directly in water as this will cause it to shrivel up and become unusable for the surgeon trying to reattach the finger. Put the container with the finger or whatever inside another large bag with cold water, to keep the amputated part cold. Some authorities say ice water, others say just cold water, and I tend to go along with the ‘cold’ concept.
Be sure to gather up all parts of a severed digit, no matter how small. The body cannot grow a new nail bed, the tissue directly under the nail, so being able to use the original tissue makes a big difference to whether a full reconstruction can take place.
Generally, the tissues will survive for about six hours without cooling, and if the part is cooled, tissue survival time is approximately 12 hours. Fingers, by the way (and not chicken giblets) have the best outcome for transportation survival, since fingers do not have a large percentage of muscle tissue.
The micro-surgery required to successfully replant fingers (and the other bits that get lopped off and offered to the ducks) is very exacting, as nerves, arteries and veins all have to be reconnected. Very often the surgeon has to shorten the finger, so that there is no tension on the sewn up structures. All this takes an enormous amount of time and patience. With one celebrated case in the UK, a woman lost six fingers and it took a team of surgeons working in relays to reattach all six fingers during 17 hours of microsurgery. It is said to be the first time so many fingers have been replanted in one operation.
Many other factors are involved in whether there is a successful outcome. Generally, severe crushing or avulsing (tearing away) injuries to the fingers make replantation difficult. Additionally, older persons may have arteriosclerosis impairing circulation, especially in small vessels.
But if you are unfortunate to cut off a finger, remember to bring it with you, not the chicken giblets!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
What with all the doom and gloom internationally about the world going into a recession, rice prices through the roof, petrol becoming a luxury, do you think this will produce an increase in costs in the red light areas in Thailand?
Bill
Dear Bill,
I am not sure what you mean, Bill. “Red light areas”? Do you mean under the traffic lights, but they also go orange and green and are ignored by all road users as being unimportant, so I presume that wasn’t what you meant. If you mean the bars, then you should be more specific, Petal. With rice, the staple food in Thailand doubling in price, one must expect that beer, the staple drink in the bar areas, will also be going up in price. I cannot think of any other costs in the bar areas, as prostitution is against the law, and therefore does not happen. Perhaps donations to one’s favorite Buffalo Rehabilitation Unit (BRU) may have to be increased, but this I am not sure of. I suggest discreet questions to the Mamasans might yield better results than asking me, after all, I don’t really follow the international stocks and share indices.

Dear Hillary,
What is the situation with Thai law when you split from a live-in girlfriend? Does she have any legal rights to your property, cars, houses and such. I’ve been with this girl for about a year, but it’s time to change, but she’s already got the hand out and wants the house and the car. Hand them over, or tough it out? What is your advice?
Jack
Dear Jack,
You are asking the wrong person, Petal. This is Hillary, with heart balm for those injured in love, not a lawyer specializing in marital problems, even though some days it seems like it. However, I would imagine that the crux of the matter hinges on whose name is on the ownership documents. Foreigners cannot own houses in Thailand in their own names, so many just put the house in the girlfriend’s name, which is not such a smart move if there is a break-up. (There are other ways of retaining ownership, such as formation of companies, mortgages, etc, but your friendly real estate agent can explain all those, not me). But remember if the piece of paper says it is hers, she is then legally entitled to it. Same goes with cars and other big ticket items. Since you went into the relationship, apparently knowing there would be a time to move on (“time to change” you wrote), then you should have been clever enough to protect your interests. See a lawyer.

Dear Hillary,
Are all the women in Thailand on the make? Every last one seems to have her hand into your wallet within days of going into a live-in relationship. At first it was money to buy groceries, and I thought that was great, looking after me. But then the grocery bill seemed to be going up all the time and the amount of food was going smaller. Then it was some to send to Mama, school fees (in a village school?) for her children being looked after by Mama, it just went on and on. That ended that one. Then the next one was the same, and the one after that. Is there one honest woman in Thailand?
Not an ATM
Dear Not an ATM,
Is there one honest woman in Thailand? Yes, me. Just send me your bank account details so I can see if you are a genuine match (woops, almost wrote ‘catch’ there) and really deserve me. Petal, have you ever wondered why the women you have formed a relationship with do this so easily? You are obviously looking for your paragon of virtue in an area selling commercial friendships. Quite frankly, you will not get a non-bar girl to just move in like that. However, when you select a lady who will move in tomorrow, then she will move out the day after that, once your financial support dries up. These are ‘mia chow’ (rented wives), and it is a purely financial relationship, with you spitting out the money, just like the ATM. It is time you began to look elsewhere and form a genuine bond with genuine women, and there are many of them. But you won’t find them in a bar.

Dear Hillary,
The beautiful girls of Thailand amaze me the way they can sit sideways so gracefully on the rear of a motorcycle. I have even seen one girl calmly drinking a glass of red wine as they threaded their way through the traffic. Do you know when did this custom start and do they fall off?
Side-saddle
Dear Side-saddle,
Traditional Thai dress has included the long wrap skirt for many years and the Thai women have ridden buffaloes, elephants and oxen, long before the invasion of the Japanese motorcycle. Riding side-saddle is an example of Thai practicality. Imagine wearing a tight skirt and trying to throw your leg over the rear of the Honda/Yamaha/Suzuki 125, the ideal motorcycles for a family of five. Impossible! But you can sit sideways. Do they fall off? Yes they do, but only when the rider loses control.


Learn to Live to Learn: with Andrew Watson

Until dawn

It had been too long since I had last been encased in a palatial retreat without recourse to wireless internet, telephone, television or DVD player and with neither hope nor desire of escape. Here I was, at three a.m. on a cold, dark morning, with a wind raging against the shutters, warmed by a roaring log fire and inspired by the most convivial company, talking with people with whom I shared a passion; international education.
It was one of those nights you never want to end. I felt like fortune was smiling upon us, to have brought us together again like this. Nick Hazell, IB Guru at TISA, Azerbaijan, had been joined by his partner, Jen Tickle, one of the leading lights in the IB Theatre world. Their bairn, sweet Emil, lay sound asleep upstairs. I reflected for a moment on my own rather happy paternal position, enjoying a period in my life where the kids are more or less “self-managing”, remembering with ill-founded nostalgia, as I looked at Nick and Jen, how bleary-eyed I had once been - it seemed to last for a few years. Ah, parenting, perhaps the most essential and difficult job in the world and the one, it appears, with the least formal training.
Back to the Barolo; it was holiday time after all and this “tar and roses” Italian wine was an appropriate companion for the night. From parenting, naturally the conversation moved to parent bodies in school, an integral aspect of the school community, elements of which are only too ready to get involved with school life. This, I observed, can have both positive and negative effects on how people feel about school and indeed, how well the school functions. When for instance, things are going badly awry and leadership demonstrates disinterest in rectifying serious issues, parental involvement in my experience, is necessary. However, when a parent assumes and expects some involvement in school affairs, things can very quickly get out of hand. I have certainly seen the ugly side of parents assuming too much weight in this regard.
But looking more closely at this phenomenon, Nick pointed out, “Many parents are eager to get involved in various aspects of school life and in various ways. Schools welcome this of course - anything that helps to strengthen the home-school partnership will have a positive impact on student learning. Speaking from my experience of schools that have students from fifty or more nations, it is important that a representational group of parents from a wide range of nationalities become involved. There tends to be a cultural factor involved in who steps forward, however. Without wishing to stereotype cultures, it can help to think of two contrasting cultural extremes - individualist versus collectivist. We find that parents who are predominantly from individualist cultural backgrounds that emphasise the importance of the individual and where it is acceptable to ‘do your own thing’, are the ones who step forward. It is entirely natural for people from these kinds of cultural backgrounds to act independently and put forward their own ideas and opinions. This is in contrast to people from a collectivist cultural background who will tend to value the harmony of the community over individual needs. There is a Japanese expression which translates as ‘the nail that sticks out will be hammered down’. It can be bad form for people within this cultural group to appear to disagree with anyone. It is important for any learning organisation to make sure that the needs of the whole community are addressed and that the agenda is not driven by the cultural group who shout the loudest. We cannot assume that just because alternative viewpoints have not been put forward they do not exist - it may simply be that we have not heard them because they are relevant to a part of the community for whom it would be inappropriate to make them known in a direct way.”
I had to admire the man’s intuitive sense of balance, reinforced as ever, by extensive reading. We mulled over Hofstede, toasted his health in fact. After Nick had alluded to individualist and collectivist cultural backgrounds, I wondered whether it would be possible to identify “Universals” in cross cultural terms?
“Whilst Pearce (1998) points out,” I argued, “that this notion is problematic, Gellar (my easy reading for the trip) in distinguishing between international schools and ‘internationally minded’ schools, a subtle but important difference, claims that a clear and unambiguous statement of universal values be made as an essential part of the ethos of international education. Whilst it is important to recognise that ‘international education’ is not necessarily synonymous with ‘international schools’, it would appear naïve to imagine that schools always shared the ideological goals of even the bodies that accredit and authorise them. Many schools appear afraid of becoming involved with values for fear of disenchanting parents, which is perhaps where ideology fails and financial imperative prevails.”
Nick appeared to be nodding, although he might just have been nodding off. We were on the same page now though, as indeed it appears, are esteemed educational gurus such as Bartlett, Ellwood & Davis.
At this stage of an evening, as dawn threatened to gate crash our party, not for the first time, Professor George Walker appeared in the conversation. Perhaps literally and metaphorically heralding a new dawn, we spoke of his inspirational leadership and commitment to changing the world for the better, nailing our ethical flags to the mast, as ever.
George said, “We exist to make the world a better place,” (2004) and it’s a statement that is rather difficult to disagree with. I took my book from the shelf (Gellar, 1993), found what I was looking for and read aloud; “What takes place in the minds of children as they work and play together with children of other cultures and backgrounds? It is the child experiencing togetherness with different and unique individuals; not just toleration but enjoyment of the differences … international schools are the building of bridges not of walls.”
A glimpse of ultramarine violet crept over the horizon. Dawn had arrived. It was time for bed.
Next week: Einstein had it right.


DOC ENGLISH Teaching your kids how to learn English:

Creating independent (active) learners

Phew! It’s so hot right now it’s hard to think about studying. However, with the end of the Songkran holidays and the start of a new (Thai) school year, your child may be facing a new class and teacher. So, what kind of teacher will they be getting? What kind of approach do they adopt to teaching and what is their opinion of the role of the student? Is the role of a student to sit, listen and speak only when spoken to (passive leaner), or to investigate, discuss, explore new ideas (active, autonomous learner)?
In traditional classrooms, teachers plan their lessons, control all the activities in the classroom and evaluate learning through tests and other forms of assessment. Students may have a fairly ‘passive’ role in the traditional classroom, listening and responding to the teacher when prompted and carrying out work that the teacher has provided. Generally only ‘right’ answers are accepted in such a classroom and wrong answers are swiftly corrected by the teacher.
These days it is becoming more acceptable for teachers to encourage students take more control of their learning and adopt more of an active role in their own learning. This does not mean that students are allowed to run around and do what they want, it simply means that they are allowed to have some say in how the lesson evolves and they are allowed some autonomy.
You might want to interview your child’s new teacher to find out how much autonomy he or she allows your child in the classroom. How much are children involved in the lesson? Are they dumb recipients, or active learners, allowed to shape the direction of the lesson? What approach does your child’s teacher adopt to the treatment of planning, materials, activities and feedback?
Planning
How far does the teacher adapt lessons according to their students’ needs? Is there a range of fun activities catering for different levels of language ability, or do the students all have to do the same work, regardless of their ability in English? Is there a fair balance between reading, writing, speaking, and listening activities? How far are books, displays, and other materials adapted to the Western/Thai way of life? Are books, etc., culturally sensitive, or mutually exclusive of your child’s own culture? Has your teacher made any effort to ‘customise’ lesson materials for their particular students, or do they teach ‘straight from the book’?
Materials
Are children encouraged to bring in their own materials to study from (e.g. Thai / English Dictionary, other materials in their own language)? Do they have access to and opportunities to ‘self study’ (e.g. library or computer room)? Are they allowed opportunities to talk about their own country and culture? Inspect your child’s class book. Are they allowed to write independently (‘free writing’) or does it look like they just regularly copy from a textbook? Does the teacher’s marking indicate that the students work is enjoyed, respected and celebrated? Is students’ work displayed around the classroom, or is it heavily augmented by the teacher and over-corrected with hyper-critical comments in red pen? Do the classroom displays look like they have been made by children or by adults? Often schools will only display the ‘best’ work (regardless of the effort a child may have put in) and will even go to the trouble of paying a teaching assistant to augment the work to make it look better to prospective parents!
Activities
How much autonomous interaction does the teacher allow in class? The classroom management and how the tables and chairs are arranged can be a good indicator. If the tables are separated, or children are regularly grouped by nationality, then this may inhibit their ability to communicate in and share their knowledge of the English language. Tables arranged in mixed (language) ability groups offer more opportunities for language exchange. If the teacher moves around the classroom and is rarely at their desk then they are probably a good facilitator, taking care of their students needs. If they allow the students to come to the front of the class and share their ideas, even better! There should be a great deal of interaction in the ‘active’ classroom, with lots of students talking, discussing different ideas, using and practicing the language as they work. This might make for a noisy classroom, however!
Are children allowed opportunities for discussion and are their comments valued or undermined? Are they allowed to digress and share their own experiences? Are ‘wrong’ answers valued as much as ‘right ‘ones? Are children unfairly criticized if they get an answer wrong? All answers are valid in the active classroom.
Feedback
Finally, students should be allowed time to reflect on what they have learnt and to share their thoughts and opinions on the lesson. Active learners should be given time to discuss at the end of a lesson and their ideas can be integrated into the planning of subsequent lessons. The opinions of all learners, however young, should be respected. If students are allowed to feel involved in their own learning this way, then they will probably be more motivated and learn more.
That’s all for this week mums and dads. As always, if you have any questions, suggestions or ice cream, you can mail me at: docenglishpattaya@ gmail.com. Enjoy spending time with your kids.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Nim’s Island: US Adventure/Family/Fantasy – Nim is a smart, independent 11-year-old who lives with her microbiologist father Jack on an uncharted South Pacific island. She has a life most kids would envy: no school, a host of tame animal friends, and a whole island to herself. Then her dad goes missing in a storm, and she turns for help to her favorite author of adventure stories. The film has impressive scenery, an unexpectedly funny performance by Jodie Foster as a neurotic writer who lives through her novels, and an unflaggingly spunky Abigail Breslin as the young heroine. An exhilarating and enchanting family picture, with enough inspirational messages for two movies. Mixed or average reviews.
Four Crossroads / Phobia: Thai Horror – four horror stories by four different directors.
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale: US Adventure/Action – Be advised that the director, Uwe Boll, is widely considered to be the worst movie director ever, and that includes Ed Wood. There’s even a petition out to forbid him from ever making another film, and it now has 208,056 signatures. This is a reworking of a video game, and a loose and cheap rip-off of “The Lord of the Rings.” Example of the writing style: “He has fallen into badness.” Reviews: Extreme dislike or disgust.
The Forbidden Kingdom: US Action/Adventure – I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. It’s a wrap-up and summary of every Kung Fu/martial arts movie ever made, encapsulating every known cliché, all of the standard shots of beautiful scenery, and nearly all the tricks of martial arts. If this is your first such movie, you don’t have to see any other. It’s all here! And done lovingly and with a great sense of humor and style by the tops in the business, the legendary Jackie Chan and Jet Li. I found it quite witty indeed, and continually poking fun at the genre, like the nearly impenetrable Buddhist words and concepts that only confuse (such as “The Gate of No-Gate”).
The story: An American teenager obsessed with Hong Kong cinema and Kung Fu classics discovers in a Chinatown pawnshop the legendary stick weapon of the Chinese sage and warrior, the Monkey King. With the lost relic in hand, the teenager unexpectedly finds himself traveling back to ancient China to join a crew of warriors from martial arts lore on a dangerous quest. Mixed or average reviews.
Horton Hears a Who!: US Animation/Family – With Jim Carrey. A whimsical and quite witty version of Dr. Seuss that I found completely delightful. An imaginative elephant named Horton hears a faint cry for help coming from a tiny speck of dust floating through the air. That speck houses an entire city named Who-ville, inhabited by the microscopic Whos, led by the Mayor. Despite being ridiculed and threatened by his neighbors, who think he has lost his mind, Horton is determined to save the particle. Generally favorable reviews.
Superhero Movie: US Action/Comedy – A send-up of superhero films, and I didn’t find it so bad after all. At least, I found myself laughing a great deal throughout. I particularly adored the terribly cruel portrait of the great Stephen Hawking, who, it turns out, is greatly frustrated sexually, being nearly unable to move and having to speak his come-on lines with a computer’s voice. There is also more farting in this movie than in half an average Thai comedy, meaning a lot. Generally negative reviews.
Street Kings: US Crime/Thriller – With Keanu Reeves. I found this a compelling, exciting film about an alcoholic LAPD detective forced to go up against the cop culture he’s been a part of his entire career. Rated R in the US for strong violence and pervasive language. Mixed or average reviews
Sex is Zero 2: Korea Comedy / Romance – a very popular (in Asia) college sex comedy that manages to be raunchy, funny, and sexy, in the style of American gross-out college comedies.
Orahun Summer: Thai Comedy / Drama – Misadventures of boy monks.
Scheduled
to open Apr. 30
Iron Man:
US Action/Adventure. This long-gestating project has Robert Downey Jr. as the superhero Tony Stark, a wealthy industrialist who is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident and ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil. With Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, and Ghostface Killah.
Scheduled for May 1
The Eye:
US Drama/Horror – A remake of the hugely successful Hong Kong film written and directed by two of my favorite filmmakers, the Pang brothers (Oxide Pang and Danny Pang). A young, blind violinist is given the chance to see for the first time since childhood through a corneal transplant. As she adjusts to a dizzying new world of colors and shapes, she is haunted by frightening visions of death itself capturing the doomed and dragging them away from the world of the living. Generally negative reviews.


Why laptop when you have a flash drive?

Did you wish you had a laptop so you can have all your work anytime, anywhere? I think it’s a bad idea carrying that heavy device with you when you travel. Why take the pains when you can now carry almost everything on a little device called “flash drive”?
Whatever you call it, a handy drive, a pen drive, a thumb drive or a flash drive, such a gadget was invented to give us mobility and portability of data. A flash drive (let’s stick to this name) has become a basic gadget for people who use multiple computers and of course for avid travellers. And the good part, as the storage capacity increases, the prices are dropping. As a 1GB flash drive is now at stock-clearance price, a 4GB is a must-have carry-around gadget. Most people use flash drives just for storing or transferring of work files, pictures, music, videos, etc. Little did they know that this little flashy device you carry around has a lot more capabilities than you ever imagined.
One of the most amazing capabilities a flash drive can do that I recommend you to explore is that you can now carry your essential applications with you wherever you go. And by essential applications I mean, all office applications like word processors and its crew, email applications, web browser, instant messengers, anti-viruses and even more. Once these applications are installed into your flash drive, never worry about having to find a computer with the software you need again.
Is it really possible to install entire software into that little device? Well, the question is an under-estimation of flash drives. Not only can you install just software, but also an operating system into that tiny gadget you hooked to your key ring!
So how does it work? Just download the standalone application and install it into your flash drive. When you are on the go, plug your flash drive into any Windows computer and just launch the applications you want to use. Yes, it’s that simple!
Here are a few essential applications you could start with:
Open Office Portable allows you to have your office life on the go. This install includes all office applications like word processor, spreadsheet, etc.
Portable Firefox, the admirable browser, comes to you in a portable version as well. All bookmarks that you saved are stored securely on the flash drive.
Portable Thunderbird is an email application that lets you carry your emails wherever you go. Send and receive emails from this application, running on your flash drive.
Pidgin Portable will never let you lose touch with your friends again. With this multi-network instant messenger, carry your buddy list with you and log on to your MSN, ICQ, Yahoo! or Google accounts when you want to chat with them.
GIMP Portable lets you edit your photos and images the same way you edit them on Adobe Photoshop. This is a credible image editing tool that you must consider giving a try.
These are just a few. All these applications are easily available for you to download at PortableApps (http://www.portableapps.com/), a website that specialises in providing you with a list of recommended portable applications. So start downloading and install it into your flash drives.
Having a second thought about your laptop now? Leave it behind! Go enjoy your vacation!

Site of the Week

Just for Geeks

Musicovery – www.musicovery.com
Music lovers will enjoy this. Listen to non-stop music while you define the genres, mood, tempo, year of release, etc. to your heart’s content. Even better, mark your favourite songs and ban the ones you hate.

To last week’s Just For Geeks – Answer and Win! question “What does Yahoo! stand for?”, here is the answer:
Yahoo! is short for “Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle”. This crazy long name was thought of in 1994 by two Electrical Engineering PhD candidates at Stanford University, David Filo and Jerry Yang. Today, Yahoo! is the number one website in the world.
That wasn’t too easy was it? We received a few answers to that and after a lucky draw we have Royanne and Kik as the two lucky winners to take away Carvery for two at Jameson’s The Irish Pub voucher each. Congratulations!
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Till next week… Tata ;-)