Dear Hillary,
I hope you get this before Christmas, as I would like to thank you for all the fun you have given the boys over here all year. Sorry I can’t tell you where we are classified information. And sorry I’m not coming over to Thailand this time, but I promise I will bring some goodies with me in March 2011. The guys who don’t deliver annoy me, so I suspect they must annoy you too. Never mind, chin up and chest out. See you next year.
Martin
Dear Martin,
I’m not so sure about this “chin up and chest out” advice, it’s probably all a bit too late for that, but I do thank you and the boys over there in certain places where you cannot reveal your location. Don’t worry, I’ll look it up on WikiLeaks, they’re bound to know. When you think about it, it’s all a bit silly really. This Wiki Julian Meringue or whatever his name is, doesn’t make up all the information, they shouldn’t have written it down in the first place. So who’s in the wrong? All beyond me, Petal, me without a chest to stick out any more. All the best for 2011.
