Dear Hillary,
Further to your protestations regarding impending matrimonial bliss at the Pattaya Mail, “So, we have determined the kind of girl you are and we are only discussing price? ;-)”
Robert
Dear Robert,
How dare you! You must have surely realized I have been saving myself for that ‘special’ man who will come my way, and it’s not the dreadful Nairod, nor is it the equally appalling George (letter above yours). I do not expect a dowry or any other type of bride price – after all what would I do with two buffalo in Thepprasit Road? Be real Robert.