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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Does more risk mean more money? Part 2

(Figure 1)

Portfolios should be designed to reflect what the client actually needs and what access, if any, is required to money. If an income is needed then it is very important to make plans built around a worse case scenario. If you look at the first graph (Figure 1) this shows that Fred is a fifty five year old man who wants to retire in ten years time. He has one million US dollars in assets and earns USD80,000 per annum after all deductions but spends USD74,000 of it each year. In this case we see Fred has what is considered to be a typical balanced fund allocation with 28% in cash and fixed interest vehicles and 72% in equities.

If things turn out well then, in an optimistic or even average situation, Fred will live well. However, if things do not go according to plan and the worse case scenario prevails Fred will not have enough income to last his lifetime.

(Figure 2)

How can this be? Is it because Fred has taken too much risk or not enough? What can he do? Cut back on the quality of his lifestyle or take even more risk? Actually, this would be the worst possible solution. As can be seen from the second graph (Figure 2), if changes are made whilst keeping spending the same then whilst increasing risk improves the mean and optimistic state of affairs it also affects the pessimistic one as well - and not in a good way. This should be quite obvious to anyone as the more risk is taken the greater the possibility of different outcomes can be.

However, things need not be so. If Fred actually plans for the pessimistic option he will achieve all his goals and, possibly even more. As the third set of figures show, Fred can carry on taking his income of USD74,000 if he goes with a balanced/cautious approach as designed by a multi-manager, multi-asset portfolio, but he cannot do this if he takes a more aggressive or even more cautious approach.

P1 = 76% defensive assets (cash and tier 1 fixed interest), 24% risky assets (tier 2 fixed interest, equities, and property); P2 = 68% defensive assets, 32% risky assets; P3 = 46% defensive assets, 54% risky assets; P4 = 28% defensive assets, 72% risky assets; P5 = 10% defensive assets, 90% risky assets.

It is important here to emphasise what is good for one client is not always good for another. For example, age is an important factor. Let us look at Harold who is in the same situation as Fred but is only forty years old. The amount of money spent per annum is changed in our pessimistic picture until the red line goes to nothing when the planned age of life expectancy is reached - 93 years old. The income and spending allowed is prudent and will allow both clients to have almost complete confidence there will be always be money for them whilst they are alive.

If we look at the last box we can see that if almost no risk is taken then the amount of money available to spend is not actually enough as it only reaches USD72,000. However, by taking the optimal level of risk whilst maintaining a proper level of caution, the desired amount of USD74,000 is achieved. If the risk ratio is increased, and the worse case scenario happens then the amount of money that can be spent each year may only be as little as USD51,000.

Another factor which is seen is that age is important. Harold could be slightly more aggressive if he wanted to be but then he has age on his side. However, if he was still cautious then the mount of annual returns is not affected greatly. Despite this it is very important not to gamble with what is basically your future.

To go back to the beginning of this article, it is very important people realise equities are not the be and end all of investments. They can perform poorly both in the short and long term. Only by creating a portfolio which will perform in all market conditions will a client get what is wanted from his investment.

What is also critical when building a portfolio is understanding that each and every person is different and nobody’s circumstances are the same. However, as can be seen from above, it is actually possible to provide clients with more income by having a more conservative portfolio than they may have believed possible.

This is particularly relevant to people the older they get. This is done by creating a flexible investment strategy that has no loyalty to any particular asset class and, as stated above, taking the multi-manager, multi-asset class alpha management approach as practised by Scott Campbell and his team at MitonOptimal Guernsey.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Photographing stage performers

Stage photography is an exciting and different application of the art of photography. The results can be spectacular and make for wall art. But this type of end result does not come easily, and much forward planning is necessary.

With live theatre and stage performances you have some very difficult composition and lighting problems to contend with if nothing else. You cannot quite ask someone in the middle of the Swan Lake ballet to move a couple of steps to the left and say “Cheese”.

The lighting, too, is quite different from that you normally experience. Stage lighting is generally tungsten based and sharp (what we call “spectral” lighting). Spots for the performers and floods for the background are the hallmarks of the usual stage lighting. The use of spots in particular is used to highlight the principal performer or action on stage, and the lighting technician will follow the performer’s movements, as he knows where the principal dancer is going to move towards. Unfortunately, you don’t!

Successful “stage” photographs are ones that have managed to retain that “stagey” lighting feel to them, so that instantly you look at the image you know it is of a performer on a stage somewhere. Remember that as a photographer you are recording events, people and places as they happen. You are a mirror of the world!

The secret of retaining that stage feel is definitely in the lighting. Because it tends to be dark, we all break out the super-pro flash gear, or activate the in-built flash that comes with the camera. Unfortunately, the pro-flash gear can overpower the stage lights and you lose the effect. All you get is someone dressed in strange garb, flash-lit at night. Not Othello at all! On the other hand, the simple inbuilt flash just won’t carry the distance from seat 15E to the stage.

Here’s what to do. Reset the camera’s ISO to 800 ASA if you can, but 400 ASA will do at a pinch. This is to allow for handholding the camera in the stage situation.

The next tip - leave the flash in the bag, or turn it off at the camera. Now I know it is dark, but you are trying to retain the stage lighting effects. In other words, you are going to let the stage’s lighting technician be the source of light for your photograph too. With some point and shoot cameras this is actually quite difficult to do, but if in doubt, read the instruction manual (see last week’s column).

Tip number 3 - get as close to the action as you can. Now I know the pro photographers get to walk right up on stage, shoot the performer clean in the eye and shuffle off stage left. You will probably be thrown out on your ear if you try it (also stage left), so please don’t. However, get a seat as close to the action as you can, and then select a lens that can allow you to fill the frame with the performers. Shots that show an entire dark stage with two tiny little people spot lit in front are not good stage shots. In fact they are not good anything shots! If all you have is a fixed lens point and shooter, get as close to the front of the stage as you can. You can still get the scene stopping shot - you have just to get very close. OK? For practice, go to the Malibu Cabaret (back to the corner of Second Road and Soi Post Office) as you can get very close there.

Now then, as far as f stops and the like are concerned - if you are confident in these things, then monitor for the central subject. If you are unsure, just set the camera on “Auto” - with the 400 ASA pre-selected as there will be enough light to run the “auto” settings.

So there you are. Get close, use high ASA numbers and no flash. The Malibu Cabaret is as a good place to start. You can practically sit on the stage and the performers will even “stop” the action for you! Have fun.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Smoking reduces the risk of Dementia?

In the Pattaya Mail of late there has been much debate in the Reader’s Letters page over smoking. I have zealously resisted the chance to hop into the minefield, and it certainly seems that the same old names are there week after week. While much of the debate is whether or not sidestream smoke is dangerous for the individuals in that environment, it also encompasses whether smokers have any “rights” and many will justify their “choice” saying that it hurts nobody but themselves.

I am not joining the debate, as it is usually a pointless exercise, as many of you have already found. But perhaps the following may be of interest when looking at the arguments put forward.

The smokers amongst you will have seized on that headline and are now voraciously reading this item, in the hope that you have some evidence to throw in the face of those who would point the finger at all smokers.

As reported in the British Medical Journal, a publication not known for wild and extravagant claims, researchers investigated claims that smoking enhances memory, vigilance, attention and reduces the risk of Dementia.

Now, when the British Medical Journal (BMJ) publishes results, the author has been checked for his or her bona fides, and the results are also checked by independent specialists. When the BMJ publishes something, it is authoritative.

In the article ‘Long term smoking contributes to cognitive decline’, the study was based on about 500 men and women who were all born in 1936 and who had taken part in the same IQ survey in 1947, and who had agreed to be re-examined at the age of about 64 between 2000 - 2002 to measure any decline.

In essence, what the researchers did, was to look at the IQ score of the 500 people when they were 11 years old, and then compare the scores at age 64. It was found that many factors were involved, including education, occupation, lung function and smoking.

The authors, from universities at Aberdeen and Edinburgh, reported in a paper in Addictive Behaviors, “Current smokers and non-smokers had significantly different mental test scores at age 64. This difference remained after adjustment for childhood IQ,” said the authors.

Now comes the crunch line. “After adjustment for childhood IQ, a positive smoking history was associated with lower performance on tests of psychomotor speed and on a composite score derived from five cognitive tests,” says the report. “There were no differences in IQ at age 11 by smoking status, but by age 64, current smokers were performing less well on cognitive tests than non-smokers and former smokers. Psychomotor speed was lower in smokers.”

After taking every other variable factor into consideration, the research debunked the claims that smoking enhances memory, vigilance, attention and reduces the risk of Dementia. In fact, it was quite the reverse. Quoting directly from the report in the BMJ, “We conclude that long term smoking does not produce long term cognitive benefits; to the contrary, smoking makes a small but significant contribution to cognitive decline from age 11 to 64.”

The authors added, “The data obtained here suggest that about 5.7 percent of the variance in cognitive function at age 64 is attributable to the effects of education and occupation after adjustment for IQ at age 11. Thereafter, small but significant negative contributions amounting to no more than about 4 percent are made by a combination of smoking and impaired lung function acting both together and alone. Although negative effects on cognition are relatively small in terms of a single individual, these effects are important at the population level. As a lifestyle choice, they are open to modification and thereby to enhancement of retention of cognitive function.”

This research has shown that you can expect a slow deterioration in your mental function, but if you remain interested in life and continue your education, have an interesting job and don’t smoke, you have every chance of still being on the ball when you turn 64.

But as a smoker, you will have reduced your mental capacity by 10 percent. Now while 10 percent doesn’t sound much, in the IQ stakes, it means a lot!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,

I have just returned from another long and enjoyable stay in ‘sunny’ Thailand but I just cannot rest happy. At the end of a row of small bars/restaurants, opposite the Asia Hotel on Soi 4 Pratamnak adjacent to the last building are two cages housing two foxes in the most abject and deplorable conditions. The poor animals can barely stand up nor turnaround and just lay in their excrement suffering in the heat with barely any water. What were once beautiful animals now have filthy matted coats and they always appear to be starving.

During my time living nearby, myself and a Swiss gentleman would regularly visit them with food and water. From enquiries made with a lady living in the building next door to the foxes’ cages it would appear that the foxes were transported to Pattaya from Loie in Northern Thailand by a man who intended to farm them for profit, but he has since lost interest in them.

The sad plight of these animals has since caused me nightmares (and shame) that I did not do more for them. I am hoping that with your contacts and obvious kind and compassionate heart that you can do something to help these poor and unfortunate animals. (I shall reward you with the best Belgian chocolates on my return!)

Chris J.

Dear Chris J,

This really isn’t my role, but with the thought of Belgian chocolates on the horizon, and after hiding my faux fox stole in the closet, I will try to contact any animal refuge groups to see if they can help, but generally they are over-run with stray dogs, and not foxes. It would not be possible to just take them to the nearest temple, as what happens with a lot of the excess dog populations. Foxes and chickens do not make for good neighbors. I will also place an abridged version of your letter in the Reader’s Letters page for you, which I think might get a better response than the agony aunt’s readers letters.

Dear Hillary,

This is a serious question. Why are all Thai women addicted to sales? My Thai GF cannot walk past a shop which has a “sale” sign without going in and if it has a two for one deal she’s sold, even though we don’t need it or already have one (from the last sale). I have spoken to mates and they all say the same, so is it something that’s taught in Thai schools or what? Or is it the bowerbird complex that women have in general and Thai women have it in big degrees?

Thom

Dear Thom,

No, Petal, the addiction to sales is not taught in schools because it is already in the genetic make-up of all Thai women, so it is more like an inbuilt bowerbird complex as you say. All it needs to trigger the response is the smell of farang money. Like Pavlov’s dogs that would run when a bell was rung, Thai women run to the shops when shown a full wallet. The two for one deal shows just how she is being frugal and looking after your interests and money (so there is still some left for tomorrow’s sales). You should be thankful. By the way, get her to let me know when the next sale is on.

Dear Hillary,

I come over to Thailand at least three times a year for one month at a time and I have now got a steady girlfriend for the last two times. She waits for me and goes up to the village in between times and comes down to meet me at the airport. She is now asking me to buy a house which she says would be for us both when I come over, rather than getting hotel rooms each time. I can sort of see the logic in this, but it looks expensive to me. I’m told that I cannot own the house either, which seems pretty silly, but if that’s the rules, that’s the rules. Have you any experience in these things, Hillary? I don’t want to lose this girlfriend, but my friends all tell me that this is a dangerous situation. Just how dangerous, and in what way?

Jock

Dear Jock,

That’s a good Scottish name, so I can see why you want to keep a tight rein on the expenses. The person you should be referring this question to is a real estate agent, and there are some honest ones in town. It is correct that you cannot own land in your own name as a foreigner, but there are many ways around this issue. However, you can own a condominium (flat) in your own name, and since you are only going to be here three months a year, that would seem the better option to me in many ways. Be real, Jock ma wee Scottish petal, you hardly know this gurrl at all, so it is far too early to be talking about buying hoosses. Would you do this after two months with a bonnie Scottish lassie? Slow down. Enjoy her company when you are here, but keep your sporran tightly locked!


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya

Toy Story & Toy Story 2 (3D): US, Animation/ Family – Still not playing in Pattaya as of Wednesday, but perhaps it started yesterday. If so, see them. They are two of the best films of the 90s, in a lot of people’s opinion, and here’s your chance to see these two terrific genre-changing Pixar films in a theater with an audience, as you should, and with a nice 3D added. Though added in postproduction, this 3D process really seems to work. I just saw Toy Story 2, and I loved it! With the voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles, and many others. Reviews: Universal acclaim, individually, and as a package. Only in 3D, so that means only at Pattaya Beach, if playing at all.

Inception: (Scheduled) US/ UK, Drama/ Mystery/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Has garnered a raft of ecstatic reviews, and sounds at the very least like a not-to-be-missed event. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio in what has been lauded as another outstanding state-of-the-art acting job . It’s written, directed, and produced by Christopher Nolan, so it’s his baby entirely, and it’s been called a worthy successor to his memorable Memento. About controlling a person through messing with his dreams. Early reviews: Universal acclaim.

I Love You Phillip Morris: France/ US, Comedy/ Drama – A bit raunchy in its language at times, and a theme that won’t please everyone, but I think it’s a terrific love story, even if the love dare not speak its name. Actually, they do speak its name here – in fact they shout about gay love from the rooftops, and sing about it in the jail cells. Basically, this is the story of a scam artist (Jim Carrey) and his love for Phillip Morris (Ewan McGregor), with whom he fell in love during a prison sentence. If you have mixed feelings about Jim Carrey, give him a break on this one. I think he’s really good. Rated R in the US for sexual content including strong dialogue, and language; 18+ in Thailand. Generally favorable reviews. Hopefully it’s still playing – if so, probably only at Pattaya Beach. Highly recommended.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: US, Fantasy/ Romance/ Thriller – The gang is back again! Or should it be “the pack”? In this episode, Bella is forced to choose between her love for Edward (heartthrob Robert Pattinson, a vampire) and her friendship with Jacob (heartthrob Taylor Lautner, member of the Quileute Wolfpack) – knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and wolfpack, and a tissy fit between fans of each. Mixed or average reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

Despicable Me (3D): (Scheduled) US, Animation/ Family – This first film from a new animation shop set up at Universal captures much of what one likes about Pixar cartoons, but with a bit of a European sensibility. Though it’s an American story, it was a Spanish animator’s idea, and realized by a French animation house. It’s funny, clever, and filled with memorable characters, all about a super villain, voiced by Steve Carell, who is planning the biggest heist in the history of the world: he’s going to steal the moon. Three little orphan girls challenge his plans. Generally favorable reviews. Probably at Pattaya Beach only.

Predators: US, Action/ Adventure/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – I enjoyed this! Of its type, I thought it quite superior. I was impressed by the fun the actors seemed to be having with their characters (Lawrence Fishburne especially giving a deliciously-chewed performance!). I thought the photography was striking, the mood nicely tense and forbidding, and the music fascinating! I’m not a particular fan of this sort of action film, but I found it quite entertaining. Starring Adrien Brody, and directed by Hungarian filmmaker Nimrod Antal (Kontroll). Rock-solid, old-school thrills. Mixed or average reviews. Big C also has a Thai-dubbed version.

Knight and Day: US, Action/ Comedy/ Thriller – The film where Tom Cruise gets to be charming again, after a considerable absence. And he is, with charisma to spare. I found it pleasantly amusing, as much a cute rom-com as an action flick. Mixed or average reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

The Karate Kid: US/ China, Action/ Drama/ Family/ Sport – Even worse than I had imagined. Filmed in Beijing emphasizing tourism sites, which the Chinese required; turns out that’s the best part. Generally favorable reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

The A-Team: US, Action/ Adventure/ Thriller – A big-screen version of the TV series, which captures the superficial and noisy spirit of the original. There were actually spots I enjoyed, here and there between the noisy action scenes. A group of Iraq War veterans looks to clear their name with the US military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime – they were actually framed. Going “rogue,” the colorful team utilizes their unique talents to try and clear their names and find the true culprits. Starring Liam Neeson and Jessica Biel. Rated 18+. Mixed or average reviews. Not at Big C.

Sorry Saranghaeyo: Thai/ South Korea, Comedy/ Romance – A Thai woman is obsessed with Korean styles and one Korean heartthrob and convinces her sister to travel to South Korea to saturate herself with all things Korean. Directed by Poj Arnon (Bangkok Love Story (2007)), who says that this is his first film about a man and woman in love. He’s known for his Katoey comedies and gay love stories.

Prince of Persia: US, Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy/ Romance – An old-style Arabian Nights story, set in medieval Persia when a nefarious nobleman (a deliciously villainous Ben Kingsley) covets the Sands of Time, a magical dagger that allows its possessor to turn back time. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal and a quite appealing Gemma Arterton. Mixed or average reviews. Pattaya Beach only, if still playing.


Staying happy in Paradise - the Counseling Corner

Frustration in the bedroom: Impotence

Richard L. Fellner

Erectile dysfunction (ED) is defined by the inability of a man to maintain an erection sufficient for intercourse in more than two-thirds of the attempts during half a year. So if it only ‘doesn’t work’ now and then, it isn’t a disorder requiring treatment. But with age, more men have to deal with ED: only one in ten 40 to 49-year-old men is affected, but among 60 to 69-year-olds it is at least one in three.

Especially in older men, physical conditions often cause or at least contribute to ED, while in men under 55, there are almost always mental triggers. ‘Magic bullets’ like Viagra are therefore not really advisable for this younger group of men, not only out of the possible adverse consequences of long-term use, but also for the risk of a psychological dependency on the ‘power pill’.

As an ED can be indicative of heart, cardiovascular and other serious diseases, a medical checkup is the first thing to do. If no physical causes can be found, however, a few counseling sessions with a sex therapist can often set a new pace. ‘I feel incredibly liberated,’ a client once said at the end of our sessions. Indeed, trying to improve their ‘sexual fitness’, many men can give new and more positive impetus to their own sexuality. For what could be more fair in sex than Men’s Lib?

Live the happy life you planned! Richard L. Fellner is head of the Counseling Center Pattaya in Soi Kopai and offers consultations in English and German languages after making appointments at 0854 370 470.