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Dear Hillary,

My GF has a problem with body smell. She goes for showers every day, but by the evening she smells again. It’s not a bad smell, but it puts me off. What can I do about this? She’s a nice girl. I don’t want to kick her out over it.

James

 

Dear James,

What a lovely man you are. “Kick her out.” Glad I’m not sharing your bedtimes. Now, my sensitive Petal, the smell will be from some Thai herbs that she will eat. Even garlic comes through the skin. Find what she eats and one by one take the herbs out until the smell stops. There’s your answer, now go and have a shower yourself. People from your part of the world have a bad reputation too.