Dear Hillary,
I would like to come and visit you on my next trip to Thailand and present you with some champagne (the good stuff, naturally) and chocolates (soft centers, naturally). Do you work out of the Pattaya Mail offices on Second Road? Or where do I find you?
Martin
Dear Martin,
Aren’t you a lovely fellow, remembering that champers and chockies are my favorite menu items, and yes, I’ll have a second helping. I’m sorry but I can’t give you my home address, but since you know where the Pattaya Mail offices are, you can leave anything there for me. Make sure you label everything “For Hillary Only!” otherwise things have a habit of going missing, and the office boy is hiccupping a lot!
