Dear Hillary,
Against all the advice of people I used to call friends, I am going to marry a sweet little doll, who used to work in a beer bar. She was only there for a couple of years and doesn’t work there any more and hasn’t for about six months. I want to marry this woman, but because of her past life, do you think I should get a check-up before we tie the knot?
Jim
Dear Jim,
You’re having me on, aren’t you my Petal. Do I think you should have a check-up? Yes Jim, and start off with a psychiatric evaluation first. Do I think she should have a check-up? Yes Jim, and a few blood tests would be in order too. I suppose you want to have children as well, so in that case that’s more testing, and for both of you. I hope you make it, Jim. But I wouldn’t want to wager much money on it.
