Be my (lonely) Valentine

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Dear Hillary,

I am sitting in my lonely room on Valentine’s Day, with no friends to visit me, no roses or Valentine’s Day cards, no chocolates, nothing.  I feel I am in prison, but worse.  At least in prison there are people to talk to.  What should I do, Hillary?

Jerry

 

Dear Jerry,

Sorry you had a lonely St. Valentine’s Day.  If you had contacted me earlier you could have taken me to a lovely Valentine’s dinner, complete with roses, champagne (French and very, very cold) and chocolates.  Make a note in your next year’s diary to send me a letter two weeks before and you can call it Be my (lovely) Valentine.  BTW, you can buy electric bed warmers at the supermarkets.