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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

Not all funds let you down, part 1

Everyone (who reads this column) knows that Midas Capital is the fund advisor for MBMG International. However, we do also listen to other people. The Lansdowne UK Equity Fund is the largest holding in the Turnstone European fund, which along with Orbis, Berkshire Hathaway and GAA makes up the majority of our equity exposure right now. Lansdowne is a long/short equity fund - it takes exposure to equities that it will believe will appreciate and short sells those that it thinks will depreciate. Theoretically, therefore, it has the capacity to yield returns in all conditions. That, at least, is the theory. Just look at the practice in June 2008, it gained 3.5% whereas the FTSE lost 7.35%. So far this year it is up by 14.8% and FTSE is down by 13.11%. Since launch, in August 2001, it has made a gross return of 378.12% (FTSE has made 7.2%).
We have long been impressed by the fund, but in June we were staggered! How do they manage that? Exposure levels continue to be reduced in response to the lack of judicious use of short and index options is the easy answer.
What do they expect to happen in the future?
“Looking forward there is no doubt that the near-term outlook is as difficult as we can recall. We would accept that there is a lack of certainty to analysis at a macro level. As such, a good deal of our recent moves in portfolio structure has been designed to seek to limit thematic risk while retaining what we feel are strong stock and industry views.” [Please note that all quotes in this article are from Lansdowne]
Like us, they think anything could happen and, like us, they have a structure for any near-term market moves that are driven by a desire from investors to reduce risk. As we have learned, such periods can provide very indiscriminate share-price movements.
As ever, our goal in such an environment will be to manage the portfolio risk appropriately, through such dislocations, while retaining flexibility to take advantage of the mispricing created to driven medium-term returns. Markets had a dreadful month as investors reacted to a range of negative news. To our minds the underlying connection between these concerns was a sense that policy-markers had run out of responses to recent problems. Such a feeling inevitably led to a fear that the current downturn would be deeper and more elongated than previously imagined.
From an Anglo-Saxon perspective this had two main elements. First, the attempt by monetary authorities to keep policy loose in response to declining property prices appeared to have been trumped by rising commodity prices. This worked in two ways. First, it placed a limit on future policy-moves in the need to avoid cost pressures translating to broader inflation. Secondly, it actually has ended up rendering the attempt to loosen conditions void, as consumer discretionary spending was impacted by rising basic goods prices and financing cost rose in line with higher bond yields.
So the extra cash than Central bankers put into the system was converted almost directly into inflation and ended up ‘eating’ itself. Not what ‘Helicopter Ben’ had intended at all.
Lansdowne also make the point that, “The other, less appreciated, aspect of policy was the attempt by regulators to provide a period of grace for credit markets to allow the banking system to recapitalize. In underwriting credit market liquidity and encouraging financial equity-raising post Bear Stearns, it was hoped that the system could stabilize, limiting the degree to which debt-financed asset prices would fall. This move also ran into problems during June as losses sustained by equity investors on such capital-raising began to materially impact their willingness to provide incremental funds. Such a move would, if sustained, prove particularly worrisome as it would force financial institutions into another round of deleveraging, with obvious economic and financial market consequences.”
So the plan to buy the time needed during a possible recession so as to shore up the system was working but now it has to be said, it is time for a new tack.
“With it becoming increasingly clear that initial policy reaction to the credit had failed, attempts to change tack were made. More hawkish noises emerged from the US to limit inflationary fears and attempts were made to directly influence problem markets through supply expansion in oil and disclosure changes in equity markets. The lack of any immediate benefit from such moves, however, led to fears actually being reinforced as the market effectively said that not only had Plan A ran out of steam but Plan B was not going to work either.”
So, how on earth did Lansdowne do so well? They increased short exposure to infrastructure, life assurance and UK consumer-related areas, and long exposure to Inmarsat and QinetiQ, while existing mining positions retained gains made earlier in the quarter.
Over the last quarter a significant proportion of returns have come from the long positions in mining and short positions in financials, at both a sectoral and stock-specific level.
Within mining, BHP Billion, their largest holding by some way, delivered returns of nearly 30% in the quarter, more than double its immediate peers. Meanwhile, in financials, their balance-sheet analysis proved helpful in identifying vulnerabilities in companies across several sub-sectors (notably UK banks, life assurance, investment banks and infrastructure funds).
Amongst the shorts, the negative view on UK-related shares worked well, particularly in the house building sector.
Equally importantly, the fund managed to avoid any material losses in the quarter, despite the volatile environment.

Attribution by long, shorts and option positions for June is show below:
Gross Return      Long Positions       Short Positions    Options
June 2008           -5.8%                      10.7%                   0.2%
Next week: And what do they expect to happen and plan to do about it?

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

There is so much more to photography than record shots

What’s a ‘record shot’? That is easy to explain - it is any photograph where you are merely recording some event, and neither technique, nor art, nor equipment matters. Record shots are those you take of your wife at the beach with her sister and your brother-in-law. You know what I mean, and you have taken lots of them in your lifetime. Line ‘em up, “Big smile” and click it’s done.
Here’s a simple (and cheap) way to put some art into your photography by using filters, without having to buy expensive filter kits. Filters can be used with any camera, film, digital, compact or SLR, but digital will certainly give you an instant result. I also believe in not spending too much on filters, and when I say cheap, the first one costs 1 baht (and is recoverable) and gives you a center-spot soft focus filter. It will enhance portraits, particularly of women, giving a soft dreamy look to the photo. Using this filter this just means the center is in focus and the edges are nicely soft and blurred. This effect is used by portrait and wedding photographers all over the world to produce that wonderful “romantic” photograph.
You will need one can of hairspray, a one baht coin and a clear piece of glass or plastic (perspex) around 7.5 cm square. This piece of perspex needs to be as thin as possible to keep it optically correct. One supply source can be hardware shops, glaziers and even picture framers.
Having cut out your square, put the coin in the center of the perspex and then gently wave the hairspray over the lot. Let it dry and gently flick the coin off and you have your first special effects filter - the center spot soft focus.
Now set your camera lens on the largest aperture you can (around f5.6 or f4 is fine). Focus on your subject, keeping the face in the center of the screen. Bring up your magic FX filter and place it over the lens and what do you see? The face is in focus and the edges are all blurred! You’ve got it. Shoot! Take a few shots, especially ones with the light behind your subject. Try altering the f stop as well, as this changes the apparent size of the clear spot in the middle. Simple, cheap and easy art.
Here is another, the Super Sunset Filter. This one will give you that wonderfully warm “tropical sunset” which will make people envious that they aren’t over here to enjoy such spectacular endings to the day. To produce the warm glow, just take off your sunglasses and place one side over the lens. It’s that simple! Just look at the difference yourself, with and without the sunnies. The camera will see it the same way.
Soft romantic effects can be produced super inexpensively as well. The first is to gently breathe on the end of the lens just before you take the shot. Your warm breath will impart a “mist” to produce a wonderfully misty portrait, or that early morning mist look for landscapes. Remember that the “misting” only lasts a few seconds, so make sure you have the camera pre-focussed and ready to shoot. If you have control over the aperture, try around f4 as well.
Here’s another. Use a piece of stocking (pantyhose) material. Stretch it over the lens and tie it on with a rubber band. Cut a small hole in the middle and go ahead and shoot romantic portraits.
There are also other ways of bending, refracting or just generally fooling the camera’s lens system. This you do by holding transparent materials in front of the lens when taking your photographs. I suggest you get small pieces of glass or perspex (around 10 cm by 10 cm) and use these as the final filter. You can even use semi-transparent material like shower screen glass. The concept is just to produce a “different” effect, one that the camera will pick up. It is very difficult to predict the outcomes in these situations, but you can be pleasantly amazed at some of the results. The main idea is to give it a try!


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Cheap drugs - are they safe?

I have written about cheap brand medications before, but the topic is recurring. Cheap (generic) drugs are always a topic for discussion in medical forums. Most people here know that you can buy “brand name” medications, which tend to be expensive, or you can buy “copy” drugs that tend to be cheap.
Let’s just clear up what ‘generics’ is all about. What you have to first realize is that all medications are chemicals, and somebody in some research lab somewhere ‘invented’ it - these days, medical drugs are not naturally occurring substances. The ‘trade name’ for the chemical compounds is then owned by the manufacturing company, for example, the trade name ‘Valium’ is the compound diazepam, or ‘Viagra’ which is ‘sildenafil’. ‘Valium’ and ‘Viagra’ are the trade names, while diazepam and sildenafil are generics.
When you buy ‘Valium’, you are getting the diazepam chemical as invented by that manufacturer, with all the purity and quality controls that a major manufacturer has to abide by. However, when you buy diazepam tablets, these can come from a little factory on a back street in Bangladesh or Pakistan, with none of the hygiene standards being applied that you would expect! Likewise, your cheap blue diamonds, gentlemen, before you start laughing!
The large pharmaceutical companies legitimately say that if they do not have patent protection, they cannot recoup the cost of the development of the drug - in some cases, multi millions of dollars, and then develop even newer ones. However, if after it has been invented, Pakkypharm Pills produce the drug cheaply after zero costs have been outlaid for its research, this is unfair.
In some ways it is worse than ‘copy CDs’ where the artist is not getting paid for his work from the royalties coming from the sale of the CD. Sure you get a cheap CD, but the artist has been ‘robbed’.
Through this minefield walks the medical profession. In the developed world, on one side are the large pharmaceutical companies saying that they need the sales to cover and sponsor future research, but on the other side stands the government, saying that the public purse cannot afford these expensive medications, when cheaper, but chemically the same, alternatives are available. These two opposing sides have arguments that are quite understandable.
In the developing world it is a little different. The end point consumer does not have the money to buy the expensive original research manufacturer’s tablets, and neither do the governments (who in most cases do not have an all-encompassing health care system).
To make it even more contentious, there are medications that could be called ‘essential’ for life. The ones that come immediately to mind are the AIDS treatment drugs. Can you justify withholding treatment from the poor (people or countries) just on price protectionism policies? Figures that have been published in Thailand recently claim that the same medication is available at costs to the consumers between 300,000 baht and 12,000 baht per year. For the poor, one is affordable, the other is not. For government or charity purses, ditto.
My stance on generics falls between the two extremes. For non-essential drugs I believe the original manufacturer deserves a patent period and generics should not be sold within that time frame. During that time frame I would prescribe by trade name only and not generic. This covers medications such as yet another BP reducing tablet, of which there are scores, or another non-earth shattering antibiotic. These are not essential as there are many alternatives.
However, for essential medications, generics should be allowed and offered to developing nations, and to the poor, even though this may be within the patent time frame. In other words, let those who can afford it pay, and those who cannot should be assisted by the manufacturer, who can make their own generic equivalent, as well as licensing other manufacturers to make their drug.
So where do you fit into all this? First make sure that the ‘copy’ drug does contain what it is supposed to and that the drug is released from the tablet/capsule in the strength indicated. Or let your doctor prescribe - it’s much safer!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
With your extensive knowledge and wisdom I would like to hear how you would deal with my problem. On 28th January, I must board the klm flight back to the UK and I am developing “klmitis”. Surely you can find a way for me to prolong my stay here in fun city. I mean for all the moans about Pattaya, it is not till you need to return to the UK that you realize this. The UK is cold and wet, the beer is less enjoyable, the ladies less enchanting and my job as an Edinburgh taxi driver is tedious and pays only enough for me to venture here four times a year, so please, please give me the remedy to my klm illness. I see lots of other sprightly chappies darting around here so obviously they have been drinking from your fountain of wisdom; please enlighten me so that I don’t have to return to Edinburgh and my taxi on the 28th. - please, please.
Tormented Tam

Dear Tormented Tam,
Oh, I do feel so sorry for you, my Petal, and I am sorry I couldn’t get you an answer before January 28, but letters not attached to French fizzwater or Belgian chocolates do not go to the top of the pile. I’m sure you would understand these things. You don’t take the customers from the rear of the rank, do you. But I do feel for you. Trundling up and down Princess Street, up to see Mons Meg with frozen tourists. No wonder you miss Pattaya and the weather, never mind the beer and the ladies.
Now one of the things you have to do to get over “klmitis” is to give up on your current carrier and fly THAI instead. They need the money, Tam (O’Shanter?). But then again, so do we all. (That reminds me, I must have a chat to the editor about my salary. I can’t even afford that awful sugary Spy stuff after it went up 25 satang. You won’t get much of a hangover from the old Spy fountain of wisdom, I tell you!)
However, in the meantime, I do have a better job for you in Edinburgh. Apply as the guide for the Camera Obscura. You know all the landmarks from your cabbie experience, and you would stay warm and dry indoors, up there on the Royal Mile.
I look forward to hearing from you next time you are in town, but do you speak English? I had to correct a lot of spelling mistakes from your written communication, Tam. Or were you writing in Gaelic, or even Doric?


Dear Hillary,
I was one of the people who had to stay another week in Thailand when the airport was closed because of the takeover. Hillary, I was just so disappointed when they opened the place up again and I had to go home. The people who live in Thailand don’t know how lucky they are, getting to live there all the time, while we had to go back to freezing temperatures and freezing women. I will be coming again at the end of the year, can you arrange another sit-in at the airport as soon as we have landed?
Mark

Dear Mark,
Hillary can do lots of things, my Petal, but arranging airport sit-ins are way out of my league. However, I am pleased that you enjoyed yourself so much you are coming back again. If your plane touches down in France on the way over, you might pick me up a bottle of bubbles, there’s a good chap.


Dear Hillary,
I’ve read all the books you recommended for visitors to Thailand, but it made no difference, I still fell into all the traps, including the motorcycle and gold necklace. I was so sure that she was different from all the ones in the books, and for a while that seemed to be right. I’d been back in the US for three months now and gotten regular reports from one of my buddies stationed over there, and it lasted two weeks exactly before she was back in the bar. The gold had gone and so had the motorcycle. I’ve got nobody to blame but myself, but by heck those girls know how to push a man’s buttons. Isn’t there some way you can warn us new guys?
Tex

Dear Tex,
As you so correctly write, “Those girls know how to push a man’s buttons” and I’m afraid they also know how to spend your buttons, Petal, as you have found out. However, it was better to find this out at an early stage than later. The ladies of the night are great short term company, but it should never be forgotten that they are just doing a job. Doing that job very well, having been through the bargirl apprenticeship scheme, with a major in Wallet Opening and complete with a minor in Begging Letter Writing to Sweethearts.
Warn you new guys? What more can I do, Petal? I recommend the textbooks, but you all fail at the final exams when you meet the “girl of your dreams, who just happens to work in a go-go bar, but she’s different from all the others.” She’s not! Is she?


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Revolutionary Road: Kate Winslet won two Golden Globes this year, and one was as best actress for her role in this film.  I thought this a brilliant 2-character drama, set in the 1950’s, based on a novel by Richard Yates, with brilliant performances by Leonardo DeCaprio as well as Kate Winslet, and brilliantly directed by Sam Mendes.  I loved it.  A young, thriving suburban American couple plan to escape from the creeping frustration of their lives and their inability to feel fulfilled in either their relationships or their careers.  Determined to identify themselves as superior to the mediocre sprawl of suburbanites who surround them, they decide to move to France where they will be better able to develop their true sensibilities, free of the consumerist demands of capitalist America.  Rated R in the US for language and some sexual content/nudity.  Generally favorable reviews.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans:
Traces the origins of the centuries-old blood feud between the aristocratic vampires known as Death Dealers and their onetime slaves, the Lycans.  Michael Sheen and Bill Nighy revisit their roles from Underworld in this prequel to the horror-action hybrid.  Directed by Patrick Tatopoulos.
Before Valentine:
Thai Romance/ Drama.  Four takes on love, made by three Thai directors: Song­sak Mongkoltong (The Screen at Kamchanod), Pornchai Hongrattanaporn (Bangkok Loco), and Seri Pongnithi (Ghost in Law, Art of the Devil 1).
Defiance:
US Drama/ Action – I thought this a superb war drama and thriller with a lot of thought in it – a must-see in my opinion.  Based on a true story, this is an epic tale of family, honor, and vengeance in World War II.  The year is 1941 and the Jews of Eastern Europe are being massacred by the thousands.  Managing to escape certain death, three brothers take refuge in the dense surrounding woods they have known since childhood.  There they begin a desperate battle against the Nazis.  Starring Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, and Jamie Bell. Directed by Edward Zwick (Blood Diamond).  Rated R in the US for violence and language.  Only mixed or average reviews, but I thought it riveting, and I highly recommend it for anyone who wants to see something substantial and provocative as well as exciting.
Pride and Glory:
US Crime/ Drama – Edward Norton and Colin Farrell star in an authentic, gritty, and emotional portrait of the New York City Police Department following a multi-generational police family whose moral code is tested when one of two sons on the force investigates an incendiary case involving his older brother and brother in law.  The case forces the family to choose between their loyalties to one another and their loyalties to the department.  Rated R in the US for strong violence, pervasive language, and brief drug content.  Mixed or average reviews.  At the new SFX Pattaya Beach only.
Inkheart:
Germany/ UK Adventure/ Family/ Fantasy – Fantasy fans should love this.  It’s a vast undertaking with a lot of thought and artistry going into the creation of an entire fantasy world with its own very unique rules, and I found the attention to detail enjoyable.  Plus it has an excellent cast.  Based on Inkheart, a children’s novel by the prolific German author Cornelia Funke (who has been likened to J.K. Rowling), and the first part of her Inkworld series, detailing the adventures of bookbinder and his 12-year-old daughter, who is a voracious reader.  He is a Silvertongue, a person with the rare ability to bring the characters in a book to life simply by reading the text aloud.  Mixed or average reviews.
Soi Cowboy
: Thai/ UK Drama – Slow as molasses in the Arctic, the film has enthralled some and exasperated many.  A long leisurely look at a farang and his girlfriend picked up from Soi Cowboy, with some surprises toward the end.  The couple’s relationship, related in exhaustive detail, will be instantly recognizable, and many farangs of whatever sexual persuasion will thoroughly identify with the dynamics involved.  Directed by the English Thomas Clay.
Fireball / Tar Chon:
Thai Action/ Martial Arts – The world of underground barbaric fighting in Thailand.
Red Cliff Part 2:
Hong Kong War/ Action – The second and final half to John Woo’s magnum opus Red Cliff, and an epic on a grand scale as only the Chinese can do.
The Elephant King:
US/ Thai Drama/ Romance – Filmed for the most part in Chiang Mai.  A domineering mother (Ellen Burstyn) dispatches her young, introverted son Oliver off to Chiang Mai to do everything he can to lure his reckless, older brother back home to the U.S.  Rated R in the US for sexual content, drug use, language and some violence.  Mixed or average reviews.
Yes Man:
US Comedy – Jim Carrey as a man who signs up for a self-help program based on one simple principle: say “yes” to everything for an entire year. Mixed or average reviews.