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Dear Hillary,

Every day I go for a walk at the shopping center and most days I see a very pretty young woman drinking coffee in the coffee shop.  Sometimes she is talking to a man, but other times she is just sitting on the coffee.  I get a smile from her and I say “Hello” while I pass by.  Do you think she is a ‘professional’ girl (you know what I mean)?  And what should I do next?  I really like her and would like to get to know her a bit more.

Marty

 

Dear Marty,

Imagine you are in your home town of Little Muddling on the Marsh (I think you are from the UK, Petal) and every day there is a pretty young woman drinking coffee in the coffee shop as you stroll by.  What do you think her occupation might be?  An official coffee taster for Nescafe?  An official coffee shop seat tester?  A ‘professional’ on the lookout (for suckers)?  So, did you pick answer number three?  Of course you did.  So now you have answered your own question as well.  Forget the coffee shop, Petal, unless you are ready to pay for the froth on top as well.