Dear Hillary,
Advice needed urgently, Hillary my Petal! There I was at a new bar and met this vision of loveliness. She speaks very little English but seems like a very genuine person. She comes from Ubon Ratchatani, and that’s about all I managed to find out after about four hours and several “lady drinks”. The biggest problem was only that she doesn’t speak much English, but we got by OK. By the end of the night I was pretty drunk and lent her 5000 baht. What should I do? Should I keep going, or should I give up now before I get in too deep?
Nelson
Dear Nelson,
Got the telescope up to the blind eye again, have you Admiral? This vision of loveliness who speaks very little English, still managed to find her way into your wallet to make it 5000 baht lighter, while you were still trying to find your way into her knickers. Honestly Nelson, people like you shouldn’t be allowed out without a nanny. When you ask me “should I keep going”, this is in relation to what? Keep drinking, keep handing over money or keep going in the gentle art of seduction? Face facts, Nelson, this is a girl in a bar who doesn’t speak your language (or you hers by the sounds of it), she works there hoping to meet gullible customers with wallets that are too heavy. And she just did – you! Kiss your five G’s goodbye and find another bar.
