Dear Hillary,
Love your column darling, but I had to deliver this by hand as I don’t know your email address. How about putting it at the bottom of the column?
Will
Dear Will,
Where there’s a will there’s a way, as they say. Good idea, Petal. Here we are at the bottom of this week’s column, so try [email protected]. That should do the trick. But by the way, I’m not your “darling”!