Dear Hillary,
I know lots of fellers have a girl on the side (mia noi), but what I want to know is how much do you pay for one of these? Don’t want to look stupid asking them, so I thought you might know, as you know everything else?
Billie
Dear Billie,
Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I don’t know everything (just most of everything). A Mia Noi is not a one night stand, Billie Bob (OMG, you’re not Billie Bob Thornton, are you)? No, you have to pay for her accommodation, living expenses, clothes, food, entertainment and more. Not a cheap exercise, Petal. It is the old adage – if you have to ask the price of anything, it means you can’t afford it!
