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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Is China helping or hindering?

This is meant to be the Asian century with China leading the way. However, some believe China will not step in to help the West but to try and hinder any potential recovery. The president of China, Hu Jintao, has already gone on record and stated, “The inherent problems of the international economic system have not been fully addressed.” This is undoubtedly true. However, it would also help if India, China, etc., would not keep on exporting both goods and services to the extent they are as this could well lead to either high inflation or deflation in the western economies and maybe all over the world.
World Bank chief economist, Justin Lin, is in the latter camp. He recognizes the fact this recovery has been financed by government money and not in the old fashioned way - production. He is worried by factories lying idle everywhere along with the problems the resultant job losses that naturally occur with lack of manufacturing and companies going broke. He says, “I’m more worried about deflation.”
Another person who is worried is Nobel Prize winner, Paul Krugman. He says, China is “stealing American jobs.” By keeping the Yuan to the US Dollar at 6.83 he believes that the Chinese are “dumping its unemployment abroad.” What he does not mention is that if China does it then so does every other Emerging Market nation.
Now, let’s not pretend this is all the fault of the Eastern world. It is not. The large multi-nationals think of their shareholders and bonuses before all else. It is much better for them to pay someone in India to answer a phone than it is to employ a person in the West. Even worse, they pay lobbyists to stop respective governments taking any action to prevent this happening. In a certain way, this could be called labour arbitrage.
All of this is not going unnoticed in the West. Already the American unions have employed their own people to lobby Washington on behalf of members. Unemployment in the US is now over ten percent. This is worrying in itself. Even more alarming is the fact that one third of a million home owners in America foreclosed on their properties in the month of October alone (Realty Track). More US citizens have had to give up their homes in 2009 than in the decade of the 1930s. A further seven million properties have already had payment problems and maybe seized in the near future.
In America, President Obama has stated that the Emerging Markets cannot keep expecting the US to carry on buying things when most Americans are ‘maxed’ out in debt. He said, “We have reached one of those rare inflection points in history where we have the opportunity to take a different path.” He went on to intimate that any failure to follow this ‘path’ will “put enormous strains” on Sino-American ties.
Mr Hu is not dumb. He realizes he has to tread carefully along Obama’s path. He does not want to have so much money tied up in America. He could do much better things with a trillion US dollars but he will leave it in America for the moment so as to keep on the right side of the President. The last thing he wants to happen is for America to become protectionist and run behind the NAFTA curtain bringing in capital controls as it shuts. If they did this then it would be China which was suffering and the masses would voice their displeasure - to say the least. The Chinese know this. Mr Hu said his country was taking “vigorous” steps to try to change China’s dependency on exports which are almost 40% of GDP. Hu added that his government, “Wants to increase people’s ability to spend.”
Stephen Roach from Morgan Stanley says China is heading in the right direction as it is creating pensions and a basic health insurance for those living in the rural areas but they are nothing more than “baby steps”. It is hoped these people will now spend some of their money as opposed to saving it.
This is all part of the USD600 billion that the Chinese are spending as part of the stimulus package it has created. However, a lot of it has also been spent on building more production and manufacturing factories. The optimists say this is for the hoped for increase in domestic demand. The cynics believe it is to export even more products. What has not gone into any of the above seems to have found its way into property and/or stocks and shares.
Irrelevant of whether you are an optimist or not, what is undeniable is that Chinese credit has gone mad. The cynics say this is for nothing else than political expediency. For example, China is producing as much steel as the next eight countries combined. It is using more cement than anywhere else and, in 2009, fixed investment increased by over fifty percent.
Even more disconcerting is the fact that, according to Pivot Asset Management, lending has hit 140% of GDP which is way over previous limits. However, the Chinese central bank has started to tighten its belt. New loans were down fifty percent in October. Naturally, this is sending mixed signals. Is China building for better things to come, trying to create an advantage over the Western world or trying to mask a credit crunch of its own?
To be continued…

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Can you justify it?

I was glancing through a camera store’s catalogue the other day and was idly wondering if I should invest in a Nikon D3000 kit which featured the 10.2 megapixel body with the three inch LCD and an 18-55 mm lens. That would set a prospective owner back around 24,900 baht. For almost the same money you could add in a 70-300 mm zoom, bringing the whole system to just a little less than 50,000 baht. Of course, if you wanted to do much night photography, you should also factor in the cost of the SB-900 flash, which was another 19,900 baht, so be prepared to spend almost 70,000 baht for the complete kit.
My eyes then drifted across the page, and there was the D3x, a camera I have mentioned before in this column. With its whacking great 24.5 megapixels and lots more electronic goodies, this was priced at 270,000 baht. Gasp! You can buy a decent car for that kind of money. All of a sudden, the D3000 was looking like a real bargain.
If 270,000 baht was out of your price range, then the sister camera, the D3s was in stock. This one only has 12.1 megapixels, and was going out the door at 179,000 baht. But could this be considered a bargain, when on the next page you could purchase a Coolpix S570 digital compact with 12 megapixels and a slightly small LCD at 2.7 inches for 7,990 baht?
But back to the D3x which is 262,000 baht more expensive. On paper, the D3x makes anything else obsolete, including medium format, but can you justify the expense?
This new full-frame, 24.5 megapixel camera has a list price of US$ 7,999.95 without lens, and it’s here on discount at 270,000 baht. The D3x is really designed for studio use, weighing a hefty 1.2 kg without battery or lens. That is a monster weight, and whilst it can be toted, it is way too heavy for average outdoors use.
While the D3x more than doubles the megapixel count of the D3, it does so at the cost of dropping the maximum frame rate from nine frames per second to five. The one area where it excels is in resolution, demonstrating remarkable sharpness. According to the manufacturer, the great advantage of the D3x over most other cameras is its broad array of customizable features and manual controls, in fact, this very latest Nikon has more features than the average car! It should also be noted that the D3x, despite its enormous price, does not have any auto modes. It is a dedicated manual camera for the professionals who need total control at all times.
The Nikon D3x has theoretically everything you could want in an all-weather, all-conditions digital camera. A magnesium frame body with rubber and plastic outer coating is resistant to shocks and drops, and all the buttons are large and embossed.
The ergonomics and design of the Nikon D3x are largely similar to Nikon’s D3 and D2X professional models. Two screens on the top and rear of the camera provide all necessary information about ISO, aperture and shutter speed. A (640x480) 3" screen is used for Live View, playback and menu adjustment and is very sharp - it can easily be used for focusing in Live View mode.
To emphasize the complete control that the photographer can have over the camera can be seen in the three color modes (called Picture Controls by Nikon): Standard, Neutral and Vivid. Monochrome is also available. There are substantial customization controls for each mode, and all of the color modes can have their sharpening and contrast altered as well. For example, the non-monochrome modes also let you change saturation and hue, and monochrome can add filters (yellow, orange, red and green) and tones (sepia, cyanotype, red, yellow, green, blue-green, blue, purple-blue and red-purple).
Dedicated buttons for ISO, white balance and quality allow for adjustments to be made on the run without delving into on-screen menus, while aperture and shutter speed dials surround both the top-mounted and side-mounted shutter buttons making the Nikon D3x easy to use for either portrait or landscape photography.
But, can you really justify the price? I’d like one, but I cannot justify it!


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

House calls - a thing of the past?

Have you ever stopped to wonder why western doctors don’t want to do house calls any more? After all, part of the job of being a GP is to service the patients in their homes. While GP’s would prefer the patients to come to the clinics, there are times when the patient is just too sick to come, or too old or infirm. House calls (or ‘hotel’ calls) will always be necessary. However, house calls are probably the most dangerous part of being a medico.
In Australia, one of the authoritative medical publications ran a survey to see how dangerous home visits can be. 21 percent of GPs said they or their staff have to deal with violent patients every week. One GP in 12 has been physically attacked, and 14 percent have been directly threatened with physical violence.
The usual causes for the aggression towards the doctors include refusal to prescribe a requested drug (mentioned by 68 percent of doctors), the patient being affected by drugs or alcohol (53 percent) and long waiting times (51 percent).
So is Australia the haven for drunken, drug addicted patients with a short fuse? The answer is not totally, as this problem is the same all over the western world. I can remember 35 years ago having to do a weekly house call to a very disturbed individual in the UK. This person, according to local knowledge, had murdered the previous doctor I was standing in for, but the police did not have enough evidence to file charges. I used to wave my stethoscope around the door while calling out “It’s the doctor,” while being ready to run!
The article mentioned a Sydney GP who had been chased by a machete wielding patient. Frightening, but undoubtedly true. Once again, I have had my fair share of these undeserving patients. One Xmas Day I was called to a local factory, where a patient, sporting a machete, was walking around looking for, and threatening to kill, the plant manager. Rather than call the police, they called me, because he was my patient and it would have been bad publicity! I managed to settle the chap, get his machete, and then called the police!
From the patient’s point of view, there are many problems too. If the sick person has no regular GP, he or she may find that most GP’s will refuse to come. From the doctor’s point of view, it is enough of a risk with the ‘regular’ patients, but to go to places you don’t know to see people you don’t know is certainly putting your head in the lion’s mouth.
What has happened is that the GP’s would rather contract another doctor, or group of doctors, to do these dangerous house calls for them. This makes sense in many ways. The doctor you get at 3 a.m. has been asleep all day and is (reasonably) alert, while your own GP, who has been seeing patients all day is (certainly) not at his best.
Many doctors team up with others in the practice, or neighborhood, to do the house calls on a rotational basis. This was how my practice handled the after hours work, but each year the after hours duties became more dangerous.
As the problems began to escalate, I began to take my (then) medical student son with me on house calls. The fact that he was 6’6" tall was comforting. He enjoyed the additional medical experience he was receiving, and when we were asked to make a house call to the local house of ill repute, he learned some other lessons about ‘life’ as well. House calls can sometimes be fun too!
Mind you, it is a little different in Thailand, or at my hospital at least. Requests for house calls are taken by the staff and an ambulance is quickly dispatched, complete with driver, doctor and nurse. This is good - safety in numbers if nothing else, but it also means that if the patient requires transport to the hospital, there is no waiting for an ambulance. It is there already, with a crew and waiting.
Medical care in Thailand is often superior to the West.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hilary (sic),
I have regretfully heard many farangs talk in disparaging terms about Thai ladies and thought it was time someone put the record straight.
My own lovely Nok, who was a cashier in a beer bar when I met her has, despite suffering many family misfortunes in the past two years, retained her positive and happy attitude to life. During this time three of her grandmothers have sadly passed away, her brother has been involved in four non-fault road accidents while riding his motorcycle and required lengthy hospital treatment, her father’s water ox has been smitten with various mysterious diseases costing a fortune in vets bills and the rest of her unfortunate family are having problems living on the measly 50,000 baht I send them monthly. All in all this has cost me over three million baht to date, but what is money compared to the emotional stress she has so bravely endured?
Now, bless her compassionate soul, she is kindly allowing me to transfer the ownership of my two houses to her name, thus saving the annual dues I have been paying because they have been registered in limited companies.
I appeal to all those lucky enough to have such a caring and compassionate partner to count their blessings and stop whinging about spending a few bob to try and bring a little happiness to these unfortunate but honest ladies and their families. Although I now have little capital left it makes me very happy to know that when all my money is gone Nok would still there to help and support me.
Am I not a lucky man?
Nobody’s Fool

Dear Nobody’s Fool,
It is so uplifting to hear of such generosity between ex-pats like yourself who have come to live here and the local ladies they meet. Not only did you snare someone who is compassionate and caring, but having been a cashier, she will also be very good at mathematics, especially creative counting, as it is known in the bar game. I know there will be people who doubt the fact that three of her grandmothers have passed away, but these are the people who don’t understand village life, and how close the villagers can be. Your uncle could also turn out to be your aunt in the end, you just never can tell these days. I am so glad you are happy, and I’m sure your little Nok will be just as happy after the transfer of the title deeds, but I would also counsel caution, my Petunia. Make sure you have enough money left in the bank at all times to cover your urgent flight home. You just never know! And while you are at it, learn to spell my name. Thank you, Petal.


Dear Hillary,
We’re almost into Febuwery (sic) awready (sic) and most of my New Year reserlutions (sic) have been broked. I was goin (sic) to give up the ciggies, stop the beer and crisps and stay home at least three nights a week, but I can’t do all that. What should I do about it?
Jim

Dear Jim,
At first I thought your letter was someone trying to pull my leg, but then when I looked at the postmark, I took pity on you. Spelling is not a prerequisite for jobs in the coal mines. Do nothing about it, you are just wonderful as you are. Other than the spelling, which is atrocious. Your resolution (not reserlution, Petal) should be to spend at least three nights a week learning your native language. You may have a beer while struggling with the big words.


Dear Hillary,
The following cartoon was sent to the Pattaya Mail, would you care to comment?
PM Team

Dear PM Team,
Thank you for bringing this pornography to my notice. This man Dorian Farmer is obviously on some kind of mind altering substance, probably illegal. How could anyone, even with as little artistic talent as this Farmer person, portray me as a fat frump in tartan? Or even worse, some sort of Thailand’s answer to French footballing headbutter Zinedine Zidane, in drag? And look at the stockings! Fully fashioned 15 denier with seams. Nobody, but nobody, wears that sort of hosiery in this day and age. I would imagine he has some sort of kinky ideas about suspenders as well. Oh, I think I will cry myself to sleep for a week over this. If this Farmer person has any decency at all, I demand a retraction to be published with this column, attached to a bottle of bubbly with which I can console myself. Some chocolates will also help.

The Doc and Jock Show


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya

Tai Hong: Thai, Horror/ Thriller – This omnibus film consists of 4 short stories of death and horror, directed by Poj Arnon (Bangkok Love Story, and also all those crazy transvestite horror-comedies).

Solomon Kane: France/ Czech Republic/ UK, Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy – A well-shot, competently realized, and surprisingly entertaining mash-up of 16th century “wizards and warriors” and devil-may-care monster mayhem.  Solomon Kane is a fictional anti-hero character created by the pulp-era writer Robert E. Howard, who also created Conan the Barbarian.  Kane, played by James Purefoy of the “Rome” TV series, is a somber-looking man who wanders the world with no apparent goal other than to vanquish evil in all its forms.  His adventures were published mostly in the pulp magazine Weird Tales.  With Max von Sydow and Pete Postlethwaite. 

My Girlfriend is an Agent / 7th Grade Civil Servant / 7-geup gongmuwon: South Korea, Action/ Comedy/ Romance – Extremely popular and goofy Korean comedy in which Russian organized crime tries to steal an advanced chemical weapon from Korea, with two secret agents out to stop it.  One is a female agent and a veteran master at all forms of martial arts, the envy of her comrades.  The other, a man naturally, is a rookie who’s never been out on the field and always messes up on the job.  The two agents don’t know each other’s secret identity.  All that they know is that they hate each other.  As a couple that is... for they were once a passionate couple until he couldn’t take her lies anymore.  But all she was trying to do was hide her secret identity.  Starring Korean heart-throb Kang Ji-hwan. (Possibly showing, possibly not …)

Avatar: US, Action/ Adventure/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – The Golden Globes last week awarded the Best Picture, Drama prize to Avatar, and its director James Cameron was named Best Director.  In the movie industry this raises the prospects for the film at the Oscars coming March 8 (Thai time).  In accepting the award, Cameron said, “Avatar asks us to see that everything is connected, all human beings to each other, and us to the Earth.  And if you have to go four-and-a-half light years to another, made-up planet to appreciate this miracle of the world that we have right here, well, you know what, that’s the wonder of cinema right there; that’s the magic.”  Yeah, right on!  A film that shows the wonder of cinema.  That it is.

This is a truly major achievement and a technological breakthrough.  It’s a film of universal appeal that just about everyone who goes to the movies will want to see.  Already it’s hit the billion-dollar mark at the box office worldwide, and it’s gotten near-universal reviews from critics and fans. Of course it will win the Oscar!

In Pattaya, Major Cineplex and Pattaya Beach have a 2D version, which is in English and Na’vi dialog, with English and Thai subtitles as needed.  Big C has a Thai-dubbed 2D version, no English subtitles.  The only Cineplex to show it in 3D is Pattaya Beach, and unaccountably the 3D version does not have English subtitles for the Na’vi language, only Thai, while the 2D version has English subtitles in a special font and style.  Not to have them is a big mistake.  Best choice is to see it in IMAX in Bangkok; the bigger the screen, the better.

Reviews: Universal acclaim.  Highly recommended; not to be missed.

After School: Thai, Drama/ Musical – A group of high school students follow their dream of having their own musical band and becoming artists, spending their time after school in rehearsal.

The Road: US, Adventure/ Drama/ Thriller – A thriller set in a bare, post-apocalyptic America, where a father and son struggle to survive by any means possible.  The film’s commitment to author Cormac McCarthy’s dark vision may prove too unyielding for some, but the film has hauntingly powerful performances from Viggo Mortensen and the boy, Kodi Smit-McPhee.  Generally favorable reviews.  At Pattaya Beach only.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: US, Animation/ Family – Generally favorable reviews, but it seems to have been washed away.  At the moment, it’s nowhere to be seen in town.

The Spy Next Door: US, Action/ Comedy/ Family – With Jackie Chan. A former CIA spy looks after his girlfriend’s three kids, and one of them accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, leading to a run-in with a Russian terrorist.  Jackie Chan fans may be running to see this, but people in the real world think it’s a sad little movie entirely designed to set up Chan’s stunt sequences as he fights with pots, pans, and ladders.  Reviewers say it’s flat and witless – one of Chan’s worst ever, a juvenile, generic, sitcommy mess that utterly fails to thrill or amuse.

Sherlock Holmes: US/ UK/ Australia, Action/ Crime/ Thriller – The Golden Globes best actor award went to Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes. This is a new take on the Holmes canon but once you get over the shock of seeing Sherlock played as an action figure, it isn’t all that bad.  A bit of the old Holmes shows through.  Purists, however, will not be amused.  Jude Law plays Watson.  Mixed or average reviews.  

Best Supporting Actor / Yak-Dai-Yin-Wa-Rak-Kan: Thai, Drama/ Romance – Romantic comedy-drama about two childhood friends, one of whom was always in the shadow of his better-looking, more-popular friend.  And when they grow into adults, nothing changes.  A minor variation on the standard Thai rom/com, exploiting the inscrutable mysteries of the Thai courtship rituals.

Kru Bann Nok / To Sir With Love: Thai, Comedy/ Drama – The life of a volunteer teaching children in the Isan backcountry.  This is a remake director Surasee Patham has made of his own classic 1978 social drama Kru Bannok (The Rural Teacher).  It’s the same story as before: An idealistic new teacher comes to an impoverished rural schoolhouse in 1970s Isan.  There, he runs afoul of the local powers-that-be for being so daring as to try and educate the country kids.  The film is homage to Isan life: most of the cast are from Isan, as is the director.  No relationship to the 1967 Sidney Poitier film.

32 Tan-Wah: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Yet another Thai “rom/com” with this one taking place on the 32nd of December, in which a young man with amnesia forgets which of his three girlfriends he truly loves. 

Did You Hear About the Morgans?: US, Comedy/ Drama/ Romance – Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker play an estranged New York couple whisked into the witness protection program and sent to Wyoming.  Nothing much happens. Generally unfavorable reviews.  At Pattaya Beach only.

Couples Retreat: US, Comedy – An arid, mirthless comedy centering around four couples who settle into a tropical-island resort for a vacation.  One of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort’s therapy sessions is not optional.  Generally unfavorable reviews.  At Pattaya Beach only.