Dear Hillary,
The age-old age dilemma was highlighted again a couple of weeks ago, with a 70 year old torn between 20 year olds, right the way through to 60 year olds. The writer felt it was wrong to date 20 year olds, and the 60 year olds were just a tad on the old side. This was conveniently glossing over the fact that at 70 your writer was no spring chicken either. Let’s face it, the 70 year old chap isn’t going to be around all that long either. One of your regulars, Robert, quoted Mark Twain: “Age is only mind over matter. If you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.” How could you beat that?
Robert
Dear Robert,
You’re quite right, I couldn’t beat Mark Twain, other than the fact he is dead, and I’m very much alive. Well, alive at least. Thank you, Petal, you have given me new hope as I scour the streets looking for “my” man.
