Dear Hillary,
I have noticed that you spend much of your column appealing to your worried fans to send you champagne and chocolates. Do you think this is fair? These people have problems and you dismiss them with a “send chocolates and champagne” answer. What is it with you and the chewies anyway?
Perplexed
Dear Perplexed,
You young people are all the same these days – wanting an answer for everything and no waiting. Some things are just written in the stars, my Petal. I suppose you also want to know why the earth is round, when the simple answer is just because it is! Likewise with Hillary and my chocolates.
Now, for having read your letter, Perplexed, that’s one chocolate bar. For replying to it that’s another. Remember that not everyone is like you, my little enquirer. That lovely man Jack Wild, who wants to build me a Grand Hyatt Erawan in the front garden of my townhouse dropped in a beautiful bottle of New Zealand wine the other day. Thanks Jack. Jack knows what life’s about, Petal! Even if he is a kiwi. You’ll get there too – eventually! And no grass at the front please.
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