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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

You can fool all the people some of the time…

Richard Russell is 84 years old. He has been writing about investments for 59 years. I make no apologies for quoting him here as he is regarded by many as a particular sage when it comes to Wall Street. “People in this country don’t realize how bad things can be, I lived through the Great Depression. I remember people standing in bread lines. It was hard to get a job, any job, back then. But now, you see the restaurants are still full. People are still spending money. They may be worried and they may be beginning to save, but there’s no sense of urgency. And there’s a rally on Wall Street. You know, every bear market produces a rally. You can expect the market to retrace its steps by one- to two-thirds. And every bear market has a surprise. I think the surprise is that this is going to be a lot worse than people expect.”
Russell goes on, “The primary trend is down.” He thinks that President Obama and the Federal Reserve (FR) can do what they want but, in the end, the primary trend will have its way. The present bear market will carry on for the foreseeable future until it “has fully expressed itself.”
Russell is right. People are starting to talk the markets up far too early. Unfortunately, you can fool some of the people with this rhetoric but they will soon realize they have bought too early. They have not studied history. Over the last twenty five years, if there was trouble brewing then the FR cut rates and the markets started to head towards positive territory again. Russell though goes back further than a quarter of a century, in fact he goes back twice as far. He can remember the Great Depression, World War II, the Bear market and stagflation of the 1970s. Russell believes we are “a long way from the bottom.”
Russell went on, “The old Wall Street adage about the dangers of catching a falling knife doesn’t seem to be scaring individual investors away from Citigroup Inc. Some discount-brokerage firms report a surge of individual, or retail, investors buying shares of Citigroup during the past five months, amid the New York bank’s stock-price slide.” These investors believe they are taking advantage of a real opportunity. Russell believes otherwise, so do our chaps at Miton Asset Management. We have been expecting a rally for a while now and it may go even higher before dropping like a stone.
Depending on which ‘expert’ you listen to this is either a recession or a depression. If the American government has its way then it could lead to another Great Depression. If it gets as bad as that then severe changes need to be brought in. Richard’s was asked what he would do if he was in a position of power in America. His reply was most illuminating, “Nothing, I’d do nothing. I’d let it happen. I’d let the bear market do its work.” Why is he being to Draconian? Basically because if things (companies) cannot function properly then they need to be allowed to die away so that things that do work can make better use of the available capital in a more efficient way.
If only Richard’s was in charge. The FR, Bank of England and European Central Bank have increased money supply by an average 9.2% in the past year, or the equivalent of $2 trillion, to $24 trillion. “Inflation worldwide is going to surge in the years to come,” said Mickael Benhaim, who manages about $32 billion as head of global bonds at Pictet in Geneva.
These comments are echoed by New York University professor, Nouriel Roubini, who said that in the best-case scenario, the recession will continue through 2010 in advanced economies while job losses will persist for an additional year. “People were hoping it would be a V-shaped recession - a sharp fall, followed by an equally quick recovery,” he said. However, he went on to say that, “we are in the middle of an ugly U-shaped recession.”
Roubini said the bottom of the ‘U’ - the length of time the world economy will continue to contract - would last a minimum of three years starting from December 2007. If you think this is bad then please do not read on as he then brought in an even worse scenario and said, “There was a one-in-three chance” that the recession would “turn into an ‘L”, which is a period of stagnation put together with a drop in prices as demand falls.
Roubini went on, “People say when the US sneezes, the rest of the world catches cold. In this case, the US is just not sneezing, it has a severe case of chronic pneumonia.” He added, “We all sink or swim together,” also saying there is no way policy action in emerging economic giants India and China can pull the global economy out of the slump.
We may have to all “sink or swim” but is there anything that will at least help us to swim longer and more comfortably than the rest? Well, yes:
1. Western equities are not in good shape. The Japanese market is at the same level as it was in 1981. To put it another way, it is thirty years behind where it should be. This is similar to 1928 in America where you would not get back your initial investment until 1954. If we only go back twenty years with the S&P in America then it would be at 300. This shows that Asian Markets are at either twenty or thirty year lows. The good news is that the dividend yields on Asian stock markets are over three times what you get from bonds in the same countries. Without doubt, when compared to America, Asian equities are quite cheap. The other great thing is that they serve their own markets with tobacco, alcohol or food.
2. Commodities have dived - especially mining and exploration companies. This is a great time to hold gold directly, especially as we cannot trust central banks any more. For the more adventurous oil looks cheap now, so oil exploration companied should be considered.
3. Real estate in the west at the moment is not wise, unless you hedge against continuous falling markets. However, there is still good money to be made in the East - if you know where to look.
4. Even though it is difficult to make any money out of cash, this should be a large part of your portfolio. Use your base currency. Do not trade in FX unless you really know what you are doing.
5. Government bonds should do well short term but will then dive. Well rated corporate bonds will come good.
6. Alternative markets will be incredibly volatile and should only be considered via a vehicle that has a good track record that shows continued success.
Above all else, remember that volatility is the word at the moment. This is because you have the private sector cutting down hard on lending. Families have been hurt so they will try and save no matter what. This means that both credit and liquidity will be harder to find. This is the good news as both parties have learned from the pain of the last couple of years.
Unfortunately, this is being countered by the morons we put into power. Tim Geithner says, “We know how to fix the problems.” He is now secretary of state for the Treasury and has been since late January. If he knows what the problems are why did he not fix them in the six years he was president of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York? Bernanke has been the Federal Reserve chairman for nearly four years and has not learned a thing. These people will make matters worse. As they do not have the brains to sort out the problems then they will just throw more money at them. This will further increase volatility.
The moral of the story? Multi-asset allocation with alpha management will give you a better chance than most to swim in comfort. A decent, safe fund of funds should be able to give you LIBOR (London Inter Bank Offered Rate) +4% with very little exposure to volatility. Do this and you may even be able to buy a boat.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.comm.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Don’t leave home without them

This week I will look at items that you should have in your camera bag. The list is not so large you need to employ a team of Sherpa porters, but you should have a reasonably sized camera bag.
The first item is a small pocket torch. Any photographer who takes his camera out at night will need one. Even if just to see what way up the batteries go in the flash, which always runs out of volts just when you don’t need it. Setting shutter speeds in the dark can also be difficult. Or even seeing what aperture you are selecting on the lens barrel. And in addition to the humble small torch are the even humbler batteries for it. You can guess the scenario.
Another small, but definitely handy item is a remote release for the shutter. Any time you are trying to do a time exposure, it becomes very difficult holding the button down and not making the camera tremble - especially with long exposures. Cheap, does not take up much space, and very useful.
While talking about time exposures, another useful “camera bag” item is a miniature tripod. With something like this you can mount the tripod on the roof of the car and take five minute moonlight shots if you need it. Often called table-top tripods. There are some with “springy” legs and my photographic friend Ernie Kuehnelt was kind enough to bring me one from Germany. Well built and sturdy and deserving of a place in the bag. Thanks Ernie.
Now the next one is not so easy to get here, but you can always get someone to bring you one in from overseas. With the bright sunlight here, the magic brain inside your camera that sets the exposure settings can get confused. Make that ‘very confused’. The answer for consistently correct exposures is an 18 percent grey card. This you place beside the subject and take a meter reading from it. You then set the camera to that f stop and shutter speed and you have the correct exposure for the main shot. If you are serious about getting the correct exposure, and particularly if you shoot slides, one of these is invaluable. You can just fold it up and slip it in the camera bag very easily. However, another trick is to select an 18 percent grey camera bag, and you just take your reading directly from there.
The next item is again not a true photographic item, but is invaluable. It is a waterproof marker pen. How many times have you written details, names, etc., on the back of a print, to find that it has rubbed off on the face of the next print and so forth? Totally annoying and often requires another set of prints to be made.
The last item that is worth considering, if you are a serious photographer, is a battery charger. You will go through heaps of batteries if you are shooting regularly. This gets expensive. Buy two sets of the rechargeable batteries and a charger and your photography expenses will be a lot less. This is particularly so with the new digitals. They eat batteries, so keep a freshly charged spare in the camera bag at all times. Other batteries you should have included are those for any flash guns. There’s nothing worse than whistling while waiting for the flash to recharge!
Another ‘silly’ item is a box of matches - even if you don’t smoke. The rattle of a box of matches will catch the attention of dogs and children. You set up the shot, select the exposure and then rattle the matchbox. You have about two seconds to catch the ears-up inquisitive K9 look, and about the same for children, whose attention span can be measured in nano-seconds.
Probably one of the most important and smallest items is a spare memory card. There is nothing worse than standing beside a photo opportunity frantically stabbing at the delete button to try and get some space in the memory.
Finally, don’t forget the polarizing filter. Use it in the Thailand sunshine and see how much richer your color shots will be.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Looking at health risks by numbers

I can assure you that every practicing doctor in the world has heard about your Uncle Harry who smoked three packs of cigarettes a day, drank two bottles of whisky by lunchtime and lived to be 104. The story of Uncle Harry is trotted out to stymie any thoughts of stopping smoking, or that too much alcohol is really too much of a good thing.
Unfortunately, the unstoppable Uncle Harry means absolutely nothing when we look at health risks from an overall point of view. Just as one swallow doesn’t make a summer, one Uncle Harry does not prove that smoking isn’t dangerous, or that too many bottles of whisky won’t cause cirrhosis. That kind of “proof” only comes after looking at large numbers of Uncle Harry’s, and that is done by a special group of people called epidemiologists.
Now the World Health Organization (WHO) has teams of epidemiologists and other health watchers, looking at the spread of disease in the world, and that is more than just Swine Flu. Not just Uncle Harry either. They have a good idea where we’re headed, and much of that depends upon where we are.
The WHO has data to show the major influences and risks to health all over the world, and the global picture is interesting, with differences between life expectancies between the richest and poorest countries now 40 years!
There are even differences between the rich and poor areas in one city. Nairobi, for example, has an under five mortality of 15 per 1,000 in the rich areas and 254 per 1,000 in its slums.
WHO believes that more emphasis on preventive medicine could reduce disease globally by 70 percent. And although I have been critical of WHO in the past (and in the present with its bumbling about Swine Flu), I am all in agreement with its emphasis and focus on preventive medicine.
Now while the WHO wants to see global health coverage for everyone, that is a little too Utopian for me. Throwing money at the health problems in the slums does not fix the problems, and honestly I wouldn’t know where or how to fix it. It is the result of sociological and cultural differences.
However, it is of interest to look at the global health risks, and these I gleaned from a previous WHO Bulletin. The number 1 global health risk is being Underweight. Here is the influence of the African continent, with malnutrition and outright starvation influencing millions. Again, it is the African continent that has dominated the second major health risk - Unsafe sex. The HIV/AIDS epidemic in that region influencing the global statistics. After those two comes High Blood Pressure and Tobacco and then Alcohol at number five, and so much for Uncle Harry.
However, if you split the statistics up and examine the situation in developing countries such as much of Asia the picture is different. Number 1 health risk is alcohol, followed by High BP, Tobacco and being underweight.
A close look at the risks for the developed societies (that covers the Europeans, Brits, Americans, Australians) gives yet another differing list of “most likelies”. Top spot is Tobacco, followed by High BP, Alcohol, Cholesterol and being Overweight.
So, depending upon the society, the things that are waiting to get you are quite different. The WHO report states, “As a country develops and more people buy processed food rather than growing and buying raw ingredients, an increasing proportion of calories tends to be drawn from sugars added to manufactured food and from relatively cheap oils. Alongside the change in diet, changes in food production and the technology of work and leisure lead to decreases in physical exercise. The consequent epidemic of diet-related non-communicable diseases (obesity, diabetes, hypertension and cardiovascular disease) is projected to increase rapidly. For example, in India and China, a shift in diet towards higher fat and lower carbohydrate is resulting in rapid increases in overweight - among all adults in China and mainly among urban residents and high income rural residents in India.”
It’s not too late to look at your diet either! And put that cigarette out.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
My agent in the Ferrari parked on your forecourt reports that your red carpet is looking the worse for wear! You really should not wear your carpet, Hillary! Pop round to Mumbai ‘Arry and get him to knock you up a sari!
Mistersingha
Dear Mistersingha,
I had not realized just how ‘keeneow’ you really were until this latest missive. The most I have ever received from you over the years has been a Mars Bar and a Bacardi Breezer if my memory serves me, despite written promises of Belgian chocolates and French fizz-water, and here you are with an agent in a Ferrari no less. Of course, just in case the readers think you have discovered me in my less than Sunday best, I have appended a little history of the sari. One of the famous Sari legends was described in the 5,000 year old Indian epic, the Mahabharat. Legend has it that when the beautiful Draupadi - wife of the Pandavas - was lost to the enemy clan in a gambling duel, Lord Krishna promised to protect her virtue. The enemy was determined to take their prize, caught one end of the sari that draped her so demurely, and pulled and pulled at it to unravel. They continued to pull and unravel, but could reach no end. Thus protecting her virtue.
The ordinary sari requires eight meters, my Petal, and since there is no eight meter red carpet in the office, I think you and your Ferrari agent have been mistaken. Or would you like to send me eight meters of suitable cloth?

Dear Hillary,
Here is some more information about Khru Bah Noi the young abbot of Wat Doi Noi, Lamphun. As well as his bio-diesel and petrol manufacturing, he has designed a rice planting machine which plants seven rice plants at a time with the pull of a lever. He also has made inexpensive air-conditioning units and has plans to produce electricity by using the heat from the sun. But that’s another story!
Delboy
Dear Delboy,
As you can see, I did have to shorten the letter somewhat, but I’m sure you’ll forgive me, as I did manage to squeeze one of the photos in. This young abbot is certainly a very inventive young man and the North of Thailand should be proud of him, with what he is selflessly doing for others.
Dear Hillary,
I will come clean right off and say that I do spend a fair bit of time at night in the bars. I am single, and it’s a good way to meet people. The old bill in the cup routine I think is very good because it shows that the bar trusts you not to lose a couple before you pay at the end of the night. Recently though I have been getting the feeling that my bill is not right, because it seems to be a lot more than I thought it should be. Is it OK to check the amount yourself before the girl takes the cup to the cashier? I don’t want them to think I don’t trust them, when they are trusting me. What is the usual thing?
Unsure Drinker
Dear Unsure Drinker,
You are having me on, aren’t you, Petal. Nobody is that naive any more, surely? It is your bill, and you pay it with your money. Of course you can check it. Mind you, if you are getting yourself to the stage where you can’t count past ten without taking your shoes off, you have a real problem. Is this the situation? You’ve got no real idea how many drinks you’ve had, or how many “lady drinks” you’ve bought in the course of the evening? You have the choice - go on the wagon for a while or take a pocket calculator into your favorite bars.

Khru Bah Noi’s Rice planting machine


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
The Secret of Moonacre:
  Hungary/ UK, Adventure/ Family/ Fantasy – A pleasingly old-fashioned fairy tale, fashioned from the relatively little-known children’s novel “The Little White Horse” by English author Elizabeth Goudge, and it’s probably just perfect if you happen to be an 11-year-old girl.  By the Hungarian director and animator Gabor Csupo, who gave us Bridge to Terabithia in 2007.
The plot springs from a large, dusty, leather-bound fairytale book about a strange land far, far away.  The book is a relic the 13-year-old Maria Merryweather (Dakota Blue Richards) has inherited from her dead and dissolute father.  The orphan is dispatched to live with her brooding uncle (Ioan Gruffudd) in a shabby Gothic pile cursed by an ancient feud over a handful of pearls.  His nemesis, Tim Curry, stews in the woods near by.  Maria has the magic to settle their dispute – whether she will or not is another matter.  The film’s magic realism is frightfully English.
Nymph / Nangmai:
Thai, Mystery/ Romance – A slow-paced, minimalist offering with supernatural overtones from one of Thailand’s most interesting directors, Pen-ek Ratanaruang, who gave us the excellent Ploy in 2007.  This is his seventh feature, and it premiered last month in the Un Certain Regard competition at the Cannes Film Festival – to decidedly mixed reviews.  I found it intriguing, and beautifully executed.
It revolves around a relationship in trouble – the marriage of May and Nop which seems to have nothing left but inertia to hold it together.  The two barely speak to one another, and May has been involved in an affair with her boss for months.  Signs of physical affection are still more rare.  Despite the emotional distance between them, May decides to accompany Nop on a photography trip into a deep forest where some time before two young men were mysteriously struck dead while attempted to rape a woman.  Nobody had ever been able to sort out what happened, but Nop can’t help but feel a certain attraction to a tree near where the incident occurred.  Then one night he simply disappears.  For aficionados of Thai art films, who will love it.
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs:
US, Animation/ Action/ Comedy/ Romance – If you enjoyed the previous two installments, you should like this one as well, because it’s more of the same, but with even better animation.  Excellent for kids and families.  Mixed or average reviews.
Wongkamlao:
Thai, Comedy – Popular comedian Mum Jokmok directs and stars in this romantic comedy.
The International: 
US/ Germany/ UK, Crime/ Thriller – With Clive Owen and Naomi Watts. In this gripping thriller, an Interpol agent and a US district attorney attempt to expose a high-profile financial institution’s role in an international arms dealing ring.  Their relentless tenacity puts their own lives at risk as their targets will stop at nothing – even murder – to continue financing terror and war.  Rated R in the US for some sequences of violence and language.  Mixed or average reviews.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:
US, Action/ Adventure/ Sci-Fi – Shia LaBeouf again joins with the Autobots® against their sworn enemies, the Decepticons® in this battle of the toys.  It’s super-intense, and bigger and longer than the original.  High noise level, smashing images, a loud and relentless score, everyone yelling their lines at high speed – if this is your idea of fun, go.  Me, I just have to throw up my hands in surrender and disbelief!  What’s the use of fighting such a force of nature?  It seems to come from director Michael Bay’s childhood fantasies about playing with toys and blowing stuff up.  And fantasizing about the hot-looking Megan Fox.  It’s really unapologetic about delivering these fantasies.  Bigger battles.  Massive explosions.  Megan Fox.  Generally negative reviews, but it’s a smash hit anyway!
Up:
US (Disney/Pixar), Animation/ Family – Everyone’s current favorite, and the most loved film of the year so far!  An animated fantasy adventure about a 78-year-old balloon salesman (voiced by Ed Asner) who finally fulfills his lifelong dream of a great adventure when he ties thousands of balloons to his house and flies away to the wilds of South America.  But his biggest nightmare has secretly stowed away on the trip: 8-year-old Russell.  Also starring Christopher Plummer, and a speech-assisted dog.  Another masterful work of art from Pixar – an exciting, hilarious, and heartfelt adventure, impeccably crafted and told with wit and depth.  Reviews: Universal acclaim.
Up
has a cartoon playing before it, called Partly Cloudy, a 6-minute Pixar study of cartoon genius.  Not too much has been made of this very funny short, but for my money it is pure brilliance – and without dialogue!
Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins:
US/ UK, Action/ Sci-Fi – If you’ve seen any of the other three installments of this series, you know what to expect: Plenty of chases, explosions, and great effects.  But without Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Mixed or average reviews