Dear Hillary,
Help me please. I’ve been here on holidays now for two weeks and I find the women here in Thailand are just the best eye candy I have ever seen, but all they want is my money, and they have so many reasons that I should give it to them that it is just amazing. Amazing Thailand as they say. What should I do, Hillary? Give them money or what? I sure like having them around me, but at this rate I won’t have enough left to eat by the end of the month. I’m 52, by the way.
Mike
Dear Mike,
You don’t say where all your begging eye candy comes from, my Petal, but let me guess. From the bars, right? That is how they operate. Find a new customer, drape themselves all over him, make him feel like he is some irresistible young buck again, and they have you hooked. Once you’re hooked, the next item is to land you, and they’ve done that when you pay for the vet’s fees for the ailing family buffalo, shortly after there will be medical bills for the brother with the broken leg after the motorcycle accident. Remember to offer to buy him another motorcycle as well, it will only cost you another 40,000 baht. Chicken feed. If you have a really thick wallet, then building a new house for Mama and Papa puts you right up to the top of the tree – that is, until you return to your home wherever, and another 52 year old from Sweden takes over. Honestly Mike, this behavior is so well documented, I find it amazing that there are still people who fall for all this. Amazing Thailand indeed!
