Dear Hillary,
This is just between you and me, it is to thank you for the tip regarding a sweet red wine. I will look for Sangria like you suggested. A while ago I mentioned a lady I took to dinner and ended up with five. Nothing to worry about Hillary, the lady I first invited took care of an apartment block which I was leaving, she did such a great job it was a way to say thank you. Okay she did ask if the cleaner could come, well she did a great job too, so no worries about that, and when the three sisters turned up what could I say as it was a farewell dinner. A farewell to a few bob Hillary, 5, 5, 5…
Evil
Dear Evil,
Think of it this way, it was money well spent giving enjoyment and nourishment to five young ladies (or even not so young, I imagine)! Please note I kept the instructions down to you and me, but I had to let the editor have a peek, and he showed it to the printers, and somehow it ended up in the paper and read by 10,000 people. But never mind, that’s almost OK, and you might get the recipe for Sangria out of it.
