Dear Hillary,
Why do the Thai girls all wear those molded plastic bras that look like two dumplings attached to the front of their chests? It is obvious that the lumps don’t belong to them, but come from the bra shop. I’m like a lot of guys and like a nice pair on a girl, but real ones, not plastic ones, please.
Tom the T-man
Dear Tom the T-man,
I presume you mean Tom the Toyman, you naughty little Petal! Since Thai girls were standing behind the door when the chests were given out (the Russian ladies made it to the front row), we have to do something to catch the eye of Toymen like you, Tom. So you have discovered our secret. Don’t tell everyone, that’s a good boy.
