Dear Hillary,
Do you mop up the tears in your letter box every morning? How do you keep up with all the tears that must come through every day? Every week another tale of doom and destruction, another house lost, and pig farms as well I read a couple of months ago. Or are you a victim as well? Clothes cut up? Smart phone didn’t warn you? Or even worse, she took the phone with her?
Jimmy
Dear Jimmy,
Mopping up isn’t the hardest – it’s finding enough tissues to cope with the flow. I already save up all the tissues that come with the reporters’ take aways and mop the mail box with them, but they don’t last long. Now as to your second question, yes I am a victim – I got ripped off at the local fresh market by one stall holder who short changed me, but I didn’t know till I was counting my 25 satangs that evening.
