Dear Hillary,
A couple of weeks ago, one lady discovered that her husband had been looking at some ‘naughty’ sites on his laptop. It has been estimated that 60 percent of all web surfing is done on porn sites so her husband shouldn’t waste money on “shrinks” but, instead, if she has the inkling and, more importantly, the body for it, she should run, not walk to the nearest Victoria’s Secret shop or any street side store dealing in hot underwear! The female form, to me, and some 1.2 billion other men and three women, is a real delight and sells more merchandise than all other forms of advertising, including this paper, combined!
Don
Dear Don,
What wonderful statistics you have. “1.2 billion other men and three women”. Where do the three women come into this? Or even more importantly, where do the three of them live? Is this some unisex ménage a trois or something? Now looking at your 1.2 billion men who enjoy the odd ogle, where did you get that figure (mathematical not female form type figure) from? Don’t tell me you stood outside the local Victoria’s Secret shop with one of those clicking counters or something. And for that matter, the Victoria’s Secret place is so secret in Pattaya, I don’t even know where it is, and heaven knows I need it these days.
