Dear Hillary,
There are two very nice girls I have met recently and I would like to take them out. My problem is the fact that they both work in the same office! If I take one out, I am worried the other then will not come – and vice versa. I have no intention of settling down and my contract runs out anyway soon. What do you advise, wise Hillary?
Undecided.
Dear Undecided,
Why are you cluttering up your life agonizing over ridiculous decisions that don’t have to be made? You have already said you are only here for a short time, so stop worrying! If you are desperate to take them both out then ask them both at the same time and invite them to go to the zoo with you. I think you should be in a cage anyway, as you need protection.
