Get out from my face!

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Dear Hillary,

I’m from America and I am not used to going into a bar to be propositioned.  I don’t want to have someone ask me where I come from.  It is my business only if I am married.  I don’t want people to know how much money I make.  How many children I have is my affair.  Why doesn’t someone tell these girls in the bars that not everyone wants to tell them personal details?  All I want is a quiet beer!

Charlie

Dear Charlie,

What are you worried about?  These girls aren’t from the CIA or the IRS, they are just doing their job as well as they can and you’re lucky they can converse as much as they can.  If you don’t want the girls to talk to you then don’t drink in beer bars.  You can buy a bottle of beer and sit alone in your room or drink in more up-market watering holes!