Tea, muffins and rumpy pumpy

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Dear Hillary,

Last week you had this poor chap who didn’t like answering questions in a beer bar.  Who does he think he is?  If he wants tea and muffins and some culture, then he’s drinking in the wrong places.  The six star hotels for you, Sir.  If you want some hassle-free fun, then answer the girl’s questions and don’t get on your high horse.  Bars are for having fun, don’t you agree Ms Hillary?

Monty

Dear Monty,

Of course you are right.  The problems that you chaps have with the bar scene is you all want to find the girl of your dreams and settle down and raise hamsters.  Bar girls are for fun times not for getting serious.