Dear Hillary,
This is Evil here, I am hoping this letter will get to you in time to save “Andy”. Andy was the man asking about a chaperone when taking a girl out to dinner. Hillary, I invited a lady to dinner a while back, she asked if she could bring her best friend (a lady), I said certainly. The three of us met at the restaurant which was fine, until three more ladies arrived to sit with us, all who were introduced as sisters of the lady I invited. These sisters all looked like heavy weight wrestlers, nothing like the attractive lady I had invited, they all drank like fish (luckily not champagne), only beer Leo. To cap it all they ordered take away meals to be added to my bill. So 3,000 baht later we parted company. Never to be seen again, my choice by the way Hillary. So please warn Andy of what the “bring a friend” can lead too. No other accidents to report Hillary.
Evil
Dear Evil,
I am so pleased to hear you haven’t stepped off awkwardly again. I think the situation you experienced is not really a common one. How long had you known the attractive lady and the heavyweight wrestler sisters? Sounds to me that you should be doing a bit of groundwork before offering carte blanche at the a la carte. You would never take your motorcycle for a trip to Cambodia without checking over it first, would you? So likewise you should have done a bit of checking first. Unfortunately, you young chaps only seem to learn by experience, so I doubt if Andy will be any different.
