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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Here we go again… Part 1

All economic historians know about the tragic year of 1932. Back then everyone believed that the measures taken by Hoover’s administration had beaten the recession of the day. Stock markets and optimism soared.

Fast-forward 78 years to a similar situation being described by Jeremy Grantham, founder/director of GMO, a leading US-based global investment firm.

“The market has had a near record rally, sprinting far past our estimated fair value of 875 for the S&P 500. [Ben] Bernanke [Chairman of the US Federal Reserve] is, in fact, begging us to speculate, and is being mean only to conservative investors like pensioners who cannot make a penny on their cash.”

As in the days that followed the great Wall Street Crash of 1929, the masters of the universe have taken charge. They have prescribed a massive bailout programme that prevented the complete meltdown of the financial system and engineered a temporary economic recovery. The obvious cost of this bailout has been the unprecedented deterioration of the Federal balance sheet. But Grantham points to the less obvious, but perhaps more severe cost incurred by rewarding recklessness and saving the incompetent.

“Weak enterprises, financial and other, were not gobbled up by the stronger, more prudent, and more competent natural survivors, and there is a long-term cost in that. So now, Bernanke begs us to speculate, and we are obedient. Despite being hammered down twice in 10 years and getting punished for speculating, we again pick ourselves up off of the canvas and get back into the good fight. Such persistence is unprecedented - 20 years for each really painful experience has been the normal recovery time - but Uncles Ben and Alan [Greenspan, former Chairman of the US Fed] have treated us so well in these two disasters that, with hindsight, they don’t feel so bad after all. Yes, the market is still down a lot in over 10 years and on our data is likely to have a second consecutive very poor decade, but we have had two wonderful recoveries in which the more speculative you were, the more money you made. So why not break the historical rules and try a third time? Perhaps this time it will be lucky.”

Given the current state of the US economy and the global markets our friend at GMO is far from optimistic about what where the Fed’s policy will likely lead us - off the edge of a cliff.

“To do it twice seems like sadism. And for us to play the game once more seems like lining up behind hot stoves and begging, ‘Please, can I burn my hand a third time?’ Investors used to be more pain averse. The key shift seems to be the confidence we now have in Bernanke’s soldiering on with low rates and moral hazard to the bitter end, if necessary, cliff or no cliff. The concept of moral hazard has changed. It used to be a vague expression of intent: ‘If anything goes wrong, I will help you if I can.’ It seems to have been transmuted into a cast-iron commitment. The Fed seems to be pledging that it will bail us out after every flood. All that is lacking is a rainbow. This time, the recovery for the total market was 80% in one year, second only to 1932, and the really speculative stocks are almost double the market, as they also were in 1932.”

Back in 1932, however, the conditions were different. Grantham believes they were more conducive to such a rally. But he argues that today’s excessive market responses have occurred because stocks are far more sensitive to low rates and the Fed’s policy than the real economy itself.

The economy is “limping back into action” as it attempts to shake off the excessive mortgage defaults and public debt, he says, but it will face “seven lean years” before the fundamentals get back on the right track. And this calls for a more bearish and boorish approach to investment than the speculative bull being reared on Bernanke’s ranch.

“The economy’s durability and flexibility is usually undersold by the bears, and I have generally been leery of underestimating its potential. But we can probably agree that the economy is plagued by unusual problems this time. It is therefore perhaps more likely that the economy will recover in fits and starts, and that over several years it will underperform its historical record.”

This is why John Sheehan, managing director of Bangkok-based Global Markets Asia, has for some time now seen the next 12 months starting from July as both a tricky and a crucial time - even a positive outcome is fraught with danger, yet whatever happens over the next year will play a defining role in what path the global economy takes for many years to come.

If both the economic recovery and the drop off in unemployment are slow then Bernanke will keep rates very low, as promised. “In that case,” says Grantham, “stocks and general speculation will very probably rise from levels that are already overpriced. And if they do, Bernanke will definitely not be concerned and has told us as much.”

Despite many foreign central banks taking sensible, precautionary action against the risks from emerging asset class bubbles, Bernanke has adopted Alan Greenspan’s stance of “let the bubbles take care of themselves”. He may event doubt their existence, according to Grantham, which is a disturbing perspective given the speculation-fuelled foam bath that lurks around the corner.

To be continued…

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on graham@mbmg-international.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Changing DOF

Depth of Field (DOF) is something that seems to be a challenge for many weekend photographers, though it does not have to be. Mastery of DOF really is the second rule of photography in my opinion. Before you ask, the first rule is to walk several meters closer to the subject!

Pic of welcome mat taken at f2.8 and 410 mm focal length.

The DOF in any picture can often make or break the entire photograph, but knowing how to manipulate the depth of field improves your photography instantly!

DOF is an optical characteristic and depends solely on the lens being used and the aperture selected. Altering the shutter speed does not change the DOF.

DOF really refers to the zone of “sharpness” (or being in acceptable focus) from foreground items to background items in any photograph. This is different from what the eye sees, as the eye can instantly focus on near and far objects, giving the impression that everything in your field of vision is in sharp focus. The camera, however, gives you a slice of time.

The first concept to remember is “1/3rd forwards and 2/3rds back.” Again this is a law of optical physics, but means that the DOF, from foreground to background in your photograph can be measured, and from the focus point in the photo, extends towards you by one third and extends away from the focus point by two thirds.

For those of you with SLR’s, especially the older manual focus SLR’s, you will even find a series of marks on the focusing ring of the lens to indicate the Depth of Field that is possible with that lens.

Take a look at this week’s photograph, and look at the background. It has been made into a soft blur. How did I change this DOF sharpness? Answer, with a flick of the wrist!

You see, for each focal length of lens, the DOF possible is altered by the Aperture. The rule here is simple - the higher the Aperture number, the greater the DOF and the lower the Aperture number, the shorter the DOF. In simple terms, for any given lens, you get greater front to back sharpness with f22 and you get very short front to back sharpness at f4.

For example, using a 24 mm focal length lens focused on an object 2 meters away - if you select f22, the DOF runs from just over 0.5 meter to 5 meters (4.5 meters total), but if you select f11 it only runs from 1 m to 4 m (3 m total) and if you choose f5.6 the Depth of Field is only from 1.5 m to 3 m (1.5 m total).

On the other hand, using a longer 135 mm focal length lens focused at the same point 2 meters away, you get the following Depths of Field - at f22 it runs from 1.9 m to 2.2 m (0.3 m) and at f5.6 it is 1.95 m to 2.1 m (a total of 0.15 m).

Analysis of all these initially confusing numbers gives you now complete mastery of DOF in any of your photographs. Simply put another way - the higher the Aperture number, the greater the DOF; the smaller the Aperture number the smaller the DOF; plus the longer the lens, the shorter the DOF, the shorter the lens, the longer the DOF (just remember the ‘opposites’ - the longer gives shorter).

Now to apply this formula - when shooting a landscape for example, where you want great detail from the foreground, right the way through to the mountains five kilometers away, then use a short lens (24 mm is ideal) set at f22 and focused on a point about 2 km away.

On the other hand, when shooting a portrait where you only want to have the eyes and mouth in sharp focus you would use a longer lens (and here the 135 is ideal) and a smaller Aperture number of around f5.6 to f4 and focus directly on the eyes to give that ultra short Depth of Field required.

Master it this weekend, and just remember that these optical laws hold good for all cameras, be they film or digital.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

The ‘Big C’ diagnosis

Sometimes I get somewhat philosophical in this column. This is one of those. You may agree or disagree with my thoughts, but for me, I just want to make people think and discuss, and since I have been a doctor for over 40 years, I have seen many patients who have been told they have “Cancer”.

Generally, a patient ends up with a diagnosis of “Cancer” after a period of ill health followed by careful and appropriate tests, generally involving a biopsy. It is not a ‘hit or miss’ diagnosis. It is not a diagnosis we take lightly. In many instances, the diagnosis may completely alter the lifestyle of the person. It may even herald the beginning of the end. It is at this stage you should be told whether the cancer is benign or malignant. If it is benign, you can live with it. If it is malignant, you may not be able to live with it.

From the doctor’s point of view, this is also a very difficult diagnosis to impart to any patient. Some doctors are better at it than others, and by and large, Thai doctors find it very difficult, and undoubtedly language is part of the problem.

So what should you do after getting the bad news? The first thing to do if you feel there may be some doubt about the diagnosis, is then go and get a second opinion, or even a third. It is your body and your life that we are talking about.

The next is to consult the internet. You have to become the world’s expert on your particular type of cancer. Sure, listen carefully to your doctor, and don’t be afraid to ask questions. Even the “How long have I got?” sort of questions, even though you will find that your doctor may squirm at that and try to avoid answering directly. Persevere. It is your body and your life that we are talking about.

Now, it is important for you to find out just how advanced is your cancer. Is it still at the stage of being just a primary, or has it spread, called secondaries or metastases?

This next piece of advice is somewhat contentious, but represents my thoughts on the situation, after 40 years of medical experience. (That’s why they call it medical “practice” - eventually you get it right.)

There is a scanning procedure called a “PET” scan (positron emission tomography) which can help to demonstrate a cancer, stage a cancer, show whether a lump is cancer or not, to show whether a cancer has spread to other parts of the body (metastasized), assist in choosing the best treatment for your cancer, to show how well cancer drug treatment is working and show the difference between scar tissue and active cancer tissue. With some cancers, PET scans are often used to look for cancer in the lymph nodes in the body, or to show whether the cancer has spread to other areas such as liver, brain and bones. This can help your specialist (and you) to decide whether it is possible to remove the cancer with surgery.

Unfortunately, PET scans are not cheap, and not every hospital has one. In fact, very few. The only one I know is in the Wattanasoth Cancer Hospital in the Bangkok Hospital (info@bangkokhospital.com). You are looking at around 90,000 THB, though I believe they are running a promotion with the price now 53,000 THB.

I believe that the most logical step after the biopsy is the PET scan. You need to know whether your cancer is localized, or has it spread? If it has, how many metastases are there, and where in your body do they lie?

Now with all the information before you, as to the type of cancer you have, knowledge of its aggression and response to treatment and whether it is still localized or otherwise, means you can make an informed decision on your future.

For me, if I had a localized tumor with a good response to surgery/chemo/radiotherapy I would go for full-on treatment. If I had a tumor that had spread everywhere with a poor response to treatment I would go to Disneyland.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Hello Hillary,

I have been reading your letter page for many years but after reading it today I was having such a good laugh I thought I would send you a few lines to thank you for making my day, and the subject is that 9 to 19 year old boy let loose on his own in Pattaya. What a clown, and, how many clowns like him are there in our lovely city? You can go into any large store in Pattaya and find girls sitting alone at restaurants, but what this boy does not realize is a lot of the girls use them as a base for attracting men. They do not work in bars so they must be nice girls (come into my net little boy).

I have been here a long time now and served my apprenticeship all over Pattaya, in bars, restaurants, massage parlors, and shops. It is a very long learning curve and not for a faint hearted 19 year old. I suggest he returns home and next time he arrives bring his Papa along to look after him. I loved your ending to the reply you sent him, “Come for step two on your 10th birthday,” (brilliant).
Happy Elder Gentleman

Dear Happy Elder Gentleman,
After your long and arduous training sessions, I am so happy to hear that you are now “happy” as well as old. I have to say you have certainly done the ‘hard’ yards during the apprenticeship, with the “bars, restaurants, massage parlors, and shops”. Did you get certificates as well from all these centers of learning? Was there a graduation ceremony, if so, I am sure the editor would love to publish it. But, jokes aside, there are young chaps amongst the good burghers of Pattaya who are rather damp behind the ears, to put it mildly, though they are my crosses to bear, my Petal. If I don’t look after them, who knows where they might end up? I am glad you have enjoyed the column for many years, it is people like you who make it all worthwhile. That is all the sleepless nights and endless worrying about our young people these days. I am sure you were never as na๏ve as all that, were you?

Dear Hillary,
A chap called John wrote in a couple of weeks ago complaining that his rented “wife” for two weeks was costing him a lot of money. He wrote, “The girl has got her hand out for this and that, mobile phone needs replacement, money for Mama, money here, money there. It really does add up. I think you should be letting your readers know about these things, Hillary.” Now I don’t know where he comes from, Hillary, but for as long as I’ve been reading your column, which is a few years now, you have been advising and warning all the “John’s, Tom’s, Dick’s and Harry’s” about just that problem. What does he expect? She’s got two weeks to make the biggest score she can, and she certainly found one sucker in John. It was up to him to just say “No!” What could she have done? Run away? That won’t happen, not while our John has anything left in his wallet. Don’t these people understand the financial nature of their lifetime friend after two weeks?
James

Dear James,
Like you, I wonder some days, my Petal. Are these people like John living in some kind of a time warp? They must think the price for everything has remained the same as it was 20 years ago. Unfortunately, everything has gone up in price in that time, so much so that I have to rely on hand-outs for my chocolates and champagne. I certainly can’t afford them on my salary. I agree with your comments James; people like John have to start facing reality regarding their liaisons.

Dear Hillary,
You spend so much time helping others, why doesn’t the Pattaya Mail nominate you for an award from the government? There’s lots of people not as deserving as you who get awards. If you got the nomination, there might also be some champagne at the ceremony. Who do I contact for you, Petal?
Norman

Dear Norman (the Nominator),
My natural modesty is such that I could not possibly accept such accolades (no matter how deserving I am), but editor@pattayamail.com would be a good start. In the meantime, just send the champagne and chocolates directly to the Pattaya Mail office, but clearly marked “For Hillary only”.

Dear Hillary,
Do you really live in a little attic above the newspaper office? I often drive past the office and wonder if you are up there, writing your weekly advice column for the lovelorn. Does the editor allow you any time off? I will treat you to a cup of coffee some day if you are free.
Carl

Dear Carl,
Thank you for your caring thoughts. You are very sweet. I don’t actually sleep in my little office, but do work in a small room upstairs, surrounded by tear-stained hankies, as I try to come to terms with all the suffering in the world. It is a very difficult job, caring Carl.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya

Toy Story 3: US, Animation/ Adventure/ Comedy/ Family/ Fantasy – I have seen this, and I think it is inspired. I loved every minute of it. The set-up: Andy, the boy who owns the toys, is now 17 and ready to head off to college, leaving Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, and the rest of the toy-box gang to ponder their uncertain futures. When the toys are accidentally donated to the Sunnyside Daycare center they’re initially overjoyed to once again be played with, but their enthusiasm quickly gives way to horror as they discover the true nature of the establishment under the rule of the deceptively welcoming “Lotso” Bear. Starring the voices of Tom Hanks and many other talented actors; there are 302 characters in the film, and they’re all gems! Reviews: Universal acclaim.

Huang Pee Teng / Luang Pee Teng III / The Holy Man III: Thai, Comedy/ Drama – The continuing misadventures of a young, self-confident, and stubborn monk who, in trying to escape from a world of confusion, only finds more confusion.

Little Thing Called Love / First Love: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – A young and ordinary high school girl has a big crush on a heartthrob senior at school, played by for-real heartthrob Mario Maurer. To make him see that she exists in his world, the girl tries to improve her physical looks and tries to become a star at school, without getting the results she wants.

Salt: US, Action/ Thriller – Bombastic, complicated, old-school spy action-thriller, starring Angelina Jolie. Angelina is a marvel to watch as she plays a CIA officer on the run, using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative to elude capture and prove her innocence. An unpretentious piece of action-movie craftsmanship that’s a better Bond movie than most recent Bond movies. Generally favorable reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

Step Up 3D: US, Drama/ Music/ Romance – Breakdancers! Third installment of the Step Up series, popular with fans of dance films. Showing in 3D and 2D at Pattaya Beach, 2D only at Major.

Boonchu 10: Thai, Comedy/ Drama – Another in the homespun teen comedy series of a country boy’s adventures in Bangkok.

The Last Airbender: US, Action/ Adventure/ Family/ Fantasy – I saw this yet again, this time in 3D. For this film, the 3D was a hasty decision of the producers at the last minute, and the final cut of the 2D film, shortened by 25 minutes, was hurriedly transformed into 3D by a post-production process of questionable quality. It’s not good 3D. We should call this process something like “2D Plus” to distinguish it from real 3D, planned from the beginning for 3D using 3D equipment.

And yes it is darker than the 2D version, not as crisp, the colors a bit muddy, but for me not as much as I was expecting. I do think that given a choice you should see the 2D version. If, that is, you plan to see it at all. And despite the terrible reviews it has received, it seems to be doing well enough. You have a choice of seeing it in either 2D or 3D at Pattaya Beach; at Major it’s only in 2D, and at Big C it’s 2D and Thai-dubbed. Generally unfavorable reviews, one point away from the category “Overwhelming dislike.”

I’ve already described how disappointed I am with the film and how fond I am of the source material, the brilliant 61-episode American animated television series, Avatar: The Last Airbender. That series, and this film, are set in a world of Chinese martial arts, drawing on Chinese and Japanese culture, and Indian religions.

At this viewing I was particularly annoyed by the acting of Nicola Peltz as Katara. It really was a horribly inadequate acting job, and since she was tasked with the unenviable job of delivering reams of voice-over narration to a seemingly unending extent, her inadequacies were laid out for all to see at too-frequent intervals. I don’t want to call her a terrible actress because what we see might be the result of a number of things, including bad directing and bad dialogue. But whatever the cause, this performance just didn’t work. Her delivery was breathy, unbelievably amateurish, with little connect with what she was saying. This was also true to a lesser extent with the other two juvenile leads, Jackson Rathbone as Sokka, and the Avatar himself, Aang, played by Noah Ringer.

My recommendation still is to buy the truly fine animated series, and skip the movie.

Inception: US/ UK, Drama/ Mystery/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – A brilliant and extraordinarily challenging film that has gotten ecstatic reviews from those attuned to director Christopher Nolan’s brand of mind games. For them, a not-to-be-missed event. Highly recommended. Generally favorable reviews. Not at Big C.

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: Completely disposable. If you have nothing else to do and want to waste a couple of hours without thinking too much, this is one way to do it. Especially if you like the persona of Nicolas Cage. Apparently Cage wanted to make a feature length movie based upon the Sorcerer’s Apprentice segment of Walt Disney’s Fantasia. Cage plays the sorcerer and Jay Baruchel plays an average college student who becomes the apprentice – the character played by Mickey Mouse. I am way put off by the physical mannerisms and irritating, whiney, unpleasant voice of Jay Baruchel. I don’t know how he got to be such a star.

More serious is the terrible editing. Here we have a superb example of action editing where you cannot tell what’s happening or who is doing what to whom. Just impressions, no dramatic meaning. Montage sequence of car chases and wrecks. Rapid-fire flashes of images. I’ve talked about this before, and I am now officially starting a list of “Bad Editors – Guilty of Crimes Against Cinema!” A list of those criminally responsible for making a movie unwatchable by the editing alone. Apprentice was edited by William Goldenberg, and he goes to the top of the list, being the first one. He edited the two Nicolas Cage vehicles in the National Treasure series, and Miami Vice in 2006, and is now in the process of editing Transformers 3, where he’ll fit right in. If you have nominations for this list, feel free to let me know.

Mixed or average reviews. In Thai only at Big C.

Tukky: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Thai fantasy tale of an ugly princess in a magical land, and the top Thai film at the moment.


Staying happy in Paradise - the Counseling Corner

Thailand - Western Relationships

Richard L. Fellner

Relationships between Thais and Western partners, though dozens of books have been written on this topic already, in this Counseling Corner series, we will look below the surface to devote ourselves to the most important issues that can await those who enter such relationships.

Part 1: Social Status

Here in Pattaya, there are often relationships developing between people who would rarely fall head over heels in love in the West. When a western engineer, teacher or head of department starts dreaming about a future together with the daughter of a rice farmer, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that difficulties are inevitable.

Numerous studies show that those relationships in which both partners come from a similar social class usually work out best. In a Thai-Western relationship, the income gap between both partners may still be large, but it is advantageous if they had a comparable length of education and grew up in similar levels of society.

The dream of a Cinderella discovered and rescued by a dauntless white knight who leads both to a golden and (mutually!) happy future, unfortunately often just remains what it is... While exceptions may occur once in a while, too often, it is usually rather disillusionment and problems that are gaining on the couple - problems they can barely resolve on their own. In such relationships, a feeling often shared by both sides is that neither can understand the emotions, behavior or concerns of their partner, nor do they themselves feel really understood. Both are caught in a frustrating stalemate in which a feeling of great attraction can’t divert from a strong sense that without some neutral moderation, it might not be possible for both partners to communicate efficiently and find their initial happiness.

Live the happy life you planned! Richard L. Fellner is head of the Counseling Center Pattaya in Soi Kopai and offers consultations in English and German languages after making an appointment at 0854 370 470.