Goodbye my Thai GF

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Dear Hillary,

I have a Thai GF – I think.  Took her home a couple of times and she was a good fun babe, but the next I know she’s on the doorstep with an overnight bag.  I just let her move in, I suppose, and over the next week a bundle of outfits were in the wardrobe and make-up in the bathroom.  I was saving money on bar fines, but then she needed money for this and that, and the food she eats, which nobody in their right mind could possible stomach.  Next she’s saying she doesn’t want me going out at night, and wants more money, and now there’s the big pout if I do something I want to do which doesn’t involve her.  With the World Cup coming up I want to watch the channels I want, not Thai soaps or ghost movies.  What’s the next move, Hillary?

Joe

 

Dear Joe,

The next move depends upon whether you want her to stay, or go.  To me, it looks like the relationship isn’t based on much other than a couple of sweaty nights rolling in the hay and a saving on bar fines.  Not good enough for a lasting relationship, my Petal.  Don’t lead her up the garden path any more.  Time to be brave and tell her it’s over.  A sweetener in the form of some folding money will help the smooth transition, so be prepared for that.  Everything is possible in Pattaya – but it costs money, my Petal.