Dear Hillary,
I have become friends with a couple of Thai girls through Facebook and we are contacting each other every day, and they seem to have excellent English. I have never been to Thailand but I am now looking at a holiday there. Both the girls say they want to “look after” me when I come over. I don’t want to disappoint one of them, and honestly I don’t know which to choose as they look drop dead gorgeous in the photos. Any suggestions?
Facebook Phil
Dear Phil,
You have been snared in the net – and that’s not the internet. Local girls do not have excellent English, and they want to look after your wallet, not you. Run!