Dear Hillary,
I just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year and to let you know I will bring some more bubbles over with me when I come back to Thailand in June. It annoys me when people attack you personally, Hillary. I don’t agree with your comments every time, but there’s no need to be doggone rude over it.
Joshua
Dear Joshua,
I just wish all of the people who write to me for advice were as nice as you, Josh. I remember you sending me a lovely bottle of bubbles last year, which I enjoyed very much. True gentlemen are very hard to find these days, so you are a breath of fresh air (something that is hard to find in Pattaya these days, with all the tourist buses).
