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A couple of weeks ago, one of your readers was complaining about getting massaged at the urinal.  Peculiar this has never happened to me at the Hilton, Le Saigon, Bruno’s, La Bocca, Volterra, Sugar Hut, or Cabbages and Condoms.  In fact it has never happened to me anywhere, but I confess not to being an idiot wasting time/money on bars and clubs.  Why have you not asked the “Mama San” (or owner) rather than presume it happens at ‘gay’ places in the gents WC? For your benefit I have done a short google search and have discovered this for you.  Tip to have it done or not have it done as you like.  Perhaps you looked as though you needed to relax your prostate.  http://www.travelingmanchild.com/1/post/2013/01/urinal-massage.html

Robert

 

Dear Robert,

As I wrote in answer to the reader’s problem, I don’t frequent male urinals and none of the bars I have been in have masseurs in the Ladies.  Sorry, but this is one area I just don’t know!  But thank you Robert, the URL was interesting!