Dear Hillary,
This should be an easy one for you, but the answer escapes me at present. I have met a lovely young thing at my local, and I am looking at setting up house with her and her brother. They live together with their mother. Presently they share a motorcycle which he uses for doing deliveries round the town, but I notice it is unregistered. Would it be OK to buy them a new motorcycle, or would this be looked upon as being a bit forward? And what brand do you suggest?
Eric
Dear Eric,
You do sound like an older chap, so I suggest you marry the mother, who will be closer to your age group. Don’t worry about the brother’s motorcycle as the police will confiscate it after they find what he delivers. Please tell me that you are pulling my leg, Petal, though I have seen equally as hopeless situations in real life.
