Dear Hillary,
Disastrous first and last date with Go-Go dancer No.28. I had met a 20 year old Go-Go dancer in a seedy Go-Go bar, I had known her for about a month going to the bar. In that time I had not taken her from the bar, but we had agreed to meet at Black Canyon Central Festival. Having not set a time as she was to call me in advance and arrange a time. Not expecting her to call, but during the afternoon I had just had a street meal (40 baht), she calls me, and tells me she is at Black Canyon now. I rush to Black Canyon and she is with her older cousin and her mother. I accept this, as I am retired. They tell me they would like ice cream so we go to a restaurant they order drinks and a meal plus ice cream (600 baht), she then tells me she wants to go to a dentist. The dentist tells me she needs several fillings and root canal treatment then a crown (estimated 15,000 baht) but for now the dentist would do cleaning (700 baht which I paid). At this point I anticipated the relatives would leave us, also its 7.30pm, and I was to go to my hotel get cleaned up, then we were to go to her bar and I would pay the bar fine for her (one night), I accepted her condition “No boomsing” (sex). I see the relatives are still with us, I insisted mother and cousin could not come to my hotel, so she abruptly dumps me!
Andrew
Dear Andrew,
As you know, you also sent me a long missive called “for background info only”, so I have not published that part. Now to your problems. Just what did you think was going to happen when a retired male (you) makes arrangements for an assignation at Black Canyon with a 20 year old go-go dancer from a “seedy bar”? What in common did you have, other than you having money and she wanting it. That’s why girls work in seedy go-go bars, my Petal. To get into your wallet, just as you wanted to get into her pants. Both of you were unsuccessful, it would seem.
