Dear Hillary,
Is this correct that you are going to get married? Please stop the ceremony right now. The man’s a wastrel. This is not the first time he has attempted to seduce you with offers, financial and otherwise. I can understand your getting lonely, but don’t let your previous high standards slip.
Concerned of Rong Po
Dear Concerned of Rong Po,
No need to worry Petal, though I do thank you for your concerns. I remember him making fun of my favorite floral dress some years back, and he doesn’t improve with age, either. Not even champagne and chocolates will sway me (though a Veuve Clicquot could go close).
