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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

Not all funds let you down, part 2

“Looking at the macro issues in more detail there are probably three ways in which the current problems could be resolved without intervention. Oil prices could fall, allowing central banks to increase support for financial markets and reducing pressure on growth (notably in Emerging Markets). Oil prices could stay high but stabilize, without inflation becoming broadly embedded, again allowing more flexibility to protect the rest of the economy. Finally, an improvement in credit market sentiment and liquidity could emerge, mitigating the negative effect of higher commodity prices. Of these, clearly the first is the one that is most likely to happen quickly enough to change things in the short-term.
As to the likelihood of any such moves we are fairly pessimistic. Taking the chance of a meaningful oil price fall first we should begin by noting that we are far from clear as to why it risen so sharply in the last year so being too dogmatic about its prospects feels uncomfortable. Neither the bulls nor bears’ explanations of this move seem persuasive. Bulls argue that a genuine resource constraint is finally being acknowledged in market prices (Peak Oil). Such a view may well be ultimately right but it is difficult to see why its effect should have been so pronounced recently, given that the production shortfall it assumes will not be evident for several years.”
[Please note that all quotes in this article are from Lansdowne UK Equity Fund, the largest holding in the Turnstone European fund, which along with Orbis, Berkshire Hathaway and GAA makes up the majority of our equity exposure right now…]
Our fears on this are threefold: firstly, that the contagion of higher commodity prices seems to us one that continues to expand, especially through reduction, in capacity, of other industries. In food, for example, high feed prices are causing meat producers to reduce unprofitable stock, temporarily increasing supply but ultimately leading to materially reduced supply and higher prices. This trend is being exacerbated by the credit crisis which is again militating against capacity additions. Secondly, our sense is that most of the industries facing such pressures are increasing prices (often at the expense of volume) rather than cutting gross margins, and transport being obvious areas where the pass-through has been pretty linear.
Finally, while developed market labour may not yet have responded to the cost of basic goods, one would expect such a move to take some time and there are increasing indications that wage demands and industrial action are rising. Moreover, the effect on goods prices may well be more driven by developing market labour costs given current manufacturing bias, costs that are clearly rising substantially in response to higher prices. As an example, we suspect that goods out of China are now facing 15% labour cost inflation on top of an appreciating currency, a sharp contrast to conditions seen in recent years.
Thus, again, we see the chance of inflation not responding to cost pressures being far less certain than presumed by the bulls and would note that, even were they right, evidence from this is not likely to be conclusive until oil prices stabilize on an annual basis - i.e. not until a year from now unless prices start to fall.
Looking at the final aspect of potential organic improvement to the situation, basically an endogenous improvement in credit markets, we are also unconvinced. With treasury yields around 4%, even elevated spreads struggle to offer nominal returns near any levels that feel compelling enough to attract untarnished capital given headline inflation. Meanwhile, as described above, capital positions, if anything, appear to be worsening given increased doubts about the availability of capital.
Indeed, we would be far from surprised to see the situation for credit markets deteriorate rapidly. Credit spreads, generally being below March levels, look to be a risky position given the deteriorating economic outlook. While the threat that rebuilding capital through equity-raises becomes more difficult which suggests that management’s willingness to expand their gross loan-books will be very limited (and could turn negative).
Finally, one has to take on board the point that the asset most obviously riskily mispriced by ‘speculators’, if interpreted as non-natural owners, is the US bond yield (and consequently fixed income instruments in general) given the reserve holdings of exporters. One can quite easily imagine a situation in which such ‘speculation’ is reversed as oil importing creditors seek either to buy oil or improve their buying power through revaluation of currencies. Meanwhile, the oil-exporting creditors are also faced with a dilemma of whether their currency linkage with the US dollar is as appropriate given the relative strength of their economic prospects and those of the US.
So, in aggregate, we are doubtful that anything material will occur quickly enough to solve the market’s current concerns organically. The question then moves to whether policy-makers shift of focus towards oil prices can in any way change the situation. Instinctively one has to be a bit sceptical: it is not as though previous policy was framed to higher oil prices rather than support the housing market while if there were an obvious way out one suspects the people involved would probably have considered it by now.
The key point here is that the “economy can’t heal itself; we should feel that policy makers will try to fix it and generally that’s not good news.
Effectively the options open are threefold in type, obviously each has multiple nuances - not least as to whether implemented through monetary or fiscal policy. One could aim to restrict overall growth in an attempt to stabilize commodity prices, ignore commodity prices as not being inflationary in the long-term (see argument above) and stimulate the rest of the economy or find specific policies designed to influence the oil market.”
Lansdowne shares our reservations about the effectiveness of intervention: “We are left with a view that there is no obvious way out of current difficulties, either from a policy or a market-driven perspective.”

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Electric powered photography

While the automotive world is flirting with battery power, the photographic world has been wedded to batteries for decades. There is hardly one ‘mechanical’ camera left, other than perhaps some of the Russian copies of formerly western cameras. Cameras such as the FM2 and F3A are mechanical, but have a battery to run the inbuilt auto-exposure light meters. Some of the medium format cameras such as Hasselblad and Mamiya are mechanical, but these are not in the popular 35 mm format. Pure mechanical cameras are out, and batteries are in.

Look at the white crystals.

That brings problems unique to battery power. All but the most delinquent photographers know to look after their cameras. Lens caps are there to be used. The camera gets wiped dry after being in the rain. Most cameras these days turn themselves off after a period of time to conserve their batteries. However, it is those same batteries that can do untold damage to the electronic innards of today’s cameras.
When using a camera with motor drive, it suddenly stopped. Nothing worked! Now, the motor drive on the older Nikons is separate from the body and can get condensation between them and you’ll end up getting nothing. The answer is to unship one from the other, wipe and wriggle as you reattach and bingo! But not this time. Repeating the procedure did not work, so I disconnected the drive and was forced to wind on manually, but the light meter was now working.
What had not occurred to me at the time was the fact that when I was attached to the motor drive, there was no power, yet disconnecting the motor and its eight batteries, I once again had power for the LED’s, light meter and such.
It was the next day before I looked again at the problem, and then remembered that when the motor drive is disconnected, the camera uses its own small cadmium battery, but when hooked up to the motor drive, the camera draws its power from the motor drive battery pack. So this was why I had light meter facilities, but none when I attached the motor drive.
I then began to think how long it was since I had checked the eight batteries in the driver. Possibly a year! Opening up the battery pack case, I was greeted with a shower of white crystals and a group of sweating, leaking AA batteries. Six out of the eight were leaking. Hence no power.
Mentally castigating myself for such errant carelessness I pulled the motor drive battery compartment apart to see the extent of the damage. I was very lucky - no corrosion was evident. However, I did remove the batteries and then immersed the battery pack case in very hot water. This removes the crystalline substances that leech out of the batteries themselves. A gentle blow dry and very careful inspection showed there had been no lasting damage. The phrase, “Just in time” kept going through my head!
Also interestingly, the six batteries that had begun to leak were the least expensive of the two types of battery in the drive. There is a lesson here, isn’t there?
In fact, there are two lessons to be learned. The first is to check batteries every three months, I would suggest, rather than just waiting for the batteries to fail or become erratic. And secondly, you get what you pay for - so buy the best you can. It will serve you well in the end.
This little scenario would have been much worse if the battery pack had been internal with the camera works themselves. The discharging batteries also give off fumes that attack and corrode the complex electronic circuitry. That little problem can destroy the camera totally - and that is no joke!
So I escaped this time around. After 200 baht for new batteries, the motor drive and camera are functioning just perfectly. Till the next time - unless I make a note in my yearly planner to check every three months. It will be good insurance. Think about it too. Now with 2009 on us, make a battery check a good resolution.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Grierson-Gopalan Syndrome

Medical people are egotists. We all love to have our names perpetuated by having some syndrome, disease or condition named after us. Drs. Grierson and Gopalan are examples of this, having been jointly named as having described the ‘hot foot’ syndrome. I have a personal interest in Drs Grierson and Gopalan, because I’ve got it. Hot feet have been with me all my life.
Researchers who have by now gone through many feet of data (sorry about the pun) have found that it was first described in 1826 by a doctor called Grierson. Gopalan, by comparison, was a real Johnny Come Lately having only written down his description of my nocturnal hot feet in 1946.
So be it, this week I would like to introduce you to the Grierson-Gopalan Syndrome, otherwise known as the Burning Foot Syndrome, which we medico’s happily shorten to BFS. It is a fine example of how much we know about the human body, and conversely, how little we really do know! Sort of like the “More you know, the less you understand” concept often applied to expats living in Thailand.
Not only have I got it, but so have many of you who are reading this. Is this you? For almost all my life I have been unable to have my feet under the bed sheets, needing to hang them out in the cool breeze, because they feel so hot. My father also had this complaint and I was heartened to see that the pundits examining this medical mystery call mine an Autosomal dominant familial disorder, when one’s forebears also have/had it.
But back to medical examination of the feet. It may also be of interest to know that the researchers have found an increased incidence of BFS in Asia and the Far East during a hot summer. (Now there’s some earth shattering news!) It also seems more prevalent in people over the age of 50, and is worse at night. Ah, the medical dragnet is tightening.
Further investigation has turned up all sorts of conditions of interest to the hot foot sufferer. These range from Vitamin B deficiency, malabsorption syndrome, chronic alcoholism, diabetes, kidney failure, inactive thyroid gland, compression of the tarsal nerve at the ankle, trauma to the nerve, erythromelalgia, chronic mountain sickness, Gitelman syndrome, Leishmaniasis, multiple sclerosis, psychosomatic disorders and the last, “idiopathic”. Let me tell you, that most of those you don’t want. Stick with idiopathic.
Taking the last first, “idiopathic” is a wonderful medical moniker. This is translated as a disease or condition of unknown cause. “Yes, Mrs. Smith, we know what you’ve got. It is called BFS, but since it is ‘idiopathic’ we don’t really know what causes it, or what to do about it!” What wonderfully comforting people we medico’s are.
However, we can do some tests. Have we ever got some tests for you! We can begin with a complete blood count, red cell indices, biochemistry, check your serum levels of Vitamin B, check for diabetes, check your stool for malabsorption, bung in a thyroid check, do a bone marrow aspiration, check your serum and urine electrolytes, do some nerve conduction studies (include a nerve biopsy in that), do some molecular genetic studies and then perhaps some MRI screening of the ankles.
My medical research colleagues do have some general words of advice, however. It is suggested that first off we should reassure the patient - see the response to Mrs. Smith and “idiopathic”. Then you should wear open and comfortable shoes and cotton socks. Soaking your feet in cold water for 15 minutes is also suggested and avoid the heat! No problems with that in Thailand. Apart from that, if you’ve found something wrong, correct it, but you usually don’t find anything. Amazing what you can learn in a six year degree course!
When all that fails, you can just try hanging your feet out from the end of the bed and making sure the sheet only reaches your ankles. It works for me. I’m sure it will for you too!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
My reply to concerned parties as to why I don’t get a job, have a girlfriend, or have any friends may help people to realize what true peace is and how to have it. What makes my life of less value if I don’t work? My life in this world is of much more value for being out of it. Holiness is not a concept, it’s a fact. What decreases my value as a human being if I don’t play a role in society? Society is a load of crap. It’s just people doing whatever they can to get money in order to satisfy their desires which can’t be satisfied. I have no desires, live alone on one small meal a day, meditate 5 hours every day, am very healthy, sleep well, and live in peace and bliss. All the money in the world cannot buy the peace I am in, so why would I seek to be a part of any system when I am living the unrealized dream of society, free of things, free of thoughts, free of cares. No one tells me what to do and I tell no one what to do. When you go beyond authority you become an authority, but that just means people look to you as a model of freedom. It’s been said that if you want peace, then prepare for war, and that’s what conflict on earth has only ever been about; people fighting to control others, or people fighting to be free of the control of others. Peace, or freedom which is the same thing, is to be unconditioned, free of the influence of anything or anyone. And what would be the purpose of clinging to a woman when I have happiness? How could a man in peace be driven to seek out what would destroy his peace? Where is the need for friends when you have no need? If you realized ‘at-onement’ with the infinite universal intelligence that you exist in and that you are, you would truly know what peace and happiness is. It’s not about things or people, it’s about you.
Blissed

Dear Blissed,
Thank you for your (rather lengthy) letter, and I am glad for you that you are happy on your one meal a day and living the somewhat monastic existence you describe in your missive. I note that you have decided that “society is a load of crap.” However, you are still happy to use the trappings of our society, such as the internet and emails, while claiming to have no part in that society. You have eschewed money, but how do you get your food? Or do you grow it yourself, becoming a slave to the vagaries of the weather and passing pigeons? There is a phrase you should mull over and that is “no man is an island” and that includes you too. The fact that you have come out with your protestations of not needing anyone for your inner peace, without being asked, shows that you needed an audience to listen to your assertions. I really do hope you remain “blissed” and trust that this has been a blessed experience for you as well. However, you are quite correct when you say that happiness is not about things or people, “it’s about you.” (By the way, this talking point is now closed, to leave space for people with questions, rather than people with assertions.)


Dear Hillary,
I have been reading your column on dating and have enjoyed it very much. As I am going to be there in March for the first time I am writing. It seems that everyone I ask (single men like myself) talk about being at the bars as the way to meet the working women of Thailand. While I realize this is not the only way I do have a question. If one is not a big drinker will I offend if I do not drink a lot or wish to leave to go see music, movies or see the country?
Bob

Dear Bob,
I can assure you that the ladies from the bars have not the slightest interest in how much ‘you’ drink, only in how much ‘they’ drink, while you are paying of course! This is because they receive a percentage of the cost of the ‘lady drinks’ which you will find are about twice the price of yours, while they get nothing from the price of your drinks. This is how they make money, as they are ‘working’ women as you rightly pointed out, getting their monthly salaries in many ways. It works like this, since you have not been here before, Petal. They generally receive a small wage (or retainer), and then their lady drinks percentage plus a percentage of the so-called ‘bar fine’ which is what the punters (like you) pay for the honor and glory of taking one of the blushing young ladies away from the bar to see music, movies or the country. Anything else is a private arrangement between the lady and the customer, as you have to realize that there is no prostitution in Thailand, because the statute books has said so since about 1966. While you are paying for things, you will not offend; however, when the money bin gets dry, you can expect to be left for someone with a fuller wallet.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – US Drama/ Fantasy/ Mystery/ Romance – with Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton.  Nominated for Oscar best picture and best director.  The extraordinary tale of a man, born elderly in 1918, who ages backwards through the 20th century.  I don’t see how anyone can really like this, but I seem to be in the minority.  It’s utterly nonsensical, so I couldn’t get involved, even at 166 mins.  Great makeup! – worth seeing for that alone!  But thirteen Academy Award nominations?  The screenplay is by Eric Roth, who wrote Forrest Gump, which this reminds me of.  Generally favorable reviews.
A Moment in June
– Thai Drama/ Romance – Well-received Thai drama set partly in Chiang Mai and Lampang.  Directed by O. Nathapon, who is also active in theater and draws on his theater experience to devise an impressive crossover of cinema and stage through a play-within-a-film.  Three couples – gay, elderly, and fictive – engage in a melancholy dance of indecision and regret.
Push:
US Action/ Thriller. The deadly world of “psychic espionage” where artificially enhanced paranormal operatives have the ability to move objects with their minds, see the future, create new realities, and kill without ever touching their victims.
Confessions of a Sho­paholic
– US Comedy.  Nonsense wherein Isla Fisher plays a fun-loving girl who is really good at shopping.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans:
Traces the origins of the centuries-old blood feud between the aristocratic vampires known as Death Dealers and their onetime slaves, the Lycans.  Michael Sheen and Bill Nighy revisit their roles from Underworld in this exciting prequel to the horror-action hybrid.  Directed by Patrick Tatopoulos.
Before Valentine:
Thai Romance/ Drama. Four takes on love, made by three Thai directors.
Defiance:
US Drama/ Action – I thought this a superb war drama and thriller with a lot of thought in it – a must-see.  Based on a true story, this is a sweeping tale of family, honor, and vengeance in World War II.  The year is 1941 and the Jews of Eastern Europe are being massacred by the thousands.  Managing to escape certain death, three brothers take refuge in the dense surrounding woods they have known since childhood.  There they begin a desperate battle against the Nazis.  Starring Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, and Jamie Bell.  Directed by Edward Zwick (Blood Diamond).  Rated R in the US for violence and language.  Only mixed or average reviews, but I thought it riveting, and I highly recommend it for anyone who wants to see something substantial and provocative as well as exciting.
Pride and Glory:
US Crime/ Drama – Edward Norton and Colin Farrell star in an authentic, gritty, and emotional portrait of the New York City Police Department following a multi-generational police family whose moral code is tested when one of two sons on the force investigates an incendiary case involving his older brother and brother in law.  Rated R in the US for strong violence, pervasive language, and brief drug content.  Mixed or average reviews.
Inkheart:
Germany/ UK Adventure/ Family/ Fantasy – Fantasy fans should love this.  It’s a vast undertaking with a lot of thought and artistry going into the creation of an entire fantasy world with its own very unique rules, and I found the attention to detail enjoyable.  An excellent cast.  Based on the Inkworld series of children’s novels by the German author Cornelia Funke, detailing the adventures of bookbinder and his 12-year-old daughter, who is a voracious reader.  He is a Silvertongue, a person with the rare ability to bring the characters in a book to life simply by reading the text aloud.  You may notice something strange about the film – there are two endings!  Next week I’ll tell you how that came about.  Mixed or average reviews.
Soi Cowboy
: Thai/ UK Drama – Slow as molasses in the Arctic, the film has enthralled some and exasperated many.  A long leisurely look at a farang and his girlfriend picked up from Soi Cowboy, with some surprises toward the end.  The couple’s relationship, related in exhaustive detail, will be instantly recognizable, and many farangs of whatever sexual persuasion will thoroughly identify with the dynamics involved.  Directed by the English Thomas Clay.
Fireball / Tar Chon:
Thai Action/ Martial Arts – The world of underground barbaric fighting in Thailand.
Red Cliff Part 2:
Hong Kong War/ Action – The second and final half to John Woo’s magnum opus Red Cliff, and an epic on a grand scale as only the Chinese can do.  Thai-dubbed only.
The Elephant King:
US/ Thai Drama/ Romance – Filmed for the most part in Chiang Mai.  A domineering mother (Ellen Burstyn) dispatches her young, introverted son Oliver off to Chiang Mai to do everything he can to lure his reckless, older brother back home to the U.S. Rated R in the US for sexual content, drug use, language, and some violence.  Mixed or average reviews.