Dear Hillary,
I have noticed in my travels that there are some watering holes called “bars” and some called “clubs”. What’s the difference? Do you know, even though I don’t expect you to go and sample them yourself?
Gird
Dear Gird,
What kind of name is Gird? Does it come from ‘girding your loins’ or even ‘grinding your lions’? Some very strange people around. As far as bars and clubs are concerned, that is very easy. Bars generally open till late, while clubs are afternoons to early evenings. Bars are open, so you can see into the gloom, while clubs operate behind closed doors. And no, I didn’t go in.
