Dear Hillary,
Like a lot of people I am having problems with the new facebook pages. I had just managed to work the old one and now they’ve changed it and I can’t find anything. Do you have this problem? What can we do about it? Help, Hillary. I had 647 friends out there and none of them can help me. Someone posted a sign which read “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” I agree.
Jenny
Dear Jenny,
I’m sorry my Petal, I am still at the quill pen and inkwell stage of communication. How can you have 647 friends? I don’t even know 647 people. Go back to ringing your friends up on the phone, instead of blabbing your affairs to 647 people, the majority of which you could not really know. And before you ask, I am not on facebook! Or Twitter or anything else.
