Dear Hillary,
You might think of me as a bit of a Peeping Tom, but I get great fun out of Upskirting and Down-blousing. I took some of my girlfriend and she was OK with it until she found I had done the same with another girl. It’s all harmless fun. How do I convince my girlfriend of this? She is threatening to go home to her village.
Baz
Dear Baz,
I don’t think you can stop her leaving you, but thanks for the warning – I’ll wear long skirts and shirts buttoned up to the neck from now on. You are a nasty little man!